Akamatsuverse Things Mahora students are not allowed to do

bissek

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249) Stop sending alarm clocks to Asuna's resting place. It wasn't funny the first time.
 

bissek

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Is that a reference to my story? If so, I'm afraid I still have no clue what you're expecting them to do with the time machine.
 

Hunter 1

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bissek said:
Is that a reference to my story? If so, I'm afraid I still have no clue what you're expecting them to do with the time machine.
I'm pretty sure it is a reference, but I also have no idea what it means.

And I would like to know what it means.
 
bissek said:
Is that a reference to my story? If so, I'm afraid I still have no clue what you're expecting them to do with the time machine.
Using the Cassiopea (HOW they can make a time-slip to the Silver Millennium is SEP), a member of the 3rd A manage to make Serenity sneeze during the casting phase of the resurrection spell (again, HOW the unnamed member of the class is able to direct the Sailor Moon-to-be's soul inside the member of 3rd A-to-be's soul is SEP), resulting isn the reincarnated princess being reborn as a member of the class of looneis of the Mahora.
Extra points if the class member is Sayo (Ghost Sailor Moon, anyone?), EVANGELINE (I pity the Dark Kingdom here, and I think it will be TOO CRUEL), ASUNA or CHACHAMARU!


251) There are no relationship between miss Tatsumiya and the person know as Sailor Pluto, so stop with the spreading of hypotesis and twincest doujinshi with the two of them as protagonists.
 

Prince Charon

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251a- No, Saotome, you are not the exception to that.
 

zeebee1

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252. All woman known as Haruna without any known boyfriends are obviously butch lesbians. And physical evidence to the contrary is just padding.

MW, no matter how I look at it that makes no sense. Please elaborate in multiple short but complete sentences.
 
253) No one is autorized to summon Core Drills to try to resolve the problems of the Magical World.


And here are the steps of Haruna's plans to become a Magical Girl with access to a Deus Ex Machina of incomparable power aka The Ginzuishou.
1) Check if the Silver Millennium does indeed exist into the Libraly Island. If yes, go to Step 2. If not, search/summon something different (see 253 for an example).
2) Steal the Cassiopea.
3) Overpower it with a Plot Device/Deus Ex Charge to go into the Silver Millennium, during its Fall.
4) Interfer with a SEP (Someone-Else-Problem) Spell with the reincarnation spell.
4a) Make sure to be the future reincarnation or, to avoid paradoxes, make sure the future reincarnation of Princess Serenity/Sailor Moon is one of your classmates.
5) Try to avoid the karmic backfire that will make you become BERYL's reincarnation.
6) Return to your own time.
7) ???
8) PROFIT!!!
 

bissek

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254) Despite her despised nickname, there is no association between Evangeline Athansia Katherine MacDowell and Hello Kitty. You do NOT want to know what will happen if you imply that there is one in her hearing.
 

zeebee1

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254a. If you imply a connection between the two that involves underwear we won't press murder charges.
 

Prince Charon

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zeebee1 said:
254a. If you imply a connection between the two that involves underwear we won't press murder charges.
254b. Death would be too easy...
 

kitsuneb

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255) This is a important notice. Class 3-A is hereby banned from taking any trips to Comiket, or the Mahora equivalent thereof.
255a) Yes, Saotome-san and Hasekawa-san, this includes the two of you.
255b) If you have to, you may sell your products through a middleman Saotome-san.
 

zeebee1

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256b. You are too return all of the money your army extorted from the school or we will be forced to use the robot army Chao's granddaughter from the future left us.
 

chronodekar

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257) The "Gossip Club" will be releasing the first issue of "Mahora's Pantsu Rankings" next week. Pre-orders will be sold for $60 while the regular price is $40. It comes in full color and includes an experimental contest titled, "Guess the Student from this rear picture !"
 

kitsuneb

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258) Konoe-san, while it is true that Konoe-gakucho is your grandfather, this does not mean you are exempt from rules concerning Public Display of Affection, especially considering your, overzealous tendencies. There are still some who are innocent to those kind of things.
258a) This is not permission to conduct your own "desensitization" seminars Saotome-san.
 

zeebee1

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259. Using this list is not allowed. You are to give 10% of the profit to the school, and it has to be in yen. Also, those who think that accepting American dollars is a good idea will retake their economics and law classes.
 

Seed00

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260. Haruna, when was it a good idea to draw Candle Jack into exis
 
261) Plotting the participation of Karasuba (or ANY other Sekirei, for that matter) in the Mahora Martial Arts Tournament is FORBIDDEN!!!

262) No, Setsuna Sakurazaki is not part Sekirei, so please stop to try to wing her.
 

bissek

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262b ) She isn't Eldeen, either. Stop trying to worship her.
 
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