Naruto New Intros
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It had been a rather vanilla Loop for Naruto, with nobody else Awake. Bored, he had decided to stick to the events of his home universe, getting in on a team with Sakura and Sasuke taught by Kakashi, and eventually going on the mission to Wave Country. There, they had fought Zabuza, who had been rescued by Haku, then trained, then went out to fight Zabuza and Haku on the bridge.
It was after a prolonged battle when Gato was due to show up that things went very wrong.
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I remember Gato being a lot shorter, and a bit thinner, Naruto thought to himself. A lot less chrome, too. And he certainly wasn't prone to breaking out into Karaoke.
"My name is Gato/
I have metal joints/
Beat me up/
And earn fifteen silver points!"
That singing was disturbing. And where did he get that microphone from?!
It was after a prolonged battle when Gato was due to show up that things went very wrong.
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I remember Gato being a lot shorter, and a bit thinner, Naruto thought to himself. A lot less chrome, too. And he certainly wasn't prone to breaking out into Karaoke.
"My name is Gato/
I have metal joints/
Beat me up/
And earn fifteen silver points!"
That singing was disturbing. And where did he get that microphone from?!
Continued from last snipit:
Ryoga looked at Sasuke as he limped home after another day of dealing with the... Well perverted horde didn't quite cover it. He had been watching for a week and together with Ukyo and Shampoo started planning on what to do.
“So I think I should show up first and make Sasuke paranoid, after all he would expect a male version to go after Naruto since he is replacing Ran-chan right?â€
“Shampoo not sure, you always get to Ranma first. It might give things away if you appear first normal.â€
Ryoga was deep in thought, he heard the door to the room they were in and turned to it along with Ukyo and Shampoo.
Naruto smiled as she entered. “I couldn't help but over hear the problem... I think I have an answer to the problem.â€
“Lets hear it, your pranks are second only to Ran-chan's.â€
Frowning Naruto muttered under her breath about being better, she then looked at them and resmiled as she showed them his plan...
They laughed at the sight, until Ryoga let it sink in then he groaned, he just knew this wouldn't be his day.
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The next day Sasuke and Naruto were walking to school where Sakura had yet to stop the girls, unlike Kuno who lost control of his horde after Ranma was on the scene Sakura did not. This was for two reasons, first Naruto didn't defeat Sakura yet, and second was... well she was Sakura...
Suddenly as they entered the school yard they heard a familiar battle cry, “Naruto Saotome prepare to die!†A girl with Ryoga's bandana wearing a standard sailor fuku used by other schools, other than the ones in Nerima, jumped down from the school roof and started a fight with Naruto.
Sasuke lost track of the combatants and eventually found male Naruto in a fountain.
“What happened?†Sasuke was sure that was Ryoga, and was internally grateful as it meant that the fiancees would be after Naruto. He hid a smile, but then frowned, this was a Sakura class prank.
“He got lost.â€
“Doesn't this worry you?â€
“of course it does. This means I will likely have every male martial artist in well who knows how far coming after me. All I can do is wait.â€
Out of sight and hearing of Sasuke, Ryoga glanced as a shadow and muttered, “Phase 2â€
A week later Sasuke walked into the class room, Naruto got separated this morning because of Nabiki for some reason, and as such he had come to class alone. Sakura took undue advantage of her seemingly weakened opponent. Sasuke was still trying to regain his stamina as he had been poisioned by some sort of paralysing agent that Sakura used. It only weakened him, but he still had a much harder time then usual against the girl horde today.
The teacher walked in, “Okay class we have three new students today.â€
Sasuke's eyes widened at the terrifing sight and feared he was in over his head.
“I am Ukyo Kounji.â€
“Ryoga Hibikiâ€
“You can call Xan'pou Shampoo, It easier for others to say.
The teacher indicated to them to take their seats and as they passed Sasuke they smiled. He paled, Naruto was in on it.
Clicking was heard outside, in fear he turned his head, he saw Nabiki, Naruto, and even Sakura taking pictures of him... Then he heard Ryoga's catch phrase along with Ukyo and Shampoo fighting over him... as he was dragged into the brawl in the classroom more girls appeared, still weakened he leaped from the window in a desperate bid for freedom, only to land on his face due to the drug. His last thought before passing out was that all three would pay for this.
