Naruto Unique Power Ups R
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had a funny thought
Sakura as jiggly puff
sasuke as charmender
naruto as eevee
note: takedown is a reckless attack that also hurts the user, I can see naruto/eevee using that attack. Another note is that I considered ninetails (i hink that is the pokemons name that has a horselike appearnce) but that was too clichÚ
Sakura as jiggly puff
sasuke as charmender
naruto as eevee
note: takedown is a reckless attack that also hurts the user, I can see naruto/eevee using that attack. Another note is that I considered ninetails (i hink that is the pokemons name that has a horselike appearnce) but that was too clichÚ
Unrelated question, but I haven't followed the latest pokÚmon hyps for a couple of years despite the advertising.
I still like to play it as a ROM version on my computer since I can save (does that count as cheating??!!?)
whenever I want? :mmm:
Now, what I wanted to know is that is there a pokÚmon game that takes all the pokÚmon with each addition, and merges it all into one single game? (ignoring the fact that there are differences in pokÚmon red & blue for example)
:huh.:
I still like to play it as a ROM version on my computer since I can save (does that count as cheating??!!?)
whenever I want
? :mmm: Now, what I wanted to know is that is there a pokÚmon game that takes all the pokÚmon with each addition, and merges it all into one single game? (ignoring the fact that there are differences in pokÚmon red & blue for example)
:huh.:
Huh. I've probably done waaaay too many of these things.
...
Here's another.
=====
Kakashi sighed, looking at Obito's name yet again on the memorial. Yet another gennin team he ought to fail...really, was the Hokage not getting the hint? The Academy was not doing its job when producing shinobi, and until it managed to produce an acceptable team...unfortunately, he was probably going to have to come up with an excuse to pass this one. Heh. They want to wave around the 'Last Uchiha' like some sort of banner, hoping to prove that we still have the might of the Uchiha behind us. Of course, it's going to be transparent to anyone that bothers to take a closer look, but whatever...
Giving the memorial a jaunty wave, he vanished in a cloud of leaves.
---
Oooookaaaaay... Kakashi reflected as he viewed his team, a small sweatdrop rolling down the side of his face. This...might be hard to pass.
Naruto had taken to wearing some sort of bizarre long jacket Kakashi had never seen anything like before, as well as a hat the served no practical purpose he could see...he vaguely remembered seeing something similar when he'd been off on an assassination mission...what was it called? Ah, yes...a fedora. Both, of course, were orange...though a much more subdued tone in general. He looked uncharacteristically serious, looking over Kakashi with a solemn expression, as if he was trying to deduce something about him. Why do I get the sensation, though, he's just a dumbass? Kakashi thought to himself, another couple of sweatdrops following the path of the first.
Sakura, on the other hand, seemed to have given herself a haircut, her hair parted down the middle. Instead of wearing her more feminine outfit from before, she was wearing a much more practical set of clothes, a skirt made out of some sort of tough-loooking blue material (which, Kakashi noted sadly, came complete with a pair of pants beneath, thus guaranteeing that there would be no panty shots), a black shirt with long white sleeves and thin blue stripes, and a vest that seemeed to be made out of whatever the material her skirt had been made from. Though the strangely confident smirk on her face was a far cry from her attitude yesterday...maybe she'd gotten laid?
And Sasuke...was looking at him nervously, a far cry from the stoic persona he'd been displaying yesterday. His clothes didn't look suitable for combat in the slightest; he was wearing some sort of nice-looking black pants and a white, button-down shirt, with the top couple of buttons undone. He seemed to be in a state of shock, and Kakashi frowned, irritated...obviously, his recovery from whatever he'd gone through the night that Itachi had killed his clan wasn't as complete as he had been so blithely assured. Damn it, this kid needs help, not to be some trophy...he's just going to break. After I flunk these kids, I'm going to go tell certain people that they can sit on it.
As he observed, of course, he had been giving the typical speech...no need to waste time, right? Well. More time. "...so, if you want to pass, come at me with intent to kill!"
He sighed inwardly as Naruto frowned, Sasuke visibly flinched, and Sakura's smirk just grew. These kids are nowhere nea- HOLY SHIT! Barely dodging Sakura's strike, he noticed out of the corner of his eye that Sasuke was running away in a state of panick, while Naruto had simply vanished. He had no time to think about it, however, as he frantically dodged, used kawamari, and even resorted to shunshin more times that he'd ever thought he'd have to, his Sharingan bared out of sheer necessity. He simply couldn't keep up with her superhuman speed and strength...and he got the sensation she was just toying with him.
"Feh! You're not worth my time," Sakura said, her lip curled dismissively. Before he could protest, her arm snaked forward, grabbing him by the vest, and hurling him over her shoulder. She watched with satisfaction as he disappeared into the treeline...then frowned. "Shit! I forgot about the bells...dammit, guess I'll have to go...retrieve them. I guess I can play a little bit longer..."
---
Kakashi ran like his life depended on it. He was pretty sure Sakura would realize she'd forgotten about the bells anytime now, and he had no desire to try taking her on again. Damn it, when will I learn to keep my mouth shut? Obviously, they sent some sort of super-gennin after me...hell, she's probably upper jounin level. I guess that's one way to pass the Uchiha...use a plant to help them pass the test.
Suddenly, he heard some sort of strange, repetitive whirring noise, and began to look around for the source. Just as he glanced up, it shut off, and he was treated to the site of a trenchcoat-clad Naruto falling from the skies headfirst. Just as he was about to rescue him, the blonde-haired gennin shouted out, "Go-Go-Gadget Springs!" Stunned by this apparent randomness, Kakashi's mind was blown as a giant spring popped out of Naruto's head, allowing him to land with...well, okay, minimal problems, he corrected himself mentally as Naruto wound up in a tangled mess on the ground.
Rising to his feet, Naruto cleared his throat. "I, Inspector Uzumaki, am here to take those bells! Surrender peacefully, and I won't have to get rough with you!"
Kakashi blinked. Okay, Sakura was apparently a creidble threat, but he refused to believe this could be...no matter where he could make springs grow out of.
---
Kakashi was busy running away from that absolute freak of nature back there. Okay, he wasn't as fast, mean, or vicious as Sakura, but...but...what the hell?! Was the blonde some sort of experiment left over from Orochimaru? His neck, legs, and arms would extend at random, he ha started shooting around on some sort wheeled contraption at velocities he self-evidently couldn't control, and it seemed that even Naruto didn't know what all was going to pop out next! He'd barely made out it alive, dammit!
Suddenly, he noticed a bit of white...looked like the Uchiha was sitting at the bottom of a tree, hiding, his fingers clenching his arms desperately as he stared at the ground. Hearing something, he looked up into Kakashi's eyes. Kakashi couldn't help but feel a little sympathetic for the kid...he obviously wasn't cut out for ninja duty. As he was about to say something, Sasuke said something under his breath he couldn't quite make out. "What was that?
