It's time for another
*Crappy Omake with Oni Kawaii*
Somewhere in Tokyo
A glowing red square appears and oni steps out
Thank christ I'm out of that waiting room,
If I ever have to see another episode of all my children I'm going to go insane.
Well now that we're in the fic maybe you can finally get laid.
oni gives a withered glare at his right hand
Is that all you ever think about?
Hey the more action you get with girls the less I have to worry about you trying to use me for fapping.
This is why I'm glad I'm left handed.
Left hand speaks up
Fuck that pal, Fapping is Rightys job.
The hell is that suppose to mean?
you think you're better than me because you do all the writing?
Hey if the shoe fits.
Will you both please shut up for a second!!
I thought I heard something.
Oni turns around just in time to be hit by a bus
Oh Shi-
back in the waiting room
what the hell hit me?
That would have been a bus.
Oni looks up and sees a smiling Yuno Gasai
The hell?
I'm so happy to see you Oni-kun
Crap just what I need a yandere.
We're going to be together for ever and ever right oni-kun
right hand speaks up
well at least now you might get laid boss
will you please shut up.
I can help with that Oni-kun
pulls out boxcutter and giggles
This is the worst Self-insert ever.
*To be continued..?*
Talon: and how exactly does this advance the plot?
Oni: What part of omake don't you get.
Talon: So you're basicly an SI who gets fucked over at every turn.
Oni: What can I say It's fun to bash an SI now and again.
Talon: Great an SI channeling his inner shinji.
*Crappy Omake Ends*