Naruto Unique Power Ups R
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My little entry I guess,
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As Kakashi wandered into the training area heÆd set aside for testing the genin heÆd been assigned, he couldnÆt help but smile beneath his mask. He was going to get out of teaching and teach a few brats some lessons from the school of hard knocks. Sure it was a bit of a hassle being given these kids in the first place, but hey, it would be fun to knock people like the Uzumaki kid and the Uchiha boy down a few pairs.
In fact, because he knew he was going to fail them, Kakashi hadnÆt even really paid attention to their introduction yesterday. Immediately upon seeing the children, Kakashi regretted his decision as they appeared to be dressed in completely different clothes than he had seen yesterday.
Naruto had on a set of tough black boots, what looked to be flexible yet strong black mesh armor, a large belt, and to top off his unshinobi like clothing, a red coat that went down to his knees. At his side, Naruto had strapped a pair of guns on both sides of his waist and Kakashi wondered if the guns were for decoration. After all, ammunition was next to impossible to find and what little there was were worth their weight in gold.
Sasuke meanwhile had put on a red sweatband around his forehead, a set of slacks and a white polo shirt, and had topped off the ensemble with a red cloak that wrapped around his frame. Kakashi also noted the presence of the brown fingerless gloves he wore, and allowed a nod in approval of the useful gear.
However, it was Sakura who made him wonder just how the people could defy expectations as he took in the clown makeup, flamboyant cape, eye-jarring feathers, and the mismatched pants that the girl sported.
ôKakashi-sensei! YouÆve kept me waiting for so long. You know how much that sucked? Now thereÆs dirt on my boots.ö screamed Sakura.
After waiting a while, she shot Naruto a disgruntled look as she yelled ôThereÆs dirt on my boots!ö
Naruto sighed before creating two kage bunshin who immediately bent down to clean the girlÆs aforementioned boots.
ôAll done,ö one of the clones said before Naruto dismissed them.
ôUmm, okay. HereÆs how the test is going to happen. IÆm only going to explain this once, so pay attention okay?ö asked Kakashi. In response, everyone nodded before looking forward intently.
A few minutes later, Kakashi gave them leave to go attack him before he said ôNow remember to come at me with lethal force, otherwise you wonÆt succeed in your task.ö
Seconds later, Kakashi could only blink as only Sakura walked away to hide, and even then he noted how easily the girl ambled along instead of sprinting to the bushes.
ôSo what are your excuses for not hiding?Æ
ôA disciple of the Undefeated School of the East would never show his back to an opponent,ö said Sasuke.
ôLike IÆm gonna back down from the chance to give a jounin an ass-kicking,ö replied Naruto.
Before Kakashi even got a chance to take out his precious Icha Icha Paradise, Naruto made the first move as he lashed out with a sword that appeared out of nowhere. Kakashi managed to dodge the first blow before he immediately used shunshin to move out of the deadly lunge that Naruto then attempted. Immediately, the boy capitalized on the sudden disorientation the Shunshin gave for its usage by whipping out his guns and began to fire on him. Kakashi managed to dodge all of them while being amazed at how much ammo the guns could hold. Naruto appeared to get bored of trying to shoot Kakashi and took out a guitar of all things.
ôAre you ready?ö Naruto crowed before he began to, there was no other way to put it, rock out. Kakashi found himself assailed by what appeared to be demonic bats and bolts of lightning and hastily retreated to another near by clearing.
As he tried to catch his breath, his instincts screamed at him to move and quickly sidestepped a bolt of ice that came from the bushed.
ôHmm, you dodged. I guess thatÆs what I should have expected,ö said Sakura looking slightly put out.
ôWell, canÆt win them all can you Sakura? Good try though, you almost got me by taking advantage of your teammatesÆ help. Nice job. Otherwise there was no way you could have gotten that close without it.ö
ôWhat! Teamwork!? DonÆt make me laugh. You sound like lines from a self-help book! Ultima!ö shouted Sakura as she merely pointed her finger at Kakashi who leapt out of the way from a green ball of death.
ôBlizzaga, Thundaga, Firaga, just hurry up and die!ö
Kakashi backed off from the clown-faced girl and moved to yet another clearing where he found Sasuke waiting for him.
Surprisingly, Sasuke didnÆt even bother to attack Kakashi. Instead the boy looked like he was waiting for his teacher to catch his breath. After a few moments of rest, Sasuke dashed forward trying to force his teacher to submit.
Kakashi was pleasantly surprised to find that although Sasuke had exceptional skills at Taijutsu, he appeared to have no other surprises in store for him.
