Naruto Stories you wish you can destroy

[Ryuujinn]

Also, I'd like to see more stories where the Kyuubi isn't benevolent and good, nor is it evil as all get out. I want to see more fanfics where the thing is opportunistic, anti-social, sarcastic, and anything else similar such as twisting the truth.

So, basically, you'd like to see the Kyuubi version of House, M.D.?

And as for fics I'd like to destroy.... Hmm, no fics in particular that I can think of, but fics featuring slash/yaoi/whatever the hell you wanna call it, fics featuring Mary Sues/Gary Stus, and fics featuring major OOC need to die horrible, horrible deaths. Oh, and fics where Sasugay/Assuke/Duck-butt Uchiha is the main character or actually ::shudders:: getting some. Those must burn. BURN!

Oh, and I'm growing to dislike those fics with dozens upon dozens of women in a harem. Those types of fics do a major disservice to the characters within. (That don't mean that I'm saying harem!fics should die. I enjoy harem!fics immensely, just not where the main character has a woman for every day of the year.)

 

[incubusfox]

Any fic that has Kushina abandoning Naruto just for the sake of added angst should die a horrible death.

I also wish to permenantly delete any stories that have graphic depictions of rape, child molestation, or girls talking about being raped/molested before having sex with Naruto, as if anyone would actually be in the mood after that.

I saw a Kiba/Anko fic not too long ago that should be erased from existance as well, just because the author is stupid enough to think Kiba could in any way be worthy of Anko.

 

[Juubi]

I think it's more likely Anko would get Kiba 'fixed' than screw him. Just my personal opinion.

 

[Luthorne]

I'm surprised this one hasn't been mentioned yet, but...'Rise of the Fox Lord'. I mean, come on, you would think that Naruto taking after Kenpachi would be a good thing, right? But noooooo. The character bashing is sickeningly terrible and omnipresent, the writing is mediocre, and Naruto becoming the Shikage is just stupid, at least in the way it was set up. Plus, Naruto's huge jumps in power were ridiculous and horribly explained. And yes, I said it before, but god, the character bashing! These characters aren't even recognizable!

And, while I'm on the subject, I'd like to say a big "Fuck You" to every single fic with rapist Kiba and/or total Uchiha ass kissing Kakashi. Not to mention the terminally incompetent Sarutobi and the inexplicably stupidly power hungry Danzo that's willing to destroy Konoha for his own ambitions...and Pedomaru, at least outside of crack. :headbanger:

 

[Selina_catz]

Speaking of Kakashi, all the stories in which he is a part of the mob about to kill Naruto or seeing it and not interfering. Okay, he's a crappy teacher, lazy, a pervert and he lives to much in the past to pay attention to the present, but I sincerely doubt that he would commit an action that is utterly and completely against his sensei's last wish.

 

[Colossus]

Wow. I can't believe some of these people ever found their way online. Let alone operated a word processing program.

 

[trevelyan1983]

Just as an FYI, when I first got into Naruto fanfiction, Synica went by the name Specula. I read one of his stories, at the time - an average Hatake Naruto story, IIRC - and, in fact, was unlucky enough to watch his descent into furfaggotry.

He'd already tried to convince the internet that he was Itachi 2.0, but his spirited defence of all things furry and "misunderstood" was the final nail in the coffin. I tend to think that idiots produce idiocy, and his fics were certainly proof of that.

Also, have to agree with Luthorne. OOC for bashing purposes turns me off, as does Pedomaru. I don't give a shit how much you hate character X. Nor do I care that you think them a super-bitch, or a worthless bastard. They don't actually exist, as it happens.

Corollary = fanboys/fangirls. Hinata, Sakura, Sasuke, Ino, Kakashi, whoever. I don't care how much you touch yourself while thinking about them, but I do wish you'd do so in the privacy of your own home - and leave it off the damned interweb.

Not really stories, but the fics that are contributed by such doods generally tend to need cleansing, so they qualify from a certain point of view. :sisi:

 

[shinzero01]

The Legend of Uzumaki Naruto: Soul of Fire


I enjoyed the previous story because it actually looked like it was going somewhere. The plot was evident and the character interaction was fluid. The sequel seems to run around in circles with people being kidnapped every other chapter. Just about every known Naruto character is present in Azeroth at some point in time including people who seriously should have no way to get there. IMO the story has really lost focus and is instead just including familiar areas and encounters from Warcraft and including ninjas.

Right now theres no real plot, the group of original characters formed at the end of the previous story is nearly nonexistant, with the characters being shown in asides. Naruto characters have instead taken up a majority of the spotlight and are now Akatsuki are just stomping over all the major players in Warcraft for no real reason while the Azeroth natives are helpless against all of their normal threats without Naruto around to lead a party. Hell, the only time a ninja dies is when Naruto isn't around.

That said one of two fics i've ever removed from my ff.net favorites list. The other being Lost Soul.

 

[Juubi]

I apologize for being such a noob, but what does IIRC mean? I know, sometimes my clue-less personality stuns me too.

 

[Glimmervoid]

I apologize for being such a noob, but what does IIRC mean? I know, sometimes my clue-less personality stuns me too.

