Naruto Unique Power Ups R

Mercsenary

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#26
Naruto as Snake.

Sakura as Meryl or Sniper Wolf.

and just for the hell of it: Sasuke as Johnny Sasaki.
 

fitzgerald

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#27
For the Bleach and the Crack.

Or in other words how over the top can I go...

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Kakashi was annoyed.

No, Kakashi made a mental note to himself, make that seriously pissed the hell off.

Not at his Team of cute young Genin, well his team for the next few hours or so until they failed as always, for hiding their skills like good ninja should.

'Nope,' Kakashi thought to himself, 'I'm royally peeved at Internal Security. To miss the fact that both Naruto and Sasuke managed to pick up some serious training in kenjutsu is a serious breech.'

After all ignoring outside influences on the Last Uchiha or the Jinchuuriki would be foolish. Which raised the question of just who trained his students.

That Sakura's skill in kenjutsu had been hidden was more forgivable. After all until she joined Team 7 there was no reason to do a more serious examination of her beyond the Academy and Genin standard background check.

Fortunately however the only difference between today and yesterday was that Sasuke was armed with a long katana, Naruto had two swords, and Sakura a tanto of some sort.

'Geez,' Kakashi thought ironically. 'If I crack out White Fang we might just a match set. Oh wait that would require them to pass.'

"Yo," Kakashi called out in greeting using his usual deadpan voice.

.oOo.

"You'll have to come at me with the intent to kill," Kakashi concluded and with that spoke clearly. "Begin."

"Smash the heavens with your Saber of Light, Shiro Akuma!" Naruto shouted out with a fierce cry. "Defy Gravity with your Ax of the Sun, Red Comet! Shi-kai!"

The sheer force of chakra that Naruto unleashed with his battle cry stopped Kakashi from commenting on Naruto's decision not to hide.

The glowing sword of chakra in Naruto's right hand, and the chakra ax in Naruto's left grabbed Kakashi's immediate attention.

Those were some seriously powerful, but leaky, chakra weapons. Weapons Naruto obviously didn't mind paying the chakra costs for in the least.

"Hn," was Sasuke's disapproving reply. "If your pulling that out already."

"Unleash the true strength of a Super Saiyin, Trunks!" Sasuke roared as a golden chakra suddenly surrounded him and his sword. "Shi-kai!"

"Sasuke-kun," Sakura said her voice ringing with excitement. "Since you've shown me your power I must show you mine."

"Fang of the true Vampire come forth! Releasing Control Art Restriction Systems to Level six, five, four, three. Cromwell Approval until enemy has been defeated." Sakura stated coldly. "Shi-kai!"

'The Hell?' was Kakashi's only thought before he had to begin rapidly dodging his students attacks.

.oOo.

"So Kakashi did they pass?" Asuma called out in greeting inside the bar frequented by Jounin Sensei's.

A fifty percent discount on booze for Jounin Sensei's was nothing to sneeze at, or not take advantage of after all.

Kakashi merely raised his one visible eye up limply and groaned.

"Damn what did the Uchiha pull out to get you in that state," Kurenai swore in shock.

Kakashi was no longer pristine. In fact his clothing was in shreds, scorch marks were plentiful, and his flack jacket was badly mauled.

The less said about the remains of his hair the better.

"Massively powerful monkey," Kakashi stated as he made his way to the bar. "Uzumaki pulled out Giant Robots. As for Hanuro. When the hell did they bind a demonic spirit like that? Not to mention why they didn't use it against the Kyuubi."
 

zeebee1

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#28
You know, you should probably be a bit more clear for those of us who are to lazy to check wikipedia.
 

voidseeker

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#29
naruto used gundams (and a specialized zaku)
sauske used trunks in ozaro form
and sakura used alucard in his fully unreleased form (i think)
 

zeebee1

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#30
Trunks doesn't have a monkey form. He doesn't even have a tail.
 

estaog

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#31
Kakashi observed the two genin-hopefuls sitting against the brick wall that ran the length of training ground seventeen. They'd probably shown up at 8 o'clock just like the note he'd given Iruka had told them, and that was nearly two hours ago.

