Far from by best work but this idea was eating at me for over a month.
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Naruto finished his new loop breakfast, including the traditional ramen cup problem, and was about to set about meeting up with Sasuke to keep Sakura out of trouble. Granted the pink devil was less trouble then she was, however, that still left a lot of ground to cover.
'BRAT!!!'
Naruto winced, 'What is it Kurama?'
'Shut up and get in here now!'
Naruto shook his head, what ever happened he was going to blame on Kurama... There was nothing, absolutely nothing that Kurama could want that could counter Sakura, short of... Another Sakura...
Upon entering his mindscape he quickly realized his partner was now the size of a large dog and hiding behind him.
“What are you...â€
His question was interrupted by a blonde head appearing around the corner of the door to former cage room. After tilting her head and looking at him, he was starting to believe he found a fate worse then Sakura.
“Brat, she is... She is....â€
“I know, I know better then you do.â€
While they were talking the foxgirl was making cute noises. Both knew there was only one way out.
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The Hokage was starting to enjoy this looping thing, he had long since solved all his work related problems. Sure he was warned not to feel like nothing could go wrong. Foolishly he said it aloud.
His door slammed open unexpectedly as Naruto stormed in.
“Naruto what in the world are..â€
He was interrupted by Naruto slamming his hand on his desk summoning a foxgirl. “She's your problem now, or Kurama will end this loop early.â€
After taking a good look at the 'summon' who looked back just a curiously a deep feeling of dread filled the pit of his stomach.
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Sasuke shook his head, Naruto had explained his abandonment of Sakura duties yet again, and even though Kurama sitting next to him in the ramen stand (under a henge of course) agreeing with the problem he still had his doubts. “She can't be that bad, you said it yourself. She acts nothing like Sakura ever did.â€
“I am warning you Sasuke, she is indeed trouble.†Naruto warned
“I will end this loop early in the most damaging way possible causing a Fubar loop if I am lucky should she return to my seal.†Kurama warned.
Sasuke snorted.
“Naruto!†Turning around they both saw the Sandaime standing there with a pair of ANBU trying to restrain the chaotic kitsune.
Naruto shook his head, “Not happening old man. No chance, not for all the ramen in the world.â€
The Sandaime sighed, “Then you leave me no choice.†He started the seals to bind the fox into the target.
Sasuke smirked, “Better you then... huh?†he suddenly lost his smirk when he realized ANBU showed up and had grabbed him and tore off his shirt so the seal could be applied.
Still Fate was rolling in hilarity today as Sakura appeared in front of Sasuke and Naruto, with her back to the Hokage. She had not been paying attention. Worse yet this was her Bikini loop, one where she would wear a Bikini the entire loop.
Before the Sandaime Hokage could stop himself his hand landed on the middle of her back, and the sealing started. Time stood still as the process completed. In mute horror everyone stared. Even the Hokage after it finished as the Death God refused to take him on grounds of “I don't want any more of this on me. You're on your own.â€
A smile formed on Sakura's lips over getting a new passenger, one that promised new power. She decided she liked this situation. Kurama was the first to react, he simply dispelled the clone he was using. He hoped this would no longer be his problem. If it was, he would apologize to the other loopers later... In the Fubar loop to come.
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The foxgirl is somewhere between Sayuri and Sakura in personality too give a clue as to the horror of the situation. I wish I could have done a good job explaining that but I just could not describe that well enough.
Somehow she is supose to be both cute and innocent (looking the part too) but also perverted and to a limited degree as crazy as Sakura (while still being cute and innocent, and still not acting like Sakura somehow.)
And now Sakura has two voices in her head encouraging her... Fear what could happen if Sakura figures out how to keep her.