Things Member of the TSAB are not allowed to do

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Kireen

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#326
#326
307: From now on it's strictly forbidden to use military grade components and AI's to customize your Gunpla.
307a: Yes Mary Shari and Vice, I'm speaking about you. CH.
307b: Come on it wasn't that bad... Mary.
307c: For god sake, your Goddamn Wing Zero Custom PG was able to fire a Twin Starlight Breaker while re-entering the atmosphere, That's not an hobby anymore, it's a crime against humanity. YS.
307d: Just wait until they see the PG Strike Freedom...Vice and Shari.
 
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lhklan

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#327
#327
308: Vivio and her friends are not allowed to watch Hokuro no Shinken. Or to try and interact with Kenshiro for that matter.
308b: Nor are they allowed to get their hands on fighting games.
308c: Replays, LetPlays too. Especially those with Yipes commenting. Nanoha and Fate are still reeling about Vivio shouting ""One more! One more for the gold mine! Zenryoku Zenkai! GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE NIGGA!!!" in the middle of a match.
309: Vice's motto is not "Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.". Stop asking.
309b: Unless you're trying to woo his sister. -Verossa
309c: Man Code, dude -Vice
 
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Mega1987

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#328
#328
310: In relation to 308... Vivio and Her friends are not allowed to be mentored by Genma Saotome or any absurd/insane/crazy martial artist.
310a: Especially Master Asia.
310b: Don't let him even challange anyone in a fight for that matter.
311: Aschen and Lamia are forbidden to visit their distant counterpart Signum under no circumstances.
311a: One boob monster is enough. We don't need more of them. - Vita
311b: I shall write something insulting on your board that you call chest. -AB
311c: Lamia KENZAN!!! Er... What am I saying? - LL

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312: Don't Let mary or Shari make a Gundam Power Armor for Nanoha... She got enough firepower already.
312a: Damn... Too late! Beaten by Canon.
 
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Kireen

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#329
#329
313: Operation VividKaiser and VividHegemon are now considered WMD, their activation now requires the consensus of at least the half of the admirals and half of the nations members of the UN.
313a. Awww, but I just want to become one with my new friends. Isshiki Akane.
313b. That can be intended in so many wrong ways. Vice.
313c. Shut up you perv! Teana.

314: People needs to stop calling Alfimi a Levi rip-off, she doesn't like it.
314a: And besides, we did it before it was mainstream. Excellen Browning.
 
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bhl88

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#330
#330
315. Please don't make out in bed with clones of your best friends Yuuno.
315a. Beware of the two cats as well, they can turn into your best friends.
316. Iyaaa-n~ Yuuno so ecchi - KF
317. Am not! - YS
 
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Hoki

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#331
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310c. You don't know me? I'm Sieglinde Jeremiah, the Undefeated of All Planets! - SiegJ
310e. *upon seeing Master Asia stand on lasers like a boss* That's so cool!! -VT
310f. Yes, become a student of the School of the Undefeated of the East, and you too can achieve strength - Master Asia
310h. Where do I sign up? - ES
 
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Nanya

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#332
Hoki said:
310c. You don't know me? I'm Sieglinde Jeremiah, the Undefeated of All Planets! - SiegJ
310d. *upon seeing Master Asia stand on lasers like a boss* That's so cool!! -VT
310e. Yes, become a student of the School of the Undefeated of the East, and you too can achieve strength - Master Asia
310f. Where do I sign up? - ES
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310g. So you gave up learning from Ranma then? - N.N.
310h. Sweet! Sparring time! - Vita
310i. Someone get the construction crews ready, last time Ranma and Vita sparred we had to replace at least three training fields.
 
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Hoki

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310j: RISE, GOLIATH GUNDAM!!! *snaps fingers* - Corona Timil
310k: I have to admit, that kid's got some spunk. Domon Kasshu
310l: No, Ixpelia does not make mariages... WITH THE HELP OF KYOJI!!!
 
