Naruto New Intros
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It pained him greatly to do this, it went against every single thing he ever had done. This was going to be a prank worth the ages to Jiraya. He smiled, this time he needed to print his Icha Icha books himself as the publisher was not able to get the exacting nature of it right.
At the day Kakashi had to test Team 7 all Icha Icha books turned into pure yaoi. Kakashi was so surprised by it that Sasuke's hits had actually landed. Now all he needed was a loop to use the blackmail properly, or find someone to sell it too.
He did ensure that Sakura would never find them though, looper or not. He smiled at the thought of managing to gather blackmail on a scale of the entirety of the elemental nations when he heard a scream. “And that would be sensei.†Soon he smiled every book would pop a nearby shadow clone and flip the images. Once they all dropped the pictures into the subspace pocket and dispelled he would be finished. All was good.
At the day Kakashi had to test Team 7 all Icha Icha books turned into pure yaoi. Kakashi was so surprised by it that Sasuke's hits had actually landed. Now all he needed was a loop to use the blackmail properly, or find someone to sell it too.
He did ensure that Sakura would never find them though, looper or not. He smiled at the thought of managing to gather blackmail on a scale of the entirety of the elemental nations when he heard a scream. “And that would be sensei.†Soon he smiled every book would pop a nearby shadow clone and flip the images. Once they all dropped the pictures into the subspace pocket and dispelled he would be finished. All was good.
"Wa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!"
"No, Naruto, you have to put your spirit into it. Lean back a bit and really throw your gut into it." Sasuke coached, poking the blonde's back and making him jut forward in protest. "You'll do better, and soon you'll be able to do it like this. Watch and learn." After saying that, Sasuke leaning back, assuming his traditional "Fuck the world" pose and slowly letting his lips split into a grin.
"Hn... hnhnhn... Hnhn-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ah-ahah!" Naruto watched Sasuke laugh maniacally, before raising a hand vertically in front of his mouth in an expression of bemusement.
"Sasuke, I think you're just better at this. I mean, mine's not big and long or anything!" He followed the dark-haired male's earlier advice, leaning back and trying to adopt the swagger he'd seen so many times before in Orochimaru and all those other "villain-y types."
"Ahaha-AH-HA-HA! WA-HA-HA-HA-HA!"
Sasuke sighed, rubbing his temples, "You're pushing it too hard..."
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Outside of their hotel room, Sakura leaned on the door with a a heavily ruptured pair of nostrils. What are they -doing- in there? Having some kind of tickle war?
"No, Naruto, you have to put your spirit into it. Lean back a bit and really throw your gut into it." Sasuke coached, poking the blonde's back and making him jut forward in protest. "You'll do better, and soon you'll be able to do it like this. Watch and learn." After saying that, Sasuke leaning back, assuming his traditional "Fuck the world" pose and slowly letting his lips split into a grin.
"Hn... hnhnhn... Hnhn-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ah-ahah!" Naruto watched Sasuke laugh maniacally, before raising a hand vertically in front of his mouth in an expression of bemusement.
"Sasuke, I think you're just better at this. I mean, mine's not big and long or anything!" He followed the dark-haired male's earlier advice, leaning back and trying to adopt the swagger he'd seen so many times before in Orochimaru and all those other "villain-y types."
"Ahaha-AH-HA-HA! WA-HA-HA-HA-HA!"
Sasuke sighed, rubbing his temples, "You're pushing it too hard..."
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Outside of their hotel room, Sakura leaned on the door with a a heavily ruptured pair of nostrils. What are they -doing- in there? Having some kind of tickle war?
Far from by best work but this idea was eating at me for over a month.
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Naruto finished his new loop breakfast, including the traditional ramen cup problem, and was about to set about meeting up with Sasuke to keep Sakura out of trouble. Granted the pink devil was less trouble then she was, however, that still left a lot of ground to cover.
'BRAT!!!'
Naruto winced, 'What is it Kurama?'
'Shut up and get in here now!'
Naruto shook his head, what ever happened he was going to blame on Kurama... There was nothing, absolutely nothing that Kurama could want that could counter Sakura, short of... Another Sakura...
Upon entering his mindscape he quickly realized his partner was now the size of a large dog and hiding behind him.
“What are you...â€
His question was interrupted by a blonde head appearing around the corner of the door to former cage room. After tilting her head and looking at him, he was starting to believe he found a fate worse then Sakura.
“Brat, she is... She is....â€
“I know, I know better then you do.â€
While they were talking the foxgirl was making cute noises. Both knew there was only one way out.
