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[PCHeintz72]

For chapter one of Transfusion:

This is the best thing anyone's done with Eva in YEARS.

MORE.

So Transfusion> Can't Believe?

I disagree. It is not that Transfusion is bad per se, but it has not been able to keep my interest. While 'I Can't Believe' is really a crack fic, it is a good one.

 

[dogbertcarroll]

taku1
2003-03-03
ch 1,?

You worthless fucking bastard! I want the 15 seconds of my life it took me to read this horseshit back! And I want the 90 secnods it took me log in and write this flame back too! Bitch!

Funniest flame I've ever received.

 

[GenocideHeart]

Okay, this review is crap in more than one way. I'll let it comment for itself:

Read The Whole Message please

hi i was wondering if you could help me write/draw the raw start scene to my
story.
i was thinking Naruto kills Sasuke during retrieval mission goes back to
Konoha and Sakura tries to kill him for it Naruto goes Kyuubi(gets really
mad/sad) on her and ANBU arrives Naruto fleas meats Yugito/Nibi (they will end
up together due to the fact that Naruto seas Yugito as human and she seas
Naruto as a human and they will be best friends until she almost dies when she
is like 16 or older)

or if you don't want to can you give me some pointers and/or answer questions
i may have about writing (this will be my first work)

What should I answer?

1) It sucks
2) It spits
3) It swallows
4) All of the above
5) Die in a fire

Frankly, aside from this guy asking me for advice on a NARUTO FIC when my profile clearly states I hate it now, the biggest problem is how horribly cliched this whole thing is. I think the cliches are so evident it hurts...

 

[spooky316]

Personally, I'd go with a combination of 4 & 5. :sisi:

 

[Legendary Legacy]

I think my one and only pointer for such a story would be to dump it in the trash and try again later.

 

[garedelyon]

What should I answer?

You could... ignore it in cold contempt?

 

[parker]

Well if you're willing to go long term on this burn, tell him you'll help him, then read over what he sends you, then make it suck.

 

[Hawk]

I finally decided to check my e-mail for the first time in *quite* a while. Other then like 2500-3000 offers to donate money, buy drugs, check out gorgeous babes on webcams and whatnot, there was also all the reviews people have left on ff.net for the last 3-4 months or so.

While looking through them, I found this little gem.

Hawk,

The following review has been submitted to: No Need for Serenity Chapter: 1

From: TristanSpear ( http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1569480/ )
Reply URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/secure/review_pm...viewid=67092827
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I KNOW MORE ABOUT TENCHI THEN U U CUNT, YOUR WRITING IS A SORRY SITE MEANING
DON'T MAKE ANY MORE. EVER. I MEAN IT! I'M HERE TO BRING IN BETTER TENCHI FICS
NOT YOUR SHIT!
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Do not reply to this email. If the review is signed, use reply link provided
above.

FanFiction.Net Messaging Service

Hehehe, I LOL:ed.

Can't help but notice that there's no TM fics in his profile as of yet ( No fics at all, in fact... ), but I will be checking periodically and see if he/she/it manages to find the caps lock button before it's time to upload his/hers/its better Tenchi fics.

 

[GenocideHeart]

Holy crap, it's a Hawk. It's still alive. Quick, get the Masterballs - it's our chance to catch it. :lol:

 

[foesjoe]

Holy crap, it's a Hawk. It's still alive. Quick, get the Masterballs - it's our chance to catch it. :lol:

If you even try touching my balls I'm gonna hurt you, GH.

A lot.

 

[GenocideHeart]

Holy crap, it's a Hawk. It's still alive. Quick, get the Masterballs - it's our chance to catch it. :lol:

If you even try touching my balls I'm gonna hurt you, GH.

A lot.

