Bleach Things Shinigami are not allowed to do
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840) NEVER, and this is FINAL, make conctacts of any types with ANY member of the S.O.S. Dan.
840a) Soifon, it does not matter if the Xellos-lookalike is one of your subordinates, you can not conctact him/
840b) Nor you can show yourself at your 6th Seath house, Kenpachi. Yes, we speack of poor Kyon.
841) 2nd Squad 4th Seat Danzo Shimura, no, you can not kill your squad's Liutenant. Even if his death will help the squad to higher its performances.
840a) Soifon, it does not matter if the Xellos-lookalike is one of your subordinates, you can not conctact him/
840b) Nor you can show yourself at your 6th Seath house, Kenpachi. Yes, we speack of poor Kyon.
841) 2nd Squad 4th Seat Danzo Shimura, no, you can not kill your squad's Liutenant. Even if his death will help the squad to higher its performances.
842b) Oh, thank your very much, really.... MORORN! Now YOU have to go to that 'fictional place' and stop HIM, who is escaped, and ALL THE PRISONERS who he was able to recruit to create a riot for helping his evasion!!!
842c) Addendum to this and ANY OTHER RULE regarding ninjas from the Elemental Countries: NEVER UNDERSTIMATE A NINJA AND NEVER PISS OFF ONE OF THEM!!!
842c) Addendum to this and ANY OTHER RULE regarding ninjas from the Elemental Countries: NEVER UNDERSTIMATE A NINJA AND NEVER PISS OFF ONE OF THEM!!!
843e) Inoue-san has been forced to resurrect my foolish Liutenant, after the discovering of his corpe with 31 kunais in his back. With only his own fingerprints on them. And some of my seated officers, Sagara and Shimura in particular, are smiling in that creepy way of them. So STOP TO ANTAGONIZE THEM, IDIOTS! -Second Squad Captain Soi Fon.
843f) We will cease our attempts of killing Marechiyo Omaeda-baka, our UNworty Liutenant. In exchange, HE will have to stop his anti-Shinigami Women Association hidden propaganda, and his sequester of all the calendars published by the same Associations. Unlike the Shinigami Man Association, we do not want to antagonize them. -Anonimous members of the Second Squad.
843f) We will cease our attempts of killing Marechiyo Omaeda-baka, our UNworty Liutenant. In exchange, HE will have to stop his anti-Shinigami Women Association hidden propaganda, and his sequester of all the calendars published by the same Associations. Unlike the Shinigami Man Association, we do not want to antagonize them. -Anonimous members of the Second Squad.
844) Kenpachi can not get the following items: a Metal Gear, a Gundam, Voltron, the Breathing Gun, Lina Inverse, or Vegeta.
845) Doctor Insano...ah who are we kidding he's a loser. Who cares where he goes?
846) Cage matches between Kira Yamato and Shinji Ikari are to stop. Flay Allaster vs. Revan can go on.
847) Kenpachi you can't have Sentry as part of Division 11.
845) Doctor Insano...ah who are we kidding he's a loser. Who cares where he goes?
846) Cage matches between Kira Yamato and Shinji Ikari are to stop. Flay Allaster vs. Revan can go on.
847) Kenpachi you can't have Sentry as part of Division 11.
849) To whoever spread the Ork spores throughout the 11th Company Barracks, thank you - Zaraki Kenpachi
849a) Just because you enjoy being stuck in an endless battle against a horde of mindless brawlers doesn't mean the rest of us do Zaraki. I will be coming by later to cleanse your barracks - with fire. Yamamoto.
849a) Just because you enjoy being stuck in an endless battle against a horde of mindless brawlers doesn't mean the rest of us do Zaraki. I will be coming by later to cleanse your barracks - with fire. Yamamoto.
853. Matsumoto is no longer allowed to go to Germany during the month of September and the first week of October. (Oktoberfest anyone)
854. Toshiro is not allowed to give birth to a Shugo Chara, lest this problem come into existance <a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6089740/1/A_Little_Problem' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6089740/1/A_Little_Problem</a>.
855. Banning gay marriage in Soul Society is prohibited. -- Seretei Civil Liberties Union
856. Due to his intense phobia of cats and due to the fact that numerous girls will cause riots because of a nude woman in vicinity, Yoruichi using cat form in from of one Ranma Saotome is not allowed.
854. Toshiro is not allowed to give birth to a Shugo Chara, lest this problem come into existance <a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6089740/1/A_Little_Problem' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6089740/1/A_Little_Problem</a>.
855. Banning gay marriage in Soul Society is prohibited. -- Seretei Civil Liberties Union
856. Due to his intense phobia of cats and due to the fact that numerous girls will cause riots because of a nude woman in vicinity, Yoruichi using cat form in from of one Ranma Saotome is not allowed.
857. New Division 11 member Vic Slaughter is to stop using Edward Cullen and his emo ilk for target practice. Seriously they whine and whine before we kill them.
858. Captain Soifon you can not keep Luna. Sailor Moon wants her Mau back.
859. Impact webbing is not a toy!
860. Captain James T. Kirk is not getting his own Division.
858. Captain Soifon you can not keep Luna. Sailor Moon wants her Mau back.
859. Impact webbing is not a toy!
860. Captain James T. Kirk is not getting his own Division.