The first one, Uchiha Sasuke was dressed oddly. If he'd been asked to describe the boy in a single sentence, Kakashi would have gone with, "he's veryà green." And he was. Green was the predominant color of Sasuke's outfit: green shoes, green shirt, green jacket, green scarf, and green hat complete with green plant on the front. The only things not green about his clothing were the golden buckles fastening his shoes and his black pants. He also seemed to be muttering Sakura nervously when he wasn't glancing around the training ground in a paranoid manner.

The girl, Sakura, was dressed in a yellow jumpsuit with no sleeves and short legs. Red and white striped leggings and similarly patterned sleeves covered her limbs. The outfit was completed by yellow gloves and a pair of bright, shiny red boots with yellow laces. She had what could be mistaken for a pleasant smile on her face if not for the fact that her face had been painted all white with a large, creepy facsimile of a smile done around her mouth in red.

The third member was missing. Kakashi briefly wondered if he had gotten tired of waiting and left, but Uzumaki Naruto's dream of being a ninja was well known to anybody in the village who owned a set of ears. Something so simple as a teacher being two hours late wouldn't deter him in the slightest. After a few minutes of debating internally, Kakashi decided to introduce himself to the two that were already there and wait for the third.

With a quick shunshin, the jounin was before his students. Sasuke jumped near out of his skin, turning his body away from Kakashi and all but curled up into a protective ball while still managing to glare suspicously at him. Sakura merely continued to smile.

"I am Hatake Kakashi, your jounin instructor," Kakashi introduced himself. "Aaà aren't there supposed to be three of you?"

Any answer he might have gotten was interrupted by the brick wall between the two genin exploding outward. As soon as the dust settled, Kakashi saw the third member of the team standing amongst the rubble clad in blue shorts and a red shirt with a black smiley face printed on it. The pitcher of red liquid he was holding was certainly out of place and the blonde's own smile could only be described as manic.

"Oh yeah!" the blonde shouted.

"Oà. K," Kakashi managed after a few seconds of stunned silence.

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Sasuke as Lucky, the Lucky Charms mascot. The bell test probably would have had him laughing maniacally at the prospect of stealing someone else's "Lucky Charms" for a change.

Sakura as Ms. McDonald. I couldn't come up with any female food mascots until I remembered the female Ronald McDonald cosplay pics I'd seen.

Naruto as the Kool-Aid Guy. He will burst through any wall when he's least expected. Oh yeah!
 

fitzgerald

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#32
zeebee1 said:
Trunks doesn't have a monkey form. He doesn't even have a tail.
No Trunk cuts off or has his tail removed.

Saiyans and Human - Saiyans are capable of the Ozaro transformation. Provided they still have their tail of course.

As for the Gundam reference, think first series. More spefically the two main pilots.

For the Crack! I decided to make fictional anime and manga characters into Zankuptos from Bleach.

Ciao
 

DhampyrX2

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#33
Well Kakashi's first impression of his Genin team, for the couple of hours it would take them to fail anyway, was that they might surprise him. Showing up in matching black hakamas like that spoke of good potential teamwork. Even if Uzumaki Naruto decided to add a partially shredded white haori with the kanji for "11" in the back left open over his for some reason.

Of course that was the only good thing he could think as he looked over the team. Everything else was just too strange to deal with.

First off was Naruto himself, who had his normally spiky blond hair teased out beyond reason in a manner that Kakashi was certain had his sensei, Naruto's father, spinning in his grave. He didn't know what was worse about the look, really. The bells tied to the end or each spike or the eyepatch that just made the young Genin hopeful look insane.

Nest to Naruto, and with a surprisingly... subservient yet still proud posture, was Uchiha Sasuke. Sasuke apparently had decided to take a turn for the ridiculous as well with the strange multi-colored flair added to his right eyebrow.

Finally there was the most normal of the trio, and Kakashi was using the term loosely, in the form of Haruno Sakura. Minus her matching outfit she seemed somewhat like her file indicated. Well, if you didn't take into account her resting comfortable on Naruto's shoulder despite actually being taller than him. And for some reason Kakashi though her cheeks looked particularly rosy today compared to her graduation picture taken earlier in the week.

Actually, on closer inspection it looked like all three were carrying swords as well.