"...I...I musn't run away..."
As Sasuke began to repeat it like a mantra, Kakashi shook his head sadly. This was the end of the Uchiha? Well, okay, the ones still loyal to Konoha anyways...
"...musn'trunawaymusn'trunawaymusn'trunaway..."
Suddenly, Sasuke's eyes hardened, looking at Kakashi...more specifically, at the kunai still held in his hand. Before the Copycat Ninja could put away to comfort him, Sasuke leapt at him, his arms flailing wildly. This was just pathetic...
Sasuke stopped for a moment, panting...his arms swinging loosely at his sides...and then, suddenly, his eyes blazed white, he lunged at Kakashi, and the next thing Kakashi knew, he was facing a giant purple monster, whose arm was smashing down at him. "Oh...FUCK."
=====
Sakura: Android 18 (DBZ)
Naruto: Inspector Gadget (Inspector Gadget)
Sasuke: Shinji Ikari/Unit-01
:evil:
This theme was, hopefully obviously, cyborgs. Hopefully I did a good job with Android 18...I never watched much DBZ, so I don't have much of a feel for her character. Anyways...hope you enjoyed!
...
Here's another.
=====
Kakashi sighed, looking at Obito's name yet again on the memorial. Yet another gennin team he ought to fail...really, was the Hokage not getting the hint? The Academy was not doing its job when producing shinobi, and until it managed to produce an acceptable team...unfortunately, he was probably going to have to come up with an excuse to pass this one. Heh. They want to wave around the 'Last Uchiha' like some sort of banner, hoping to prove that we still have the might of the Uchiha behind us. Of course, it's going to be transparent to anyone that bothers to take a closer look, but whatever...
Giving the memorial a jaunty wave, he vanished in a cloud of leaves.
---
Oooookaaaaay... Kakashi reflected as he viewed his team, a small sweatdrop rolling down the side of his face. This...might be hard to pass.
Naruto had taken to wearing some sort of bizarre long jacket Kakashi had never seen anything like before, as well as a hat the served no practical purpose he could see...he vaguely remembered seeing something similar when he'd been off on an assassination mission...what was it called? Ah, yes...a fedora. Both, of course, were orange...though a much more subdued tone in general. He looked uncharacteristically serious, looking over Kakashi with a solemn expression, as if he was trying to deduce something about him. Why do I get the sensation, though, he's just a dumbass? Kakashi thought to himself, another couple of sweatdrops following the path of the first.
Sakura, on the other hand, seemed to have given herself a haircut, her hair parted down the middle. Instead of wearing her more feminine outfit from before, she was wearing a much more practical set of clothes, a skirt made out of some sort of tough-loooking blue material (which, Kakashi noted sadly, came complete with a pair of pants beneath, thus guaranteeing that there would be no panty shots), a black shirt with long white sleeves and thin blue stripes, and a vest that seemeed to be made out of whatever the material her skirt had been made from. Though the strangely confident smirk on her face was a far cry from her attitude yesterday...maybe she'd gotten laid?
And Sasuke...was looking at him nervously, a far cry from the stoic persona he'd been displaying yesterday. His clothes didn't look suitable for combat in the slightest; he was wearing some sort of nice-looking black pants and a white, button-down shirt, with the top couple of buttons undone. He seemed to be in a state of shock, and Kakashi frowned, irritated...obviously, his recovery from whatever he'd gone through the night that Itachi had killed his clan wasn't as complete as he had been so blithely assured. Damn it, this kid needs help, not to be some trophy...he's just going to break. After I flunk these kids, I'm going to go tell certain people that they can sit on it.
As he observed, of course, he had been giving the typical speech...no need to waste time, right? Well. More time. "...so, if you want to pass, come at me with intent to kill!"
He sighed inwardly as Naruto frowned, Sasuke visibly flinched, and Sakura's smirk just grew. These kids are nowhere nea- HOLY SHIT! Barely dodging Sakura's strike, he noticed out of the corner of his eye that Sasuke was running away in a state of panick, while Naruto had simply vanished. He had no time to think about it, however, as he frantically dodged, used kawamari, and even resorted to shunshin more times that he'd ever thought he'd have to, his Sharingan bared out of sheer necessity. He simply couldn't keep up with her superhuman speed and strength...and he got the sensation she was just toying with him.
"Feh! You're not worth my time," Sakura said, her lip curled dismissively. Before he could protest, her arm snaked forward, grabbing him by the vest, and hurling him over her shoulder. She watched with satisfaction as he disappeared into the treeline...then frowned. "Shit! I forgot about the bells...dammit, guess I'll have to go...retrieve them. I guess I can play a little bit longer..."
---
Kakashi ran like his life depended on it. He was pretty sure Sakura would realize she'd forgotten about the bells anytime now, and he had no desire to try taking her on again. Damn it, when will I learn to keep my mouth shut? Obviously, they sent some sort of super-gennin after me...hell, she's probably upper jounin level. I guess that's one way to pass the Uchiha...use a plant to help them pass the test.
Suddenly, he heard some sort of strange, repetitive whirring noise, and began to look around for the source. Just as he glanced up, it shut off, and he was treated to the site of a trenchcoat-clad Naruto falling from the skies headfirst. Just as he was about to rescue him, the blonde-haired gennin shouted out, "Go-Go-Gadget Springs!" Stunned by this apparent randomness, Kakashi's mind was blown as a giant spring popped out of Naruto's head, allowing him to land with...well, okay, minimal problems, he corrected himself mentally as Naruto wound up in a tangled mess on the ground.
Rising to his feet, Naruto cleared his throat. "I, Inspector Uzumaki, am here to take those bells! Surrender peacefully, and I won't have to get rough with you!"
Kakashi blinked. Okay, Sakura was apparently a creidble threat, but he refused to believe this could be...no matter where he could make springs grow out of.
---
Kakashi was busy running away from that absolute freak of nature back there. Okay, he wasn't as fast, mean, or vicious as Sakura, but...but...what the hell?! Was the blonde some sort of experiment left over from Orochimaru? His neck, legs, and arms would extend at random, he ha started shooting around on some sort wheeled contraption at velocities he self-evidently couldn't control, and it seemed that even Naruto didn't know what all was going to pop out next! He'd barely made out it alive, dammit!
Suddenly, he noticed a bit of white...looked like the Uchiha was sitting at the bottom of a tree, hiding, his fingers clenching his arms desperately as he stared at the ground. Hearing something, he looked up into Kakashi's eyes. Kakashi couldn't help but feel a little sympathetic for the kid...he obviously wasn't cut out for ninja duty. As he was about to say something, Sasuke said something under his breath he couldn't quite make out. "What was that?