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Mega1987

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#334
318: Excellen Browning is not allowed to befriend Kyrie Florian and Hayate Yagami.
318a: Wait... What do you mean we're too late on Kyrie!?
318b: Too late kiddo. Another Excellen Browning just befriended Hayate, her name is Alfimi.
318c: And Axel Almer is with Alfimi. And requesting to join TSAB as a CQC instructor.
318d: *looks at 310c-310l.* I don't think he and Asia will go well.
318e: Least case scenario, Axel will revert to his "Silly" Axel personality if he got wacked on the head far too hard.
318f: DAMN IT!!!! Kyrie managed to get Signum to call her Kyrie-Onee-Sama with the help of Hayate.
318g: FUBAR is upon us! Excellen also befriended Hayate while Kyrie befriends Alfimi. And they Also managed to get Sein into their group!
318h: Excellen got Alfimi, Kyrie, Hayate and Sein Drunk!? And She's also Drunk too!? Screw this! I'm hiding in the previous bunker!
318i: How will you hide from them if Alfimi can teleport to your location with the rest of them anyways?
 
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bhl88

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#335
319. Kyrie is not Signum's daugther. (someone asked me if she was Signum's daughter....)
 
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GaelicDragon

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#336
#336
318j: Easy, you counter teleport into a significantly cold body of water. -YS
 
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Hoki

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#337
319a. I believe having a daughter can be a possibility if Scrya cooperates - Signum
319b. Wha..,!? - YS
319c. I don't mind, but I'm sure Shamal would - HY
 
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bhl88

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319d. Shamal must not be confined with Erio. Alone. - Signum, after seeing Erio unconscious while he was mumbling, "I see a field of flowers", while Shamal goes: 'Ahhnn~'. She used Shiden Issen on Shamal after.
 
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toraneko

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#339
#339
319e. For the record, it was just Shamal being satisfied that someone willingly tried her cooking. -Signum
319f. No offense, Shamal, but that's a mistake I won't make twice. -E. Mondial

320. Rumors of a plan to surround the known universe with a wall of infinite boobs are just that - rumors, and only rumors.
320a. And if Cmdr. Yagami disagrees, it's her ass in a sling.
320b. And if the Einst are brought into this, it's everyone's asses in a sling, demoted to janitorial duty, and working for tips for the foreseeable future. This is not up for negotiation.
320c. Alfimi and Miss Browning do not count, for now. We're watching you.
 
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lhklan

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#340
#340
321: First time visitors to the Infinity Library are required to report at the check in desk for a guide. No exception.
321a: Trust us, it's really easy to get lost in there.
321b: What are you talking about? It's easy to navigate here. -YS
321c: You practically live there Ferret. -CH
 
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Hoki

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#341
#341
321d: Yes, he knows the place like the back of his hand. He knows where to take me when I stop by~ - LH
321e: He also knows what books to recommend when it comes to *ehem* certain topics. He even gives free demonstrations. - HY
321f: And he gave me a good cookbook - Shamal
321g: Uncle Chrono, it really is easy to get around the Infinity Library - VT
321h: He just has a bad sense of direction - Amy
 
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Kireen

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#342
#342
322: After accurare investigations we can confirm that the Mao Industries are not backing up the Huckebein family.
322a: And we kindly request them to change their name, the misunderstanding stopped being fun long ago. Ring Mao.
322b: NEVAH! Curren.
322c: Then kiss my Black Hole Cannon! Ring.
 
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Mega1987

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#343
#343
GaelicDragon said:
318j: Easy, you counter teleport into a significantly cold body of water. -YS
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318k: And suffer from all of their teasing? No way! - Brooklyn "Bullet" Luckfield

toraneko said:
320c. Alfimi and Miss Browning do not count, for now. We're watching you.
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320d: Don't Let the Einst Clone Kaguya Nambu again.
320e: You idiot! Now Cmdr. Yagami is Fantasizing having Kaguya's Clones to grope with.