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The Hokage was starting to enjoy this looping thing, he had long since solved all his work related problems. Sure he was warned not to feel like nothing could go wrong. Foolishly he said it aloud.
His door slammed open unexpectedly as Naruto stormed in.
“Naruto what in the world are..â€
He was interrupted by Naruto slamming his hand on his desk summoning a foxgirl. “She's your problem now, or Kurama will end this loop early.â€
After taking a good look at the 'summon' who looked back just a curiously a deep feeling of dread filled the pit of his stomach.
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Sasuke shook his head, Naruto had explained his abandonment of Sakura duties yet again, and even though Kurama sitting next to him in the ramen stand (under a henge of course) agreeing with the problem he still had his doubts. “She can't be that bad, you said it yourself. She acts nothing like Sakura ever did.â€
“I am warning you Sasuke, she is indeed trouble.†Naruto warned
“I will end this loop early in the most damaging way possible causing a Fubar loop if I am lucky should she return to my seal.†Kurama warned.
Sasuke snorted.
“Naruto!†Turning around they both saw the Sandaime standing there with a pair of ANBU trying to restrain the chaotic kitsune.
Naruto shook his head, “Not happening old man. No chance, not for all the ramen in the world.â€
The Sandaime sighed, “Then you leave me no choice.†He started the seals to bind the fox into the target.
Sasuke smirked, “Better you then... huh?†he suddenly lost his smirk when he realized ANBU showed up and had grabbed him and tore off his shirt so the seal could be applied.
Still Fate was rolling in hilarity today as Sakura appeared in front of Sasuke and Naruto, with her back to the Hokage. She had not been paying attention. Worse yet this was her Bikini loop, one where she would wear a Bikini the entire loop.
Before the Sandaime Hokage could stop himself his hand landed on the middle of her back, and the sealing started. Time stood still as the process completed. In mute horror everyone stared. Even the Hokage after it finished as the Death God refused to take him on grounds of “I don't want any more of this on me. You're on your own.â€
A smile formed on Sakura's lips over getting a new passenger, one that promised new power. She decided she liked this situation. Kurama was the first to react, he simply dispelled the clone he was using. He hoped this would no longer be his problem. If it was, he would apologize to the other loopers later... In the Fubar loop to come.
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The foxgirl is somewhere between Sayuri and Sakura in personality too give a clue as to the horror of the situation. I wish I could have done a good job explaining that but I just could not describe that well enough.
Somehow she is supose to be both cute and innocent (looking the part too) but also perverted and to a limited degree as crazy as Sakura (while still being cute and innocent, and still not acting like Sakura somehow.)
And now Sakura has two voices in her head encouraging her... Fear what could happen if Sakura figures out how to keep her.
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Naruto finished his new loop breakfast, including the traditional ramen cup problem, and was about to set about meeting up with Sasuke to keep Sakura out of trouble. Granted the pink devil was less trouble then she was, however, that still left a lot of ground to cover.
'BRAT!!!'
Naruto winced, 'What is it Kurama?'
'Shut up and get in here now!'
Naruto shook his head, what ever happened he was going to blame on Kurama... There was nothing, absolutely nothing that Kurama could want that could counter Sakura, short of... Another Sakura...
Upon entering his mindscape he quickly realized his partner was now the size of a large dog and hiding behind him.
“What are you...â€
His question was interrupted by a blonde head appearing around the corner of the door to former cage room. After tilting her head and looking at him, he was starting to believe he found a fate worse then Sakura.
“Brat, she is... She is....â€
“I know, I know better then you do.â€
While they were talking the foxgirl was making cute noises. Both knew there was only one way out.
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The Hokage was starting to enjoy this looping thing, he had long since solved all his work related problems. Sure he was warned not to feel like nothing could go wrong. Foolishly he said it aloud.
His door slammed open unexpectedly as Naruto stormed in.
“Naruto what in the world are..â€
He was interrupted by Naruto slamming his hand on his desk summoning a foxgirl. “She's your problem now, or Kurama will end this loop early.â€
After taking a good look at the 'summon' who looked back just a curiously a deep feeling of dread filled the pit of his stomach.
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Sasuke shook his head, Naruto had explained his abandonment of Sakura duties yet again, and even though Kurama sitting next to him in the ramen stand (under a henge of course) agreeing with the problem he still had his doubts. “She can't be that bad, you said it yourself. She acts nothing like Sakura ever did.â€
“I am warning you Sasuke, she is indeed trouble.†Naruto warned
“I will end this loop early in the most damaging way possible causing a Fubar loop if I am lucky should she return to my seal.†Kurama warned.
