A BDSM rule thread:
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"Alright, I am now a magical girl!" Beautiful Destroyer Sailor moon exclaimed.
Luna nodded. "Yes, but first thing's first, there will be some rules. There are things as a Sailor Senshi that you cannot do, and I will not let you do them!"
"Wait, is this one of those rule threads?"
1. No breaking the fourth wall.
"Holy crap, what was that!?" Usagi shouted.
"Rule number one, no breaking the fourth wall, you damage enough walls as it is!" Luna demanded.
"But you just....!" Usagi tried to argue.
2. Luna is meta, deal with it.
"...Oh now you're just being arbitrary." Usagi flatly noted.
"The rules are rules, Usagi. Follow them!"
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3. Sailor Moon is not allowed to fight indoors, especially where there is anything expensive, fragile, inflammable, or some combination of the three.
4. Sailor Moon is not allowed to use her powers outside of fighting the forces of evil. That means becoming Sailor Moon to take part in Sasuke or various Strong-Man competitions is right out.
5. Sailor Moon is not allowed to use improvised weapons. Ever.
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"Alright, I am now a magical girl!" Beautiful Destroyer Sailor moon exclaimed.
Luna nodded. "Yes, but first thing's first, there will be some rules. There are things as a Sailor Senshi that you cannot do, and I will not let you do them!"
"Wait, is this one of those rule threads?"
1. No breaking the fourth wall.
"Holy crap, what was that!?" Usagi shouted.
"Rule number one, no breaking the fourth wall, you damage enough walls as it is!" Luna demanded.
"But you just....!" Usagi tried to argue.
2. Luna is meta, deal with it.
"...Oh now you're just being arbitrary." Usagi flatly noted.
"The rules are rules, Usagi. Follow them!"
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3. Sailor Moon is not allowed to fight indoors, especially where there is anything expensive, fragile, inflammable, or some combination of the three.
4. Sailor Moon is not allowed to use her powers outside of fighting the forces of evil. That means becoming Sailor Moon to take part in Sasuke or various Strong-Man competitions is right out.
5. Sailor Moon is not allowed to use improvised weapons. Ever.