Bleach Things Shinigami are not allowed to do
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819) All research and knowledge of returning a soul to life is hereby unbanned due to an emergency. Anyone capable of doing so successfully shall receive a blanket pardon for their past actions.
819a) Why? That bloody fool Harry Dresden got killed! While my own Ryjin Jakka and Hitsugaya's Hyrinmaru are merely miffed at this up-starter using fire and ice, none of us want to deal with all the trouble that will follow Dresden to US! Heaven denied him entrance on technicality, Hell won't let him in with his habit of burning down buildings, and Valhalla still won't speak to us for taking Hanatar Yamada before their Valkyrie could pick him up.
819b) Kenpachi, you are not allowed to go and fight the Erlking...oh forget it, go right ahead. We'll force Kurosaki to take your place as Unohana keeps asking. We don't need both you and this Dresden scare at the same time for trouble.
819a) Why? That bloody fool Harry Dresden got killed! While my own Ryjin Jakka and Hitsugaya's Hyrinmaru are merely miffed at this up-starter using fire and ice, none of us want to deal with all the trouble that will follow Dresden to US! Heaven denied him entrance on technicality, Hell won't let him in with his habit of burning down buildings, and Valhalla still won't speak to us for taking Hanatar Yamada before their Valkyrie could pick him up.
819b) Kenpachi, you are not allowed to go and fight the Erlking...oh forget it, go right ahead. We'll force Kurosaki to take your place as Unohana keeps asking. We don't need both you and this Dresden scare at the same time for trouble.
723) We are happy for Momo Hinamori and Toushiro Hitsugaya for the recent discovery on their past life. We are not happy whit Lord Of Nightmares, because they're ALSO from THAT world. The same as Yachiru and Rangiku. There is anyone other from that world?
No, because we want to know what other publics perils are into Soul Society.
723a) Momo... stop with the Sailor Senshi-like speech.
It doesn't matter if you was a Princess, into that life, but you can't do it. And no, you and Hitsugaya-taicho are not autorized to purify Hollows with a double-teamed Rah Tilt!
723b) I'm from that world. -Sosuke Aizen.
723c) WHAT?!?
723d) And you have to thanks Mother for the fatc who I've reducted my abictions from universal destruction to world domination: in that life, I was Hellmaster Phibrizio.
724) Due to the increasing amounts of litter in Seireitei, all Shinigami are reminded that posting papers criticizing the authorities is both illegal and wasteful of resources.
724a) Oh. Come. On! Has it ever occurred to you that this system seems to practically encourage treason, genocide, and open rebellion?
724b) Shunsui, no. Like it or not you are not allowed to try to repeat Lelouch's antics for the sake of getting a harem.
725) Under suggestion of 11th Squad 4th Seat Tendo, Shinigami can frequent/marry/other option multiple womens, but only if the women in question agreed within themselves to share. -General Commander Yamamoto.
725a) And our opinion doesn't matter, Old Man? -Substitute Shinigami Kurosaki, 10th Squad Captain Hitsugaya, others.
725b) No.
725c) And WHY you have done this rule?
725d) But... you can't understand! The smiles, the calmness, THE COOKIES!!!
726) The person who has suggested a match between Chaos Dragon Garv, 11th Squad Captain Kenpachi Zaraki, Alucard and 11th Squad 7th Seat Zabusa Momochi will be forced to arbitrate the SECOND match.
727) 12th Squad 5th Seat Yuri, you're not autorized to create a giant tower-like device for controlling Hollow's minds, and certainly not to transform them into Hulk-like minions at your orders.
728.) Do not try to put "cute and adorable" clothes on Sotaicho. The pictures are Hilarious but it does not excuse the miles wide crater.
729) Mayuri, even if Matsumoto's, Hinamori's and Hyuuga's suggestion are intersting, you can't make research for discover eventual bonds between the Royal Family Line of Saillone and the Hyuuga Clan, specifically their women's 'assest' (read breast size). -Central Council 46.
730) Would Hitsugaya Belle please remove Kurosaki Sousuke from the sewers, 4th devision needs to clean there.
731) 12th Squad 6th Seat Uzuki and 10th Squad 7th Seat KOS-MOS, stop. It doesn't matter if that weapon can deal with the Hollows, we don't need a visit by an avatar of the U-DO.
731a) Nor visits from the Testaments.
731b) And please, don't mention the Zohar near Mayuri and/or Urahara, please.
732) Once again please be careful with the numbering.
733) Even if they are two red eyed and pink haired girls, Princess Chibi Usagi Tsukino and 11th Squad Liutenant Yachiru Kusajishi are not linked in any shape or form.
733a) No, the first is not the reincarnation of the second.
734) After the incedent with Aizen, any and all recordings of "Master of Puppets" is forbidden in Soul Society.
735) Kenpachi Zaraki is banned from Earth for the time being until we are all one hundred percent sure that there is no chance of a random encounter with Oga Tatsumi and Baby Beel.
736) If a Shinigami catch Ethan Rayne's soul, pass him to the 10th Squad, thanks.
737) All departed religious people are to cease their attempts to lodge complaints with Soul Society with regards to the type of after life they wound up in. It is not the fault of Soul Society or the 13 Protection Squads that your religion was wrong. -- The Rungonkai - Seretai Liaison Office
738) It is prohibited for any Captain (no one of lower rank is privy to this information) to give away the secret of how all souls regardless of ethnicity, nationality or personal knowledge of languages instantly learn Japanese upon their arrival in Soul Society. -- Yammamoto Genryusai
738a) What everyone knows there is a mass Kido over Soul Society that makes everyone and everything look and sound like its from the persons home country so Americans see American souls here American and see American buildings while the Japanese see Japanese souls here Japanese and see Japanese buildings. etc. This was covered in the academy.
739.) Yachiru must never to be allowed to use another leaf blower.... period. -- Shinigami Janitorial Division
740). Jidanbou must cease playing tick tack toe. He has been losing far too often at that game lately and coupled with his habit of opening the gate to Seretai when he loses a match... well you get the picture.
741) The following Genre's of music have been banned from Seireitei due to complaints of innappropiateness: Rap, Rock, Hip-Hop, R&B, Reggeton, Club music. however the SWA is allowed to play sexaphone music in their activities with Represenitive Ichigo Kurosaki.
742) Rei Ayanami and Nemu Kurotsuchi must never meet. Gendo Ikari is moot because he went to hell.
743) Stop using Gendo Ikari for skeet shooting Kenpachi!
743a) Or light him on fire to use to cook meats over.
744) It does not matter if they see you and the members of the Eleventh as their 'Boss', you must return that group of Orcs to where they come from, NOT put yourself at their head and lead them into a WAAAAGH, Kenpachi!
745) Has anyone seen Rangiku?
745a) What do you mean she went to Juuban?
745b) Due to staff replacements, The 10th will be without a vice-captain for a short while. Also this is an example as to why women and bishounen are not allowed with in the Juuban area of the Minato ward.
