Naruto Stories you wish you can destroy

WarmasterCain55

Well-Known Member
#1
I really want to kill the author of this story.

Bad Sakura Bad

The author must really hate Sakura to do this to her and Naruto.

Here you can list stories that you want to destroy and give reason.
 

Juubi

Well-Known Member
#2
The entirety of the yaoi fandom. The Naru/Sasu pairings in general. Why? If I need to answer that question, there's something wrong with you.
 

Vexarian

Well-Known Member
#3
While I don't want to destroy it, I do have a rather pungent distaste for Chuunin Exam Day, by Perfect Lionheart.

So again, while I don't want to murder him, I'd settle for a savage beating. Get his head out of his ass in regards to the characters.
 

Juubi

Well-Known Member
#4
VexTheWarlord said:
While I don't want to destroy it, I do have a rather pungent distaste for Chuunin Exam Day, by Perfect Lionheart.

So again, while I don't want to him, I'd settle for a savage beating. Get his head out of his ass in regards to the characters.
QFT. I didn't even make it past chapter 1.
 

Slyfer101

Well-Known Member
#5
VexTheWarlord said:
While I don't want to destroy it, I do have a rather pungent distaste for Chuunin Exam Day, by Perfect Lionheart.

So again, while I don't want to murder him, I'd settle for a savage beating. Get his head out of his ass in regards to the characters.
I actually kind of like that fic - its kinda "So Stupid you can't help but like it."

He's terrible at characterization, and the execution of the idea is...lacking at best, but I do like how he has fun with some of the chapters.

The karaoke chuunin exam bit was fun.

If I had to choose one 'Kill it with Fire' story? Honestly, I'd have to choose Mizukage by Dragon6.

Ludicrously God-moded Naruto? Check.

NaruSaku pairing when his premise has made it impossible? Check.

Having had Naruto save Yugito once, only to kill her off when he FINALLY brings her in? Big fat FREAKING Check.

Sasuke in Root, plotting to destroy Konoha with Danzo, while still sure of his 'Ultra-badass-ness, even though he was beaten by Naruto during the retrieval mission and dragged back a bleedingk, broken pile of crap?

Yeah, you guessed it...check.

Yeah, I have to say Mizukage needs to be killed with fire, Edo Tensei'd, then killed with a nuke just to be safe.

...and it seemed so promising too.
 

nkvd

Well-Known Member
#6
Seconded for Mizukage. It's just bad writing in general.

What is surprising is that it can often be found in many people's 'favourite fic' folder in fanfiction.net.
 

daniel_gudman

KING (In Land of Blind)
Staff member
#7
Mizukage is... campy. For a specific value of campy. I read it, I guess, but... well everything that's been said it about here is pretty much true. I think if you just read the first few chapters and imagine the rest instead of actually reading it, that could be pretty good.

Chuunin Exam Day? P-Lion reminds me of Kraken.

Oh my god Naru/Sasu. Its... its the worst is when you get like five, six chapters in and dimly realize that they're not buddies, they're gay. I'm not watching a buddy cop movie, this is freaking Brokeback Mt. I just feel so betrayed by the author.
 

Juubi

Well-Known Member
#8
Like I said. SasuNaru, kill it with the fire of hell.
 

hance1986

Well-Known Member
#9
i have to agree with gaara's assessment of 'bad sakura bad'. i read it today, and like everything that 'The Mother Rose' writes regarding naruto on ff.net, i found it really fucking depressing.

that is not to say that this writer is not a good writer, but every one of this writers stories ends with naruto dying in some depressing manner or naruto getting abused severely by the villagers. naruto is not empowered in any of her stories. i know that naruto had a hard life, but c'mon.

another story i wish i could nuke is 'vengeful thoughts.' not because it is a bad naruto story, because it's quite good. it is just SO depressing. it's a real downer and i always feel bad after reading it. it is a naruto exile story, which i could be fine with. naruto does die at the end, but he and kyuubi go out in a flash of glory and storm oto, destroying it and killing orochimaru and kabuto. sasuke was literally smashed to pieces by naruto, and the biggest piece left of him was one sharingan eye that was found in naruto's hand.

it is just depressing.
 

silksponge

Well-Known Member
#10
The fires of Hell are stoked by the bodies and stories of Yaoi enthusiasts and Fan-girls that people like those on TFF kill with the combined power of wills for Great Justice.It makes the NaruSasu stronger through the carried ashes of it's advocates.