All of that changed however as Sasuke managed to maneuver Kakashi into a rock clearing where even he had to be careful of his footing. After seeing KakashiÆs sudden hesitation upon entering the new field, SasukeÆs eyes lit up and he thrust his right arm upwards screaming ôThis hand of mine is burning red!ö
Sure enough, SasukeÆs right hand began to glow as a red heart-shaped sigil appeared.
ôItÆs loud roar tells me to defeat you! Bakunetsuà God à FINGER!!!ö Sasuke screamed as he lunged forward with speed that far exceeded what should have been possible for him.
Kakashi managed to brace himself for the blow, confident that his armored vest would be able to take the open palm blow and was stunned when upon making contact with his vest, SasukeÆs hand began to burn through the reinforced flak vest as though it were paper. Kakashi felt SasukeÆs fingers make contact with his chest and screamed upon feeling the molten brands. Instead of pushing forward to truly finish off the blow, Sasuke instead allowed his hand to rest on the JouninÆs chest.
A grateful Kakashi mentally thanked Sasuke for not actually killing him like he told him to earlier in the day before thinking his day could not possibly get worse.
ôHEAT END!ö
Oh wait, it just did.
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Naruto- Dante from Devil May Cry
Sakura- Kefka from Final Fantasy VI
Sasuke- Domon from G Gundam
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As Kakashi wandered into the training area heÆd set aside for testing the genin heÆd been assigned, he couldnÆt help but smile beneath his mask. He was going to get out of teaching and teach a few brats some lessons from the school of hard knocks. Sure it was a bit of a hassle being given these kids in the first place, but hey, it would be fun to knock people like the Uzumaki kid and the Uchiha boy down a few pairs.
In fact, because he knew he was going to fail them, Kakashi hadnÆt even really paid attention to their introduction yesterday. Immediately upon seeing the children, Kakashi regretted his decision as they appeared to be dressed in completely different clothes than he had seen yesterday.
Naruto had on a set of tough black boots, what looked to be flexible yet strong black mesh armor, a large belt, and to top off his unshinobi like clothing, a red coat that went down to his knees. At his side, Naruto had strapped a pair of guns on both sides of his waist and Kakashi wondered if the guns were for decoration. After all, ammunition was next to impossible to find and what little there was were worth their weight in gold.
Sasuke meanwhile had put on a red sweatband around his forehead, a set of slacks and a white polo shirt, and had topped off the ensemble with a red cloak that wrapped around his frame. Kakashi also noted the presence of the brown fingerless gloves he wore, and allowed a nod in approval of the useful gear.
However, it was Sakura who made him wonder just how the people could defy expectations as he took in the clown makeup, flamboyant cape, eye-jarring feathers, and the mismatched pants that the girl sported.
ôKakashi-sensei! YouÆve kept me waiting for so long. You know how much that sucked? Now thereÆs dirt on my boots.ö screamed Sakura.
After waiting a while, she shot Naruto a disgruntled look as she yelled ôThereÆs dirt on my boots!ö
Naruto sighed before creating two kage bunshin who immediately bent down to clean the girlÆs aforementioned boots.
ôAll done,ö one of the clones said before Naruto dismissed them.
ôUmm, okay. HereÆs how the test is going to happen. IÆm only going to explain this once, so pay attention okay?ö asked Kakashi. In response, everyone nodded before looking forward intently.
A few minutes later, Kakashi gave them leave to go attack him before he said ôNow remember to come at me with lethal force, otherwise you wonÆt succeed in your task.ö
Seconds later, Kakashi could only blink as only Sakura walked away to hide, and even then he noted how easily the girl ambled along instead of sprinting to the bushes.
ôSo what are your excuses for not hiding?Æ
ôA disciple of the Undefeated School of the East would never show his back to an opponent,ö said Sasuke.
ôLike IÆm gonna back down from the chance to give a jounin an ass-kicking,ö replied Naruto.
Before Kakashi even got a chance to take out his precious Icha Icha Paradise, Naruto made the first move as he lashed out with a sword that appeared out of nowhere. Kakashi managed to dodge the first blow before he immediately used shunshin to move out of the deadly lunge that Naruto then attempted. Immediately, the boy capitalized on the sudden disorientation the Shunshin gave for its usage by whipping out his guns and began to fire on him. Kakashi managed to dodge all of them while being amazed at how much ammo the guns could hold. Naruto appeared to get bored of trying to shoot Kakashi and took out a guitar of all things.
ôAre you ready?ö Naruto crowed before he began to, there was no other way to put it, rock out. Kakashi found himself assailed by what appeared to be demonic bats and bolts of lightning and hastily retreated to another near by clearing.
As he tried to catch his breath, his instincts screamed at him to move and quickly sidestepped a bolt of ice that came from the bushed.
ôHmm, you dodged. I guess thatÆs what I should have expected,ö said Sakura looking slightly put out.