Sasuke snorted.
“Naruto!†Turning around they both saw the Sandaime standing there with a pair of ANBU trying to restrain the chaotic kitsune.
Naruto shook his head, “Not happening old man. No chance, not for all the ramen in the world.â€
The Sandaime sighed, “Then you leave me no choice.†He started the seals to bind the fox into the target.
Sasuke smirked, “Better you then... huh?†he suddenly lost his smirk when he realized ANBU showed up and had grabbed him and tore off his shirt so the seal could be applied.
Still Fate was rolling in hilarity today as Sakura appeared in front of Sasuke and Naruto, with her back to the Hokage. She had not been paying attention. Worse yet this was her Bikini loop, one where she would wear a Bikini the entire loop.
Before the Sandaime Hokage could stop himself his hand landed on the middle of her back, and the sealing started. Time stood still as the process completed. In mute horror everyone stared. Even the Hokage after it finished as the Death God refused to take him on grounds of “I don't want any more of this on me. You're on your own.â€
A smile formed on Sakura's lips over getting a new passenger, one that promised new power. She decided she liked this situation. Kurama was the first to react, he simply dispelled the clone he was using. He hoped this would no longer be his problem. If it was, he would apologize to the other loopers later... In the Fubar loop to come.
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The foxgirl is somewhere between Sayuri and Sakura in personality too give a clue as to the horror of the situation. I wish I could have done a good job explaining that but I just could not describe that well enough.
Somehow she is supose to be both cute and innocent (looking the part too) but also perverted and to a limited degree as crazy as Sakura (while still being cute and innocent, and still not acting like Sakura somehow.)
And now Sakura has two voices in her head encouraging her... Fear what could happen if Sakura figures out how to keep her.
It's small and it's not an intro but here's something.
"Hinita-chan you shouldn't listen to what Neji says, you're better then he says you are." Stated Naruto.
"W-What do you mean, Naruto-kun?" Stammered Hinata in response.
"Well he graduated from the academy a year before you, but he's only now being allowed to attempt the Chunin exam, at the same time as you." Replied Naruto
"Hinita-chan you shouldn't listen to what Neji says, you're better then he says you are." Stated Naruto.
"W-What do you mean, Naruto-kun?" Stammered Hinata in response.
"Well he graduated from the academy a year before you, but he's only now being allowed to attempt the Chunin exam, at the same time as you." Replied Naruto
I think Inari was it more than Urd as she showed up a few times. You do have to remember though that those appearances largely predated the concept of individual gods running particular loops. That's more of a Saphroneth thing. The deities were still affiliated with the Loops, but in a patron "I'm worshiped here" way more than a "I'm administrating this clusterf$@k" way. Really, it's pretty malleable. The new looper stuff over on SB largely leaves the so-called "Original Seven" from here alone.
It is more how you define the 'Gods' of that world.
The original idea and view of the Gods and Goddesses were as follow:
1. All Gods with perhaps the exception of Kami-sama, Hild, the Chousin, and the Lord of Nightmares, are 10D entities. As such, as as each universe is considered having ten dimensions, with 11 and higher containing the multiverse.
2. Just as there are multiple versions of a Looper or anchor looping (anime Sailor Moon and Manga Sailor Moon have both appeared in the same Loop), there are multiple versions of the Gods as well. As such, the Urd Naruto first met may or may not be the Urd of Naruto's universe.
Known instances of them being seen by Naruto:
1. An Urd was the one who informed Naruto about Looping and that he was not alone.
2. Inari appeared to Naruto in a Star Trek Loop, deciding that she wanted to try and date a mortal, specifically him. When she hinted that others might be interested in the others in Naruto's universe, Sasuke disappeared.
The original idea and view of the Gods and Goddesses were as follow:
1. All Gods with perhaps the exception of Kami-sama, Hild, the Chousin, and the Lord of Nightmares, are 10D entities. As such, as as each universe is considered having ten dimensions, with 11 and higher containing the multiverse.
2. Just as there are multiple versions of a Looper or anchor looping (anime Sailor Moon and Manga Sailor Moon have both appeared in the same Loop), there are multiple versions of the Gods as well. As such, the Urd Naruto first met may or may not be the Urd of Naruto's universe.
Known instances of them being seen by Naruto:
1. An Urd was the one who informed Naruto about Looping and that he was not alone.
2. Inari appeared to Naruto in a Star Trek Loop, deciding that she wanted to try and date a mortal, specifically him. When she hinted that others might be interested in the others in Naruto's universe, Sasuke disappeared.