Yours are Pester Balls, at best - useless for catching a TFFmon. Go away and stew in regret because you lost the Euro and Loew STILL hasn't been fired. :snigger: :snigger: :snigger:

 

[Luthorne]

Okay, this review is crap in more than one way. I'll let it comment for itself:

Read The Whole Message please

hi i was wondering if you could help me write/draw the raw start scene to my
story.
i was thinking Naruto kills Sasuke during retrieval mission goes back to
Konoha and Sakura tries to kill him for it Naruto goes Kyuubi(gets really
mad/sad) on her and ANBU arrives Naruto fleas meats Yugito/Nibi (they will end
up together due to the fact that Naruto seas Yugito as human and she seas
Naruto as a human and they will be best friends until she almost dies when she
is like 16 or older)

or if you don't want to can you give me some pointers and/or answer questions
i may have about writing (this will be my first work)

What should I answer?

1) It sucks
2) It spits
3) It swallows
4) All of the above
5) Die in a fire

Frankly, aside from this guy asking me for advice on a NARUTO FIC when my profile clearly states I hate it now, the biggest problem is how horribly cliched this whole thing is. I think the cliches are so evident it hurts...

Now, now. I don't think I've ever heard anyone advocating turning Yugito and her Bijuu into insect flesh, or turning her human form into a large body of water... :snigger:

@Hawk: ...if I was you, I'd probably whip up another chapter of it and update it, just to piss him off, or write up some sort of Tenchi one shot. Seriously, what the hell? I guess by 'bringing in', he means he's going to attempt to use capital letters to convince people to stop writing ones he doesn't like via pathetically juvenile insults.

 

[garedelyon]

Jimmy Island was very good. You should make a part 2. Tell if she lives or
dies. I hope she lives I like happy endings. Well let me know if your going to
or not. Thanks!

Huh.

What if I don't want to?

 

[Lord Raa]

Not one I received, but one I gave. I received a response and I replied to that.

abuseIf Ranma had a twin sister, she would not be called "Marna"

Clearly you are someone who has no idea about the Ranma world or Japan and its language & culture.

Delete this pile of dung and do some research before you try again.

Replied with:

Excuse me, but it is a fanFIC so it doesn't have to follow the rules. And if you think you have such a good idea, why don't you try making a story like mine, huh?

Countered with:

"Excuse me, but it is a fanFIC so it doesn't have to follow the rules. And if you think you have such a good idea, why don't you try making a story like mine, huh?"


Lol wut?

For one, you story has to follow the rules of the Ranma world. That means that unless she was of foreign origin, his sister would have a Japanese name. Or at least, the Japanese pronunciation of one.

Two, Marna's introduction is incredibly clichÚd. She just turns up and announces her arrival? Could you at least try a little originality? You know, to make up for the fact that there are dozens of stories with this premise.

Three, I have written fanfics, but when you say "try writing a story like mine", do you mean a horribly clichÚd idea that's been done many times before or perhaps you mean I should try something vaguely original? You know, like Make Room for Daddy or I Can't Believe it's Not 15IBRC Certification?

All related to this piece.

 

[Garahs]

Okay, this review is crap in more than one way. I'll let it comment for itself:

Read The Whole Message please

hi i was wondering if you could help me write/draw the raw start scene to my
story.
i was thinking Naruto kills Sasuke during retrieval mission goes back to
Konoha and Sakura tries to kill him for it Naruto goes Kyuubi(gets really
mad/sad) on her and ANBU arrives Naruto fleas meats Yugito/Nibi (they will end
up together due to the fact that Naruto seas Yugito as human and she seas
Naruto as a human and they will be best friends until she almost dies when she
is like 16 or older)

or if you don't want to can you give me some pointers and/or answer questions
i may have about writing (this will be my first work)

What should I answer?

1) It sucks
2) It spits
3) It swallows
4) All of the above
5) Die in a fire

Frankly, aside from this guy asking me for advice on a NARUTO FIC when my profile clearly states I hate it now, the biggest problem is how horribly cliched this whole thing is. I think the cliches are so evident it hurts...

Just floated to this thread... Genocide, you could be polite and simply state that you think the idea is cliche and they should ask someone else as you've pulled out of the fandom. They likely have some respect for you as a writer if they're asking for your opinion.