"...I...I musn't run away..."
As Sasuke began to repeat it like a mantra, Kakashi shook his head sadly. This was the end of the Uchiha? Well, okay, the ones still loyal to Konoha anyways...
"...musn'trunawaymusn'trunawaymusn'trunaway..."
Suddenly, Sasuke's eyes hardened, looking at Kakashi...more specifically, at the kunai still held in his hand. Before the Copycat Ninja could put away to comfort him, Sasuke leapt at him, his arms flailing wildly. This was just pathetic...
Sasuke stopped for a moment, panting...his arms swinging loosely at his sides...and then, suddenly, his eyes blazed white, he lunged at Kakashi, and the next thing Kakashi knew, he was facing a giant purple monster, whose arm was smashing down at him. "Oh...FUCK."
=====
Sakura: Android 18 (DBZ)
Naruto: Inspector Gadget (Inspector Gadget)
Sasuke: Shinji Ikari/Unit-01
:evil:
This theme was, hopefully obviously, cyborgs. Hopefully I did a good job with Android 18...I never watched much DBZ, so I don't have much of a feel for her character. Anyways...hope you enjoyed!
Indeed. The women better run for their poopers, er, panties. Wrong short pervert.
Either way, that's three perverts in one team, and one old crone in a younger body.
By the way, now I have the image of Hinako!Sakura, though I'd rather see that applied to other kunoichi.
Hmm...
Konatsu!Naruto (With the Oiroke no Jutsu, the trap-ness is scary)
Mousse!Sasuke
Kodachi!Sakura (Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho!)
The only issue I have here is that Mousse!Sasuke is throwing off Tenten's groove.
Tenten: No! You threw off my groove.
Neji: I'm sorry, but you have thrown off the Empress' groove.
*Sasuke is thrown off the Hokage Monument*
Sasuke: Sorry!
That, and given that Kodachi!Sakura's going to be running around in leotards, she's probably going to have Lee chasing after her more than usual.
Either way, that's three perverts in one team, and one old crone in a younger body.
By the way, now I have the image of Hinako!Sakura, though I'd rather see that applied to other kunoichi.
Hmm...
Konatsu!Naruto (With the Oiroke no Jutsu, the trap-ness is scary)
Mousse!Sasuke
Kodachi!Sakura (Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho!)
The only issue I have here is that Mousse!Sasuke is throwing off Tenten's groove.
Tenten: No! You threw off my groove.
Neji: I'm sorry, but you have thrown off the Empress' groove.
*Sasuke is thrown off the Hokage Monument*
Sasuke: Sorry!
That, and given that Kodachi!Sakura's going to be running around in leotards, she's probably going to have Lee chasing after her more than usual.
Don't know if I had said this before but:
X-villan team7
Juggernaut!Naruto- either the one that's done or a newer version. (just because I want to hear him say, 'I'm the Juggernaught/ruto BITCH!' again.)
Magneto!Sasuke- both are a little emo (at least in my mind)
Mystque!Sakura- any version hopefully the comic book version but the movie version was pretty hot too.
X-team 7
Cyclops!Sasuke- Come on I've never seen any X-hero so emo than Scott Summers.
Jean Grey/Pheonix!Sakura- To please the SasuSaku fans. (I guess)
Wolverine!Naruto- Both have an animalistic qualities.
X-villan team7
Juggernaut!Naruto- either the one that's done or a newer version. (just because I want to hear him say, 'I'm the Juggernaught/ruto BITCH!' again.)
Magneto!Sasuke- both are a little emo (at least in my mind)
Mystque!Sakura- any version hopefully the comic book version but the movie version was pretty hot too.
X-team 7
Cyclops!Sasuke- Come on I've never seen any X-hero so emo than Scott Summers.
Jean Grey/Pheonix!Sakura- To please the SasuSaku fans. (I guess)
Wolverine!Naruto- Both have an animalistic qualities.
Kakashi looked down at his team, wondering how they could have changed so much overnight.
Sasuke was dressed in a black three piece suit, and had somehow grown a goatee overnight. With his hair slicked back like it was, he looked like some millionaire playboy, but the truly odd thing was the metal briefcase in his hands.
Naruto had shed the orange jumpsuit, for something similar and yet different. Now he wore a one piece jumpsuit with his last name stitched over his left breast and "Nine Tails" over the right. The only other marking on the suit was a stylized image of a roaring wolf's head flanked on either side by gray and black feathered wings.
Kakashi turned his attention to the young brunette girl chatting amicably with the others. With her wavy black hair and dark brown eyes, she looked nothing like the yound fangirl he had met the day before, but her chakra signature matched Sakura's exactly. What didn't match was her new outfit, a blue one piece body suit with strange metal bands crossing over her chest and thighs.
Kakashi dropped down warily and explained his test. "Come at me with intent to kill, or you'll never get a bell. Begin!"
What a mistake that was.
Sasuke pushed off the tree and touched the kunoichi's shoulder. "You mind?"
Sakura shrugged. "You two get going. I can hold him for a while."
Naruto nodded in appreciation as the two boys dashed into the woods. Kakashi scrutinized his student. "You look different, Sakura. Do something new with your hair?"
"Henge has nothing on nanotech." She smiled cryptically. "Now, we just gotta get a bell right?"
"That's right, but what hope does a cute little genin have of taking on her jonin sensei all by herself."
"I'll manage," She grinned, activating a strange mechanism on her right wrist. "Going turbo." She whispered as golden energy began to seep from the metal bands on her outfit into her body. "Let's play tag." She grinned before blasting across the field at an insane speed. Kakashi just managed to dodge out the way as her fist pulverized a tree he'd been standing in front of seconds before. "I'll be it."
***
Kakashi fell back panting, his lone sharingan eye revealed just to dodge Sakura's blinding speed and insane strength. Finally the girl flipped away holding a hand to her ear, listening a moment before powering down. "You've been a lot of fun Kakashi sensei. See ya later" With that, she shimmered and vanished.
Before he could revel in newfound good fortune a figure, clad in red and gold armor, descended into the clearing hovering a few feet off the ground. "Hello Kakashi. We can do this the easy way, or the hard way."
"Sasuke?" The cycloptic nin gaped as the youth extended a hand.
"Wait. You already authorized lethal force." Kakashi paled, almost hearing the sadistic grin in the computer synthesized voice. "Hard way it is."
Konoha's copy nin frantically scrambled away as the last Uchiha began to rain bolts of energy on him without any signs of burning chakra. The jonins own projectile weapons bounced harmlessly off the mysterious metal, Sasuke's altitude nullified his taijutsu, and the younger shinobi's own maneuverability let him dance out of the way of Kakashi's jutsus.
At least it can't get any worse. Kakashi thought, dodging another burst of repulser fire. Wait a minute. Where's Naruto?
