Things Member of the TSAB are not allowed to do

[Hoki]

I don't think Zoro needs beam swords.

But it would be cool if he has them, but that's not important right now.

 

[zeebee1]

No it wouldn't. It would be demeaning as it would suggest that there is a limit to what he can cut with metal swords.

 

[Nanya]

Can he cut ghosts?

 

[zeebee1]

He can cut zombies. He hasn't encountered any real ghosts yet.

 

[jaredstar]

297: All members are reminded to avoid practicing near Enforcer Harlaown's car (aka Cardiche) . Need we remind you of what happened to PFC Strawman when he put that 3 inch scratch on it

 

[zeebee1]

297a. I accidentally hit it with a Starlight Breaker. - Nanoha

 

[Rising Dragon]

297b. And you wonder why Fate-chan's not speaking to you right now. - Hayate.

 

[Filraen]

297c. Who broke the training field shields and not reported it?! Training without those is dangerous for the rest of the buildings around it, specially my workshop! - Shari
297d. [Addendum to 297c] ...I guess it may be a bit of an incovenience for some people who work here too.

 

[kitsuneb]

298e)...where's 298-298b?

 

[Rising Dragon]

(I had messed up and put 298b instead of 297b.)

 

[Nanya]

298 f. Shari was a tad upset and drunk.
298 g. I was not! You were drunk, Mary!
298 h. You have a bottle of scotch in one hand and whiskey in the other.

 

[Prince Charon]

Corrected numbers:

297c. Who broke the training field shields and not reported it?! Training without those is dangerous for the rest of the buildings around it, specially my workshop!
297d. ...I guess it may be a bit of an incovenience for some people who work here too. - Shari

297e. Shari was a tad upset and drunk.
297f. I was not! You were drunk, Mary!
297g. You have a bottle of scotch in one hand and whiskey in the other.

297h. Scotch is a type of whiskey, from a territory called 'Scotland', on Non-Administered World #97. Since when do we import from there - or is this something the Aces brought back from vacation?

 

[half baked cat]

300. Screw those we missed, we need more booze.

 

[Nanya]

300 a. Subaru! Stop messing with the rules!

301. There is no rule 298 or 299 for now.

 

[half baked cat]

302. Please yell if you are paying attention.

 

[zeebee1]

298. Those who don't play by the rules don't have friends.

299. Fate did not come with any pre-installed airbags.

 

[Filraen]

(The joke fell flat, both of those were supposed to be Shario's, more proccupied for her workshop more than any person...)

299a. Your location has beed recorded. By the time you finish reading this you'll alread be put under arrest. - CH

 

[Hoki]

(The joke fell flat, both of those were supposed to be Shario's, more proccupied for her workshop more than any person...)

299a. Your location has beed recorded. By the time you finish reading this you'll alread be put under arrest. - CH

299b. Oh, she does have VERY GOOD airbags, right Yuuno-kun? - NT

299c. Er...um, no comment. - YS

299d. Its not as good as Signum's though - HY

 

[zeebee1]

299e. Hayate is just jealous. - Jail clone #37

 

[Hoki]

299f. Oh I'm perfectly fine with my "assets," I just like helping others develop theirs. ^_^ - HY

 

[Nanya]

302. THIS IS MID-CHILDA!
302 a. Subaru! Stop watching bad movies!
302 b. Oh, come on! It wasn't that bad. Besides, you took away the chance at 300.
302 c. Because I knew what you'd do.

 

[lhklan]

303: No one is allowed to egg Shirou Emiya and Chrono Harlaown into a swordspam contest. Especially if Gilgamesh is around.
303a: No, you are not exempted from it.
303b: I AM the rules Mongrels! -Gil
304: Nanoha is banned from any shooting contest until further notice. Your goal was to hit the bullseye, NOT obliterating the damn targets.
304a: But I did hit the center! -Nanoha
304b: Yes, but you also destroyed the entire target. And everything a mile behind it. -Vice

 

[Nanya]

304c: Vivio! You aren't allowed to use a Divine Buster through a squirt gun to hit the tiny targets!

 

[lhklan]

305: Yuuno Scrya does not run a bondage club in his spare times. Anybody who continue to ask shall have a trip into the Infinity Library. The Eldritch section.
305a: Nor does Shamal.
305b: Are you sure? Cause he's quite good with it. -Various females.

 

[Mega1987]

306: Yuuno and Shiki Tohno must not meet in any circumstances as we’re still studying how THE Gland develops and if it spreads or not.
306a: *deadpan* Forget the last rule... We’re too late. Again. *Cue nearly all female are flocking towards to Yuuno*
306b: At least he’s not oblivious to love like Shirou or Shiki.
306c: Do we need to go to the nearest Bunker or to the front seats if a catfight erupts?
306d: Front SEATS!!!!*wack!*
306e: Moron. *drags the unconscious fool to the bunker*