Sailor Moon Sailor Loops

Tsukino_kage

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Hey, founding Crystal Tokyo didn't come cheap, you know. Pimps gotta get paid. And that bitch Beryl needed to learn who the true pimp of Juuban was. Bitch ain't taking her turf.
:mellow: :huh: :eek: :blink: :ph43r: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :hail: :hail: :hail:
 

Crusader

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Innortal said:
It was amazing how tame the youma could be when fed a constant diet of fresh life force from Japan's only renewable resource: otaku. And thanks to the fact she had enough dirt on certain political figures, added to knowledge of the local tax code, had allowed her to open a nice little escort house for the otaku, since youma could take any form.
:lol: Good one. :lol:
 

DrTempo

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Innortal said:
"Usagi!" yelled Luna.

Said Anchor ignored her. "And here's your cut, Cordite, after all, you's my Bottom Bitch!"

It was amazing how tame the youma could be when fed a constant diet of fresh life force from Japan's only renewable resource: otaku. And thanks to the fact she had enough dirt on certain political figures, added to knowledge of the local tax code, had allowed her to open a nice little escort house for the otaku, since youma could take any form.

Hey, founding Crystal Tokyo didn't come cheap, you know. Pimps gotta get paid. And that bitch Beryl needed to learn who the true pimp of Juuban was. Bitch ain't taking her turf.
If Butters was still in the pimping game, he'd want a piece of that action!
 

Innortal

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Usagi blinked. ôDamn it,ö she muttered, quickly looking around to assure herself her mother hadnÆt heard that.

Ikuko Tsukino could be very, very, scary.

Head nodding in the sight that she was safe, Usagi closed her eyes, giving her local memories a chance to catch up.

This wasnÆt a Fused Loop, which meant no Chaos Horse nookie.

Damn.

Well, it wouldnÆt be all bad, depending on who among her Senshi were awake. When not, Rei-chan tended to throw a massive fit when Usagi seduced her. And that didnÆt include the sheer amount of time needed to break them in to her wishes. If Mamoru was Awake, he tended to also want to branch out to other women.

Hmm, perhaps they could seduce lonely young teenage women together... Couples did need activities to do together after all, to build trust and depth.

ôLoops suck,ö she muttered, kicking a can and knocking out one boy who was teasing a certain Mao. She didnÆt like being limited to them, couldnÆt even imagine what she would have been like had she gone through what the self-termed First-Gen Loopers had. But then she had been lucky, the Ginzuishou had quickly merged them with her into the Loops. Saotome had said it was something to do with soul bonding and ethereal connections.

He lost her after a bit. Then handed her a pamphlet and said she was on her own. She didnÆt pay too much attention, wondering and daydreaming about what he was like underneath those Chinese silks. It wasnÆt like she was addicted to seeing her with her legs wrapped around him as Mamoru was drilling BerylÆs backdoor. That was just silly.

Shaking her head, she continued along her path. Personally, she blamed Haruka for this. She hadnÆt been that addicted to him until Haruka begged him to æbreed her like the bitch she isÆ. But someone who could convince a militant lesbian to go straight, that was excusable, right?

Right?

Shaking her head in resignation to no pigtailed nookie this Loop, Usagi moved forward to rescue Luna. If she didnÆt, then things would suck as always for the Loop, and sheÆd have to deal with the utter terrors of humanity the hard way.

Apparently, the late Queen Serenity had no idea what æeffective helpÆ meant. Why else would she leave EarthÆs future in the hands of semi-coherent moon cats?

Shaking her head, she moved forward. Only two people knew the answer to that. One was dead for over ten thousand years, the other wasnÆt in this Loop.

At least she had time to find the proper required whip. Haruka always changed her tune after a few lashes, and the last thing she needed to deal with were Outers questioning who they served.

Apparently, the shorthaired blond could be tamed by Saotome, but needed a harsher Mistress any other way. Personally, she blamed the Loop where Haruka was almost always pregnant. Until that point, she could easily be cowered. But stuck in the past, made a slave to the fact they had but one certain male to breed for the futureà

Shaking her head, Usagi focused on the future. Sure, she was likely stuck with just Mamoru, but she could still have fun, still learn things.

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ôYou know, since you are but a youma harming an innocent, I have but one thing to say to you.ö

ôà What?ö

ôSAILOR BITCH SLAP!ö

ôWhaùô was all the youma impersonating NaruÆs mother got off before she was backhanded into a pillar.