746) All the research on an item know as Bakanomicon, or on his more deadly cousin Necronomicon are now forbidden: we do not want a zombie-invasion on the Soul Society.
747.) Shinigami are not allowed to sneak into the time and space administrationÆs headquarters and write silly rules on their rule list
747a.) What do you mean too late? Which rules? On second though we just donÆt want to know.
Jointed rule 394/748/134) The person who has suggested a brainstorming between Kisuke Urahara, Mayuri Kurotsuchi, Severus Snape, Hermione Granger, Orochimaru, Kabuto Yakushi, Jail Scaglietti and Vita of the Wolkenritter is to kill on sight with charges for crimes against the OMNIversal health.
749) Albus Dumbledore is not allowed within the Seireitei. One Chessmaster was enough thank you very much
749a) My apologies, this is a reminder. Tropes are not to be used to exemplify people.
750.) The maggots nest is not a scenic tourist destination. -- 2nd Division Captain Soifon and Captain Commander Yamamoto Genryusai
751.) I will not use Ryujin Jakka at the 135th annual All Squad Picnic and Barbecue to cook food or light fireworks and that is final. -- Yamamoto Genryusai
751a.) I guess Yama-jii is still upset after last year when someone coated his robe and beard in kerosene. -- Shunsui Kyoraku
751b.) Just a reminder that if anyone does have information on the culprit contact the 12th division, Mayuri-sama has an interest in finding out how they made the kerosene undetectable until moments before it was burned. -- Nemu
752.) Why did no one mention that the ninjutsu technique for canceling genjutsu (kai) worked against Aizen's release!?
752a) You never asked... -- Naruto Uzumaki
753.) Ranma and Ichigo shouldn't meet up with each other not because of the chaos it would bring but the troubling increase of Tomboyish girls they attract.
Although this poses a question of how Ranma and Tatsuki would interact each other would it be excessive violence like Akane or will Tatsuki find Ranma attractive and embrace her femine side?
754) The Shinigami Women's Assosiacation will be hosting it's first Male model calandar photo shoot. The ONLY males that will be allowed are as follows:
a)Ichigo Kurosaki
b)Hitsugaya Toshiro
c)Sousuke Sagara
d)Naruto Uzumaki
e)Ranma Saotome
f)Byakuya Kuchiki
The last six months will be group pictures in various forms of dress extending from formal to toga. Also these are the only males which EXCLUDES you Kyoraku-taicho.- Ise Nanao. fukukaichou of the SWA on written orders from Kusajishi-kaichou.
755) Kurokami Medaka is not to go near ANY Hollow, they get scared too fast for Shinigami to do their damn jobs and actually finish killing them.
756) For the Jinchuurikis: no, your Bijuus can't be considered as Zanpakuto's spirits, and so you can't have a second Zanpakuto.
757) While challenging a captain for his position in front of witness could be called a Trial of Position, WE ARE NOT clanners. So using Clan rules or tradition is strictly forbiden.
758) Kenpachi you are not getting the Wreckers as part of your unit.
758a) Seriously why did they end up here and not in the All Spark?
759) Carter Hall is not going to be made leader of new division called Division Titans.
760) Kenpachi why do you have Peter and Bella Cullen as practice dummies? This is not us against you having them but more why you'd want something so fragile.
760a) The Captain-Commander has passed an urgent memo - don't screw with Peter Cullen. His Zanpakuto has some . . . very unusual abilities relating to thermodynamics. If you hear the release command "Transform and Roll Out", GTFO.
- 760b) "Did you, perhaps, mean Edward Cullen? How unfortunate - Mister Cullen is currently assisting Mayuri-sama in a dissertation on the application of invasive surgical techniques to supernatural physiology." - Vice-Captain, Division Twelve.
760 C. Yes it was Edward Cullen. Kenpachi loved how Peter Cullen's Zanpakuto kicked ass.
761) Substitute Shinigami Kurosaki, you are not autorized to go to Great Britain Soul Society and kill a thousand times Albus Dumbledore's soul, even if he deserve it.?
762) There is to be no Division Green Lantern Corps.
763) And Kenpachi is to not be given a Green Lantern power ring!
763a). That wasn't an invitation to give him a Yellow Power Ring instead.
763b). Okay, seriously. Who the HELL thought a Black Lantern Ring would be a good idea?
763c). Aizen Taicho Sir.
763d). I find it somewhat odd that he is still considered a Captain, Sir.
Has the Central 46 been able dishonorable discharge? They have been dying droves and it seems they never get anything done.
763e). Don't even think about the red ring either.
764) 1st Squad 3rd Seath Zanbolt, PLEASE, can you avoid to scare to death the Hollows who, in their foolishness, attack you? The Hollow Unite Syndicate is staring to protest with legal means, and given the fact who all the lawyers are OR in the Hell OR Hueco Mondo...
765) 1st division is not Clan Elder Badass
2nd division is not Clan Dusk Kitty
3rd division is not Clan Emo-Duck
4th division is not Clan Mama Manta
5th division is not Clan Geek Viper
6th division is not Clan Pansy Snob
7th division is not Clan Fox Titan
8th division is not Clan Drunken Monkey
9th division is not Clan Sanctimonius Bat
10th division is not Clan Frost Puppy
11th division is not Clan Spike Cyclop
12th division is not Clan Dumbshit Freak
13th division is not Clan Coughing Albatross
765a) For the Last time, you shall not give any nickname to any division of the Gotei 13, implying that we are the Clan.
766) Zaraki Kenpachi can't call upon a trial of Grievance on anyone for any kind of justification.
767) Captain Soi Fon can't challenge Unohana Retsu in a trial of possession over one Hanataro Yamada.
767b) Yoruichi and Matsumoto are forbidden as well.
767c) No, you can't fight over Hitsugaya instead.
767d) It's Captain Hitsugaya!
767e) Yeah, yeah, sure thing, kiddo.
767f) Ignoring the sudden admittance of the 7 people involved behind the last entry, including Captain Kyoraku, into the 4th division for Frostbite, Captain Hitsugaya is to report to the Captain Commander how he managed to track down every individual involved in the last entry all the way down to those who initially proposed the drunken betting to do so before his enacting of said violence. Hopefully this knowledge will keep any other vandals of these rules from going on unpunished.
768) Go back in time, involve multiple universes in a terribad crossover, and justify the sheer stupidity of it by fixing the timeline in the least efficient way possible.
769) The one who has replaced all the book of the 1st Squad with uncensored copies of Icha Icha Paradise: Seireitei Violence must clean ALL the blood from the walls of the 1st Squad without using Kido, zanpakuto's powers and using only a old toothbrush.
770) To Whoever are concerned, let it be known that the matter of the living are not our concern anymore. Therefore, anyone caught planning an incursion in the realm of the livings with a stollen gigai to beat the crap out of dumbtard descendants for ruining their lifework would be either handover to the 4th division for councilling or to the 11th for remedial physical conditioning.
770a) We mean you Hanse Davion.
771) All the vampire who sparkle are to be killed on sight, and their souls gived as meals to the nearliest Hollow.