Kakashi's answer came in the form of a sleek shadow that blotted out the sun and a deafening cacophany of sound. Looking behind the armor clad genin, the jonin nearly pissed himself at the sight of an odd machine just hanging there, apparently supported by the rapidly rotating blade atop the contraption.
"Looks like my turn's over." Sasuke remarked almost sadly. "I'll leave you to Naruto then."
Kakashi breathed a sigh of relief when he realized that despite it's size, the strange vehicle had no obvious weapons. His relief was short lived when the two short wings extended to reveal two machine guns and a section of the underbelly dropped revealing a weapons pod comprised of three mini missile launchers.
In the cockpit, Naruto looked over at his two Kage Bunshin copilots. "Weapons pod deployed. Lethal force has been authorized by the examiner. Safety's are off and the weapons are hot. Commencing full salvo."
Kakashi just whimpered as the machine guns began to turn.
*****
I saw this and just had to add to it.
At first I thought of using Dante, Vergil and Lady from DMC 3, but someone beat me to Dante.
Then Sasuke as KITT made me think back to older times. And all through the night at work I juggled it around. but finally it works.
Naruto: Airwolf. While it can be operated with a single pilot, Airwolf was actually designed for a crew a three. Naruto's got a ready made flight crew. And the thought of a black chopper that can excede Mach 1 and carries mininukes rising up out the Hokage Monument amuses me. I know, I'm easily amused.
Sasuke: Iron Man. I thought about the Marvel Goblins... but then I realized that War Machine had much better weapons. THEN I remembered what I loved most about the IM animated series. Tony's battle ready armor in a briefcase. Not components. The whole thing. This opening actually shows it pretty clearly.
Sakura: Max Steel I may be dating myself here, but I don't really care. I thought the show had a cool premise.
Sasuke was dressed in a black three piece suit, and had somehow grown a goatee overnight. With his hair slicked back like it was, he looked like some millionaire playboy, but the truly odd thing was the metal briefcase in his hands.
Naruto had shed the orange jumpsuit, for something similar and yet different. Now he wore a one piece jumpsuit with his last name stitched over his left breast and "Nine Tails" over the right. The only other marking on the suit was a stylized image of a roaring wolf's head flanked on either side by gray and black feathered wings.
Kakashi turned his attention to the young brunette girl chatting amicably with the others. With her wavy black hair and dark brown eyes, she looked nothing like the yound fangirl he had met the day before, but her chakra signature matched Sakura's exactly. What didn't match was her new outfit, a blue one piece body suit with strange metal bands crossing over her chest and thighs.
Kakashi dropped down warily and explained his test. "Come at me with intent to kill, or you'll never get a bell. Begin!"
What a mistake that was.
Sasuke pushed off the tree and touched the kunoichi's shoulder. "You mind?"
Sakura shrugged. "You two get going. I can hold him for a while."
Naruto nodded in appreciation as the two boys dashed into the woods. Kakashi scrutinized his student. "You look different, Sakura. Do something new with your hair?"
"Henge has nothing on nanotech." She smiled cryptically. "Now, we just gotta get a bell right?"
"That's right, but what hope does a cute little genin have of taking on her jonin sensei all by herself."
"I'll manage," She grinned, activating a strange mechanism on her right wrist. "Going turbo." She whispered as golden energy began to seep from the metal bands on her outfit into her body. "Let's play tag." She grinned before blasting across the field at an insane speed. Kakashi just managed to dodge out the way as her fist pulverized a tree he'd been standing in front of seconds before. "I'll be it."
***
Kakashi fell back panting, his lone sharingan eye revealed just to dodge Sakura's blinding speed and insane strength. Finally the girl flipped away holding a hand to her ear, listening a moment before powering down. "You've been a lot of fun Kakashi sensei. See ya later" With that, she shimmered and vanished.
Before he could revel in newfound good fortune a figure, clad in red and gold armor, descended into the clearing hovering a few feet off the ground. "Hello Kakashi. We can do this the easy way, or the hard way."
"Sasuke?" The cycloptic nin gaped as the youth extended a hand.
"Wait. You already authorized lethal force." Kakashi paled, almost hearing the sadistic grin in the computer synthesized voice. "Hard way it is."
Konoha's copy nin frantically scrambled away as the last Uchiha began to rain bolts of energy on him without any signs of burning chakra. The jonins own projectile weapons bounced harmlessly off the mysterious metal, Sasuke's altitude nullified his taijutsu, and the younger shinobi's own maneuverability let him dance out of the way of Kakashi's jutsus.
At least it can't get any worse. Kakashi thought, dodging another burst of repulser fire. Wait a minute. Where's Naruto?
Kakashi's answer came in the form of a sleek shadow that blotted out the sun and a deafening cacophany of sound. Looking behind the armor clad genin, the jonin nearly pissed himself at the sight of an odd machine just hanging there, apparently supported by the rapidly rotating blade atop the contraption.
"Looks like my turn's over." Sasuke remarked almost sadly. "I'll leave you to Naruto then."
Kakashi breathed a sigh of relief when he realized that despite it's size, the strange vehicle had no obvious weapons. His relief was short lived when the two short wings extended to reveal two machine guns and a section of the underbelly dropped revealing a weapons pod comprised of three mini missile launchers.
In the cockpit, Naruto looked over at his two Kage Bunshin copilots. "Weapons pod deployed. Lethal force has been authorized by the examiner. Safety's are off and the weapons are hot. Commencing full salvo."
Kakashi just whimpered as the machine guns began to turn.
*****
I saw this and just had to add to it.
At first I thought of using Dante, Vergil and Lady from DMC 3, but someone beat me to Dante.
Then Sasuke as KITT made me think back to older times. And all through the night at work I juggled it around. but finally it works.
Naruto: Airwolf. While it can be operated with a single pilot, Airwolf was actually designed for a crew a three. Naruto's got a ready made flight crew. And the thought of a black chopper that can excede Mach 1 and carries mininukes rising up out the Hokage Monument amuses me. I know, I'm easily amused.
Sasuke: Iron Man. I thought about the Marvel Goblins... but then I realized that War Machine had much better weapons. THEN I remembered what I loved most about the IM animated series. Tony's battle ready armor in a briefcase. Not components. The whole thing. This opening actually shows it pretty clearly.
Sakura: Max Steel I may be dating myself here, but I don't really care. I thought the show had a cool premise.
This was too good to pass up on, so here's my take on the Challenge:
Iruka was on his way home from work when he caught sight an object most peculiar. From a casual perspective the object looked like nothing but a bundle of ragged cloth, but upon closer inspection he noticed what appeared to be the end of a mop sticking out from top of the pile. Ever the Good Samaritan, Iruka walked towards the accursed mop and yanked at its dirty end fully intent on depositing the appliance at the proper garbage disposal center. Why couldnÆt people throw garbage at the proper places? Iruka thought. And geez, why was this thing so heavyà?