If I remember correctly it is "If I remember correctly".

I cant not think of any story's I would like to destroy, plenty I dislike, but I don't often get more than a few chapters in to a fic unless I really like it so I don't have sufficient time to start hating them.

 

[Juubi]

Ah. * Feels like a total moron now*

 

[akun50]

Ah. * Feels like a total moron now*

Don't feel bad. Not everyone can pick up on ALL internet lingo in one go. I still occassionally run across letter combinations and wonder, "What the f**k does that mean?"

My latest discovery, made within the last month: AFK = "Away From Keyboard".

 

[Juubi]

That one? That was one of the first I learned.

Lol was the first.

Rofl was the second.

Roflmfao was the third.

A.F.K was the fourth.

IRL was the fifth.

I can't continue counting up my complete vocabulary, but I can now add IIRC.

 

[incubusfox]

That one? That was one of the first I learned.

Lol was the first.

Rofl was the second.

Roflmfao was the third.

A.F.K was the fourth.

IRL was the fifth.

I can't continue counting up my complete vocabulary, but I can now add IIRC.

You forgot a/s/l, I'm sure you learned that early on as well, everyone on the internet does.

 

[Juubi]

Oh yeah. I forgot the whole library. Nobody asks me that anymore, so I kinda put it in the ' discarded' section of my memory.

 

[Amberion]

Guess I can add a story here..

Brown eyes meet blue.

Starts with the Forbidden scroll clichÚ.

Goes on to Narutos mom is alive, but no one told Naruto about her clichÚ.

Stopped reading after his mom was going to confront Sandaime about all the abuse Naruto has had, yet no real confrontation happens.

Think there was something also about his mom starting dating Hisashi.

EDIT: Just thought I should add one type of stories that should be killed with fire.

All fics where Narutos childhood is different, yet Naruto is exactly like he is in canon.

 

[Ninsaneja]

I hate people who say they are "tired of canon situations" and justify it by saying people should be "more original."

Go find a new fandom or read original fiction. Canon situations are part of fanfiction.

Seriously, fuck all you retards who don't like the wave mission or the chuunin exams or the curse seal. Learn to play.

 

[akun50]

I hate people who say they are "tired of canon situations" and justify it by saying people should be "more original."á

Go find a new fandom or read original fiction.á Canon situations are part of fanfiction.

Seriously, fuck all you retards who don't like the wave mission or the chuunin exams or the curse seal.á Learn to play.

It's more the fact that authors will change things drastically, yet force the characters back through the EXACT SAME FUCKING PLOT.

If a character gains a new ability or skill, it should have some IMPACT on the FUCKING STORY. Not, "Oh, Naruto has a sword, well, he's still fighting everyone the same way he did in canon, but he's got that sword..."

<my apologies, it's late and I'm feeling grouchy>

EDIT: Likewise, if someone is dead, gone, absent, more or less powerful, then plans would differ.

If Orochimaru gets his ass handed to him in the Forest of Death, he's NOT going to repeat the original Invasion Plan. He's going to up the goddamn ante, he's going to make new plans, hire or employ new servants, do everything he can to make sure the playing field is firmly on HIS side.

He's not going to twiddle his goddamn thumbs and hope for the best, even though he got schooled by a group of twelve year olds.

If Kin, Dosu and/or Zaku are dead, then the battles in the Preliminaries need to be different too, since they can't enter without a full team.

If Kabuto is discovered and killed, then someone else is going to fill his shoes in the invasion plan.

Second edit: (forgive me for ranting so irregularly, but I should've gone to bed an hour ago)

For a large part, the reiterations would more tolerable if the events themselves at least SEEMED different enough. For the most part, authors simply rehash the same damn dialogue, have the same damn revelations, have pretty much the same damn techniques, and have the same damn outcome.

How about Zabuza and Haku managed to stage their own deaths and fled?

How about Orochimaru decides to put off his invasion plans for a year?

How about the Akatsuki decides to try and nab Gaara during the Chuunin Exams?

The stories that truly piss us off, Ninsaneja, are basically like terrible photoshop artists, taking manga stills and just drawing a crappy new design on Naruto's outfit and MAYBE rewriting some of his dialogue.

 

[Vexarian]

I refer to them as female superiorists, not feminists. It helps differentiate the two groups.

Christ how many of these sayings have I been responsible for?

Because I've seen stuff like this before.

I say something offhandedly then It gets reproduced.

It's not the least bit unsettling when you find someone doing it who you don't know.

...

Please, please tell me that... Thing... That Fail-Thing you mentioned in your first post wasn't real. The amount of raw fail compressed into that would be inconceivable, it would threaten a Black Hole of Absolute Failure if it was real.

 

[Cornuthaum]

I despise KrakensGhost. His fics fail, and his writing is immature. Normally, that isn't enough to make me despise a person. I don't judge people by ability. It's his attitude combined with his lack of talent that annoys me. He thinks he's hot shit when he isn't, and throws a hissy fit when people try to give him honest crit.

