Akamatsuverse Things Mahora students are not allowed to do

[kitsuneb]

225) Questioning Sakurazaki Setsuna if she lays eggs is just asking for it. Do not complain if she starts acting like Eva.

 

[bissek]

225a) If it turns out that she does, she is authorized to retaliate to any attempt to cook them in whatever manner she sees fit.

 

[kitsuneb]

226) No Hakase, you are not allowed to create Transformation Trinkets for the Baka Rang- I mean class 3-A's detention study group.

 

[TmDagger]

226a) No. We won't believe that you were attempting to recreate pactio system.
226b) Creating them for any other <s>ranger-squ...</s>detention group is forbidden as well.

 

[kitsuneb]

227) Please note that full pactios are considered private things. Attempting to film one is considered by the Magic Association to be voyeurism; that means you Asakura Kazumi and Aisaka Sayo.
227a) And yes, filming one of Chachamaru's recharging sessions without permission will be treated as such as well.
227b) We don't care if you are one of the participants.

 

[zeebee1]

228. The recording of robotic recharges and pactio formations are now classified as softcore porn. And perpetrators shall be punished accordingly.

 

[kitsuneb]

229) Evangeline, despite your true age, any and all material featuring you would still be considered child pornography...It doesn't matter if you have your illusion up and force age deception pills on Negi, we still know its you.

 

[MWkillkenny84]

230) No one is allowed to let Rin Toshaka and Negi Springfield meet each other. Also, make him summon Lancer/CuChulainn is equally FORBIDDEN!

 

[kitsuneb]

230a) That goes for most of the other female servants. The last thing we need is a War for Negi Springfield on top of the Holy Grail War.

 

[zeebee1]

230b. Since the gender of most Servants is unknown no Servant summoning is allowed.

 

[MWkillkenny84]

231) We have already said it, but we will remember it to you all. THE TRANSFORMERS ARE _NOT_ ALLOWED ON THE CAMPUS, being summoned ones or construced in loco ones!

 

[Master of Squirrel-Fu]

232) Attempting to lead underage teachers to secluded spots with promises of candy or otherwise is strictly prohibited.
232b) Really, most of the staff is now on a first name basis with Chris Hansen.

233) During Sex ed no asking Negi for a hands on demonstration
233b) The same goes for the Sexual Harassment Seminars

234) No leaving anymore Teen Vampire Romance Novels where McDowell can find them.
234b) As she can not leave the campus such acts are pointless and cruel.

235) No switching the Coffee for Decaf in the science divisions, we do not need another repeat of the Skynet incident.

 

[kitsuneb]

235a) No switching to decaf period.

edit: Thanks to Charon and Zeebee...and so not a single soul was spared as zeebee was actually given thanks

 

[TmDagger]

235b) No switching of coffe. Period.
235c) Yes. Water is forbidden too.
235d) Sake is as well.

 

[zeebee1]

kitsuneb, you might want to check over your post. You made several mistakes, one of which is pretty major.

 

[kitsuneb]

uh...thanks zee...

 

[Dark Knight Gafgar]

224b: Evangeline is allowed to put Chachazero's... 'pigs' out of their misery should they request it, however.

 

[zeebee1]

kitsuneb, you're still off by 90.

 

[Prince Charon]

kitsuneb, you're still off by 90.

To clarify this, you've got 325, instead of 235.

 

[MWkillkenny84]

236) No one is allowed to make Sex Ed without the proper BUROCRATIC/EDUCATIONAL qualifications.

 

[Prince Charon]

236) No one is allowed to make Sex Ed without the proper BUROCRATIC/EDUCATIONAL qualifications.

236a- No, Evangeline, being several centuries old does not count.
236b- Wait, since when do you have a degree in Education?

 

[kitsuneb]

237) Under no circumstances are you to switch Mana's guns with Airsoft replicas as a prank. We are not liable to any injuries or fatalities.
237a) Nagase Kaede is obviously excluded from this rule as part of their rivalry.
237b) This does not mean you can pull the it off and blame it on her so you can have her gun collection for your own, Akashi Yuna!

 

[Dark Knight Gafgar]

237) Under no circumstances are you to switch Mana's guns with Airsoft replicas as a prank.

(They're already Airsoft guns.)

 

[Ashaman]

237) Under no circumstances are you to switch Mana's guns with Airsoft replicas as a prank.

(They're already Airsoft guns.)

Only some of them.

 

[MWkillkenny84]

238) No one shall organize meetings between Blood Knights on the campus, exept during events like the Mahora Tournament.