ôWow, youÆre alive,ö muttered Sailor Moon. ôHe was right; I had forgot how to do a proper backhandà

ôOh well, in the name of the Moon, your ass is mine!ö
 

kuopiofi

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MO4R?!? :yay:
 
Not bad, but instead of 'Sailor Bitch Slap' I'd have had her use Rei's line from SMA, "My Pimp Hand is Strong!"
 

Rodon

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kuopiofi said:
MO4R?!? :yay:
Agreed, but part of me wants to see 'that' side of Haruka. æbreed her like the bitch she isÆ indeed. I wonder what Michiru was doing at that point. :wub:'

We need to see more of the loops where the others are awake, or not, I'm not picky. :hail:
 

Innortal

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violetshadows said:
Not bad, but instead of 'Sailor Bitch Slap' I'd have had her use Rei's line from SMA, "My Pimp Hand is Strong!"
Could be a fun Loop for someone to write: Usagi ending up in the abridged universe.
 

Prince Charon

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Pretty sure Loopers can't get pregnant, nor get anyone else pregnant, but other than that, its good, and I'd like to see it extended... preferably in the lemon forum.
 

Innortal

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Prince Charon said:
Pretty sure Loopers can't get pregnant, nor get anyone else pregnant, but other than that, its good, and I'd like to see it extended... preferably in the lemon forum.
It was a reference to Time Lost on Anime Addventure, where thanks to Sailor Pluto messing around, the Senshi and Ranma ended up 200,000 years in the past. After a fifteen year time skip, we learn Haruka has been pregnant most of it, counting the number of periods she had on one hand, and all the Senshi have at least 2 kids with Ranma.

Remember, a Looper can only have a child under two conditions. One is that the normal course of the Loop requires said child to be born, like Anakin and his children, or the Looper requests the blocks be removed.

There is a third option only available in Psuedo-Loops lasting longer than a century, such as Star Trek and Star Wars Loops, where the blocks may be removed, since the children will not be erased from reality, but able to access Future's Past.
 
Really did you have to use Fanon-Usagi Innortal? :p Not the best parody I've seen but in all truth not the worst either.
 

Amaretto

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Danger Manlyness ahead! Think musical format or not.

Mamoru looked over at the Serena. First he had learned that the universe was broken and then it went down hill from there. It had been a hell of a loop that had left him slightly disturbed and perhaps just a little broken. Now being the son of one Nodoka Saotome had perhaps damaged it beyond repair. Sitting back in his home universe he twitched at the current conversation. He cursed at Usagi as she pondered the monster of the about to attack the crown arcade, ôDamn it Serena, this no time for your girly crap!ö

She blinked dumbly several times, ôWhattt...ö

ôThat touchy feely garbage.ö He ranted loudly, ôWho do you want in an emergency, Super Man or your damn inner child!ö

Her eyes took on a dreamy look as she remembered several loops back in that universe.

ôI'm acting like and idiot nohoooo, I'm acting like a man.ö Chiba stomed across the floor, ôIt used to be enough, to be strong and good and tough, and to try what hasn't been tried, but now I'm a JERK with a brain that doesn't WORK, if I don't consult my feminine side. Oh, what is it to be manly?ö

Ami and Mina looked at each other, ôManly?ö

Mamoru ranted loudly, ôMaybe we should stay here and hug would that be more manly?ö

Ami, Mina and Motoki all asked again, ôManly?ö

The slightly unhinged masked super hero looked down at his shoe, ôOh kill me now I think I squashed a bug!ö

Serena looked over at Motoki, ôMotoki, can't you talk some sense into him?ö

ôHe sounds sensible enough to me.ö He pulled his guitar out of stuff space, ôI can show that I care, I can cry, I can share,
I've got my brain in my sensitive world, But please tell me why being a modern guy, Makes me feel like a bearded girl? I guess it's so manly.ö

Ami and Mina blinked again and asked, ôManly?ö

The shop keeper added to the on going rant, ôI do nothing but tell how I feel, I feel mighty manly.ö

Rei and Hakura barely held back a chuckle, ôManly?ö

Motoki threw the guitar away, ôI'm so excited I just might scream!ö

Mamoru jumped up onto the counter of the arcade, ôCome here big guy!ö

ôYou got it boss.ö He jumped up onto the counter as well.