ôWell, canÆt win them all can you Sakura? Good try though, you almost got me by taking advantage of your teammatesÆ help. Nice job. Otherwise there was no way you could have gotten that close without it.ö
ôWhat! Teamwork!? DonÆt make me laugh. You sound like lines from a self-help book! Ultima!ö shouted Sakura as she merely pointed her finger at Kakashi who leapt out of the way from a green ball of death.
ôBlizzaga, Thundaga, Firaga, just hurry up and die!ö
Kakashi backed off from the clown-faced girl and moved to yet another clearing where he found Sasuke waiting for him.
Surprisingly, Sasuke didnÆt even bother to attack Kakashi. Instead the boy looked like he was waiting for his teacher to catch his breath. After a few moments of rest, Sasuke dashed forward trying to force his teacher to submit.
Kakashi was pleasantly surprised to find that although Sasuke had exceptional skills at Taijutsu, he appeared to have no other surprises in store for him.
All of that changed however as Sasuke managed to maneuver Kakashi into a rock clearing where even he had to be careful of his footing. After seeing KakashiÆs sudden hesitation upon entering the new field, SasukeÆs eyes lit up and he thrust his right arm upwards screaming ôThis hand of mine is burning red!ö
Sure enough, SasukeÆs right hand began to glow as a red heart-shaped sigil appeared.
ôItÆs loud roar tells me to defeat you! Bakunetsuà God à FINGER!!!ö Sasuke screamed as he lunged forward with speed that far exceeded what should have been possible for him.
Kakashi managed to brace himself for the blow, confident that his armored vest would be able to take the open palm blow and was stunned when upon making contact with his vest, SasukeÆs hand began to burn through the reinforced flak vest as though it were paper. Kakashi felt SasukeÆs fingers make contact with his chest and screamed upon feeling the molten brands. Instead of pushing forward to truly finish off the blow, Sasuke instead allowed his hand to rest on the JouninÆs chest.
A grateful Kakashi mentally thanked Sasuke for not actually killing him like he told him to earlier in the day before thinking his day could not possibly get worse.
ôHEAT END!ö
Oh wait, it just did.
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Naruto- Dante from Devil May Cry
Sakura- Kefka from Final Fantasy VI
Sasuke- Domon from G Gundam
Needs to be continued.
Kakashi thinking to himself that he must use his sensei's forbidden technique, one of the team actually clipping Kakashi, who then begins screaming. The trio then wonders, they hadn't hit him that hard... when he emerges with spiky blond hair and a crackling yellow aura.
Seriously, I can't be the only one here who thought that Kakashi should respond with something of his own in these snippets.
Kakashi thinking to himself that he must use his sensei's forbidden technique, one of the team actually clipping Kakashi, who then begins screaming. The trio then wonders, they hadn't hit him that hard... when he emerges with spiky blond hair and a crackling yellow aura.
Seriously, I can't be the only one here who thought that Kakashi should respond with something of his own in these snippets.
Kakashi had high hopes for his new team, he really did, but those hopes were shattered along with his headband, as Naruto delivered a spectacular flying knee from a standing start! The jounin flipped backwards away from the three, and mopped the blood off his face, Naruto stayed where he was.
" Damn, I havn't even explained the test yet, and they're attacking me!" Kakashi had no time to talk to himself, as the Uchiha prodigy pulled out some sort of gigantic gun, and told Sakura to cover her ears. Kakashi barely got himself behind a tree when the weapon went off, splitting the entire tree in half just above his head, he gulped.
" Your up Sakura." Sasuke set the smoking gun aside, and crossed arms over his chest, watching his pink haired teamate pull a sword bigger then she was from across her back, an odd silver orb glimmering in the hilt.
Naruto: Ting from Ong Bak
Sasuke: Burt Gummer
Sakura: Kamahl from Magic the Gathering with Mirari.
" Damn, I havn't even explained the test yet, and they're attacking me!" Kakashi had no time to talk to himself, as the Uchiha prodigy pulled out some sort of gigantic gun, and told Sakura to cover her ears. Kakashi barely got himself behind a tree when the weapon went off, splitting the entire tree in half just above his head, he gulped.
" Your up Sakura." Sasuke set the smoking gun aside, and crossed arms over his chest, watching his pink haired teamate pull a sword bigger then she was from across her back, an odd silver orb glimmering in the hilt.
Naruto: Ting from Ong Bak
Sasuke: Burt Gummer
Sakura: Kamahl from Magic the Gathering with Mirari.
The great Copy-nin, Kakashi Hatake was famous for many things in Konoha, Being the son of the White Fang, Student of the Fourth, Knowing a thousand JutsuÆs, and Former Commander of ANBU where his strong beliefs in Teamwork helped them to be the best of their generation,
And for failing every likely Genin team for not showing the basic for ANBU level teamwork.
At the moment he was flummoxed as he walked towards the clearing that he had instructed the hopeful Team 7 to meet in.
ôWhy on Earth would the Hokage have assigned such a mismatched team to meö
He barely held in the urge to shake his head in wonderment as he came into view of his three, angry, students. Instead he raised his hand in greeting.
ôYoö
ôYOUR LATE!ö duel voices rang out pointing out another thing that Kakashi was infamous for, almost as much asà
ôSorry, I woke up on the wrong side of the bed and had to go back to sleep to get up on the right sideö àHis lame excuses
As he went through the instructions for the tasked that he had memorised through repeating, He mentally when through their files as he assessed each prospective Genin.
First the singular Kunoichi, Sakura Haruno, the first ninja in her clan since her great garndfather, the messenger-nin 102 stood striaght as she wormed her lip in worry as Kakashi went on. Her bright Pink hair shone in the morning sunlight, deining her from the typical ninja path of stealth, She tried to make up for it with her simple green dress, unfortunally, the shade of green of her dress, more matched her lumonius green eyes then any type of foliage Kakashi had ever seen. This combined with the pink tinge to her skin from the quick glances to the boy next to her made her impossible not to notice.
Her chakra control and test scores showed that she had a great potential for a Genjustu mistress of Medic-nin.
Standing next to her was the sole Uchiha, Sasuke, proclaimed by many as a genius and by himself as an Avenger. He wore a dark gray Cheongsam, perfect for an Urban or nocturnal ninja.
Kakashi had high hopes for Sasuke, ever since he had, at age nine, used the Uchiha fortune to employ several discreate families of artificers to turn the Uchiha compound into one huge, private, training ground for the Uchiha heir and leading Sasuke down the path towards becoming a great Taijutsu and Ninjutsu master.
However, it looked like they had done more than build a training ground judging by the bluging pockets of his yellow belt.
Finally there was Naruto Uzumaki, owner of the largest file of any academy student, full of notes and warning about the Kyuubi container. But nestled in between all the complaints from Naruto pranking days was indications that regardless of his orange jumpsuit, Naruto was trained as a Stealth specialist after it was noticed that his Henge was solid.
Unfortunately due to his brash nature and short attention span, it was decided that Naruto did not have the right temperament for deep cover and almost no ability to act as his target for any length of time. Although it did increase his ability to evade purist, to the dismay of many ANBU and Shopkeepers.
So that left Kakashi with a promising Genjutsu mistress from a non-nin clan, the last ninja from a bloodline clan, and an excitable idiot to mould into competent shinobi.
ôàwith intent to killö Kakashi finished as he prepared himself for the inevitable.
He swayed to one side grasping a flailing arm as it went past where he was only seconds before, and with an almost nonchalant shrug, sent an orange body flying through the air till it hit a tree.
He gave the two still standing his patented eye smile TM, ôI didnÆt say begin yetö
He felt a small shiver of guilty pleasure as he watched all three of his students, including the orange mass still getting to his feet, tense as he reached inside his jacket. Only his ANBU training stopped the small chuckle from escaping his lips as those three students deflated when they saw what he held.
ôYou have until the Alarm rings to capture the bellsö He announced as he placed the afore mentioned clock onto a conveniently placed boulder with a flourish, he waited for a second, just to build the tension, before he whispered ôBegin!ö
He watched with satisfaction as Sasuke reached into a pocket of his belt, and through down a smoke bomb to obscure his departure, in a textbook example of stealth, and judging by the tingle on his skin, the smoke seemed to be chakra enhanced somehow, which would make it difficult to see through with any type of d¶jutsu. Although the unneeded declaration of ôGo Go Uchiha smokebombö was a habit that he would have to break.
He also noted with some surprise Sakura concentrate chakra for a second before a large pink whirlpool appeared behind her. He was just able to make out her stepping back into it before the sight of her was hidden behind the smoke.
The smoke gradually cleared leaving the clearing empty of two of his students, the third on the other handà
ôYou really donÆt understand the concept of stealth, do youö
NarutoÆs eyes shone with determination as he proudly proclaimed ôIÆm going to get one of those bellsö
Kakashi ignore him as he reached into his jacket for one of Jiraiya masterpieces, his fingers had just closed on the spine when he felt a spike of Chakra from his would be student, causing him to glance up.
And up.
Where his once orange clad midget of a student had once stood, now stood a blood red behemoth of bulging muscle, his hand still in the seal for Henge, while another pair of hands thumped into each other with menace.
And Standing at over 7 feet, with itÆs four eyes glowing yellow, and wrapped in tough looking blood skin, Naruto could do menace with surprising ease.
Especially considering he was still wearing his orange jumpsuit.