772) Kenpachi is not allowed to spar with WhiteBeard it may quake SS to the foundations.
773) Lisa Yad?maru and Kakashi Hatake are henceforth forbidden from being within 40 Kilometers of each other.
773a). Whoever introduced Lisa to Icha Icha, we have much to discuss. - S.H.
774) Kenpachi is not to go fight the Dark Avengers "for fun."
775) Despite his dieing several times....Sentry is to never be placed under Kenpachi's command.
775a) We remember what you did when you got the Abomination.
776) Testing is to be done to test if Sentry/Void is a Hollow.
776a) And Kenpachi going and getting into a fight with him is not testing!
777) Ultimate Warrior is to never end up in Kenpachi's Division when he dies.
778) Do not organize match between Yammi Rialgo and Bruce Banner: we do not want to know what appens when two wrath-powered being fight each other.
779) May the Kurosaki siblings, not Karin and Yuzu of course, please report to your mothers, they want to talk about the "admission fee" to peep on the women's baths.
780) All the concact between Happosai, Jiraiya and Shunsui are now forbidden. Their combined perversion may be TOO MUCH for the MULTIVERSE existence!!!
781.) Robin Hood was not a quincy.
782.) No more keeping hollowified gerbils as pets.
782a.) This goes for hamster's as well.
782b.) And rabbits.
782c.) What do you mean that there is a street vendor selling hollowified rabbits in the 3rd District of Rungonkai for 500 yen a piece.?
782d.) I guess we'll need to get the Holy Hand Grenade we loaned to that British King a few hundred years back. Rabbit Hollows can be particularly nasty and a Holy Hand Grenade is the easiest way to deal with them.
783.) Kenpachi Koenma already told you the first time after he died that Yusuke Urameshi would not work for your division.
784) TFF Sub-Division member Da-Guru is henceforth forbidden from singing "The Doom Song."
785) TFF Sub-Division member Da-Guru is to refrain from testing new, high level Kido within the city.
785 a.) He is also not to simply "Aim at the sky." We have enough craters in the moon as it is.
786) The following Kido spells are henceforth forbidden: Mega-Death Ray, Ice9, Meteor, Holy, Gigama, and Hadoken.
787) Members of the TFF Sub-Division are not to give Captain Kurotsuchi any ideas. If you do, then you are responsible for cleaning up the mess.
787a.) Nor are you to give Captain Zaraki any ideas.
787b.) On second thought, members of the TFF Sub-Division are hereby barred from contact with any members of the 12th or 11th divisions.
788) Da-Guru, stop summoning Shiva in front of Captain Hitsugaya. I don't care if he looks cute when he's conflicted.
788a.) And stop showing off your experimental Kido around Captain Kuchiki. I don't care if you want to compare "foomes."
789) The King in Yellow is not acceptable teaching material for Shinigami Academy Students.
789. a) ALL copies of the "King in Yellow" are to be immediately handed over to Delta Green agents currently stationed at the HeadQuarters of each division for proper disposal. Do not, and this bears repeating, DO NOT read the play. The Unspeakable could be out of Seireitei's league, and we truthfully do not want to find out.
789 b ) I don't care if it's not the eldritch play itself and instead a sanity safe play about insanity. We are not taking any chances! ALL COPIES.
789c) This also applies to any other eldritch, sanity blasting writings concerning anything other then Hollows and other spiritual related matters.
790) Six is NOT afraid of seven.
790a.) Why don't you come over here and say that girly man. - 7
791) The storage facility for the gigai is not called the "Gigarium."
792) Whoever released those naked, blue haired girls into the Seireitei, thank you.
793) I may not establish a religion within the Seireitei based on any work of HP Lovecraft.
794) The blood of the innocent is not required in any Kido spell. Stop telling the Academy students that.
795) Iwakura Lain is to remain in the Seireitei. I don't care that she's still alive. However the hell she did that thing, she needs to be in the living world to do it. So here she stays.
796) The Twelfth Division is never to be exposed to Invader Zim, ever. Captain Kurotsuchi gives us enough trouble without trying to build Space-Time Object Replacement Devices, Mega-Doomers, and Giant Water Balloon Machines.
797) The following mortals are to be redirected away from Hell and/or Hueco Mundo at ALL COSTS upon their inevitable deaths: Allan Moore, Jhonen Vasquez, Shigeru Miyamoto, Rumiko Takahashi, The Woman Known as Kei Kusunoki, Stan Lee, Frank Millar, and Quentin Tarantino. Their powers are unknown, but possibly ENDLESS. Do whatever you can to prevent them from entering Aizen's forces or Hell.
797a.) If and/or when Bill Brasky decides to retire from life, leave him be. This goes double for you Kenpachi. We don't need another extinction level event like LAST TIME you fought Bill Brasky.
797b) We all have to remember what happened when Jack Kirby died.
797c) And how we're still cleaning up the mess.
798) Kenpachi quit trying to fight Darkseid.
799) No Kenpachi you can not go through the rift in the Marvel Universe to fight the Old Ones and bring order to a universe where Life won over Death.
800) Nor can you have Hercules in your Division Kenpachi.
800a) Given he'll be back sooner or later.
801) Kenpachi you can't go and beat the shit out Harry Potter to prove you're more badass then the Master of Death.
801a) Given we know you are.
801b.) it wasn't potter he's going affter to prove his badassness. It was longbottom. GAMEOVER MAN, GAME OVER!!!
802) We don't care if it's good music or not, playing any music loud enough that all of Seireitei can hear it is not acceptable.
Especially if people in District 80 of Rukongai start complaining.
803) Kenpachi were did you find that Grand Star? What do you mean you're going to make your own galaxy?!
804) There will be no using of Bakudo #77 to make Bueller calls.
805) You will not declare Ichigo a jock, Kenpachi a criminal, Mayuri a nerd, Orohime a flake, and Byakura a princess. Then proceed to lock them in the same room until they understand each other.
805a) I thought about using Ishida as the nerd but Mayuri was a more interesting choice. Urahara Kisuke
806. After the mishaps from introducing the 12th division lab technicians to Dungeons and Dragons introducing them to the Steam Punk genre is strictly prohibited. -- Shinigami Performance Review Board.
807. The 6th division is no longer allowed to be in charge of real world patrols in England. Byakuya, we know that you're old friends with the Queen and all, but really, assigning yourself to a mission and taking 10 hours just to have tea after the Hollows are destroyed? -- Shinigami Performance Review Board and Soul Patrol Assignment Office.
