The horrors of fiction!

[GenocideHeart]

*Does the uber laser beam thing GH put up earlier*

You mean this?

 

[SimmyC]

You know you suck when the 'best' review have the same crappy grammer!

 

[Israfel]

You mean this?

Yes, exactly. How can I get that in my posts?

 

[SimmyC]

Right click on the image, go to properties, copy the link, and use the the img code thing.

 

[Wonderbee31]

Yet another example of how to fucking fail at fanfiction. Enjoy the pain.

Oh man, every time tonight that I've looked at this Story, I got the giggles, big time. :rofl: Honestly, I've seen things that make me wonder if this was just a spoof of bad writing, or if this is just one of thse sad fics that makes you want to :headbanger:

 

[hawker_748]

Where's that flamethrower...?

 

[Israfel]

Right click on the image, go to properties, copy the link, and use the the img code thing.

Ahh thank you.

THERE WE GO! HAHAAH, fear the awesome power of the uber-n00b frying laser, regardless of the fact that it's not one of the 'offical' smilies this is now our official laser blast, kay' Simmy and GH, this way it's our exclusive smiley, hehe.

 

[SimmyC]

Ahh. Felt like resurrecting a pretty old topic. ^_^

Here is another example of FAILURE!!! I can't forget which should be retitled, I wish I can forget. Admittingly, not as bad as the one Doom 'story' GenocideHeart posted to up there, but come on! Not only is it Yukina/Yusuke, but two chapters, 631 words total?!

Oh yeah, and one of her fiction press story... 176... total! <_< She's going to go far in writing.

 

[GenocideHeart]

Ahh. Felt like resurrecting a pretty old topic. ^_^

Here is another example of FAILURE!!! I can't forget which should be retitled, I wish I can forget. Admittingly, not as bad as the one Doom 'story' GenocideHeart posted to up there, but come on! Not only is it Yukina/Yusuke, but two chapters, 631 words total?!

Oh yeah, and one of her fiction press story... 176... total! <_< She's going to go far in writing.

Your sig pretty much sums up what I think of that 'fic'.

EAT HOT DEATH LASER, CRAPFIC AUTHOR.

 

[hawker_748]

You have got to be fucking kidding...

Still gets two relatively positive reviews for THAT?!

Things like that make me call my own writing abilities into question. If that thing can get good reviews, does that somehow taint the reviews I've received?

 

[SimmyC]

Oh GAWD!!!!! I just keep finding gems!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2929969/1/

To give you a taste of what that 'story' is... its basically 'interviews' with the Naruto cast. Not only is it done in script format (MAJOR POINTS TAKEN OFF THERE!) but, since they are 'interviews', total words come up to 933. For five chapters. FIVE!!!

Oh, and most of the 11 reviews, are positve. :lonegunman: DIE!!!!

 

[Moshulel]

That actually makes me believe i'm a good writer.
It has eleven reviews? Plus thanks to us a few more readers?
*Spits*

 

[BlackSun]

Makes me wonder if I shouldn't post what I have right now as is.

 

[Moshulel]

Don't fall prey to the tentation, i know it's a big one but for the sakes of the few sentient creatures on the web don't succumb to it.

 

[BlackSun]

Don't fall prey to the tentation, i know it's a big one but for the sakes of the few sentient creatures on the web don't succumb to it.

I'm not that bad, when I get something done. It would be as bad as Kishimoto's recent work, or maybe a bit better, but nowhere near as bad as most of what we find on ff.net.

 

[SimmyC]

Heh. In that case, can't wait for it. Because your fic alone should help improve the quality over there.

Fics shown above though, even a blind monkey could write better than that! <_<

 

[BlackSun]

Heh. In that case, can't wait for it. Because your fic alone should help improve the quality over there.

I can't wait either, because I have been trying to finish with the prologue for the past two months. IF I get it out of the way I can probably have a half-decent fics that will get at least 200 flames, and maybe one or two reviews.

 

[runestar]

Heh, check this out...Couples of Attractive Love
The langauge sure made me cringe...I am still trembling from all that trauma... :lol:

 

[Moshulel]

Don't fall prey to the tentation, i know it's a big one but for the sakes of the few sentient creatures on the web don't succumb to it.

I'm not that bad, when I get something done. It would be as bad as Kishimoto's recent work, or maybe a bit better, but nowhere near as bad as most of what we find on ff.net.

Ummmm, the fact that you worked on the prologue for two months proves that, I wasn't saying you have no talent i was just sugesting that the *excelent* work on ff.net shouldn't make you annoyed enough to make you post just in spite.

 

[GenocideHeart]

Heh, check this out...Couples of Attractive Love
The langauge sure made me cringe...I am still trembling from all that trauma... :lol:

KILL TEAR REND MAIM.

*bloody murder follows*

 

[armedlord]

You know, reading all of this makes me wonder what the heck would happen if I posted this:

Narroto: Sakue! I luv u!

Sakue: doob I luv u to! let have some but-sx naw!

Sakua: yea! but-sx! I tun to bishi guy and get som to!

on FFnet and see if that gets positive results without any bad critism. I'll then plant a badly written excuse that english is new to me and using babelfish or something to translate the words and it being my first story and need help of making up ideas on a Naru-Sasu pairing.

Of course I'm not going to do that - I'm insane, but not THAT insane- but it does leave me wondering what would happen if someone did that more or less. If I try to make up a story, (which I'll probably never will) I'd try making up a GTO/Naruto or a GTO/Ranma type fanfic and try thinking about how to do it or something nd not the crap I just did in quotes.

 

[Moshulel]

You know, reading all of this makes me wonder what the heck would happen if I posted this:

Narroto: Sakue! I luv u!

Sakue: doob I luv u to! let have some but-sx naw!

Sakua: yea! but-sx! I tun to bishi guy and get som to!

on FFnet and see if that gets positive results without any bad critism. I'll then plant a badly written excuse that english is new to me and using babelfish or something to translate the words and it being my first story and need help of making up ideas on a Naru-Sasu pairing.

Of course I'm not going to do that - I'm insane, but not THAT insane- but it does leave me wondering what would happen if someone did that more or less. If I try to make up a story, (which I'll probably never will) I'd try making up a GTO/Naruto or a GTO/Ranma type fanfic and try thinking about how to do it or something nd not the crap I just did in quotes.

Probably you are going to be praised on how good you are as an author and encoureged to write more. That's how "good" the people out there are.

 

[Lord Raa]

Oh GAWD!!!!! I just keep finding gems!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2929969/1/

To give you a taste of what that 'story' is... its basically 'interviews' with the Naruto cast. Not only is it done in script format (MAJOR POINTS TAKEN OFF THERE!) but, since they are 'interviews', total words come up to 933. For five chapters. FIVE!!!

Oh, and most of the 11 reviews, are positve. :lonegunman: DIE!!!!

Decided that I couldn't let that one go without reporting it as abuse/breach of FF.net's guidelines.


Remember that if we report fics like this, the authors will be banned. Hopefully, they will learn why their fic was deleted and stop their foolishness.


Yes, I know that it is wishful thinking.

 

[Moshulel]

Have you received a reply from the admins Gwil?

If you sent them a report and they did nothing (The fic is still alive and kicking) then that shows us how much we can trust FF.net to do something right.

 

[SimmyC]

I sent one too. Again, if it is still there... FFN SUCKS! :lonegunman: