Things Member of the TSAB are not allowed to do

zeebee1

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Correction.

279) Neither Subaru nor Ginga Nakajima are disciples of Kamina the Pathetic or Simon the Crazily Awesome Digger.
 

Drakos

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281: Please refrain from vandalizing this list with personal opinions. In addition to the rudeness of speaking ill of the dead, Simon has openly stated that he never would have accomplished anything without the late Kamina to get him started.
281a: The vandal in question is, in addition, called upon to identify him or herself for a formal reprimand, and the entry in question has been reverted. We are, however, keeping a copy of the vandalized entry in a separate file.
281b: Forget reprimands, just send him my way! -NT
281c: Unfortunately, this request is in direct violation of rule number 7, and is thus denied. -CH
281d: Your word choice implies that you would if you were allowed to. -FTH
281e: I'll do it! -VT
281f: No, I'll take this one. -Signum
281g: Wait, what? -HY
281h: Stupid seventh rule... -Vita
 
282: TSAB personnel are no longer allowed to run for office in Tropico.
282a: TSAB personnel are no longer allowed to 'moonlight as an Evil Genius'.
282b: TSAB personnel are no longer allowed to construct an 'island doom fortress' for any reason.
282c: Hayate Yagami is no longer allowed to leave her office without express permission from the chain of command.
 

kitsuneb

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282d) No female personnel is allowed inside General Yagami's office without responsible male escort.
282f) No costume creation material is allowed within a 50 meter radius of General Yagami.
 

kitsuneb

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283a) Col. Yagami, please note that Verossa's medical treatment will be coming out of your paycheck. I thought we went over this. Office does not equal Bedroom or Motel room.
 

bissek

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284) Vita, Sony does not owe you royalties for their latest portable gaming system.
 

zeebee1

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284a. Seriously, stop it. They have enough money to successfully sue the Belkan Church for using their copyrighted word Vita without permission.
 
285) Nanoha Takamachi is NOT autorized to befriend Great Old Ones.

285a) No, that version of Chthulu does not count: it has become a Hero AFTER 1) losing its powers thanks of a curse and 2) starting a RPG-like journey to become a TRUE HERO and 3) going native and choosing to NOT destroy a world.
 

zeebee1

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286. The TSAB does not accept any form of Space CQC as a valid form of combat.
286a. Orbital laser batteries are allowed if powered by magic.
 

zeebee1

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If they accept money for work they aren't real Riders anyways.
 

Nanya

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290: Rule 262 has been revoked as we have discovered an alternate reality where cards are used to use magic.
290 A: Ooooh! This place looks fun! - Kyrie
290 B: I think this rule's about cards from our world. - Amitie
290 C: Just because there's a version of Stern Starks that married Yuuno Scrya does not mean that she is a SSS ranked mage. We're tired of the joke.
290 D: Whoever told Enforcer Fate that her mother and sister were alive and nice people in the alternate dimension, thank you, she just took a three month vacation to get to know her family.
290 E: Rein Zwei has just met alternate Reinforce and Hayate. Someone cancel all meetings for the next month, this is going to take awhile.

291: Having an orgy is not against the rules, but please keep it to the bedroom and not the training areas.
291 A: Wendi, Nove, Sgt. Saotome, Signum, we're looking at you four.
291 B: And as well as Instructor Takamachi for instigating the orgy to begin with.
291 C: We don't care that you were pent up and needed to vent stress like that, it's hard to fix these training grounds, you know!
 

Hoki

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292: Cpt. Takamachi is hereby forbidden to associate herself with the following people due to the extreme collateral damage they can cause when she decides to have a friendly match:
=Son Goku
=Yusuke Urameshi
=Vash the Stampede
=Ichigo Kurosaki
=Natsu Dragneel
292 a: she is also not to engage in contests with the following people, with the same reason as the above. Only this time the damages are caused by excessive stray beams flying around or space colony destroying lasers.
=Heero Yui
=Kira Yamato
292 b: No Nanoha, you are not Gundam.
 

Nanya

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292 c: No, Nanoha, I don't care if they're part of the Gundam sub-set of the giant robots division, you still cannot have a shooting contest.

293: Whoever stole all the ice cream on Mid-Childa, prepare yourself! - Vita

294: Touma, I know you have Lily and Isis, so stop with the orgies with your sisters.
294 A: They started it! - Touma
294 B: Besides, it's fun to watch! - Isis
294 C: Awesome! - Wendi

295: Because of the noise complaints that happen due to rule 294, Touma is hereby forbidden to have bed partners until he and his partners learn how to keep things quiet so others can get to sleep at night.
 

kitsuneb

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295a) please note that the same goes for the following people
-Fate T. Harlaown/Nanoha Takamichi
- Arf/Zaphira
- Signum/Whichever male warrior holds her interest
and especially Col. Yagami/whoever or/and whatever was mad enough to jump in her bed.
 

Hoki

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294 D: You weren't complaining about it last night - Dieci
295b: I'd like to point out that she was making most of the noises - Zafira
295c: Signum, I'd like hear more about these male warriors... - Shamal

296: Enforcer Fate T. Harlaown is not to take sword fighting lessons from either Ronoroa Zoro, Killer Bee or Fighter McWarrior. No, the justification that it is cool doesn't hide the fact that using more than two swords is insane, especially two BEAM swords.
 

EagleCeres

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296a: but... beam swordchucks!!! - Fighter McWarrior
 
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