808. Requests for allowing transfers of more souls made by the Seireitei Bureaucratic Association from the Elemental Continent in the 'shinobi world' have been granted. (The Bureaucratic Ninja's have really been helpful in getting the 50 year or so backlog of paperwork straightened out.) -- Captain Commander's Office
809. There are to be no more unnecessary injuries and property damage in Seireitei for the time being. Anyone breaking this temporary rule will be met with strict punishment. And yes, this applies to the 11th division as well. -- 4th Division Captain Unohana Retsu and Captrain Commander Yamamoto Genryusai
809a.) We mean it. We tried to keep them from finding out and then we tried to prevent it for as long as possible and then we tried psychological pressure, indirect threats, propaganda, spies, double agents and triple agents, even fake political groups and lobbyists and even a pirated radio broadcast of Fox News but it was all for naught. The members of the 4th Division and the secondary group known as the Shinigami Janitorial Division have discovered something horrifying and completely unknown to Soul Society. Now that they have though it is threatening the traditional way of life in Soul Society and it will threaten to tear at the very fabric of the establishment and all that we hold dear. It threatens our values and our principles and the existence of every shinigami and soul in this world of the afterlife...
They have unionized and gone on strike!!!!
809b.) The A.U.S.H.J. (Associate Union of Shinigami Healers and Janitors) are demanding a 400 kan an hour minimum wage, a work week of only 50 hours and one day a month off. The Seireitei establishment is currently negotiating with representatives from the union (as ungrateful as they are for the current 100 kan a day salary they get, the two days of holiday a year and free lodging we give them in the renovated slave quarters of a former noble family's stable.)
809c.) The demands are quite unreasonable so the establishment is trying to bargain them down. In order to meet their present demands taxes on the top richest 1% of Seireitei nobles would need to be raised by 0.15%! 0.15% what a complete outrage!
810)The spirits of Sode no Shirayuki and Hyourinmaru are hence by forbidden form dating each other. Soul Society is supposed to look like early Japan not the middle of Antarctica
810a) in a related note Sode no Shirayuki is now pregnant. Karin has dibs on the baby as her zanpakuto spirit when she finally dies
810b) Also, If either Tobiume or Haineko attack Sode no Shirayuki, they're not to recieve medical attention and are required to remove any ice and snow.
811.) We don't know who tricked you, but this is an urgent message to Ryoko
Hakubi and Haruko Haruhara: Soul Society is NOT a battleground for you to have
your Asskicking Spacegirl face-off.
811a). And if you don't cease and desist, we have ways of convincing you:
811b.) RYOKO, gimme a break!! - Captured!Tenchi
811c.) STAY THE HELL OUT OF MY LIFE, HARUKO!! - Captured!Naota
812). Mamimi, obey the No Smoking Signs, dammit!
812a.) Is the little pyromaniac even dead yet?
813). Oh for fuck's sakes. Kenpachi, did you SERIOUSLY think challenging Tenchi
would end well? - S.G. Yamamoto
813a.) It's bad enough the damage the fight with HIM caused -- The thought of
what his space-harem would do is giving me ulcers. - S.G. Yamamoto
813b.) Did you completely miss the part about how Washu is an extradimensional
Goddess who singlehandedly dismantled Mayuri's experiment just by one faulty
piece of data AND MADE HIM BREAK DOWN IN TEARS? - S.G. Yamamoto
813c.) Dammit...She thinks she's all that...BUT SHE'S NOOOOOTTT!!
WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!! - Mayuri
814). If anyone should hear a shout of "ZA WARUDO!!"/"WRYYYYYYYYYY!!"/"MUDAH
MUDAH MUDAH MUDAH MUDAH!!", try to not shit your pants and wait for Dio's time stop to fade before distracting him. The Captain Commander shall roast him.
814a.) And you are obligated to send prayers of thanks immediately if, in the
situation the Captain Commander can't make it to eliminate Dio, you should
hear: "Yare yare daze..."
815). As funny as it is, no more comments on Gyro Zeppeli's 'Steel Balls of
Justice'.
816). ...We'll find out SOMEthing to do about Funny Valentine and D4C. For now,
just give the handsome versions of him to the Shinigami Women's Association
for disposal.
816a.) This 'disposal' of handsome enemies is getting out of hand!! - Shinigami
Men's Association
816b.) IF YOU LIKE HAVING YOUR SCROTI ATTACHED, YOU'LL SHUT UP!! Ichigo-chan
still hasn't recovered from Momo-baka's little 'mistake', AND WE'RE NOT TAKING
BULLSHIT FROM YOU MEN!! - Shinigami Women's Association
816c.) WE WANT SEX TOO, DAMMIT!! - Shinigami Men's Association
816d. AN AGREEMENT SHALL BE REACHED. For now, SHUT THE FUCK UP!! û Shinigami Women's Association
816e.) due to constant complaints about there lack of getting some. It is here by ordered that the Men's Assosiation be temporarly disbanded until Represenitive Kurosaki has return to full health. Angry sex deprived women is something even I can't handle.- Captain Commander Yamamoto.
817) Should Kenpachi ever fight a black haired pigtailed boy or a red headed pigtailed girl and he or she will start leading him into a spiral. All allies in a one kilometer radius of the fight must immediately evacuate and try to lose any item on their person that might catch wind.
818) Kenpachi is not to find a way to kill one Wade Wilson. Seriously that Thanos made him immortal is a good thing to us.
819) Who let HK-47 into the Soul Society?!
820) Kenpachi, for the last time, NO! You can't go to Mid-Childa to recruit/challenge members of Riot Force 6. And DO NOT let Yachiru and Vivio encounter each other, the damage bill will be Death Star!sized....
821) All research and knowledge of returning a soul to life is hereby unbanned due to an emergency. Anyone capable of doing so successfully shall receive a blanket pardon for their past actions.
821a) Why? That bloody fool Harry Dresden got killed! While my own Ry?jin Jakka and Hitsugaya's Hy?rinmaru are merely miffed at this up-starter using fire and ice, none of us want to deal with all the trouble that will follow Dresden to US! Heaven denied him entrance on technicality, Hell won't let him in with his habit of burning down buildings, and Valhalla still won't speak to us for taking Hanatar? Yamada before their Valkyrie could pick him up.
821b) Kenpachi, you are not allowed to go and fight the Erlking...oh forget it, go right ahead. We'll force Kurosaki to take your place as Unohana keeps asking. We don't need both you and this Dresden scare at the same time for trouble.
822)Okay the person who brought vergil out of hell please come to my office to have a talk about the proper place of souls-C.G.
No, because we want to know what other publics perils are into Soul Society.
723a) Momo... stop with the Sailor Senshi-like speech.
It doesn't matter if you was a Princess, into that life, but you can't do it. And no, you and Hitsugaya-taicho are not autorized to purify Hollows with a double-teamed Rah Tilt!
723b) I'm from that world. -Sosuke Aizen.
723c) WHAT?!?
723d) And you have to thanks Mother for the fatc who I've reducted my abictions from universal destruction to world domination: in that life, I was Hellmaster Phibrizio.
724) Due to the increasing amounts of litter in Seireitei, all Shinigami are reminded that posting papers criticizing the authorities is both illegal and wasteful of resources.
724a) Oh. Come. On! Has it ever occurred to you that this system seems to practically encourage treason, genocide, and open rebellion?
724b) Shunsui, no. Like it or not you are not allowed to try to repeat Lelouch's antics for the sake of getting a harem.
725) Under suggestion of 11th Squad 4th Seat Tendo, Shinigami can frequent/marry/other option multiple womens, but only if the women in question agreed within themselves to share. -General Commander Yamamoto.
725a) And our opinion doesn't matter, Old Man? -Substitute Shinigami Kurosaki, 10th Squad Captain Hitsugaya, others.
725b) No.
725c) And WHY you have done this rule?
725d) But... you can't understand! The smiles, the calmness, THE COOKIES!!!
726) The person who has suggested a match between Chaos Dragon Garv, 11th Squad Captain Kenpachi Zaraki, Alucard and 11th Squad 7th Seat Zabusa Momochi will be forced to arbitrate the SECOND match.
727) 12th Squad 5th Seat Yuri, you're not autorized to create a giant tower-like device for controlling Hollow's minds, and certainly not to transform them into Hulk-like minions at your orders.
728.) Do not try to put "cute and adorable" clothes on Sotaicho. The pictures are Hilarious but it does not excuse the miles wide crater.
729) Mayuri, even if Matsumoto's, Hinamori's and Hyuuga's suggestion are intersting, you can't make research for discover eventual bonds between the Royal Family Line of Saillone and the Hyuuga Clan, specifically their women's 'assest' (read breast size). -Central Council 46.
730) Would Hitsugaya Belle please remove Kurosaki Sousuke from the sewers, 4th devision needs to clean there.
731) 12th Squad 6th Seat Uzuki and 10th Squad 7th Seat KOS-MOS, stop. It doesn't matter if that weapon can deal with the Hollows, we don't need a visit by an avatar of the U-DO.
731a) Nor visits from the Testaments.
731b) And please, don't mention the Zohar near Mayuri and/or Urahara, please.
732) Once again please be careful with the numbering.
733) Even if they are two red eyed and pink haired girls, Princess Chibi Usagi Tsukino and 11th Squad Liutenant Yachiru Kusajishi are not linked in any shape or form.
733a) No, the first is not the reincarnation of the second.
734) After the incedent with Aizen, any and all recordings of "Master of Puppets" is forbidden in Soul Society.
735) Kenpachi Zaraki is banned from Earth for the time being until we are all one hundred percent sure that there is no chance of a random encounter with Oga Tatsumi and Baby Beel.
736) If a Shinigami catch Ethan Rayne's soul, pass him to the 10th Squad, thanks.
737) All departed religious people are to cease their attempts to lodge complaints with Soul Society with regards to the type of after life they wound up in. It is not the fault of Soul Society or the 13 Protection Squads that your religion was wrong. -- The Rungonkai - Seretai Liaison Office
738) It is prohibited for any Captain (no one of lower rank is privy to this information) to give away the secret of how all souls regardless of ethnicity, nationality or personal knowledge of languages instantly learn Japanese upon their arrival in Soul Society. -- Yammamoto Genryusai
738a) What everyone knows there is a mass Kido over Soul Society that makes everyone and everything look and sound like its from the persons home country so Americans see American souls here American and see American buildings while the Japanese see Japanese souls here Japanese and see Japanese buildings. etc. This was covered in the academy.
739.) Yachiru must never to be allowed to use another leaf blower.... period. -- Shinigami Janitorial Division
740). Jidanbou must cease playing tick tack toe. He has been losing far too often at that game lately and coupled with his habit of opening the gate to Seretai when he loses a match... well you get the picture.
741) The following Genre's of music have been banned from Seireitei due to complaints of innappropiateness: Rap, Rock, Hip-Hop, R&B, Reggeton, Club music. however the SWA is allowed to play sexaphone music in their activities with Represenitive Ichigo Kurosaki.
742) Rei Ayanami and Nemu Kurotsuchi must never meet. Gendo Ikari is moot because he went to hell.
743) Stop using Gendo Ikari for skeet shooting Kenpachi!
743a) Or light him on fire to use to cook meats over.
744) It does not matter if they see you and the members of the Eleventh as their 'Boss', you must return that group of Orcs to where they come from, NOT put yourself at their head and lead them into a WAAAAGH, Kenpachi!
745) Has anyone seen Rangiku?
745a) What do you mean she went to Juuban?
745b) Due to staff replacements, The 10th will be without a vice-captain for a short while. Also this is an example as to why women and bishounen are not allowed with in the Juuban area of the Minato ward.
746) All the research on an item know as Bakanomicon, or on his more deadly cousin Necronomicon are now forbidden: we do not want a zombie-invasion on the Soul Society.
747.) Shinigami are not allowed to sneak into the time and space administrationÆs headquarters and write silly rules on their rule list
747a.) What do you mean too late? Which rules? On second though we just donÆt want to know.
Jointed rule 394/748/134) The person who has suggested a brainstorming between Kisuke Urahara, Mayuri Kurotsuchi, Severus Snape, Hermione Granger, Orochimaru, Kabuto Yakushi, Jail Scaglietti and Vita of the Wolkenritter is to kill on sight with charges for crimes against the OMNIversal health.
749) Albus Dumbledore is not allowed within the Seireitei. One Chessmaster was enough thank you very much
749a) My apologies, this is a reminder. Tropes are not to be used to exemplify people.
750.) The maggots nest is not a scenic tourist destination. -- 2nd Division Captain Soifon and Captain Commander Yamamoto Genryusai
751.) I will not use Ryujin Jakka at the 135th annual All Squad Picnic and Barbecue to cook food or light fireworks and that is final. -- Yamamoto Genryusai
751a.) I guess Yama-jii is still upset after last year when someone coated his robe and beard in kerosene. -- Shunsui Kyoraku
751b.) Just a reminder that if anyone does have information on the culprit contact the 12th division, Mayuri-sama has an interest in finding out how they made the kerosene undetectable until moments before it was burned. -- Nemu
752.) Why did no one mention that the ninjutsu technique for canceling genjutsu (kai) worked against Aizen's release!?
752a) You never asked... -- Naruto Uzumaki
753.) Ranma and Ichigo shouldn't meet up with each other not because of the chaos it would bring but the troubling increase of Tomboyish girls they attract.
Although this poses a question of how Ranma and Tatsuki would interact each other would it be excessive violence like Akane or will Tatsuki find Ranma attractive and embrace her femine side?
754) The Shinigami Women's Assosiacation will be hosting it's first Male model calandar photo shoot. The ONLY males that will be allowed are as follows:
a)Ichigo Kurosaki
b)Hitsugaya Toshiro
c)Sousuke Sagara
d)Naruto Uzumaki
e)Ranma Saotome
f)Byakuya Kuchiki
The last six months will be group pictures in various forms of dress extending from formal to toga. Also these are the only males which EXCLUDES you Kyoraku-taicho.- Ise Nanao. fukukaichou of the SWA on written orders from Kusajishi-kaichou.
755) Kurokami Medaka is not to go near ANY Hollow, they get scared too fast for Shinigami to do their damn jobs and actually finish killing them.
756) For the Jinchuurikis: no, your Bijuus can't be considered as Zanpakuto's spirits, and so you can't have a second Zanpakuto.
757) While challenging a captain for his position in front of witness could be called a Trial of Position, WE ARE NOT clanners. So using Clan rules or tradition is strictly forbiden.
758) Kenpachi you are not getting the Wreckers as part of your unit.
758a) Seriously why did they end up here and not in the All Spark?
759) Carter Hall is not going to be made leader of new division called Division Titans.
760) Kenpachi why do you have Peter and Bella Cullen as practice dummies? This is not us against you having them but more why you'd want something so fragile.
760a) The Captain-Commander has passed an urgent memo - don't screw with Peter Cullen. His Zanpakuto has some . . . very unusual abilities relating to thermodynamics. If you hear the release command "Transform and Roll Out", GTFO.
- 760b) "Did you, perhaps, mean Edward Cullen? How unfortunate - Mister Cullen is currently assisting Mayuri-sama in a dissertation on the application of invasive surgical techniques to supernatural physiology." - Vice-Captain, Division Twelve.
760 C. Yes it was Edward Cullen. Kenpachi loved how Peter Cullen's Zanpakuto kicked ass.
761) Substitute Shinigami Kurosaki, you are not autorized to go to Great Britain Soul Society and kill a thousand times Albus Dumbledore's soul, even if he deserve it.?
762) There is to be no Division Green Lantern Corps.
763) And Kenpachi is to not be given a Green Lantern power ring!
763a). That wasn't an invitation to give him a Yellow Power Ring instead.
763b). Okay, seriously. Who the HELL thought a Black Lantern Ring would be a good idea?
763c). Aizen Taicho Sir.
763d). I find it somewhat odd that he is still considered a Captain, Sir.
Has the Central 46 been able dishonorable discharge? They have been dying droves and it seems they never get anything done.
763e). Don't even think about the red ring either.
764) 1st Squad 3rd Seath Zanbolt, PLEASE, can you avoid to scare to death the Hollows who, in their foolishness, attack you? The Hollow Unite Syndicate is staring to protest with legal means, and given the fact who all the lawyers are OR in the Hell OR Hueco Mondo...
765) 1st division is not Clan Elder Badass
2nd division is not Clan Dusk Kitty
3rd division is not Clan Emo-Duck
4th division is not Clan Mama Manta
5th division is not Clan Geek Viper
6th division is not Clan Pansy Snob
7th division is not Clan Fox Titan
8th division is not Clan Drunken Monkey
9th division is not Clan Sanctimonius Bat
10th division is not Clan Frost Puppy
11th division is not Clan Spike Cyclop
12th division is not Clan Dumbshit Freak
13th division is not Clan Coughing Albatross
765a) For the Last time, you shall not give any nickname to any division of the Gotei 13, implying that we are the Clan.
766) Zaraki Kenpachi can't call upon a trial of Grievance on anyone for any kind of justification.
767) Captain Soi Fon can't challenge Unohana Retsu in a trial of possession over one Hanataro Yamada.
767b) Yoruichi and Matsumoto are forbidden as well.
767c) No, you can't fight over Hitsugaya instead.
767d) It's Captain Hitsugaya!
767e) Yeah, yeah, sure thing, kiddo.
767f) Ignoring the sudden admittance of the 7 people involved behind the last entry, including Captain Kyoraku, into the 4th division for Frostbite, Captain Hitsugaya is to report to the Captain Commander how he managed to track down every individual involved in the last entry all the way down to those who initially proposed the drunken betting to do so before his enacting of said violence. Hopefully this knowledge will keep any other vandals of these rules from going on unpunished.
768) Go back in time, involve multiple universes in a terribad crossover, and justify the sheer stupidity of it by fixing the timeline in the least efficient way possible.
769) The one who has replaced all the book of the 1st Squad with uncensored copies of Icha Icha Paradise: Seireitei Violence must clean ALL the blood from the walls of the 1st Squad without using Kido, zanpakuto's powers and using only a old toothbrush.
770) To Whoever are concerned, let it be known that the matter of the living are not our concern anymore. Therefore, anyone caught planning an incursion in the realm of the livings with a stollen gigai to beat the crap out of dumbtard descendants for ruining their lifework would be either handover to the 4th division for councilling or to the 11th for remedial physical conditioning.
770a) We mean you Hanse Davion.
771) All the vampire who sparkle are to be killed on sight, and their souls gived as meals to the nearliest Hollow.
772) Kenpachi is not allowed to spar with WhiteBeard it may quake SS to the foundations.
773) Lisa Yad?maru and Kakashi Hatake are henceforth forbidden from being within 40 Kilometers of each other.
773a). Whoever introduced Lisa to Icha Icha, we have much to discuss. - S.H.
774) Kenpachi is not to go fight the Dark Avengers "for fun."
775) Despite his dieing several times....Sentry is to never be placed under Kenpachi's command.
775a) We remember what you did when you got the Abomination.
776) Testing is to be done to test if Sentry/Void is a Hollow.
776a) And Kenpachi going and getting into a fight with him is not testing!
777) Ultimate Warrior is to never end up in Kenpachi's Division when he dies.
778) Do not organize match between Yammi Rialgo and Bruce Banner: we do not want to know what appens when two wrath-powered being fight each other.
779) May the Kurosaki siblings, not Karin and Yuzu of course, please report to your mothers, they want to talk about the "admission fee" to peep on the women's baths.
780) All the concact between Happosai, Jiraiya and Shunsui are now forbidden. Their combined perversion may be TOO MUCH for the MULTIVERSE existence!!!
781.) Robin Hood was not a quincy.
782.) No more keeping hollowified gerbils as pets.
782a.) This goes for hamster's as well.
782b.) And rabbits.
782c.) What do you mean that there is a street vendor selling hollowified rabbits in the 3rd District of Rungonkai for 500 yen a piece.?
782d.) I guess we'll need to get the Holy Hand Grenade we loaned to that British King a few hundred years back. Rabbit Hollows can be particularly nasty and a Holy Hand Grenade is the easiest way to deal with them.
783.) Kenpachi Koenma already told you the first time after he died that Yusuke Urameshi would not work for your division.
784) TFF Sub-Division member Da-Guru is henceforth forbidden from singing "The Doom Song."
785) TFF Sub-Division member Da-Guru is to refrain from testing new, high level Kido within the city.
785 a.) He is also not to simply "Aim at the sky." We have enough craters in the moon as it is.
786) The following Kido spells are henceforth forbidden: Mega-Death Ray, Ice9, Meteor, Holy, Gigama, and Hadoken.
787) Members of the TFF Sub-Division are not to give Captain Kurotsuchi any ideas. If you do, then you are responsible for cleaning up the mess.
787a.) Nor are you to give Captain Zaraki any ideas.
787b.) On second thought, members of the TFF Sub-Division are hereby barred from contact with any members of the 12th or 11th divisions.
788) Da-Guru, stop summoning Shiva in front of Captain Hitsugaya. I don't care if he looks cute when he's conflicted.
788a.) And stop showing off your experimental Kido around Captain Kuchiki. I don't care if you want to compare "foomes."
789) The King in Yellow is not acceptable teaching material for Shinigami Academy Students.
