MightyNo8409 said:
Nice!
You got anything stewing around in your head for Shiho (the girl with the spirals in her glasses that was a code cracker with Shikmaru)?
I've got some ideas kicking around for her. Nothing solid or fleshed out yet.
You can have some Naruto learning his ultimate technique though to tide you over though.
A Terrible Technique in the Hands of a Pervert
Sasuke watched as Naruto had his head lowered, his hair covering his eye and his body almost trembling. The technique they were witnessing on the battlefield seemed to have affected him greatly. "
Watching the dead come back to life would be disconcerting to most people I suppose." He thought to himself.
Naruto's head snapped up at that moment, fire burning in his eyes that cause Sasuke to take a step back in shock.
"Whose technique is this!?" his words were soft but came out almost in a growl.
"It would seem that the one called Kabuto is the cause of this desecration of the dead." Was the reply he received from a foreign ninja he didn't know.
"Kabuto huh? So I just need to stop him and this will all end." The intensity of Naruto's eyes were almost drowned out by the size of his shit eating grin.
"And once I squeeze the technique from him my life long goal of banging Sasuke's mom will be complete!" He shouted as he disappeared from the main headquarters of the Shinobi alliance.
Sasuke himself just palmed his face. As if his mother would give into someone who wasn't his father. After a few moments though sweat started trickling down his brow. He had seen Naruto work on women before.
He left in a hurry to try and catch Naruto. With 100 000 White Zetsu clones at his disposal as sacrifices Naruto could quite literally bang his way through history if he didn't stop him.
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As Sasuke caught up to Naruto's trail he heard desperate cries of despair coming from inside the cave and knew that it was too late to stop Naruto now. What Naruto wanted Naruto got. Sasuke had learnt that a long time ago.
Sasuke sighed to himself. There was nothing he could do to help his mother now. She was quite literally fucked once Naruto got to her. Even the appearance of a revived Itachi barely registered more than a raised eyebrow from Sasuke.
"It's too late Itachi. Kabuto is fucked and once Naruto is done with him so is mom." Sasuke's shoulders seemed to slump even lower. "I need some time alone." He spoke to Itachi as he left in a hurry.
Itachi shot a weird look in the direction Sasuke had left wondering what he was talking about before shrugging it off and entering the cave.
What Itachi found Naruto doing to Kabuto was so disturbing that he forced himself from his Edo Tensei body and back into the after life.