ôAHHHH! Please, please! No more! I surrender, I surrender!ö
ôHuh?ö The mop talked? Iruka looked down.
ôàKakashi?ö
The æmopÆ he had been tugging turned out to be none other than Hatake KakashiÆs hair.
ôàIruka?ö The man underneath his hands sniffed. Was he crying? That Hakake Kakashi, crying?
ôWhat are you doing hereà?ö Iruka asked, confused beyond reason. ôNo, more importantly, what happened to you?ö
That was a good question. Kakashi below him was a mess. His clothers were rags û he was practically half naked. He was sporting cuts and bruises and burns all over his body, andà was that skid marks? And his hair! It looked like he was struck by a lightning bolt! No wonder heÆd mistaken him for a mop.
ôIrruuuukaaaa!ö The man underneath him jumped up from his hiding spot and hugged the Chuunin teacher with all his might. ôYou must save me! Save me from those demons! Please! Save me!ö
ôYou were attackedà?ö Iruka quickly turned left and right to see if there was anyone else around. He didnÆt see anyone. He turned back to the frightened Jounin in his arms. ôTell me what happened, Kakashi. IÆll go report to Hokage-sama right away-ô
ôNO!ö Kakashi screamed at him. ôDonÆt leave me! YouÆre the only one who can protect me from those demons!ö
Kakashi was obviously delusional if he thought a mere Chuunin like him could defeat whoever had beaten up the famed Copy Ninja Sharingan Kakashi. ôI donÆt see how I can-ô
The formerly silver-haired ninja gripped him by his shoulders. ôYouÆre the one who taught them! You survived them! You obviously know some sort of weakness. You must save me, Iruka!ö
ôI taught them...?ö Iruka narrowed his eyes. ôKakashi, who attacked you?ö
Kakashi didnÆt reply. Instead, his eyes wide as saucers, he raised his arm and pointed a finger behind him. ôTh-th-thàö
Damn! The attackersà? Iruka spun around
ôThere you are, Kakashi-sensei! WeÆve been looking all over for you!ö
The attackers werenÆt exactly what Iruka expected them to be.
ôSakura?ö
Sakura smiled at her teacher. Gone was her normal red outfit, she instead donned a rather simple-looking blue dress that revealed the entirety of her arms. What surprised Iruka the most, however, was not the dress, but the white circles and the wing-like tattoos that covered up nearly half of her arms. He was pretty damn sure those werenÆt there the day before. She also wore white gloves with blue crosses stitched in on them and she carriedà what was that? It looked like some sort of hand held cannon, but with a large spike somehow situated in the middle of it all. And despite the weapon being quite large, she carried it over her shoulder with ease with just a single arm. In her other hand she held four sword-lookingà well, swords-things û that was the best description Iruka can come up with, andà wait a minute, were his eyes playing tricks on him or were those blades half-transparent?
ôIruka-sensei, can you move away from him a little?ö Sakura asked in what was possibility the sweetest voice imaginable. ôWe still havenÆt finished our Gennin test with him, and-ô
ôYOU DEMONS WILL NEVER TAKE ME!ö
Tearing away from Iruka with a fearsome battle cry, Kakashi lunged at Sakura with thunder pulsing through his right hand. Wait, he couldnÆt possible use that againstà!
ôKakashi, wai-ô
ôCHIDORI!ö
Oh my god.
Blood flew into the sky as KakashiÆs deadliest technique slammed into the chest of his pink-haired student. Horrified, Iruka ran up to Kakashi intent on tearing the now-clearly insane Jounin teacher away from his former Academy student so he could rush her to the hospital, even though it was most likely already too late. But he couldnÆt just stand here doing absolutely nothi-
ôOw. That hurt, Kakashi-sensei. And I actually liked this costume too.ö
àWhat?
Sakura seemed to remain completely at ease even when there was a manÆs arm sticking right through her chest. Fresh blood was still pumping out from her wound and she coughed up some more of them, but she otherwise looked totally fine. If you can call a girl surviving a fatal wound that wouldÆve killed any other human being for sure fine, that is.
Kakashi pulled his arm out of Sakura and then pulled out at least a dozen kunai from underneath his Jounin jacket, all with explosive tags attached. ôYou monsterà!ö Kakashi snarled at his apparently immortal pink-haired student. ôLetÆs see you survive this, then!ö
ôRipà steel soulàö
ôGET TOGETHER!ö
Iruka suddenly felt himself very heavy as every single piece of metallic equipment he carried in his pockets suddenly decided itÆd like to kiss the ground instead. Kakashi too didnÆt remain unaffected by this as he too dropped all of his kunai and found himself flat on the ground like Iruka.
ôHmph. Without kunai, you assholes are lower than trash.ö A new voice sounded from behind him.
Did that just include me? Iruka wondered as he managed to turn his head slightly behind him to see who the newcomer was. He couldnÆt tell who he was at first since the he enveloped himself in a large black cloak and donned a black metallic-looking oval-shaped helmet that covered his entire head. Before Iruka could wonder just how in the world anyone wearing that helmet could breath, the helmet split open in a rather odd fashion and revealed the black-haired individual underneath.
ôàSasuke?ö
Iruka now had a pretty clear look on what the Uchiha survivor was wearing. He apparently was encased in some sort of full-body armour that looked as if it completely mechanical in nature. Indeed, there were several wheels attached to each of the joints on the armour, and upon closer inspection Iruka noticed that there were wires sprouting from each wheel, covering the immediate area around him like a web or a net. He deducted that these wires were the very reason why his metallic objects he carried with him felt so heavy. Some sort of magnetism technique? And thatÆs when he noticed SasukeÆs wheels. Not the ones on his armour, but the one on his feet. Roller-skates? Why was Sasuke sporting roller-skates, of all things? And why did he get the feeling that these stakes were the very reason why Kakashi had skid marks all over his body? Did Sasuke seriously run his new instructor over with those wheels on? Where the hell did he get such things in the first place anyway?
ôHey! Who told you to interfere? I didnÆt ask for your help!ö
Apparently their appearances and techniques werenÆt the only things that changed overnight. Their personalities seemed to undergo an overhaul too, as Iruka noticed Sakura was berating Sasuke from interfering in her match with their Jounin instructor instead of fangirling over him like she was the day before.
ôI only came here to warn you.ö Sasuke replied coolly as he put his helmet back on. ôNaruto found the Smash Ball.ö
ôThe Smash Ball? Oh.ö A sour look crossed SakuraÆs face. ôShit. We better get out of here, then.ö
At the mention of NarutoÆs name, Iruka thought he could hear Naruto repeatedly shouting in the distance, along with some explosions. ôPeekay Fire! Peekay Thunder! Peekay Flash!ö
As Sakura and Sasuke turned to leave, Iruka turned to Kakashi who looked deathly pale. ôJust what is going on, Kakashi?ö
ôDoomedà weÆre doomedàö Was the only response Kakashi gave him.