He was about to introduce himself and outline the purpose of his test when Naruto looked up from whatever Sakura was happily babbling on about and looked Kakashi in the eye. In that moment, the elite Jounin could swear he was looking his very death in the face as it felt hard to breathe. He felt as if his fight or flight instincts would kick in any moment before the feeling sudden passed as Naruto smirked and said, "It's about time you showed up. I was getting bored waiting around for a good fight."

Kakashi was at a loss for words on how to respond to that, especially when Sakura started to giggle and cheer because "Naru-chan" could finally have some fun. Just as the Jounin was about ask if this was some sort of prank Sasuke let out what could almost be called a girlish squawk as he shouted, "You have to be one of the UGLIEST things I've ever seen. That horrendous green of your vest. The sloppy angle to your hitae-ate. Taicho I beg of you, let me be the one to remove him."

It actually took a herculean effort on Kakashi's part not to facefault at Sasuke's words. Ok let's add Fugaku, Mikoto, and possibly Obito turning over in their graves too. Although with Obito it's probably to roll over laughing, Kakashi mentally added with a wince. Still the rather foppish behavior of the last loyal Uchiha gave Kakashi enough mental footing to introduce himself and explain the rules of the test to the trio. He didn't even bother to wonder why Sasuke, the rookie of the year, was calling the dead last of the class "taicho."

"Yay! That sounds like a fun game doesn't it Naru-chan?" Sakura asked as she watched Kakashi with a happy grin while continuing to cling to Naruto's back.

"With this guy it sounds like less than my morning warm-up's. go ahead and know yourself out, Sasuke. It he's actually good enough to make it though you I might be wrong about him, Naruto replied with a snort.

Kakashi would admit to feeling a sting to him pride as a shinobi as he watch the arrogant little snot with bells in his hair of all things dismiss him. "I think you're grossly overestimating yourselves," Kakashi growled as he prepared to teach these brats a lesson they would never forget.

He would come to regret those words a few moments later as Sasuke drew his sword and said, "Sake, Fuji Kujaku!"

From there it was mostly pain and evasion until Naruto started laughing and declared Kakashi might be worth his time after all to last that long. The last thing the white-haired Jounin remembered before waking up in the hospital was Naruto drawing a very chipped and jagged katana from his scabbard and charging him.

But, on the plus side, at least he had plenty of time to read while he was recovering from the cuts and broken bones. And he was sure Anko would enjoy being the substitute Jounin for those bloodthirsty psychos.

Now if only the medic-nins could figure out a way to take care of the bite marks in his skull from Sakura...



*****


Naruto as Zaraki Kenpachi.

Sakura as Kusajishi Yachiru.

Sasuke as Ayasegawa Yumichika.

Well, if nothing else they'll make a cohesive team. :snigger:
 

Lord of Bones

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#34
Hatake Kakashi blinked in disbelief as he looked at his prospective students. The sheer absurdity of the situation didn't escape him - Team 7 was nothing like he'd expected.

The Uchiha scion was dressed in black, which was nothing out of the ordinary. What he didn't expect was for Sasuke to be wearing a sleeveless black robe that left the left portion of his chest bare and a shark-like grin. It was the boy's hair that stunned him though - were those blue flames?

The Haruno girl's outfit was fairly normal, being a red shirt and trousers combination (though the black cape and white gloves were a tad out of place). The fireball that she was casually juggling however, wasn't.

Still, it was the Kyuubi jinchuuriki that unnerved him the most, though. The boy was wearing long, flowing black robes and cloak, with a horned cowl that left his gaunt-looking face bare. The green-orbed staff he carried had a haughty-looking raven perched on it. The coldly regal expression on his face made Kakashi want to shudder - there was no hint of joviality on that face.

As he outlined the test and gave them the go-ahead to start attacking him, he felt slightly ashamed of himself. They were just kids and he was an elite jounin. He had nothing to fear from them.

That train of thought came to an end as the pink-haired girl hurled the fireball she was juggling. While he easily avoided it, he didn't avaoid the explosion that sent him flying back several feet. As he landed, he barely heard the Uchiha's shout of 'Time to turn up the heat!' and thus narrowly avoided the pillar of fire that nearly fried him alive.