ôWELL SENSEIö he growled ôWANT TO TRY TO STOP ME?ö
Kakashi sighed, it looked like he wouldnÆt be able to read his book anytime soon.
----<END>----
Sakura û Blink from exiles, teleporter
Sasuke û Gadgeteer which has a mix between Inspector Gadget and Adam WestÆs Batmam, with deus ex machina gadgets instead of deus ex machina eyes
Naruto û Ben10
And for failing every likely Genin team for not showing the basic for ANBU level teamwork.
At the moment he was flummoxed as he walked towards the clearing that he had instructed the hopeful Team 7 to meet in.
ôWhy on Earth would the Hokage have assigned such a mismatched team to meö
He barely held in the urge to shake his head in wonderment as he came into view of his three, angry, students. Instead he raised his hand in greeting.
ôYoö
ôYOUR LATE!ö duel voices rang out pointing out another thing that Kakashi was infamous for, almost as much asà
ôSorry, I woke up on the wrong side of the bed and had to go back to sleep to get up on the right sideö àHis lame excuses
As he went through the instructions for the tasked that he had memorised through repeating, He mentally when through their files as he assessed each prospective Genin.
First the singular Kunoichi, Sakura Haruno, the first ninja in her clan since her great garndfather, the messenger-nin 102 stood striaght as she wormed her lip in worry as Kakashi went on. Her bright Pink hair shone in the morning sunlight, deining her from the typical ninja path of stealth, She tried to make up for it with her simple green dress, unfortunally, the shade of green of her dress, more matched her lumonius green eyes then any type of foliage Kakashi had ever seen. This combined with the pink tinge to her skin from the quick glances to the boy next to her made her impossible not to notice.
Her chakra control and test scores showed that she had a great potential for a Genjustu mistress of Medic-nin.
Standing next to her was the sole Uchiha, Sasuke, proclaimed by many as a genius and by himself as an Avenger. He wore a dark gray Cheongsam, perfect for an Urban or nocturnal ninja.
Kakashi had high hopes for Sasuke, ever since he had, at age nine, used the Uchiha fortune to employ several discreate families of artificers to turn the Uchiha compound into one huge, private, training ground for the Uchiha heir and leading Sasuke down the path towards becoming a great Taijutsu and Ninjutsu master.
However, it looked like they had done more than build a training ground judging by the bluging pockets of his yellow belt.
Finally there was Naruto Uzumaki, owner of the largest file of any academy student, full of notes and warning about the Kyuubi container. But nestled in between all the complaints from Naruto pranking days was indications that regardless of his orange jumpsuit, Naruto was trained as a Stealth specialist after it was noticed that his Henge was solid.
Unfortunately due to his brash nature and short attention span, it was decided that Naruto did not have the right temperament for deep cover and almost no ability to act as his target for any length of time. Although it did increase his ability to evade purist, to the dismay of many ANBU and Shopkeepers.
So that left Kakashi with a promising Genjutsu mistress from a non-nin clan, the last ninja from a bloodline clan, and an excitable idiot to mould into competent shinobi.
ôàwith intent to killö Kakashi finished as he prepared himself for the inevitable.
He swayed to one side grasping a flailing arm as it went past where he was only seconds before, and with an almost nonchalant shrug, sent an orange body flying through the air till it hit a tree.
He gave the two still standing his patented eye smile TM, ôI didnÆt say begin yetö
He felt a small shiver of guilty pleasure as he watched all three of his students, including the orange mass still getting to his feet, tense as he reached inside his jacket. Only his ANBU training stopped the small chuckle from escaping his lips as those three students deflated when they saw what he held.
ôYou have until the Alarm rings to capture the bellsö He announced as he placed the afore mentioned clock onto a conveniently placed boulder with a flourish, he waited for a second, just to build the tension, before he whispered ôBegin!ö
He watched with satisfaction as Sasuke reached into a pocket of his belt, and through down a smoke bomb to obscure his departure, in a textbook example of stealth, and judging by the tingle on his skin, the smoke seemed to be chakra enhanced somehow, which would make it difficult to see through with any type of d¶jutsu. Although the unneeded declaration of ôGo Go Uchiha smokebombö was a habit that he would have to break.
He also noted with some surprise Sakura concentrate chakra for a second before a large pink whirlpool appeared behind her. He was just able to make out her stepping back into it before the sight of her was hidden behind the smoke.
The smoke gradually cleared leaving the clearing empty of two of his students, the third on the other handà
ôYou really donÆt understand the concept of stealth, do youö
NarutoÆs eyes shone with determination as he proudly proclaimed ôIÆm going to get one of those bellsö
Kakashi ignore him as he reached into his jacket for one of Jiraiya masterpieces, his fingers had just closed on the spine when he felt a spike of Chakra from his would be student, causing him to glance up.
And up.
