77.) The "Shoot first, shoot second, and when everyone is dead, then start asking questions" method is never advised.
77a.) Even if Kirk did it first.
78.) Gluing pieces of Borg to your skin and claiming you have been assimilated will not get you out of your assigned bridge duty.
78a.) The next person to do this will spend the next 48 hours confined to the Medical Bay and be subjected to various tests.
78b.) And yes, we know that several of the tests are extremely painful.
79.) Asking 7 of 9 if she would like any help practicing her 'bedroom skills' is not only stupid, but tends to piss off Commander Chakotay.
79a.) No, 7 of 9 can not use her nanobots to increase her breast size and you are not allowed to ask her this again.
79b.) No one is allowed to approach 7 of 9, unless it is work-related, under penalty to of a month in the brige.
80.) No, you may not use the holodecks to create female Starfleet officers and try to recreate the old Earth program "Girls Gone Wild".
80a.) Nor may you use the holodeck to pimp out the female officers to other officers.
80b.) We don't care if you share the profits from said ventures with us.
80c.) If we find you doing it again, we will ban you from ever using the holodecks again.