Bleach Things Shinigami are not allowed to do
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860E. Didn't that trainee called Old Snake try to form a group against them?
861. Kenpachi is banned from forming antiChamber 46 groups just for something to fight.
862. Soifon you can not have a catgirl army. And Tigra isn't even dead yet!
862a. And no Kenpachi doesn't mean you can get yourself some Avengers for your Division.
862b. Especially Mantis. Or Willow. Or whatever she calls herself.
861. Kenpachi is banned from forming antiChamber 46 groups just for something to fight.
862. Soifon you can not have a catgirl army. And Tigra isn't even dead yet!
862a. And no Kenpachi doesn't mean you can get yourself some Avengers for your Division.
862b. Especially Mantis. Or Willow. Or whatever she calls herself.
867) No more fights between Snake Eyes and Naruto Uzumaki.
868) Who unleashed the rabid weasals and HK-47 at the Shingami's Women Association meeting might want to commit suicide before they find you. And they will.
869) Jason Todd is never to be made Captain....ever.
870) Winged Monkeys are not to be kept as pets.
871) James Rolfe and Chris Bores are to be kept as far away as possible.
872) Bella Cullen's head on a pike is not to be used as a conversation piece Kenpachi.
868) Who unleashed the rabid weasals and HK-47 at the Shingami's Women Association meeting might want to commit suicide before they find you. And they will.
869) Jason Todd is never to be made Captain....ever.
870) Winged Monkeys are not to be kept as pets.
871) James Rolfe and Chris Bores are to be kept as far away as possible.
872) Bella Cullen's head on a pike is not to be used as a conversation piece Kenpachi.
873. Showing the movie V for Vendetta is prohibited.
"Ichi-Ni there are some weirdos in masks out front asking for you." Karin yelled from the base of the stairs.
'Great, what the heck do the vizards want? And why did they go hollow outside my house?' Ichigo thought as he headed downstairs. He went to the door and called "Oy, Hirako what do you wan.....", Ichigo stopped mid sentence and stared incredulously at the sight of Hirako, Hiyori and the other vizards in Guy Fawkes masks.
874. Whomever thought it was a good idea to send Yachiru alone on patrol in the human world in the same neighbourhood as Kusanagi Yume (from Ichinensei ni Nacchattara) is going to be in quite a bit of trouble.
875. All shinigami on patrol in the real world are to leave a spirit called Aisaka Sayo alone and to avoid performing a konso (spirit burial) on her. Given how the last incident where a number of ryouka with unusual abilities went to soul society to get a friend back turned out I think we'd rather avoid it a second time. -- Captain Commander's Office.
876. Giving this guy access to the 12th Division's Research is prohibited:
"Ichi-Ni there are some weirdos in masks out front asking for you." Karin yelled from the base of the stairs.
'Great, what the heck do the vizards want? And why did they go hollow outside my house?' Ichigo thought as he headed downstairs. He went to the door and called "Oy, Hirako what do you wan.....", Ichigo stopped mid sentence and stared incredulously at the sight of Hirako, Hiyori and the other vizards in Guy Fawkes masks.
874. Whomever thought it was a good idea to send Yachiru alone on patrol in the human world in the same neighbourhood as Kusanagi Yume (from Ichinensei ni Nacchattara) is going to be in quite a bit of trouble.
875. All shinigami on patrol in the real world are to leave a spirit called Aisaka Sayo alone and to avoid performing a konso (spirit burial) on her. Given how the last incident where a number of ryouka with unusual abilities went to soul society to get a friend back turned out I think we'd rather avoid it a second time. -- Captain Commander's Office.
876. Giving this guy access to the 12th Division's Research is prohibited:
880. Yoruichi isn't allowed to substitute for Luna as Usagi's adviser/magic animal sidekick.
881. Trying to recruit Nagi Springfield into any division in prohibited, particularly because contrary to the rumours he is STILL alive.
882. Someone should have Hinamori Momo join the support group started by Sakura Haruno for people whose boyfriend/fiance/crush/object of their affections turned evil and left them which resulted in great emotional stress. It already has about 30 members (mostly the other girls previously in the Sasuke Fangirls United).
883. Kenpachi we know his nickname includes Shinigami or Deathgod and Underworld but why the heck did you choose to make Appachai Hopachai a Substitute Shinigami when you were supposed to perform a konso/spirit burial on him as he was almost dead with a hole punched through his chest?
881. Trying to recruit Nagi Springfield into any division in prohibited, particularly because contrary to the rumours he is STILL alive.
882. Someone should have Hinamori Momo join the support group started by Sakura Haruno for people whose boyfriend/fiance/crush/object of their affections turned evil and left them which resulted in great emotional stress. It already has about 30 members (mostly the other girls previously in the Sasuke Fangirls United).
883. Kenpachi we know his nickname includes Shinigami or Deathgod and Underworld but why the heck did you choose to make Appachai Hopachai a Substitute Shinigami when you were supposed to perform a konso/spirit burial on him as he was almost dead with a hole punched through his chest?
885. Captain Kyoraku is not plotting to take over Soul Society with his harem of Zanpakuto and girls in glasses, nor is he planning to install former Captain Shihoin and Captain Ukitake as figureheads to squelch resistance. Spreading rumors to the contrary is forbidden.
886. Captain Kyoraku does not have a harem composed of girls in glasses.
887a. Despite the number of current, former and substitute Shinigami with complicated love lives there is no correlation between the number of individuals in love with you and your importance as a character. Telling new Shinigami that they must have at least two romantic interests to ever become important is absolutely forbidden.
887b. <s>It's a lie! Just look at Ichigo! How the hell does he get these wom-</s>. Please ignore the rantings of a clearly intoxicated captain with a history of poor decision making.
886. Captain Kyoraku does not have a harem composed of girls in glasses.
887a. Despite the number of current, former and substitute Shinigami with complicated love lives there is no correlation between the number of individuals in love with you and your importance as a character. Telling new Shinigami that they must have at least two romantic interests to ever become important is absolutely forbidden.
887b. <s>It's a lie! Just look at Ichigo! How the hell does he get these wom-</s>. Please ignore the rantings of a clearly intoxicated captain with a history of poor decision making.
888. You are not allowed to give yourself tentacles. You know who you are.
889. You may not barge into a captain's room in the middle of the night and demand the right to party.
889b. Even if you are drunk.
890. Do not get drunk before important meetings. You know who you are and the next that happens I will personally throw you into the drunk tank.
889. You may not barge into a captain's room in the middle of the night and demand the right to party.
889b. Even if you are drunk.
890. Do not get drunk before important meetings. You know who you are and the next that happens I will personally throw you into the drunk tank.