foesjoe said:
biigoh said:
I'm hearing worrying things about TF2;
That one must turn off one's brain or be lobotomized to enjoy the movie, as it's just shiny and has a semi-coherent plot that doesn't take its own internal continuity seriously and has tons of plotholes that are large enough that Devastator could walk out of them.
That it's not an actual Transformers movie (Transformers movie being a movie about Giant Badass Shapeshifting Robots with occasional human cameos, for reference see the Original Animated Transformers movie), that it's actually a movie about a college boy stuck in the middle of alot exploding stuff and crude juvenile toilet humor with cameos of shapeshifting robots.
TFF, reassure me. That this is a movie that won't make me cry. That this is a movie does not bring shame to the Transformers franchise.
That one must turn off one's brain or be lobotomized to enjoy the movie, as it's just shiny and has a semi-coherent plot that doesn't take its own internal continuity seriously and has tons of plotholes that are large enough that Devastator could walk out of them.
That it's not an actual Transformers movie (Transformers movie being a movie about Giant Badass Shapeshifting Robots with occasional human cameos, for reference see the Original Animated Transformers movie), that it's actually a movie about a college boy stuck in the middle of alot exploding stuff and crude juvenile toilet humor with cameos of shapeshifting robots.
TFF, reassure me. That this is a movie that won't make me cry. That this is a movie does not bring shame to the Transformers franchise.
Transformers 2 has about half an hour of robot fights, and two brain devouring, incredibly moronic hours of stupid juvenile jokes and drama so bad, a four year old could do it better.
And don't get me started on the plot holes and the stupid retcons.
DX
Damnit... I was going to go watch it.