Iruka struggled to move but this magnetic barrier Sasuke enacted around them didnÆt even allow him the luxury to move himself an inch. ôWhatÆs happening, Kakashi?ö He tried again.
ôItÆs NarutoÆs final smash...ö
Iruka blinked. ôFinal smash?ö
ôPEEEEEEKAAAAAAAAAYàö
Kakashi looked as if the very world was coming to an end. ôOh god, here it comesàö
ôSTAAAAAAAAAARSTOOOOOOOOORM!ö
The world around them exploded into brilliant flashes of colours.
***
Thirty minutes later, Anko found the two of them drinking sake in the Ichiraku Ramen stands as if they were people who became best friends after having just returned from a life-or-death situation. With one noticeable exception.
They were naked.
When asked, they told her they had to discard their useless clothes and equipment in order to survive the æStarstormÆ or whatever it was they called it. Anko shrugged and simply walked on, and when she turned a corner she smiled a wicked grin and pulled a small black notebook from within the confines of her tool pouch. She quickly scribbled her discoveries within.
ôTwo more for the threat notebook!ö She giggled in glee.
More blackmail material was always a good thing.
ôYA-HA!ö
Sakura as Ciel (Tsukihime)
Sasuke as Nue (Air Gear)
Naruto as Ness (Super Smash Brothers: Brawl)
and as a bonus, Anko as Himura (Eyeshield 21)
Iruka was on his way home from work when he caught sight an object most peculiar. From a casual perspective the object looked like nothing but a bundle of ragged cloth, but upon closer inspection he noticed what appeared to be the end of a mop sticking out from top of the pile. Ever the Good Samaritan, Iruka walked towards the accursed mop and yanked at its dirty end fully intent on depositing the appliance at the proper garbage disposal center. Why couldnÆt people throw garbage at the proper places? Iruka thought. And geez, why was this thing so heavyà?
ôAHHHH! Please, please! No more! I surrender, I surrender!ö
ôHuh?ö The mop talked? Iruka looked down.
ôàKakashi?ö
The æmopÆ he had been tugging turned out to be none other than Hatake KakashiÆs hair.
ôàIruka?ö The man underneath his hands sniffed. Was he crying? That Hakake Kakashi, crying?
ôWhat are you doing hereà?ö Iruka asked, confused beyond reason. ôNo, more importantly, what happened to you?ö
That was a good question. Kakashi below him was a mess. His clothers were rags û he was practically half naked. He was sporting cuts and bruises and burns all over his body, andà was that skid marks? And his hair! It looked like he was struck by a lightning bolt! No wonder heÆd mistaken him for a mop.
ôIrruuuukaaaa!ö The man underneath him jumped up from his hiding spot and hugged the Chuunin teacher with all his might. ôYou must save me! Save me from those demons! Please! Save me!ö
ôYou were attackedà?ö Iruka quickly turned left and right to see if there was anyone else around. He didnÆt see anyone. He turned back to the frightened Jounin in his arms. ôTell me what happened, Kakashi. IÆll go report to Hokage-sama right away-ô
ôNO!ö Kakashi screamed at him. ôDonÆt leave me! YouÆre the only one who can protect me from those demons!ö
Kakashi was obviously delusional if he thought a mere Chuunin like him could defeat whoever had beaten up the famed Copy Ninja Sharingan Kakashi. ôI donÆt see how I can-ô
The formerly silver-haired ninja gripped him by his shoulders. ôYouÆre the one who taught them! You survived them! You obviously know some sort of weakness. You must save me, Iruka!ö
ôI taught them...?ö Iruka narrowed his eyes. ôKakashi, who attacked you?ö
Kakashi didnÆt reply. Instead, his eyes wide as saucers, he raised his arm and pointed a finger behind him. ôTh-th-thàö
Damn! The attackersà? Iruka spun around
ôThere you are, Kakashi-sensei! WeÆve been looking all over for you!ö
The attackers werenÆt exactly what Iruka expected them to be.
ôSakura?ö
Sakura smiled at her teacher. Gone was her normal red outfit, she instead donned a rather simple-looking blue dress that revealed the entirety of her arms. What surprised Iruka the most, however, was not the dress, but the white circles and the wing-like tattoos that covered up nearly half of her arms. He was pretty damn sure those werenÆt there the day before. She also wore white gloves with blue crosses stitched in on them and she carriedà what was that? It looked like some sort of hand held cannon, but with a large spike somehow situated in the middle of it all. And despite the weapon being quite large, she carried it over her shoulder with ease with just a single arm. In her other hand she held four sword-lookingà well, swords-things û that was the best description Iruka can come up with, andà wait a minute, were his eyes playing tricks on him or were those blades half-transparent?
ôIruka-sensei, can you move away from him a little?ö Sakura asked in what was possibility the sweetest voice imaginable. ôWe still havenÆt finished our Gennin test with him, and-ô
ôYOU DEMONS WILL NEVER TAKE ME!ö
Tearing away from Iruka with a fearsome battle cry, Kakashi lunged at Sakura with thunder pulsing through his right hand. Wait, he couldnÆt possible use that againstà!
ôKakashi, wai-ô
ôCHIDORI!ö
Oh my god.
Blood flew into the sky as KakashiÆs deadliest technique slammed into the chest of his pink-haired student. Horrified, Iruka ran up to Kakashi intent on tearing the now-clearly insane Jounin teacher away from his former Academy student so he could rush her to the hospital, even though it was most likely already too late. But he couldnÆt just stand here doing absolutely nothi-
ôOw. That hurt, Kakashi-sensei. And I actually liked this costume too.ö
àWhat?
Sakura seemed to remain completely at ease even when there was a manÆs arm sticking right through her chest. Fresh blood was still pumping out from her wound and she coughed up some more of them, but she otherwise looked totally fine. If you can call a girl surviving a fatal wound that wouldÆve killed any other human being for sure fine, that is.
Kakashi pulled his arm out of Sakura and then pulled out at least a dozen kunai from underneath his Jounin jacket, all with explosive tags attached. ôYou monsterà!ö Kakashi snarled at his apparently immortal pink-haired student. ôLetÆs see you survive this, then!ö
ôRipà steel soulàö
ôGET TOGETHER!ö
Iruka suddenly felt himself very heavy as every single piece of metallic equipment he carried in his pockets suddenly decided itÆd like to kiss the ground instead. Kakashi too didnÆt remain unaffected by this as he too dropped all of his kunai and found himself flat on the ground like Iruka.