Aim for nuclear decimation or the fire obtained from a Thousand White Hot Suns.

In contribution:
Altered Destiny by VenomLord

For s-Cry-ed I went through five chapters,and it was a struggle all the way.
I honestly try not to remember it,but would be glad to see it gone.
 

Vexarian

Well-Known Member
#11
Kraken unfortunately also suffers from some nasty Characterizations unfortunately. It's sad really, he's undoubtedly one of the best Authors I've ever seen, hands down.
 

Megaolix

Well-Known Member
#12
No story in particular that comes to mind, but I can point some in general.

Those with the whole village out to kill Naruto comes in mind. Seriously, if it was like that, Hokage or not, Naruto would be dead.

Or those with an independant Naruto at the age of 4 or around... Just no.

Edit: Wait, got one: Rubies & Sapphires, by Synica. Features over-overpowered naruto with NarutoKurenai pairing.
 

cyrusII

Well-Known Member
#13
The Golden Fox and Neo-Yondaime Hokage. Both are filled with bland/boring writing and cliches... and everyone fucking loves them. It makes no sense! Decent concepts, I suppose, but the writers are just boring. It's like reading a script.

Oh and don't forget Phoenix and Dragon contract in the Golden Fox, cause we know both of them are so fucking original and awesome. :sisi:

I would burn them, their authors and anyone who squealed about how awesome they both were.
 

UsagiHasano

Well-Known Member
#14
The Golden Fox and Neo-Yondaime Hokage. Both are filled with bland/boring writing and cliches... and everyone fucking loves them. It makes no sense! Decent concepts, I suppose, but the writers are just boring. It's like reading a script.
Meh, I have both of those on my favorites list thing because I favorited them as I read them. That was when I first started reading and found them interesting.

The Golden Fox... oi, that started to friggin drag on and drag on like nothing else. Just... frah. I haven't read that thing in forever, and have no plans to.

Neo-Yondaime Hokage... it was interesting, and I liked it, but after a certain point, it seemed to just drag on as well. I think the point of interest lost was somewhere around the invasion. I just stopped reading all together.
 

cgobyd

Well-Known Member
#15
cyrusII said:
The Golden Fox and Neo-Yondaime Hokage. Both are filled with bland/boring writing and cliches... and everyone fucking loves them. It makes no sense! Decent concepts, I suppose, but the writers are just boring. It's like reading a script.

Oh and don't forget Phoenix and Dragon contract in the Golden Fox, cause we know both of them are so fucking original and awesome. :sisi:

I would burn them, their authors and anyone who squealed about how awesome they both were.
QFFT

But then again I liked both Mizukage, and Chunin Exam Day, so to each there own. :huh.:
 

Megaolix

Well-Known Member
#17
coconutED said:
I nominate just about every fic on this page at any given moment...
Come on... It's not because 90-95% of it is crap that all of it is crap. There ARE good fics in there. You just have to dig for them.
 

Lord Raine

Well-Known Member
#19
I despise KrakensGhost. His fics fail, and his writing is immature. Normally, that isn't enough to make me despise a person. I don't judge people by ability. It's his attitude combined with his lack of talent that annoys me. He thinks he's hot shit when he isn't, and throws a hissy fit when people try to give him honest crit.


But even more than KrakensGhost, I utterly loathe Snycia. There are no words to express how much I dislike this person.

HeÆs a Furfag. You know, one of the actual æFurfagsÆ, not just someone who likes furries. He has a fursuit, a fursona, and thinks heÆs a dragon (for real. He thinks heÆs a dragon. You know, ôin spiritö).

HeÆs a self-professed ôNeo-Marxistö who considers extreme socialism to be ôthe way of the future, the one and only right path to takeö.