Where his once orange clad midget of a student had once stood, now stood a blood red behemoth of bulging muscle, his hand still in the seal for Henge, while another pair of hands thumped into each other with menace.
And Standing at over 7 feet, with itÆs four eyes glowing yellow, and wrapped in tough looking blood skin, Naruto could do menace with surprising ease.
Especially considering he was still wearing his orange jumpsuit.
ôWELL SENSEIö he growled ôWANT TO TRY TO STOP ME?ö
Kakashi sighed, it looked like he wouldnÆt be able to read his book anytime soon.
----<END>----
Sakura û Blink from exiles, teleporter
Sasuke û Gadgeteer which has a mix between Inspector Gadget and Adam WestÆs Batmam, with deus ex machina gadgets instead of deus ex machina eyes
Naruto û Ben10
This scene fails to capture the nature of Kefka. Kefka is an Absurd!Nihilist.
For example, Kefka's line of "There is sand on my boots" was uttered while he was walking through the desert. Do you see and understand the absurdity of Kefka's line there now? Kefka is hard to pull off, as it requires an large amount of wit, sarcasm, and surrealism to pull off just right.
Btw, here's an picture of what Kefka looks like for those too lazy to search it up yourselves. And here's an picture of a creepy yet cool doll figurine someone made of Kefka. (You just know Kankuro would make a puppet based off of Kefka if he ever encountered the character of Kefka (imprint or otherwise))
For example, Kefka's line of "There is sand on my boots" was uttered while he was walking through the desert. Do you see and understand the absurdity of Kefka's line there now? Kefka is hard to pull off, as it requires an large amount of wit, sarcasm, and surrealism to pull off just right.
Btw, here's an picture of what Kefka looks like for those too lazy to search it up yourselves. And here's an picture of a creepy yet cool doll figurine someone made of Kefka. (You just know Kankuro would make a puppet based off of Kefka if he ever encountered the character of Kefka (imprint or otherwise))
The bug has bitten me again. Enjoy.
Konoha Training Ground Seven, Four O'Clock
It was a mild day, and fairly quiet for Training Ground Seven. Though not technically alive, the trees that were the Shodai Hokage's legacy were, shall we say, at least somewhat aware? Being used and abused as they had for the past fifty years, they appreciated the off days. Though they couldn't quite figure out just why it was an off day. For sitting in the clearing were three... Students would be the best word, if trees had words. Genin might even be appropriate, except for the fact they hadn't passed their Jounin-sensei's test. For now, they merely were. And the trees appreciated that they had been quite and kind, if a bit odd.
Curses. If the trees could, the storm would be here. Striding lazily into the clearing was a man they recognized insofar as a tree could tell the difference between a human male and a shrubbery. Known to his pupils as Kakashi the late, he was nevertheless known to the trees as Kakashi the Tree Murderer. Had they been capable of shuddering, they would have. Instead, they waited. And glared, insofar as a tree could, which to tell the truth wasn't actually very much.
Kakashi himself was looking frazzled and tired. That morning he had, in all good intention, intended on only being several hours late and arriving just after lunch. Instead, he had missed nearly the entire day. Were an enterprising young sapling listening, they might here the words "Fucking Iruka," coming from his lips. But alas, there were no saplings here. So Kakashi continued into the clearing. What he found there was enough to turn his hair white, had it not already been light grey in the first place.
Sitting in the center of the clearing was a... a car. Kakashi had once served on a long term mission to the far west of the elemental countries, in a land that had no ninja, but people they called Knights and the like. There, instead of using horses and carts, they rode around in steam powered contraptions called Cars. And these cars often were marked with wild paintschemes, and bars of symbols on their front.
This car, however, was all black, and far smoother and looked a lot less likely to fall apart at any given moment then the car's Kakashi had seen. Instead of the symbol plate on the front, a Konoha Hitaiate adorned that position.
"That's gotta be a henge," he muttered under his breath, and lifted his Hitaiate. As the fine lines of the Sharingan enhanced vision overlayed with his normal sight, he frowned. It was definitely a car. And then he saw it, whatever it was, staring back. A whooshing noise of some sort, rythmic and steady repeated itself as some strange red light folded in on itself and out again. Were this not a car in front of him, Kakashi might have thought the light to be a Sharingan Eye, continually spinning. Instead, he put it out of his mind and kept looking for his students.
To the left of the car sat someone he could only assume was Haruno Sakura. Pink hair? check. Green eyes? check, brown furry animal of some sort sitting on shoulder..... wait.