He dashed toward the as-yet unresponsive Naruto, expecting to take out at least one possible threat. That is, until eerie green fire roared to life around the boy, shrouding him in burning heat. The boy's expression turned sinister as the fire blazed. 'Now shall you deal with me, o Copy-Ninja, and all the powers of Hell!' spat the boy as the green flames exploded. Kakashi barely had time to whimper before a massive black dragon towered over him, deadly flames escaping its fanged maw.

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Naruto - Maleficent (Sleeping Beauty), complete with wardrobe, Diablo, lightning, flames and shapeshifting.
Sasuke - Hades (Hercules) plus salesmens' drawl.
Sakura - Lina Inverse (Slayers) with hair-trigger temper.
 

kingdark

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#35
The golden trio!

Sakura is Hermione
Sasuke is Ron
And Naruto is Harry :p (actually there IS a story where the GT is reborn in these three in that order, I can't remember the link though, does anyone know?)
 

fitzgerald

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#36
kingdark said:
The golden trio!

Sakura is Hermione
Sasuke is Ron
And Naruto is Harry :p (actually there IS a story where the GT is reborn in these three in that order, I can't remember the link though, does anyone know?)
Bah make it more interesting.

Sakura is Ron
Sasuke is Harry
and
Naruto is Hermione

Ciao
 

Oathsblood

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#37
fitzgerald said:
kingdark said:
The golden trio!

Sakura is Hermione
Sasuke is Ron
And Naruto is Harry :p (actually there IS a story where the GT is reborn in these three in that order, I can't remember the link though, does anyone know?)
Bah make it more interesting.

Sakura is Ron
Sasuke is Harry
and
Naruto is Hermione

Ciao
Hell Yahe! I would love to see that.

Oh, and the golden trio story is called "Reclaiming Life"

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2502332/1/Reclaiming_Life
 

kingdark

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#39
Oathsblood said:
fitzgerald said:
kingdark said:
The golden trio!

Sakura is Hermione
Sasuke is Ron
And Naruto is Harry :p (actually there IS a story where the GT is reborn in these three in that order, I can't remember the link though, does anyone know?)
Bah make it more interesting.

Sakura is Ron
Sasuke is Harry
and
Naruto is Hermione

Ciao
Hell Yahe! I would love to see that.

Oh, and the golden trio story is called "Reclaiming Life"

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2502332/1/Reclaiming_Life
Thanks
 

CatOnFire

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#40
DhampyrX2 said:
Naruto as Zaraki Kenpachi.
Sakura as Kusajishi Yachiru.
Sasuke as Ayasegawa Yumichika.

Well, if nothing else they'll make a cohesive team. :snigger:
I was about to do the same but have Kohonamaru with his hair dyed pink as Yachiru. Sasuke would have been Shunsui Kyraku and Sakura would have been Rangiku Matsumoto.
 

kingdragon

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#41
Tim 'The Toolman' Taylor! Sasuke

Burt Gummer! Naruto

Creepy psychic girl from FEAR who got therapy and Prozac! Sakura.
 

Skwissgar

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#42
kingdragon said:
Tim 'The Toolman' Taylor! Sasuke

Burt Gummer! Naruto

Creepy psychic girl from FEAR who got therapy and Prozac! Sakura.
I believe the girl you are refering to is Alma from the game F.E.A.R.

And did I mention that Alma also scares the shit outa me in that game.
 

estaog

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#43
blargh said:
I believe the girl you are refering to is Alma from the game F.E.A.R.

And did I mention that Alma also scares the shit outa me in that game.
Things I've learned from popular culture #142: Eight year old girls are creepy and are most likely some sort of malevolent spirit whose intent is to kill me, my family, my friends, and that guy who was behind me at the grocery store last week.
 

zeebee1

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#44
From the One Piece Idea Sakura would have to be Kalifa. At least she'd get into the habit of feeling the other girls up.
 
#45
zeebee1 said:
From the One Piece Idea Sakura would have to be Kalifa. At least she'd get into the habit of feeling the other girls up.
and when Kakashi talks to her it'll be sexual harassment
 

zeebee1

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#46
Not that it matters. Kalifa never had any authority. She had caouple of tricks. But a simple suiton jutsu and she's harmless. In other words, she's all talk. Besides, I doubt there's such a thing as discrimination in this particular work force. As long as Kakashi doesn't try to rape her there's nothing she can do.