He has a self-righteous "I'm better than you, and always will be" attitude towards everyone. Everyone catches flack from him, both the people who crit him and his raging sycophants.

Every story he writes involves a Mary Sue SI of himself as the main character.

He's an over-the-top rabid fanboy of Sonic the Hedghog. He thinks Shadow is the "most badass character ever", and says "he's just like me". He's also said that he's "used [my] skill at hacking" to rip the soundtracks from the games "directly onto [my] iPod".

Overpowered completely out the ass (Naruto is King of Hell with Kyuubi as his queen, Naruto is "such a genius" that he can, simply by looking at another ninja fight, copy jutsu just as easily as the Sharingan can (according to Synica "It's even better, because Naruto can improvise!"), ect, ect. I think you get the picture).

Faps off to Japan every possible chance he gets.

Has Naruto and a group of other characters travel across the ocean to "a new land" which is a thinly veiled West. Guns, giant robots, SCIENCE!. It's all there. Not only does Naruto earn the affection and awe of all within the first minute of arriving (everyone complimenting him and kissing his ass), but when they go back to the Elemental Countries, they take technology with them. So now not only is Naruto an overpowered Mary Sue SI, but he's running around with guns, grenades, and laser rifles.

And that's just the beginning of the mindfuck. He's also an Internet Toughguy who talks down to everyone and constantly rams his views about politics, religion, and society down the throats of his readers. Not only that, but he throws raging tantrums whenever anyone critisizes his stuff.

And on top of everything, he tries to excuse his behavior by claiming to have Aspergers Syndrome.


Everything about him is inexcusable and intolerable to me. His work is poorly written wanton self-gratification, and his attitude is repulsive, arrogant, and self-centered.

If ever there was a person I wanted to well and truly kick in the face, it would be Synica.
 

Juubi

Well-Known Member
#20
Synica...I swear I've heard that username before, but ye Gods, I can't remember from where...I'll probably end up looking it up and checking out his profile. I can usually judge someone based off the info in their profile/ their replies to reviews to their stories.
 

zeebee1

Well-Known Member
#21
After reading those summaries I have have to question Raine's apparent lack of intelligence to even give those things a chance.
 

Lord Raine

Well-Known Member
#22
zeebee1 said:
After reading those summaries I have have to question Raine's apparent lack of intelligence to even give those things a chance.
I read his stuff back when I first started reading fan fiction. At that point, thought it was awesome.

I'd imagine you read some shitty stories from fail authors that you thought were ZOMG!GOOD back when you were a n00b.

First time around, I thought his stuff was good, and that he was a rockstar. When I went back a few months later after maturing a bit as an author and writer, I realized his stuff was shit and that he was a shallow, self-absorbed imbecile who went around projecting a tough guy "I eat nails, glass, and people who disagree with me for breakfast" persona because he enjoys being an e-bully and feeling superior to others.
 

bigbabidi

Well-Known Member
#23
Lord Raine said:
*snipped post about Synica*
True that, and that's not even including his Golden Sun fic. While it was pretty much a textbook definition of how NOT to write a self-insert (it even had his character rant about how men were just sooooo useless, which ended up having a number of girls attracted to him :mellow: ), that's not why I'm brining it up. Unlike the Naruto fandom, Golden Sun readers didn't praise it as the best thing since sliced bread, and many people spelled out exactly why it sucked. Some reviews were rather creative and funny too, it's a shame I didn't save them.

Guess what happened then? He deleted it, and had some message about how the Golden Sun section was filled with the most disgusting people ever.
 

daniel_gudman

KING (In Land of Blind)
Staff member
#24
Yeah, there's a lot of people that fail at the internet. It's a pity there's no way to have a bar brawl with 'em. Man, that would be great, it would be awesome to just smack some of these folks with a bottle, maybe break it over their head or something.

I think the Hivemind would be a little too intense to go barcrawling with, though, you'd like black out and wake up in jail. Wanted by INTERPOL.
 

Juubi

Well-Known Member
#25
Oh yeah...I read a few of Synica's fics way back when I first started out too. Thought they were good too. Haven't read one of his fics since then.
 
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