As Kakashi's cognitive functions caught up with the rest of his senses, he looked the girl over once again. Curled up against a tree, he could hear light snores coming from her. The small furry thing that curled against her neck he could ignore he supposed, however the bright crimson leotard and the strangely modified Hitaiate.... Well Kakashi supposed he could ignore those too. However, it was the lyrical instrument that lay next to her that really set Kakashi's senses off. While strange and not in any familiar design, Kakashi finally picked it out as a Chakra powered Guitar. A variant of chakra blades designed for ex ninja turned performers, it was a rare and valuable artifact. What the girl was doing with it was probably none of Kakashi's business, though he wondered what practical use it could have on a mission.
"Well at least you're here. My other two charges of which there is no sign," Kakashi muttered, failing to see neither hide nor hair of Naruto.
"Naruto is in the tree to your left, sleeping on a hammock," said a voice that Kakashi recognized as Sasuke's. However scanning the clearing, he saw no hint of the thirteen year old genin. And that Whoosh, whooshing from the car was getting on his nerves. Kakashi kept looking. Then his gaze came back to the car.
"Too much sake, that's all it is. I'm just hallucinating," Kakashi said. The red light of the car Whooshed at him. "There's no way that car is Sasuke."
"Oh, it's likelier then you think," said the car. "What I get for trying to copy the Dobe's fucking transformation jutsu. He doesn't know the first thing about transformation, and now I'm stuck like this."
Kakashi massauged his forehead.
"So you're a car then? Hows that working out for you?" Kakashi asked, giving the dream a chance.
"Rather well, actually. The part of me that was a brooding emo bastard is sitting behind several firewalls at the moment," the car said. And then it emitted a noise that sounded like several thousand moose in choir. There was a flurry of movement from above Kakashi before Naruto swung down a harness of some sort out of the canopy of the large tree. Kakashi twitched as the glaring lack of orange made it self known, and the dimminutive trickster started to say something that sounded suspiciously like 'The trees ar-'.
"AAH! Don't talk. We've got an hour left, so all you you just attack me and get it over with. You take the fucking bells and you're genin for good, you don't and you get to go back to the academy for another year, DO YOU HEAR ME?" Kakashi yelled. He never yelled, lazy arse that he was, and indeed he thought he might be coming down with something. Case of terminal pissed offedness.
Of course, Kakashi would regret his words in three... two... on- A harpoon lanced through the space where Kakashi had been, then reeled back to the black sedan, which raced off through the forest at blinding speeds. As Kakashi jumped from tree to tree staying ahead of the manic contraption, he almost missed as a blast of green energy sang forth from Sakura's... guitar. As loud riffs shook the air, she caught his eye and winked, winked damnit!
"LET'S GO tsukinukeyou ze
yume de mita yoake e
mada mada tooi kedo
MAYBE dou ni ka naru no sa
ai ga areba itsu datte,"
Sakura sang, firing bolts of greenish white energy that made Kakashi want to abandon his mission and dance for some reason. Fortunately that thought made him think of Mighto Gai, and if anything, Kakashi had resolved to never be anything like Mighto Gai. Instead, he fired off a high powered Katon at the car, enough to melt even the finest steel. The car raced through unscathed, and fired off some form of yellow beam. Kakashi kawamiried out of the way.
"ore no uta wo kikeba
kantan na koto sa
futatsu no HA-TO wo KUROSU saseru nante"
There was no sign of Naruto, where the hell was Naruto? Kakashi didn't have time to ponder as a dozen green arrows bolted past him. Atop a tree to his left stood Naruto, crazy looking Bow in hand. He smirked and knocked another two arrows.
"yozora wo kakeru LOVE HEART
moeru omoi wo nosete
kanashimi to nikushimi wo uchiotoshite yuke
omae no mune ni mo LOVE HEART
massugu uketomete destiny
nan-oku-kousen no kanata e mo
totsugeki LOVE HEART!"
Sakura continued to fire multi hued beams of energy at him, and then the last Uchiha automobile did something odd and fired itself upwards at him, jumpting like no collection of metal and plastics should. It nearly piled over him if not for the timely intervention of a lightning bolt. Kakashi panted, and shuishinned back to the clearing. The sound of crunching trees as the Last Uchiha Automobile raced towards him was nothing compared to the rock music coming from Sakura.
Someone tapped Kakashi on the shoulder, and he turned. Naruto stood grinning sheepishly astride an entire forest of trees. Trees with faces, arms, and legs. Trees that looked very angry right now.
"I tried to tell you sensei, but the trees really don't like you, dattebeyo!"
This was followed by even more crunching, though it was not trees breaking for once. And Kakashi? Well he would wake up in two days under the tender mercies of one of the Konoha doctors. He would find a letter on his bed addressed to him with no signier.
It said
C rank Mission, escort duty
But this was not the part that scared Kakashi. No, it was the 'Estimated time for mission: Three weeks.
Kakashi shivered in his bed.
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Well this was a little odd one, and not really cracky that much. I'm not so good at combat, so I apoligize if it's lackluster. Dialogue too, bleh.