ôHmph. Without kunai, you assholes are lower than trash.ö A new voice sounded from behind him.
Did that just include me? Iruka wondered as he managed to turn his head slightly behind him to see who the newcomer was. He couldnÆt tell who he was at first since the he enveloped himself in a large black cloak and donned a black metallic-looking oval-shaped helmet that covered his entire head. Before Iruka could wonder just how in the world anyone wearing that helmet could breath, the helmet split open in a rather odd fashion and revealed the black-haired individual underneath.
ôàSasuke?ö
Iruka now had a pretty clear look on what the Uchiha survivor was wearing. He apparently was encased in some sort of full-body armour that looked as if it completely mechanical in nature. Indeed, there were several wheels attached to each of the joints on the armour, and upon closer inspection Iruka noticed that there were wires sprouting from each wheel, covering the immediate area around him like a web or a net. He deducted that these wires were the very reason why his metallic objects he carried with him felt so heavy. Some sort of magnetism technique? And thatÆs when he noticed SasukeÆs wheels. Not the ones on his armour, but the one on his feet. Roller-skates? Why was Sasuke sporting roller-skates, of all things? And why did he get the feeling that these stakes were the very reason why Kakashi had skid marks all over his body? Did Sasuke seriously run his new instructor over with those wheels on? Where the hell did he get such things in the first place anyway?
ôHey! Who told you to interfere? I didnÆt ask for your help!ö
Apparently their appearances and techniques werenÆt the only things that changed overnight. Their personalities seemed to undergo an overhaul too, as Iruka noticed Sakura was berating Sasuke from interfering in her match with their Jounin instructor instead of fangirling over him like she was the day before.
ôI only came here to warn you.ö Sasuke replied coolly as he put his helmet back on. ôNaruto found the Smash Ball.ö
ôThe Smash Ball? Oh.ö A sour look crossed SakuraÆs face. ôShit. We better get out of here, then.ö
At the mention of NarutoÆs name, Iruka thought he could hear Naruto repeatedly shouting in the distance, along with some explosions. ôPeekay Fire! Peekay Thunder! Peekay Flash!ö
As Sakura and Sasuke turned to leave, Iruka turned to Kakashi who looked deathly pale. ôJust what is going on, Kakashi?ö
ôDoomedà weÆre doomedàö Was the only response Kakashi gave him.
Iruka struggled to move but this magnetic barrier Sasuke enacted around them didnÆt even allow him the luxury to move himself an inch. ôWhatÆs happening, Kakashi?ö He tried again.
ôItÆs NarutoÆs final smash...ö
Iruka blinked. ôFinal smash?ö
ôPEEEEEEKAAAAAAAAAYàö
Kakashi looked as if the very world was coming to an end. ôOh god, here it comesàö
ôSTAAAAAAAAAARSTOOOOOOOOORM!ö
The world around them exploded into brilliant flashes of colours.
***
Thirty minutes later, Anko found the two of them drinking sake in the Ichiraku Ramen stands as if they were people who became best friends after having just returned from a life-or-death situation. With one noticeable exception.
They were naked.
When asked, they told her they had to discard their useless clothes and equipment in order to survive the æStarstormÆ or whatever it was they called it. Anko shrugged and simply walked on, and when she turned a corner she smiled a wicked grin and pulled a small black notebook from within the confines of her tool pouch. She quickly scribbled her discoveries within.
ôTwo more for the threat notebook!ö She giggled in glee.
More blackmail material was always a good thing.
ôYA-HA!ö
Sakura as Ciel (Tsukihime)
Sasuke as Nue (Air Gear)
Naruto as Ness (Super Smash Brothers: Brawl)
and as a bonus, Anko as Himura (Eyeshield 21)
zeebee1 is either being melodramatic or a smartass, and his reaction is an extreme beyond reasonable.
He does bring up the point of the Sandaime wondering "What the fuck is going on here?" though. It's pretty valid. One day they're acting one way with a specific set (or lack) of skills, and the next they're completely different.
I've decided to take up this challenge, and I'm making it far more than a oneshot. I wanna get some more feedback on the setup I laid out first before I write out everything (and I have a bit written out already), but beyond that, I think I've got it set. A most serious crackfic indeed.
He does bring up the point of the Sandaime wondering "What the fuck is going on here?" though. It's pretty valid. One day they're acting one way with a specific set (or lack) of skills, and the next they're completely different.
I've decided to take up this challenge, and I'm making it far more than a oneshot. I wanna get some more feedback on the setup I laid out first before I write out everything (and I have a bit written out already), but beyond that, I think I've got it set. A most serious crackfic indeed.
"..."
Kakashi, for once, was stupefied. But, not in a good way. The youngsters in front of him, other than actually making him use that word that was usually more fitting for the Hokage, were actually strange people. In a world like his one, these three children were strange.
First, the girl. He could recognize her to be Sakura just thanks to her still pink hair. Everything had changed about her. Her clothes, in primis. Striped stockings? A skirt? And... Her skin was brown, and many tattos in the shape of crosses were now on her big forehead. And she was... Standing in mid air on an umbrella?
Second, the fabled 'last Uchiha'. And it was everything but what he would have expected him to be. The black-haired boy was... The only thing that was normal was his hair... And not much, since they gave a metallic, fake feeling. And his clothing... No, his lack of clothing. He was wearing just... A green belt, a speedo and red boots? And that child-like smile... What the?
And finally, there was the village's pariah... And, out of the three of them, he looked the most normal... Somewhat. Something was still off. His clothes, for example. He was wearing, over a pair of dark blue pants and a red shirt, a long... Trenchcoat? No, it looked more like some kind of uniform... With the detail of a long metallic chain attacked to the collar. And that hat... It was strange as well. But the thing that really didn't fit was his expression. It was... What he would have expected on the Uchiha's face, and... Was that a smoke?
"Ehmm... So, you're Team 7... Alright, here's your test..." Kakashi, nonetheless, pulled out the three little bells. "You have to take one of these to pass this test. And I warn. To take them, you'll need to come at me with the intent to kill. You have till... HOLY SHIT!"
Kakashi moved out of the way just in time to dodge a cascade of... Sharpened candles? It looked like it was the female part of the team that was commanding them, while doing nothing else but hoggling the still immobile Naruto.
"You said it yourself, sensei. But... Maybe I should 'break' your heart?"
"..." Naruto had a reaction. He sighed deeply, got out of Sakura's headlock, and put out his smoke.
And while Kakashi observed them, he found Sasuke in front of him... With a cannon in place of his right arm, pointed right at him?
"Human and Robots shouldn't fight, but... You said it was ok, right, sensei?"
"..."
