The horrors of fiction!

[GenocideHeart]

Too small... :angry:

Need something bigger... <_<

<Sound of Minuteman III missile silo blast cover sliding open>

Or even better...

Cut to Darth Vader's control room on the Death Star...

Phone rings.

<Deep breathing> Yes...?

Hi there Darth! I got a favor to ask you...

Would the main gun of RB3, the Doomsday Machine suffice? RB3, after all, is a giant spaceship specifically designed to blow up planets, and unlike theDeath Star, it doesn't take forever to charge up.

 

[Chaos Blade]

I guess it is the railroad accident syndrome... can't look but cant look away.


Now, regarding this author...

*mechanical sounds odly reminicent of a 16 inch. naval gun loader are heard*

...Is he relatively close to water?

Too small... :angry:

Need something bigger... <_<

<Sound of Minuteman III missile silo blast cover sliding open>

Or even better...

Cut to Darth Vader's control room on the Death Star...

Phone rings.

<Deep breathing> Yes...?

Hi there Darth! I got a favor to ask you...

Well, I know were to get a surplus Nova bomb, it was used only once

But I do have this thing about destroying a solar system I am in...
(So I'd go for the minuteman, 100MT MIRVs soud fine?)

 

[GenocideHeart]

Well, I know were to get a surplus Nova bomb, it was used only once

But I do have this thing about destroying a solar system I am in...
(So I'd go for the minuteman, 100MT MIRVs soud fine?)

Meh, just mis-cast Giga Slave and summon the Lord of Nightmares. Quick and efficient.

 

[H-Man]

Maybe open a gate and pin it on him?

 

[Israfel]

Meh, I think I'll just send him a little present. An amusing little puzzle box that is generally referred to as the Lament Configuration, I'll make sure to let him know to give them my regards. Hehehe, I think eternal pain and torture is a suitable 'end' for him instead of one moment of unimaginable pain and then the release of death, this way he would suffer forever for his crimes.

 

[H-Man]

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[Israfel]

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Ahahaha, please please, no tears, it's a waste of good suffering.

 

[GenocideHeart]

Meh, I think I'll just send him a little present. An amusing little puzzle box that is generally referred to as the Lament Configuration, I'll make sure to let him know to give them my regards. Hehehe, I think eternal pain and torture is a suitable 'end' for him instead of one moment of unimaginable pain and then the release of death, this way he would suffer forever for his crimes.

I doubt even Pinhead wants anything to do with a perverted lunatic of this caliber. <_<

 

[Chaos Blade]

Actally I'd feel guilty for them.

Some cases just ask for anti mater annihilation....

 

[Israfel]

I doubt even Pinhead wants anything to do with a perverted lunatic of this caliber.?

Ahh, it's too bad, the endless hungers he could have been taught, I think he would have been a prodigy of Pinhead's School of Inflicting Pain.

 

[H-Man]

STOP SPEAKING, SPEAKY MCBEAL! I'M NOT GONNA SLEEP FOR THE NEXT OF THE WEEK NOW!!!

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[GenocideHeart]

STOP SPEAKING, SPEAKY MCBEAL! I'M NOT GONNA SLEEP FOR THE NEXT OF THE WEEK NOW!!!

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Chaos, panic and disorder. Hmm, yeah. My work here is done.

 

[Israfel]

STOP SPEAKING, SPEAKY MCBEAL!

'Speaky Mcbeal'?

I'M NOT GONNA SLEEP FOR THE NEXT OF THE WEEK NOW!!!

'Not going to be able to sleep'? What a limited imagination you have, sleep is the last thing you should be worrying about now hehehehehe.

Chaos, panic and disorder. Hmm, yeah. My work here is done.

Hey, I used to use that as my quote on another board. And what do you mean 'your work'? This is my doing, find your own innocents to terrorize.

 

[GenocideHeart]

Chaos, panic and disorder. Hmm, yeah. My work here is done.

Hey, I used to use that as my quote on another board. And what do you mean 'your work'? This is my doing, find your own innocents to terrorize.

I am the one who asked for the Link of Doom from Fatuous. It seems I caused more misery to others than I suffered myself. So yes, it's my work. Involuntary, but mine. Mwahaha. :lol:

 

[GenocideHeart]

Bumping the thread...

 

[SimmyC]

Well semi-good news about the second fic (the really short example one) in the first post, the author took the hint and now, the chapters are at, to an extent, a decent length. Not great by any stretch of the imagination but, well, at least THAT author is learning from her (I think the author is a she) mistake.

But still, it does tell you that if it isn't a dabble or a poem, there NEEDS to be some sort of minimum length limit!

 

[Israfel]

Bumping the thread...

And so GH vainly tries to revive another thread from the dead, welcome to Necromancer-hood.

Well semi-good news about the second fic (the really short example one) in the first post, the author took the hint and now, the chapters are at, to an extent, a decent length. Not great by any stretch of the imagination but, well, at least THAT author is learning from her (I think the author is a she) mistake.

But still, it does tell you that if it isn't a dabble or a poem, there NEEDS to be some sort of minimum length limit!

Meh, I'd rather she just A. Didn't post at all.Or B. Didn't post at all until she had learned how to write well, she stil needs a few years of practice as it stands nwo.

 

[GenocideHeart]

And so GH vainly tries to revive another thread formt he dead, welcome to Necromancer-hood.

It's not necromancing if the thread is worth keeping alive, and a cautionary thread about the horrors of fiction is certainly worth it IMHO.

Besides, it's the very first time I bump an old thread.

 

[Israfel]

Oh I know, I just couldn't resist the reference, hehe.

 

[GenocideHeart]

Yet another example of how to fucking fail at fanfiction. Enjoy the pain.

 

[Israfel]

Wow, that's just depressing :headbanger: . *makes use of new fucking awesome smilies! Thanks Hawk!*

 

[SimmyC]

And that guy has 41 reviews for that piece of shit! :headbanger: What's even sadder, some of the reviews are LONGER than the story!!!!

The only good thing of course, they all agree (well most of them at least), it sucks! :lol: When tons of reviews may not be a good thing.

 

[Israfel]

At first I wasn't sure if those 'this is great!' reviews were being sarcastic or were actually serious about this, but when I saw this one

wHOMG, u shold rite boks 4 monys!!1 ur albost as good as tat guy who wroted them boks!1

i lik teh twits in THE TALE!1!1

VERTY GOOD RITING!11

dis rview woz rited by
alex

..well... :help: :lonegunman: :flameon: :headbanger: .

Thanks Hyne for smilies, because I just can't express how disgusted I am with the fanfiction community in general for this atrocity in words.

 

[SimmyC]

Hehehe. I think that is a sarcastic review. At least, I hope it is. Because if it isn't... :flameon: :headbanger: :lonegunman:

 

[Israfel]

I don't know, I couldn't fake grammar that bad if I tried to, my head would explode first, so I think it might actually be an authentic review.
Oh and did you notice that the first review his story got was from himself going

This sorty si cloo!!!!11

*Does the uber laser beam thing GH put up earlier*