*snipping a very long rant*

Y'know, that sounds just like you, from the perspective of those people on TFF who don't like you (I am not to be counted amongst those, I find myself agreeing with you way too often to want you to die in a fire. Plus, the flamewars centering around you are amusing). Hypocrisy is sweet, sweet poison. (Only that Kraken wrote his big-ass story Way Back Then When Cliches Weren't)

Apart from that, I completely agree with the mile-long rant. Synica and fiery flames are things that go together like ham and eggs.

 

[Jetflash]

I hate people who say they are "tired of canon situations" and justify it by saying people should be "more original."á

Go find a new fandom or read original fiction.á Canon situations are part of fanfiction.

Seriously, fuck all you retards who don't like the wave mission or the chuunin exams or the curse seal.á Learn to play.

It's more the fact that authors will change things drastically, yet force the characters back through the EXACT SAME FUCKING PLOT.

If a character gains a new ability or skill, it should have some IMPACT on the FUCKING STORY. Not, "Oh, Naruto has a sword, well, he's still fighting everyone the same way he did in canon, but he's got that sword..."

<my apologies, it's late and I'm feeling grouchy>

EDIT: Likewise, if someone is dead, gone, absent, more or less powerful, then plans would differ.

If Orochimaru gets his ass handed to him in the Forest of Death, he's NOT going to repeat the original Invasion Plan. He's going to up the goddamn ante, he's going to make new plans, hire or employ new servants, do everything he can to make sure the playing field is firmly on HIS side.

He's not going to twiddle his goddamn thumbs and hope for the best, even though he got schooled by a group of twelve year olds.

If Kin, Dosu and/or Zaku are dead, then the battles in the Preliminaries need to be different too, since they can't enter without a full team.

If Kabuto is discovered and killed, then someone else is going to fill his shoes in the invasion plan.

Second edit: (forgive me for ranting so irregularly, but I should've gone to bed an hour ago)

For a large part, the reiterations would more tolerable if the events themselves at least SEEMED different enough. For the most part, authors simply rehash the same damn dialogue, have the same damn revelations, have pretty much the same damn techniques, and have the same damn outcome.

That's pretty much what I was trying to say in my first post on this thread, before LR said I was an asshole for saying it.

If the authors would write the CS bit really differently more often then they do, I'd have no real problem with it. But it seems that no matter how many times they've managed to change the story leading up to the CS, it never changes any of what happens afterwards.

By the way, LR, when I said I was sick of Kakashi telling Sasuke not to use it, I didn't mean it the way you took it, that I wanted Kakashi to do something stupid like that. I meant that I wanted Kakashi to not have to tell Sasuke not to use it, either because Sasuke didn't get it, or he's already, somehow, managed to seal it on his own, or something to that effect. i didn't intend to be Kakashi bashing.


EDIT: Actually, what does a/s/l mean?

 

[Vexarian]

Age/Sex/Location

It's a now defunct piece of webslang.

 

[nkvd]

Just as an FYI, when I first got into Naruto fanfiction, Synica went by the name Specula. I read one of his stories, at the time - an average Hatake Naruto story, IIRC - and, in fact, was unlucky enough to watch his descent into furfaggotry.

He'd already tried to convince the internet that he was Itachi 2.0, but his spirited defence of all things furry and "misunderstood" was the final nail in the coffin. I tend to think that idiots produce idiocy, and his fics were certainly proof of that.

Also, have to agree with Luthorne. OOC for bashing purposes turns me off, as does Pedomaru. I don't give a shit how much you hate character X. Nor do I care that you think them a super-bitch, or a worthless bastard. They don't actually exist, as it happens.

Corollary = fanboys/fangirls. Hinata, Sakura, Sasuke, Ino, Kakashi, whoever. I don't care how much you touch yourself while thinking about them, but I do wish you'd do so in the privacy of your own home - and leave it off the damned interweb.

Not really stories, but the fics that are contributed by such doods generally tend to need cleansing, so they qualify from a certain point of view. :sisi:

*Facepalms at the part about Synica*

Agreed about Character bashing.

 

[Megaolix]

Let's add the fics 'Naruto is stronger, but everyone still treats him as the weakest' in the fire. In particular, Sasuke and Neji who stays 'He can't be stronger' and 'Fate'.

Bashing is one thing, but both of them has more common sense than that.

As for the optimistic view comment I had... Well, maybe it is. But I got a review the other day that was so above average that I thought I was gonna fall out of my chair after reading it.

Not just 'Good' or 'Great', but he took the time to points to all the parts he liked and explain why.

So that's why I keep hope. Because there are smart people out there.

And now, to feed the fire again... How about the fics where Sakura go Akatsuki and ends up with Itachi?

I don't even read those because I can't even imagine why the heck she would do that.

 

[Ninsaneja]

Let's add the fics 'Naruto is stronger, but everyone still treats him as the weakest' in the fire. In particular, Sasuke and Neji who stays 'He can't be stronger' and 'Fate'.

Bashing is one thing, but both of them has more common sense than that.

Canon.

Sasuke actually leaves Konoha once he finally gets the fact that Naruto is stronger than him into his skull.

Neji dismisses him outright despite the fact that he was trained by Jiraiya and knows Kage Bunshin, both of which should have been fairly obvious.