Kakashi got out of the way of the enormous ray of doom just in time, uncovering his Sharingan at the same time... And it was a good thing. Because otherwise, he wouldn't have even seen the strange man, appeared out of nowhere... No, from behind Naruto. He had appeared from behind Naruto and had proceeded to beat the shit out of him with a barrage of fists while shouting 'ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA' till he threw him up in the air. While he was descending back to the ground, on the verge of unconsciousness, the figure let out a fiery roar, flexing his muscles... And with another, strong punch, he sent him against a tree. The last thing he saw was the figure handing Naruto the bells, Naruto taking them and then saying, almost annoyed...
"Jare Jare daze..."
Sakura: Road from D.Gray Man
Sasuke: Astroboy from Astroboy
Naruto: Kujo Jotaro from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure (Part 3)
Kakashi, for once, was stupefied. But, not in a good way. The youngsters in front of him, other than actually making him use that word that was usually more fitting for the Hokage, were actually strange people. In a world like his one, these three children were strange.
First, the girl. He could recognize her to be Sakura just thanks to her still pink hair. Everything had changed about her. Her clothes, in primis. Striped stockings? A skirt? And... Her skin was brown, and many tattos in the shape of crosses were now on her big forehead. And she was... Standing in mid air on an umbrella?
Second, the fabled 'last Uchiha'. And it was everything but what he would have expected him to be. The black-haired boy was... The only thing that was normal was his hair... And not much, since they gave a metallic, fake feeling. And his clothing... No, his lack of clothing. He was wearing just... A green belt, a speedo and red boots? And that child-like smile... What the?
And finally, there was the village's pariah... And, out of the three of them, he looked the most normal... Somewhat. Something was still off. His clothes, for example. He was wearing, over a pair of dark blue pants and a red shirt, a long... Trenchcoat? No, it looked more like some kind of uniform... With the detail of a long metallic chain attacked to the collar. And that hat... It was strange as well. But the thing that really didn't fit was his expression. It was... What he would have expected on the Uchiha's face, and... Was that a smoke?
"Ehmm... So, you're Team 7... Alright, here's your test..." Kakashi, nonetheless, pulled out the three little bells. "You have to take one of these to pass this test. And I warn. To take them, you'll need to come at me with the intent to kill. You have till... HOLY SHIT!"
Kakashi moved out of the way just in time to dodge a cascade of... Sharpened candles? It looked like it was the female part of the team that was commanding them, while doing nothing else but hoggling the still immobile Naruto.
"You said it yourself, sensei. But... Maybe I should 'break' your heart?"
"..." Naruto had a reaction. He sighed deeply, got out of Sakura's headlock, and put out his smoke.
And while Kakashi observed them, he found Sasuke in front of him... With a cannon in place of his right arm, pointed right at him?
"Human and Robots shouldn't fight, but... You said it was ok, right, sensei?"
"..."
Kakashi got out of the way of the enormous ray of doom just in time, uncovering his Sharingan at the same time... And it was a good thing. Because otherwise, he wouldn't have even seen the strange man, appeared out of nowhere... No, from behind Naruto. He had appeared from behind Naruto and had proceeded to beat the shit out of him with a barrage of fists while shouting 'ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA' till he threw him up in the air. While he was descending back to the ground, on the verge of unconsciousness, the figure let out a fiery roar, flexing his muscles... And with another, strong punch, he sent him against a tree. The last thing he saw was the figure handing Naruto the bells, Naruto taking them and then saying, almost annoyed...
"Jare Jare daze..."
Sakura: Road from D.Gray Man
Sasuke: Astroboy from Astroboy
Naruto: Kujo Jotaro from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure (Part 3)
naruto: There is nothing wrong with your doujutsu. Do not attempt to adjust your doujutsu. i am controlling your vision. If i wish to make it brighter, i will bring up the lighting. If i wish to make it darker, i will make it putch black. i will control the horizontal. i will control the vertical. i can roll the image, make it flutter. i can change the focus to a soft blur or sharpen it to crystal clarity. For the next hour, sit quietly and i will control all that you see . i repeat, there is nothing wrong with your doujutsu. You are about to participate in a great adventure. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to... your doujutsu.
*naruto then walks up to the frozen kakashi and took the bells*
*naruto then walks up to the frozen kakashi and took the bells*
You want crazy priestess types?
Sister Miyako, from Kannazuki no Miko. Even if she is a giant robot wielding nun.
Sister Meg from Tetragrammaton Labyrinth. Very awesome gunslinging skills.
Sister Miyako, from Kannazuki no Miko. Even if she is a giant robot wielding nun.
Sister Meg from Tetragrammaton Labyrinth. Very awesome gunslinging skills.
After nearly 5 year, I revive this thread!
*Cue Holy/Rising Angel Music*
Just to say...
Naruto=A Blue Dragon shadow Kyuubi (Not sure on a job class, yet, but probably a Sword Master or Assassin first, others later on)
Sasuke=Viewtiful Joe (VFX powers
Sakura=Kevin 11 (Increased intelligence, crystal creation/control, fire creation/control, enhanced sense of smell, ability to grow an extra set of arms, enhanced strength, underwater breathing, enhanced speed, spitting a smelly and flammable slime, lazer vision, technology melding and adept, levitation, controlled transformation and energy absorption and release)
Shikamaru=Heartless creation and control
Ino=Organization XIII weapons (Possibly Nobody creation and control)
Choji=Kirby ('Nough said)
Kiba=Lion/Human Chimera (Heinkel from FMA)
Shino=Black Mage
Hinata=Paladin (Beatrix from FF9, Holy Sword Arts and White Magic)
Tenten=Dullahan (Celty Sturlson from Durarara!!)
EDIT: I just realized, is there a way to move a thread to a different forum? I kinda think this should be in the Naruto Ideas forum
*Cue Holy/Rising Angel Music*
Just to say...
Naruto=A Blue Dragon shadow Kyuubi (Not sure on a job class, yet, but probably a Sword Master or Assassin first, others later on)
Sasuke=Viewtiful Joe (VFX powers
Sakura=Kevin 11 (Increased intelligence, crystal creation/control, fire creation/control, enhanced sense of smell, ability to grow an extra set of arms, enhanced strength, underwater breathing, enhanced speed, spitting a smelly and flammable slime, lazer vision, technology melding and adept, levitation, controlled transformation and energy absorption and release)
Shikamaru=Heartless creation and control
Ino=Organization XIII weapons (Possibly Nobody creation and control)
Choji=Kirby ('Nough said)
Kiba=Lion/Human Chimera (Heinkel from FMA)
Shino=Black Mage
Hinata=Paladin (Beatrix from FF9, Holy Sword Arts and White Magic)
Tenten=Dullahan (Celty Sturlson from Durarara!!)
EDIT: I just realized, is there a way to move a thread to a different forum? I kinda think this should be in the Naruto Ideas forum