I don't know why I haven't recommended this story sooner. Maybe because this thread has been a form of immersion therapy for me and I've run out of stuff to talk about.
With that out of the way today's featured is a weird story. Harry Potter and a character taken from Joss Whedon's Angel are put together and take on the combined worlds.
Harry Potter and the Shell of the God King
Summary: The aptly-named Department of Mysteries is home to a great many things that wizardkind does not yet understand. Luna releases one of them and forever alters the course of history. Branches off at OotP; darker and independent Harry.
Luna Lovegood dies and
Illyria is reborn in her place. I can't wait for her to bump heads with the Watchers or other stupid mortals, and her re-establishing her religion with Harry Potter as the High Priest? Total Win.
There are no good pics from the Angel series out there, so a blonder version of her is what I'm imagining right now.
[quote="From Chapter 1 (Luna']Luna's hands slid over the stone like a lover's caress as she started at the far end and worked her way towards the gems. Five years. Five years she'd been waiting to find out what secrets this object heldà why it fascinated her so. Mother had been disturbed by her connection to it and had reluctantly agreed to let Luna help only if she hadn't figured it out by the end of the blonde's first year at Hogwarts. Then Mother had died, the sarcophagus taken from her, and the agreement meaningless.
Nobody understood what it was like to be her. The sarcophagus had sung to herà filled her with little bits of tempting information as payment for the task Luna would someday perform. Amazing creatures, hidden out of phase with reality by its creator. Places that humans would never be able to see. Her father tried to humor her, but she could tell even he didn't know what to make of her sometimes. Her peers didn't even make that effort. Loony Lovegood indeed.
Now, it was hers again. All hers. That was what mattered. Her previous problems were insignificant compared to that fact.
Moving to stand at the head of the sarcophagus, Luna leaned over the massive garnet. It was almost the size of her fist; it would probably fetch enough money on the open market to put her through the last three years of Hogwarts and on through an apprenticeship. But where it was at the momentà it was worth so much more. After a moment of hesitation, Luna lowered one hand and pushed down on the gem.
The spiral slowly unfurled to reveal utter blackness, the light of the room not penetrating enough to show the bottom or sides. Then there was harsh gust of wind and Luna sucked in a breath. The air was dirtyà more than merely musty, like trying to breath in a sandstorm. It burned in her lungs and her eyes watered, but Luna wasn't deterred. This was what she was meant to do. Her hand came up off the garnet and she leaned over, planting one hand on each of the sapphires that sat on either side of the spiral.
A heat blossomed in her, racing through her veins like fire. Luna took a breath, and then another as it became easier. Each beat of her heart made her lungs feel cooler while the rest of her body grew warmer. It was almost like the flush of arousal she sometimes felt when she looked at Harry, but so much more intense.
There was a flash of pain that made her hiss softly, followed by a wave of pleasure that made her knees wobbly. The two sensations warred back and forth inside her body, driving her towards insanity as she was brought along for the torturously rapturous ride. Finally, there was one sharp spike of pain behind her eyes and then she knew no more.[/quote]