789. a) ALL copies of the "King in Yellow" are to be immediately handed over to Delta Green agents currently stationed at the HeadQuarters of each division for proper disposal. Do not, and this bears repeating, DO NOT read the play. The Unspeakable could be out of Seireitei's league, and we truthfully do not want to find out.
789 b ) I don't care if it's not the eldritch play itself and instead a sanity safe play about insanity. We are not taking any chances! ALL COPIES.
789c) This also applies to any other eldritch, sanity blasting writings concerning anything other then Hollows and other spiritual related matters.
790) Six is NOT afraid of seven.
790a.) Why don't you come over here and say that girly man. - 7
791) The storage facility for the gigai is not called the "Gigarium."
792) Whoever released those naked, blue haired girls into the Seireitei, thank you.
793) I may not establish a religion within the Seireitei based on any work of HP Lovecraft.
794) The blood of the innocent is not required in any Kido spell. Stop telling the Academy students that.
795) Iwakura Lain is to remain in the Seireitei. I don't care that she's still alive. However the hell she did that thing, she needs to be in the living world to do it. So here she stays.
796) The Twelfth Division is never to be exposed to Invader Zim, ever. Captain Kurotsuchi gives us enough trouble without trying to build Space-Time Object Replacement Devices, Mega-Doomers, and Giant Water Balloon Machines.
797) The following mortals are to be redirected away from Hell and/or Hueco Mundo at ALL COSTS upon their inevitable deaths: Allan Moore, Jhonen Vasquez, Shigeru Miyamoto, Rumiko Takahashi, The Woman Known as Kei Kusunoki, Stan Lee, Frank Millar, and Quentin Tarantino. Their powers are unknown, but possibly ENDLESS. Do whatever you can to prevent them from entering Aizen's forces or Hell.
797a.) If and/or when Bill Brasky decides to retire from life, leave him be. This goes double for you Kenpachi. We don't need another extinction level event like LAST TIME you fought Bill Brasky.
797b) We all have to remember what happened when Jack Kirby died.
797c) And how we're still cleaning up the mess.
798) Kenpachi quit trying to fight Darkseid.
799) No Kenpachi you can not go through the rift in the Marvel Universe to fight the Old Ones and bring order to a universe where Life won over Death.
800) Nor can you have Hercules in your Division Kenpachi.
800a) Given he'll be back sooner or later.
801) Kenpachi you can't go and beat the shit out Harry Potter to prove you're more badass then the Master of Death.
801a) Given we know you are.
801b.) it wasn't potter he's going affter to prove his badassness. It was longbottom. GAMEOVER MAN, GAME OVER!!!
802) We don't care if it's good music or not, playing any music loud enough that all of Seireitei can hear it is not acceptable.
Especially if people in District 80 of Rukongai start complaining.
803) Kenpachi were did you find that Grand Star? What do you mean you're going to make your own galaxy?!
804) There will be no using of Bakudo #77 to make Bueller calls.
805) You will not declare Ichigo a jock, Kenpachi a criminal, Mayuri a nerd, Orohime a flake, and Byakura a princess. Then proceed to lock them in the same room until they understand each other.
805a) I thought about using Ishida as the nerd but Mayuri was a more interesting choice. Urahara Kisuke
806. After the mishaps from introducing the 12th division lab technicians to Dungeons and Dragons introducing them to the Steam Punk genre is strictly prohibited. -- Shinigami Performance Review Board.
807. The 6th division is no longer allowed to be in charge of real world patrols in England. Byakuya, we know that you're old friends with the Queen and all, but really, assigning yourself to a mission and taking 10 hours just to have tea after the Hollows are destroyed? -- Shinigami Performance Review Board and Soul Patrol Assignment Office.
808. Requests for allowing transfers of more souls made by the Seireitei Bureaucratic Association from the Elemental Continent in the 'shinobi world' have been granted. (The Bureaucratic Ninja's have really been helpful in getting the 50 year or so backlog of paperwork straightened out.) -- Captain Commander's Office
809. There are to be no more unnecessary injuries and property damage in Seireitei for the time being. Anyone breaking this temporary rule will be met with strict punishment. And yes, this applies to the 11th division as well. -- 4th Division Captain Unohana Retsu and Captrain Commander Yamamoto Genryusai
809a.) We mean it. We tried to keep them from finding out and then we tried to prevent it for as long as possible and then we tried psychological pressure, indirect threats, propaganda, spies, double agents and triple agents, even fake political groups and lobbyists and even a pirated radio broadcast of Fox News but it was all for naught. The members of the 4th Division and the secondary group known as the Shinigami Janitorial Division have discovered something horrifying and completely unknown to Soul Society. Now that they have though it is threatening the traditional way of life in Soul Society and it will threaten to tear at the very fabric of the establishment and all that we hold dear. It threatens our values and our principles and the existence of every shinigami and soul in this world of the afterlife...
They have unionized and gone on strike!!!!
809b.) The A.U.S.H.J. (Associate Union of Shinigami Healers and Janitors) are demanding a 400 kan an hour minimum wage, a work week of only 50 hours and one day a month off. The Seireitei establishment is currently negotiating with representatives from the union (as ungrateful as they are for the current 100 kan a day salary they get, the two days of holiday a year and free lodging we give them in the renovated slave quarters of a former noble family's stable.)
809c.) The demands are quite unreasonable so the establishment is trying to bargain them down. In order to meet their present demands taxes on the top richest 1% of Seireitei nobles would need to be raised by 0.15%! 0.15% what a complete outrage!
810)The spirits of Sode no Shirayuki and Hyourinmaru are hence by forbidden form dating each other. Soul Society is supposed to look like early Japan not the middle of Antarctica
810a) in a related note Sode no Shirayuki is now pregnant. Karin has dibs on the baby as her zanpakuto spirit when she finally dies
810b) Also, If either Tobiume or Haineko attack Sode no Shirayuki, they're not to recieve medical attention and are required to remove any ice and snow.
811.) We don't know who tricked you, but this is an urgent message to Ryoko
Hakubi and Haruko Haruhara: Soul Society is NOT a battleground for you to have
your Asskicking Spacegirl face-off.
811a). And if you don't cease and desist, we have ways of convincing you:
811b.) RYOKO, gimme a break!! - Captured!Tenchi
811c.) STAY THE HELL OUT OF MY LIFE, HARUKO!! - Captured!Naota
812). Mamimi, obey the No Smoking Signs, dammit!
812a.) Is the little pyromaniac even dead yet?
813). Oh for fuck's sakes. Kenpachi, did you SERIOUSLY think challenging Tenchi
would end well? - S.G. Yamamoto
813a.) It's bad enough the damage the fight with HIM caused -- The thought of
what his space-harem would do is giving me ulcers. - S.G. Yamamoto
813b.) Did you completely miss the part about how Washu is an extradimensional
Goddess who singlehandedly dismantled Mayuri's experiment just by one faulty
piece of data AND MADE HIM BREAK DOWN IN TEARS? - S.G. Yamamoto
813c.) Dammit...She thinks she's all that...BUT SHE'S NOOOOOTTT!!
WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!! - Mayuri
814). If anyone should hear a shout of "ZA WARUDO!!"/"WRYYYYYYYYYY!!"/"MUDAH
MUDAH MUDAH MUDAH MUDAH!!", try to not shit your pants and wait for Dio's time stop to fade before distracting him. The Captain Commander shall roast him.
814a.) And you are obligated to send prayers of thanks immediately if, in the
situation the Captain Commander can't make it to eliminate Dio, you should
hear: "Yare yare daze..."
815). As funny as it is, no more comments on Gyro Zeppeli's 'Steel Balls of
Justice'.
816). ...We'll find out SOMEthing to do about Funny Valentine and D4C. For now,
just give the handsome versions of him to the Shinigami Women's Association
for disposal.
816a.) This 'disposal' of handsome enemies is getting out of hand!! - Shinigami
Men's Association
816b.) IF YOU LIKE HAVING YOUR SCROTI ATTACHED, YOU'LL SHUT UP!! Ichigo-chan
still hasn't recovered from Momo-baka's little 'mistake', AND WE'RE NOT TAKING
BULLSHIT FROM YOU MEN!! - Shinigami Women's Association
816c.) WE WANT SEX TOO, DAMMIT!! - Shinigami Men's Association
816d. AN AGREEMENT SHALL BE REACHED. For now, SHUT THE FUCK UP!! û Shinigami Women's Association
816e.) due to constant complaints about there lack of getting some. It is here by ordered that the Men's Assosiation be temporarly disbanded until Represenitive Kurosaki has return to full health. Angry sex deprived women is something even I can't handle.- Captain Commander Yamamoto.
817) Should Kenpachi ever fight a black haired pigtailed boy or a red headed pigtailed girl and he or she will start leading him into a spiral. All allies in a one kilometer radius of the fight must immediately evacuate and try to lose any item on their person that might catch wind.
818) Kenpachi is not to find a way to kill one Wade Wilson. Seriously that Thanos made him immortal is a good thing to us.
819) Who let HK-47 into the Soul Society?!
820) Kenpachi, for the last time, NO! You can't go to Mid-Childa to recruit/challenge members of Riot Force 6. And DO NOT let Yachiru and Vivio encounter each other, the damage bill will be Death Star!sized....
821) All research and knowledge of returning a soul to life is hereby unbanned due to an emergency. Anyone capable of doing so successfully shall receive a blanket pardon for their past actions.
821a) Why? That bloody fool Harry Dresden got killed! While my own Ry?jin Jakka and Hitsugaya's Hy?rinmaru are merely miffed at this up-starter using fire and ice, none of us want to deal with all the trouble that will follow Dresden to US! Heaven denied him entrance on technicality, Hell won't let him in with his habit of burning down buildings, and Valhalla still won't speak to us for taking Hanatar? Yamada before their Valkyrie could pick him up.
821b) Kenpachi, you are not allowed to go and fight the Erlking...oh forget it, go right ahead. We'll force Kurosaki to take your place as Unohana keeps asking. We don't need both you and this Dresden scare at the same time for trouble.
822)Okay the person who brought vergil out of hell please come to my office to have a talk about the proper place of souls-C.G.
#824) Repeat after me: Tea kettles are for heating up water.
#825) When in the mortal world, keep your Zampotko with you at all times. Spiritually senstive people are more common than you'd think, and we've got enough messes already.
#826) It is forbidden to keep any large cat in the Barracks.
#827) It is forbidden to switch Miss Ayanami with the 12th division vice captain, just to see who notices.
#828) Games of Calvinball cannot involve Shikai
#825) When in the mortal world, keep your Zampotko with you at all times. Spiritually senstive people are more common than you'd think, and we've got enough messes already.
#826) It is forbidden to keep any large cat in the Barracks.
#827) It is forbidden to switch Miss Ayanami with the 12th division vice captain, just to see who notices.
#828) Games of Calvinball cannot involve Shikai
FlashofGenius said:
#824) Repeat after me: Tea kettles are for heating up water.
#825) When in the mortal world, keep your Zanpakuto with you at all times. Spiritually sensitive people are more common than you'd think, and we've got enough messes already.
#826) It is forbidden to keep any large cat in the Barracks.
#827) It is forbidden to switch Miss Ayanami with the 12th division vice captain, just to see who notices.
#828) Games of Calvinball cannot involve Shikai
#825) When in the mortal world, keep your Zanpakuto with you at all times. Spiritually sensitive people are more common than you'd think, and we've got enough messes already.
#826) It is forbidden to keep any large cat in the Barracks.
#827) It is forbidden to switch Miss Ayanami with the 12th division vice captain, just to see who notices.
#828) Games of Calvinball cannot involve Shikai
832) All shinigami who wish to have a good night's rest, please go to bed early. Shinigami Represenitive Kurosaki has finally recovered- SWA
832a) Hitsugaya-taicho however is currently under bed rest for exhaustion, Secondary Represenitive Karin Kurosaki and Tercera Espada Tia Hallibel we are looking at you- SWA
832a) Hitsugaya-taicho however is currently under bed rest for exhaustion, Secondary Represenitive Karin Kurosaki and Tercera Espada Tia Hallibel we are looking at you- SWA
835: Not allowed to introduce Captain Unohana to Greg House.
836: The Shinigami Women's Association is not also known as "The Kurosaki Family Harem."
836a: Nor is it "The Wives of Hitsugaya."
836b: Or "Hanataro's Hos."
837: Not allowed to reinstate the Ms. Shinigami Pageant. The competition always turns out like a chess game with Aizen.
836: The Shinigami Women's Association is not also known as "The Kurosaki Family Harem."
836a: Nor is it "The Wives of Hitsugaya."
836b: Or "Hanataro's Hos."
837: Not allowed to reinstate the Ms. Shinigami Pageant. The competition always turns out like a chess game with Aizen.
Da-Guru said:
835: Not allowed to introduce Captain Unohana to Greg House.
836: The Shinigami Women's Association is not also known as "The Kurosaki Family Harem."
836a: Nor is it "The Wives of Hitsugaya."
836b: Or "Hanataro's Hos."
837: Not allowed to reinstate the Ms. Shinigami Pageant. The competition always turns out like a chess game with Aizen.
836: The Shinigami Women's Association is not also known as "The Kurosaki Family Harem."
836a: Nor is it "The Wives of Hitsugaya."
836b: Or "Hanataro's Hos."
837: Not allowed to reinstate the Ms. Shinigami Pageant. The competition always turns out like a chess game with Aizen.
~NGD OMEGA~ said:
There's also that Harribel calls herself the 'tres' espada, but Kubo's had a few spanish fails before.
Twins sound. It should have been The sound of twins and that would have been Sonido de Gemelos.
wingthesword said:
~NGD OMEGA~ said:
There's also that Harribel calls herself the 'tres' espada, but Kubo's had a few spanish fails before.
Twins sound. It should have been The sound of twins and that would have been Sonido de Gemelos.