Pointing a finger at himself Mamoru continued, ôI'm proud to be the home of a Y chromosome,ö

Motoki stroked his chin and added to the rant, ôI'm proud this hair is growing on my chin,ö

Mamoru turned to Motoki, ôLet's get the hell out there! Fight that rampaging Carebear.ö

The shop keeper shouted back, ôI won't let those girls fight because we care!ö

ôWe won't be back if we can't bring them down!ö The two charged towards the door, ôWe're going to be manly!ö

Michiru and Setsuna howled with laughter, ôManly!ö

ôHang on, help is on the way!ö Mamoru announced to the innocent by standers, ôIt's time to be manly!ö

All the scouts scratched their heads as they watched the two run of into battle, ôManly!ö




Sauce for the younger and uninitated.

Ninja edit messed up my CnP.
 

bissek

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For Naru Osaka, being rescued by the Senshi was a familiar occurrence. She had needed to be rescued more times than any other three people in Juuban combined. You could consider her a professional damsel in distress. And that was just in her original pass through life.

After going through hundreds of Loops, Naru had been forced to conclude that there was no way she could get through a loop without needing to be rescued at least once (At least, without suiciding or fleeing the area). So she had decided to take her unwanted hobby in a different direction - seeing if she could get rescued by each of the Senshi exactly once, seeing if she could get rescued by the same Senshi every single time in one loop, and so on. She had become a connoisseur of Senshi rescues.

So she was surprised with her current rescue. It was totally different from all the other rescues she had undergone. It started with the attack used to defeat the monster. Naru was certain that she had seen every single Senshi attack there was, up to and including Saturn's blow-up-the-planet technique. There was no Senshi who had an attack called 'nothingness', that enveloped and dissolved its enemies in a wave of black... nothingness.

Then there was the Senshi herself. Naru knew all of the Senshi by sight, both in fuku and out of fuku. This was not one of them. No Senshi had a tarnished tiara. No Senshi wore a fuku that looked faded, as if it had gone through the wash far too many times, and a skirt that was badly fraying. And no Senshi ever had a look of bone-deep exhaustion on her face, as if she had been bearing the weight of the world on her shoulders for far too long, but dared not set down her burden.

"Who are you?" Naru asked.

"I am Sailor Nothing." The Senshi said in a very weary voice, "And I'm very tired."
 

Amaretto

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bissek said:
For Naru Osaka, being rescued by the Senshi was a familiar occurrence. She had needed to be rescued more times than any other three people in Juuban combined. You could consider her a professional damsel in distress. And that was just in her original pass through life.

After going through hundreds of Loops, Naru had been forced to conclude that there was no way she could get through a loop without needing to be rescued at least once (At least, without suiciding or fleeing the area). So she had decided to take her unwanted hobby in a different direction - seeing if she could get rescued by each of the Senshi exactly once, seeing if she could get rescued by the same Senshi every single time in one loop, and so on. She had become a connoisseur of Senshi rescues.

So she was surprised with her current rescue. It was totally different from all the other rescues she had undergone. It started with the attack used to defeat the monster. Naru was certain that she had seen every single Senshi attack there was, up to and including Saturn's blow-up-the-planet technique. There was no Senshi who had an attack called 'nothingness', that enveloped and dissolved its enemies in a wave of black... nothingness.

Then there was the Senshi herself. Naru knew all of the Senshi by sight, both in fuku and out of fuku. This was not one of them. No Senshi had a tarnished tiara. No Senshi wore a fuku that looked faded, as if it had gone through the wash far too many times, and a skirt that was badly fraying. And no Senshi ever had a look of bone-deep exhaustion on her face, as if she had been bearing the weight of the world on her shoulders for far too long, but dared not set down her burden.

"Who are you?" Naru asked.

"I am Sailor Nothing." The Senshi said in a very weary voice, "And I'm very tired."
Nice one. That was a fun 'original' fiction read. A looping sailor nothing would be a very scary thing.
 
bissek said:
"I am Sailor Nothing." The Senshi said in a very weary voice, "And I'm very tired."
Oh shit
 

Prince Charon

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bissek said:
Then there was the Senshi herself. Naru knew all of the Senshi by sight, both in fuku and out of fuku. This was not one of them. No Senshi had a tarnished tiara. No Senshi wore a fuku that looked faded, as if it had gone through the wash far too many times, and a skirt that was badly fraying. And no Senshi ever had a look of bone-deep exhaustion on her face, as if she had been bearing the weight of the world on her shoulders for far too long, but dared not set down her burden.