Ryoga looked at Sasuke as he limped home after another day of dealing with the... Well perverted horde didn't quite cover it. He had been watching for a week and together with Ukyo and Shampoo started planning on what to do.
“So I think I should show up first and make Sasuke paranoid, after all he would expect a male version to go after Naruto since he is replacing Ran-chan right?â€
“Shampoo not sure, you always get to Ranma first. It might give things away if you appear first normal.â€
Ryoga was deep in thought, he heard the door to the room they were in and turned to it along with Ukyo and Shampoo.
Naruto smiled as she entered. “I couldn't help but over hear the problem... I think I have an answer to the problem.â€
“Lets hear it, your pranks are second only to Ran-chan's.â€
Frowning Naruto muttered under her breath about being better, she then looked at them and resmiled as she showed them his plan...
They laughed at the sight, until Ryoga let it sink in then he groaned, he just knew this wouldn't be his day.
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The next day Sasuke and Naruto were walking to school where Sakura had yet to stop the girls, unlike Kuno who lost control of his horde after Ranma was on the scene Sakura did not. This was for two reasons, first Naruto didn't defeat Sakura yet, and second was... well she was Sakura...
Suddenly as they entered the school yard they heard a familiar battle cry, “Naruto Saotome prepare to die!†A girl with Ryoga's bandana wearing a standard sailor fuku used by other schools, other than the ones in Nerima, jumped down from the school roof and started a fight with Naruto.
Sasuke lost track of the combatants and eventually found male Naruto in a fountain.
“What happened?†Sasuke was sure that was Ryoga, and was internally grateful as it meant that the fiancees would be after Naruto. He hid a smile, but then frowned, this was a Sakura class prank.
“He got lost.â€
“Doesn't this worry you?â€
“of course it does. This means I will likely have every male martial artist in well who knows how far coming after me. All I can do is wait.â€
Out of sight and hearing of Sasuke, Ryoga glanced as a shadow and muttered, “Phase 2â€
A week later Sasuke walked into the class room, Naruto got separated this morning because of Nabiki for some reason, and as such he had come to class alone. Sakura took undue advantage of her seemingly weakened opponent. Sasuke was still trying to regain his stamina as he had been poisioned by some sort of paralysing agent that Sakura used. It only weakened him, but he still had a much harder time then usual against the girl horde today.
The teacher walked in, “Okay class we have three new students today.â€
Sasuke's eyes widened at the terrifing sight and feared he was in over his head.
“I am Ukyo Kounji.â€
“Ryoga Hibikiâ€
“You can call Xan'pou Shampoo, It easier for others to say.
The teacher indicated to them to take their seats and as they passed Sasuke they smiled. He paled, Naruto was in on it.
Clicking was heard outside, in fear he turned his head, he saw Nabiki, Naruto, and even Sakura taking pictures of him... Then he heard Ryoga's catch phrase along with Ukyo and Shampoo fighting over him... as he was dragged into the brawl in the classroom more girls appeared, still weakened he leaped from the window in a desperate bid for freedom, only to land on his face due to the drug. His last thought before passing out was that all three would pay for this.
Maybe... But what will silver points be worth? Hmm? Do you think that any of the ninja would stop untill he is dead? So how many times do you think they will need to beat him up? Or better yet how many silver points would the fight be worth? I can almost see every Ninja standing on the bridge nearly falling over with Gato singing in the background.
And the souls of Lolis.
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"Kakashi-sensei."
"Yes, Naruto?" Kakashi looked up from his book of porn to respond to his overactive student, noting Sakura and Sasuke were standing nearby with blank looks on their faces. Or maybe that was just Kakashi super-imposing how stupid he thought the three of them were. These loops where he was the only one awake sucked ass.
"Is Chapter 3 Page 16 possible?" Okay, maybe Naruto was awake. That, or he had landed in a universe where all three of his students were perverts having underaged sex with each other. Kakashi hoped it was the former. Fuck my life.
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"Kakashi-sensei."
"Yes, Naruto?" Kakashi looked up from his book of porn to respond to his overactive student, noting Sakura and Sasuke were standing nearby with blank looks on their faces. Or maybe that was just Kakashi super-imposing how stupid he thought the three of them were. These loops where he was the only one awake sucked ass.