Lord Raa: Your complaint against the story is about an OC's name? That's the worst thing you can find in the supposedly overly cliched story? Because a name is a complete description to how good or bad a story is. I guess Bleach should suck since it's just the name of a household chemical... :huh.:

 

[bluepencil]

Actually, I would think it's merely the tip of an familiar iceberg. I've lurked around TFF enough to know when NOT to dive into these things, but...

ôYes, this is all true, but please listen. When Ranma and I were born, there was a very superstitious woman in our village that said that to have a set of twins that were boy/girl born at the end of November was a very bad omen. She said that the only way to stop a curse from coming upon the entire village was to kill one of us.

ôBut because our mother couldnÆt do that, she whisked me away in the middle of the night and took me down to a village and gave me to a newlywed couple that she knew. It was with them that I grew up. I also learned martial arts at a young age. Since I found out who I was, I have traced your steps over the past several years. I have investigated everyplace you have gone and learned everything there is to know about you brother.ö

ôOh, Marna please donÆt tell me you went to Jusenkyo,ö pleaded Genma.

ôSadly, father I did. I fell in Nannichuan. And now...ö Suddenly, Marna jumped up, run outside, and jumped into the TendoÆs pond. After she surfaced, she was a he. Marna had turned from a graceful young girl with black hair into a broad young man with red hair.

... yes, It Is The Cliche Storm.

 

[UsagiHasano]

Lord Raa: The usual 'I'm too much of a stuck up and ignorant douche to try and take any kind of criticm' thing, right?

God... that reminds me so much of the author of SuperGlue. -_-


bluepencil: That was... I don't even know what the hell it was. It was like some bastardized plot taken from Bridget's background from the Guilty Gear series. ._.;;

 

[Lord Raa]

Lord Raa: Your complaint against the story is about an OC's name? That's the worst thing you can find in the supposedly overly cliched story? Because a name is a complete description to how good or bad a story is. I guess Bleach should suck since it's just the name of a household chemical... :huh.:

It wasn't my only complaint, it was the first one that jumped out at me.

And as for Bleach, I know its premise but I have no idea why it's called that.

It's not like I can complain about titles, now is it?

 

[Garahs]

Lord Raa: Your complaint against the story is about an OC's name?? That's the worst thing you can find in the supposedly overly cliched story?? Because a name is a complete description to how good or bad a story is.? I guess Bleach should suck since it's just the name of a household chemical...? :huh.:

It wasn't my only complaint, it was the first one that jumped out at me.

And as for Bleach, I know its premise but I have no idea why it's called that.

It's not like I can complain about titles, now is it?

Sorry. To explain, when I saw your reply it looked to me as though you were basically saying, 'your OC's name sucks, now because of that, go rewrite your entire story'. I can't speak for the writer, but to me that sounds like a pointless flame as the only feedback you gave was the name was bad. It makes me remember what people say about internet arguments.

As for the name of Bleach, I can only assume it's related to cleansing hollows of their dark reiatsu.

 

[PCHeintz72]

It's not like I can complain about titles, now is it?

Still think your wierdest has to be 'Sausages It was a Tuesday'.

Despite the name, I quite liked it. Only problem I had with it, was it was not really much of a Shinji and Ritsuko match, despite the setup for it being so. At the same time, the setup was nearly as good.

Favorite line:

"I won't do it again,"

 

[ar_ranma]

As for the name of Bleach, I can only assume it's related to cleansing hollows of their dark reiatsu.

It's refering to Ichigo's hair, which looks like it is 'bleached'.

 

[Ray]

...really?

Well, it sure sounded a lot better when I thought it was just arbitrary Engrish.

 

[ArchfiendRai]

: D

I got that as a review once.

Pathetic isn't it?

Edit: WTF? Why am I still showing up as granreycero in this thread?

 

[spooky316]

Edit: WTF? Why am I still showing up as granreycero in this thread?

:hmm: It reads Archfiend for me.

 

[Dartz_IRL]

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s0 h0w d1d y0u c0m3 up w1th th1s 1n the f1rst plac3 0r 1s 1t bas3d 0n a tru3
st0ry...

For a first-person Evangelion fic.
Speaks for itself:

I don't want to continue it anymore now. I just don't.