"Who are you?" Naru asked.

"I am Sailor Nothing." The Senshi said in a very weary voice, "And I'm very tired."
Oh, yeah, that's a dark one. If anyone needs comfort, its Sailor Nothing.
 

bissek

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This is Sailor Nothing's entry classifying her as a Woobie:

The title character of Sailor Nothing. Let's face it, when one's happiest moment in her life is realizing she no longer is tempted to slit open her wrists with her dad's razor when she wakes up, she needs a hug. Badly.
 

Innortal

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Usagi blinked as she got up, the Loop restarting. The last one had been a busy one, one she hoped to avoid for a while if possible.

Stepping into the bathroom, she discarded her clothes, catching her nude form in the mirror.

ôWhat theùö

Her form was definitely not her usual fourteen-year-old self.

ôWhere did these come from?ö she asked, hefting her larger chest up. She was bigger than Makoto and Michiru combined.

ôHey, like the new designs?ö asked the voice in her head.

ôà Oh, so thatÆs why Ranma said to never carry Lilith around,ö murmured Usagi.

ôYep, weÆre roomies now! Hmm, Sailor Succubus has a nice ring to it. And I guarantee, Mamoru will love these new babies.ö

ôBut à but how can I wear my school uniform with these?ö whined Usagi. ôNone of my tops or bras will fit!ö

ôà I fail to see a problem.ö

Tears welled up in her eyes. This was going to be a long Loop.
 

DrTempo

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Innortal said:
Usagi blinked as she got up, the Loop restarting. The last one had been a busy one, one she hoped to avoid for a while if possible.

Stepping into the bathroom, she discarded her clothes, catching her nude form in the mirror.

ôWhat theùö

Her form was definitely not her usual fourteen-year-old self.

ôWhere did these come from?ö she asked, hefting her larger chest up. She was bigger than Makoto and Michiru combined.

ôHey, like the new designs?ö asked the voice in her head.

ôà Oh, so thatÆs why Ranma said to never carry Lilith around,ö murmured Usagi.

ôYep, weÆre roomies now! Hmm, Sailor Succubus has a nice ring to it. And I guarantee, Mamoru will love these new babies.ö

ôBut à but how can I wear my school uniform with these?ö whined Usagi. ôNone of my tops or bras will fit!ö

ôà I fail to see a problem.ö

Tears welled up in her eyes. This was going to be a long Loop.
Uhh..Who's become roomies in Usagi's mind with her? Morrigan? Otherwise..needs more detail.
 

Innortal

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DrTempo said:
Innortal said:
Usagi blinked as she got up, the Loop restarting.? The last one had been a busy one, one she hoped to avoid for a while if possible.

Stepping into the bathroom, she discarded her clothes, catching her nude form in the mirror.

ôWhat theùö

Her form was definitely not her usual fourteen-year-old self.

ôWhere did these come from?ö she asked, hefting her larger chest up.? She was bigger than Makoto and Michiru combined.

ôHey, like the new designs?ö asked the voice in her head.

ôà? Oh, so thatÆs why Ranma said to never carry Lilith around,ö murmured Usagi.

ôYep, weÆre roomies now!? Hmm, Sailor Succubus has a nice ring to it.? And I guarantee, Mamoru will love these new babies.ö

ôBut à but how can I wear my school uniform with these?ö whined Usagi.? ôNone of my tops or bras will fit!ö

ôà? I fail to see a problem.ö

Tears welled up in her eyes.? This was going to be a long Loop.
Uhh..Who's become roomies in Usagi's mind with her? Morrigan? Otherwise..needs more detail.
I was originally intending Lilith, but it could be either/or, depending on what it inspires in others. The snippet hit me last night before bed.
 
Umm... That Loop would probably end with Lilith being fairly dead thanks to the crystal. Either do to lack of ability to use it (both Metallia and Chaos pretty require it) or the fact that it would kill her itself.

On that note why doesn't Usagi force her out, if she really doesn't want to have Lilith possessing her? Post-canon version should be capable of it.
 

DrTempo

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Well, maybe Usagi had a good reason..

BTW, MOAR of this. Wanna see more of Sexy Usagi....
 
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