In this particular scenario only Naruto and Sasuke would get an uber power up.
 

iota0000

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#47
I love these things. I've been laughing for quite a while now.
 

voidseeker

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#48
Kakashi always knew that Naruto was a little odd. What with his starting a disciplinary committee which in his own mind was little more than having kids write down minor infractions to turn into the Hokage. Not that he minded Naruto did some good with "The List" as Naruto called it.

Kakashi wasn't privy to what had occured to change Naruto from the loud laughing little boy to the slightly frosty young man he was now but he couldn't deny the change didn't help his ninja career. Although his choice of clothing STILL wasn't the best for stealth. Slicked back blond hair accompanied by a slightly tattered jacket with black slacks and a dark blue top with a white cross.

Seeing what he was seeing in front of him though was even odder than the blond alone. Watching his new team from the safety of a nearby tree he noticed the differences from what yesterday brought and today.

Sauske forgoing his usual shorts, and high collard shirt now was bare chested save for a dark purple vest with the Uchiha Fan displayed on the back, black pants and calf high black boots and had taken to ending all his sentences with the phrase "ya know?". Layed gently on the ground next to him was a oddly crafted staff that looked to be used often. It was a little odd to say the least...he was sure the council wouldn't be pleased with the change.

The loud mouthed fangirl that he remembered as Sakura seemed to have an accident of some sort and now sported an eye patch. A blue long sleeved button up shirt and a pair of darker blue slacks with the same glossy black boots as Sauske was what she was wearing a huge change from her bike shorts and red dress of yesterday. Kakashi chopped her use of one word phrases and husky sounding voice to laryngitis.

Turning his attention to Naruto he was met with a cold stare. Noticing that he had been so caught up in his observations that he had been caught he dropped down from the branch and approached the three.

"Special Jonin Hatake Kakashi, you are 37 minutes late. Sakura! Add our 'esteemed' instructor to "The List."

Sakura nodding pulled out a notebook and scribbled hastily into it.

Kakashi sighed to himself as he knew the consequeses of what your name on "The List" meant...looks like the next installment of icha icha might have to wait.


*****

Sauske: Rajin
Sakura: Fujin
Naruto: Seifer Almasy

All from Final Fantasy 8
 

goldenwolfeye

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#49
Kakashi always knew that Naruto was a little odd. What with his starting a disciplinary committee which in his own mind was little more than having kids write down minor infractions to turn into the Hokage. Not that he minded Naruto did some good with "The List" as Naruto called it.

Kakashi wasn't privy to what had occured to change Naruto from the loud laughing little boy to the slightly frosty young man he was now but he couldn't deny the change didn't help his ninja career. Although his choice of clothing STILL wasn't the best for stealth. Slicked back blond hair accompanied by a slightly tattered jacket with black slacks and a dark blue top with a white cross.

Seeing what he was seeing in front of him though was even odder than the blond alone. Watching his new team from the safety of a nearby tree he noticed the differences from what yesterday brought and today.

Sauske forgoing his usual shorts, and high collard shirt now was bare chested save for a dark purple vest with the Uchiha Fan displayed on the back, black pants and calf high black boots and had taken to ending all his sentences with the phrase "ya know?". Layed gently on the ground next to him was a oddly crafted staff that looked to be used often. It was a little odd to say the least...he was sure the council wouldn't be pleased with the change.

The loud mouthed fangirl that he remembered as Sakura seemed to have an accident of some sort and now sported an eye patch. A blue long sleeved button up shirt and a pair of darker blue slacks with the same glossy black boots as Sauske was what she was wearing a huge change from her bike shorts and red dress of yesterday. Kakashi chopped her use of one word phrases and husky sounding voice to laryngitis.

Turning his attention to Naruto he was met with a cold stare. Noticing that he had been so caught up in his observations that he had been caught he dropped down from the branch and approached the three.

"Special Jonin Hatake Kakashi, you are 37 minutes late. Sakura! Add our 'esteemed' instructor to "The List."

Sakura nodding pulled out a notebook and scribbled hastily into it.

Kakashi sighed to himself as he knew the consequeses of what your name on "The List" meant...looks like the next installment of icha icha might have to wait.
:mellow: Umm whu be iz thez
 

voidseeker

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#50
...what?

i mean i got what you were getting at but please make it legible
 
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