"Is Chapter 3 Page 16 possible?" Okay, maybe Naruto was awake. That, or he had landed in a universe where all three of his students were perverts having underaged sex with each other. Kakashi hoped it was the former. Fuck my life.
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"This is so freaking sweet." Kakashi eased dropped from a near by room as he let his gennin stew."I'm in Naruto as Naruto! Oh man maybe I can get Kakashi to auto graph his spleen for me!"
"Do you even understand the words comming out of your mouth?"An irate female voice asked as she rubbed her temples.
The male voice came back again he shouted, "Oh my god, your like a Chun-li, Sakura fusion!"
"Hnn..."
"And your just Sasuke in a crappy tactical getup with a mullet... LAME!"
The door opened and the deafening blast of a shot gun going off filled the room.
Sasuke and Sakura starred at the orange and black masked boy. He flippantly replied, "What you really didn't think I'd settle for just an eraser or a bucket of water."
A wooden log peppered with buck shot fell to the floor. The jounin sensei appeared in the window. "Roof top now."
"Oh that was so freaking sweet!" Naruto practically bounced with enthusisam. "He does have mad ninja skills."
"Great, first impression idiot." Sakura rubbed her ears a bit. She pushed her pink hair back into its buns. "Try not to kill our teacher before we actually get an assignment."
The mask clad boy laughed, "Wouldn't be much of a ninja if a flipping twelve gage took him out."
The grumpy boy with a mullet cut stood up and walked out the door.
"So, likes dislikes, dreams." Kakashi looked at his team with a bored expression. "You first pinky."
"My name is Sakura, I enjoy Yogashi, I dislike crimals my dream is to avenge my father. My fighting style is a Tai Chi derivative." She gave a smile ot her teammates, "I hope we all can work well together."
Kakashi shrugged. She seemed plesant enough. He looked at the kid in an orange and black mask and the other one in a black tatical outfit, "Alright you first broody."
"My name is Snake. He looked at the group around him, I enjoy a good smoke, life and plans that work." He remained silent for a moment. "I dislike hats. My dream, is my own."
"Wow that was so uninformative." Naruto bounced up and down. He squated on the bench and said, "I like sharp and pointy things, and things that go boom!"
"Whatever." Kakashi cut him off. He knew this was going to be one of those loops. He just hoped that this Dead Pool Naruto thing wasn’t completely omnicidal "Tommrow 7:30am training ground six dont eat any breakfast."
"Do you even understand the words comming out of your mouth?"An irate female voice asked as she rubbed her temples.
The male voice came back again he shouted, "Oh my god, your like a Chun-li, Sakura fusion!"
"Hnn..."
"And your just Sasuke in a crappy tactical getup with a mullet... LAME!"
The door opened and the deafening blast of a shot gun going off filled the room.
Sasuke and Sakura starred at the orange and black masked boy. He flippantly replied, "What you really didn't think I'd settle for just an eraser or a bucket of water."
A wooden log peppered with buck shot fell to the floor. The jounin sensei appeared in the window. "Roof top now."
"Oh that was so freaking sweet!" Naruto practically bounced with enthusisam. "He does have mad ninja skills."
"Great, first impression idiot." Sakura rubbed her ears a bit. She pushed her pink hair back into its buns. "Try not to kill our teacher before we actually get an assignment."
The mask clad boy laughed, "Wouldn't be much of a ninja if a flipping twelve gage took him out."
The grumpy boy with a mullet cut stood up and walked out the door.
"So, likes dislikes, dreams." Kakashi looked at his team with a bored expression. "You first pinky."
"My name is Sakura, I enjoy Yogashi, I dislike crimals my dream is to avenge my father. My fighting style is a Tai Chi derivative." She gave a smile ot her teammates, "I hope we all can work well together."
Kakashi shrugged. She seemed plesant enough. He looked at the kid in an orange and black mask and the other one in a black tatical outfit, "Alright you first broody."
"My name is Snake. He looked at the group around him, I enjoy a good smoke, life and plans that work." He remained silent for a moment. "I dislike hats. My dream, is my own."
"Wow that was so uninformative." Naruto bounced up and down. He squated on the bench and said, "I like sharp and pointy things, and things that go boom!"
"Whatever." Kakashi cut him off. He knew this was going to be one of those loops. He just hoped that this Dead Pool Naruto thing wasn’t completely omnicidal "Tommrow 7:30am training ground six dont eat any breakfast."