Kireen said:
322: After accurare investigations we can confirm that the Mao Industries are not backing up the Huckebein family.
322a: And we kindly request them to change their name, the misunderstanding stopped being fun long ago. Ring Mao.
322b: NEVAH! Curren.
322c: Then kiss my Black Hole Cannon! Ring.
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322d: Ma'am Mao! Amara Balshem's Galilnagant already destroyed all of the Huckenbein Series.(It did occurred during 2nd SRW:OG stage 21) - A random Mao technician
322e: Not anymore. Ing Egret got the last Huckenbein unit Ex-Exbein(during 2nd SRW:OG stage 45) and it's armed with the Black Hole Buster Cannon. -Irmgard "Irm" Kazahara
322f: Too bad Ex-Exbein is locked for Ing's personal use only. - Mega1987:)P)
 
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Kireen

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Mega1987 said:
Kireen said:
322: After accurare investigations we can confirm that the Mao Industries are not backing up the Huckebein family.
322a: And we kindly request them to change their name, the misunderstanding stopped being fun long ago. Ring Mao.
322b: NEVAH! Curren.
322c: Then kiss my Black Hole Cannon! Ring.
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322d: Ma'am Mao! Amara Balshem's Galilnagant already destroyed all of the Huckenbein Series.(It did occurred during 2nd SRW:OG stage 21) - A random Mao technician
322e: Not anymore. Ing Egret got the last Huckenbein unit Ex-Exbein(during 2nd SRW:OG stage 45) and it's armed with the Black Hole Buster Cannon. -Irmgard "Irm" Kazahara
322f: Too bad Ex-Exbein is locked for Ing's personal use only. - Mega1987:)P)
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322g: Screw canon, I have money. Ring Mao.
322h: And a ton of Gespenst and MP Hucks to at them. Irmgard "Irm" Kazahara
322i: Wait Ing Egret? Dad had another child and didn't tell me anything? Isis Egret.
 
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Mega1987

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Kireen said:
322i: Wait Ing Egret? Dad had another child and didn't tell me anything? Isis Egret.
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322j: That makes me your family as well if Ing is adopted to your family, Ms. Isis. - Cobray Gordon
322k: I'm not a relative of yours. Nor my clones for that matter. -Ingram Prisken
 
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Kireen

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#346
#346
322l: The whole clone thing stopped being fun years ago. FTH
322m: At least it's not my faul anymore. Precia Testarossa.
 
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Mega1987

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#347
#347
Kireen said:
322l: The whole clone thing stopped being fun years ago. FTH
322m: At least it's not my faul anymore. Precia Testarossa.
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322n: Tell THAT to the Balmarians. - Everyone in the Alpha Numbers.

323: Do not allow Shamal acquire Kusuha Mizuha's Health Drink Recipe. For everyone's sake.
323a: It's not THAT bad. - Arado Balanga
323b: Hm... - Heero Yuy
323c: I can tell you the ingredients used in it. - Ratsel Feinschmeker
323d: Trust me. You don't want to know nor taste it. - various Kouryu Sentai members
323e: It knocked me out. And I'm an Android! - Lamia Loveless
 
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Nanya

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#349
#349
324: Nanoha! You are no longer allowed to have Raising Heart play "Flight of the Valkyries" when in combat or training.
324a. It's bad enough that people are afraid of pink, now they're afraid of some music.

325. Sgt. Saotome, stop summoning tornadoes when you fight against Signum.
325a. Signum, stop using sparring matches as an excuse to drag Sgt. Saotome into the sack in the middle of the training field. We've gone over this rule before!
325b. Vita! You aren't exempt from this ruling either!
 
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bhl88

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#350
#350
326a. Nanoha must not come in contact with Kyubey.
326b. Or with Emiya Shirou.
326c. Fate must not come in contact with Homura to talk about their favorite waifus.
327. They must not recover with Nasu methods, Yuuno will never live it down.
 
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