Inortal, as much as I like what you've done with this idea, certain parts of that don't work out. Using the loops you published to FFn, Ranma loops 1-3 (Third loop in the first chapter of loops) and 1-7 (Seventh loop in the first chapter) would be different people, things just don't sort of work out.
Heck 1-3 would then have TWO different Skulds, the referenced/first one where Ranma ends up in flagrente delicto with by accident and the one that is on the Hogwarts Express. Ranma would be able to get away from his goddess lovers simply by going to another universe, the Skuld there won't be interested in him
Heck 1-3 would then have TWO different Skulds, the referenced/first one where Ranma ends up in flagrente delicto with by accident and the one that is on the Hogwarts Express. Ranma would be able to get away from his goddess lovers simply by going to another universe, the Skuld there won't be interested in him
Perhaps, but the universes are connected on a level, because otherwise we couldn't have crossovers. And if the files are marked for certain people, it would be considered 'poaching'.
I assume the poaching incident you were referring to was when Ranma lept into the A!MG universe in Keiichi's position and ended up making the wish to stay with Bell-II
I assume the poaching incident you were referring to was when Ranma lept into the A!MG universe in Keiichi's position and ended up making the wish to stay with Bell-II
I didn't mention poaching.
And I don't think there are multiple Sailor Moon's looping, I'm pretty sure that her back-story/history is whatever makes for the most laughs this loop. In the one case I've seen where there's both anime and manga SM in the same loop, I'm saying that one of them was a pseudo-looper. Pseduo-Loopers are created from time to time by the loops to have a looper encounter another looping version of themselves or other people from their universe that have been looping without them, otherwise there would be at least two looping sets of Tendo sisters at this point, the set from looping Ranma and the set that started looping on their own
And I don't think there are multiple Sailor Moon's looping, I'm pretty sure that her back-story/history is whatever makes for the most laughs this loop. In the one case I've seen where there's both anime and manga SM in the same loop, I'm saying that one of them was a pseudo-looper. Pseduo-Loopers are created from time to time by the loops to have a looper encounter another looping version of themselves or other people from their universe that have been looping without them, otherwise there would be at least two looping sets of Tendo sisters at this point, the set from looping Ranma and the set that started looping on their own
Actually, the Loop they were in was a pseudo-Loop, meaning they were all together with other Loopers, but the supposed history could not stand, meaning no timeline could actually have such a reality, as it would never fit right.
Think of a pseudo-loop as like a fanfic fusion story, where nothing fits canon in the slightest, or they just jammed the continuum together and hoped for the best.
And there have been instances of dual universes merging, such as Harry Potter meeting his female equivalent in a Loop where they were the Twins Who Lived, Harry James and Rose Lily Potter.
But I digress.
The question was not about the Loopers themselves, as they are 4D (length, width, depth, and time), with the stipulation that if they evolve past that, their universe 'crashes' and it is erased.
We were talking about the Gods.
And not every universe has the same Gods. Just compare say ... Harry Potter and Lina Inverse, God vs Lord of Nightmares.
All I did was limit the number of deities who exist everywhere to a few. Even Hild might be considered a 10D, unless we assume one Hild gave birth to an infinite amount of Urd.
Essentially, the question comes down to this: where does the fanfic writer consider the multiverse begins, at which dimension is the 'sideways time' dimension, where alternative paths issue forth?
Me, personally, consider the dividing line between 10D and 11D, between what A!MG states as the level of Yggdrasil, and where the Chousin of Tenchi Muyo! state is their home level.
Think of a pseudo-loop as like a fanfic fusion story, where nothing fits canon in the slightest, or they just jammed the continuum together and hoped for the best.
And there have been instances of dual universes merging, such as Harry Potter meeting his female equivalent in a Loop where they were the Twins Who Lived, Harry James and Rose Lily Potter.
But I digress.
The question was not about the Loopers themselves, as they are 4D (length, width, depth, and time), with the stipulation that if they evolve past that, their universe 'crashes' and it is erased.
We were talking about the Gods.
And not every universe has the same Gods. Just compare say ... Harry Potter and Lina Inverse, God vs Lord of Nightmares.
All I did was limit the number of deities who exist everywhere to a few. Even Hild might be considered a 10D, unless we assume one Hild gave birth to an infinite amount of Urd.
Essentially, the question comes down to this: where does the fanfic writer consider the multiverse begins, at which dimension is the 'sideways time' dimension, where alternative paths issue forth?
Me, personally, consider the dividing line between 10D and 11D, between what A!MG states as the level of Yggdrasil, and where the Chousin of Tenchi Muyo! state is their home level.