Anyways, while Sasuke should be obvious, the others less so.
Sasuke: KITT (from Knight Rider)
Sakura: Mylene Jenius (from Macross Seven)
Naruto: Ambush Commander (Magic the Gathering elf, turns trees animate)
Konoha Training Ground Seven, Four O'Clock
It was a mild day, and fairly quiet for Training Ground Seven. Though not technically alive, the trees that were the Shodai Hokage's legacy were, shall we say, at least somewhat aware? Being used and abused as they had for the past fifty years, they appreciated the off days. Though they couldn't quite figure out just why it was an off day. For sitting in the clearing were three... Students would be the best word, if trees had words. Genin might even be appropriate, except for the fact they hadn't passed their Jounin-sensei's test. For now, they merely were. And the trees appreciated that they had been quite and kind, if a bit odd.
Curses. If the trees could, the storm would be here. Striding lazily into the clearing was a man they recognized insofar as a tree could tell the difference between a human male and a shrubbery. Known to his pupils as Kakashi the late, he was nevertheless known to the trees as Kakashi the Tree Murderer. Had they been capable of shuddering, they would have. Instead, they waited. And glared, insofar as a tree could, which to tell the truth wasn't actually very much.
Kakashi himself was looking frazzled and tired. That morning he had, in all good intention, intended on only being several hours late and arriving just after lunch. Instead, he had missed nearly the entire day. Were an enterprising young sapling listening, they might here the words "Fucking Iruka," coming from his lips. But alas, there were no saplings here. So Kakashi continued into the clearing. What he found there was enough to turn his hair white, had it not already been light grey in the first place.
Sitting in the center of the clearing was a... a car. Kakashi had once served on a long term mission to the far west of the elemental countries, in a land that had no ninja, but people they called Knights and the like. There, instead of using horses and carts, they rode around in steam powered contraptions called Cars. And these cars often were marked with wild paintschemes, and bars of symbols on their front.
This car, however, was all black, and far smoother and looked a lot less likely to fall apart at any given moment then the car's Kakashi had seen. Instead of the symbol plate on the front, a Konoha Hitaiate adorned that position.
"That's gotta be a henge," he muttered under his breath, and lifted his Hitaiate. As the fine lines of the Sharingan enhanced vision overlayed with his normal sight, he frowned. It was definitely a car. And then he saw it, whatever it was, staring back. A whooshing noise of some sort, rythmic and steady repeated itself as some strange red light folded in on itself and out again. Were this not a car in front of him, Kakashi might have thought the light to be a Sharingan Eye, continually spinning. Instead, he put it out of his mind and kept looking for his students.
To the left of the car sat someone he could only assume was Haruno Sakura. Pink hair? check. Green eyes? check, brown furry animal of some sort sitting on shoulder..... wait.
As Kakashi's cognitive functions caught up with the rest of his senses, he looked the girl over once again. Curled up against a tree, he could hear light snores coming from her. The small furry thing that curled against her neck he could ignore he supposed, however the bright crimson leotard and the strangely modified Hitaiate.... Well Kakashi supposed he could ignore those too. However, it was the lyrical instrument that lay next to her that really set Kakashi's senses off. While strange and not in any familiar design, Kakashi finally picked it out as a Chakra powered Guitar. A variant of chakra blades designed for ex ninja turned performers, it was a rare and valuable artifact. What the girl was doing with it was probably none of Kakashi's business, though he wondered what practical use it could have on a mission.
"Well at least you're here. My other two charges of which there is no sign," Kakashi muttered, failing to see neither hide nor hair of Naruto.
"Naruto is in the tree to your left, sleeping on a hammock," said a voice that Kakashi recognized as Sasuke's. However scanning the clearing, he saw no hint of the thirteen year old genin. And that Whoosh, whooshing from the car was getting on his nerves. Kakashi kept looking. Then his gaze came back to the car.
"Too much sake, that's all it is. I'm just hallucinating," Kakashi said. The red light of the car Whooshed at him. "There's no way that car is Sasuke."
"Oh, it's likelier then you think," said the car. "What I get for trying to copy the Dobe's fucking transformation jutsu. He doesn't know the first thing about transformation, and now I'm stuck like this."
Kakashi massauged his forehead.
"So you're a car then? Hows that working out for you?" Kakashi asked, giving the dream a chance.
"Rather well, actually. The part of me that was a brooding emo bastard is sitting behind several firewalls at the moment," the car said. And then it emitted a noise that sounded like several thousand moose in choir. There was a flurry of movement from above Kakashi before Naruto swung down a harness of some sort out of the canopy of the large tree. Kakashi twitched as the glaring lack of orange made it self known, and the dimminutive trickster started to say something that sounded suspiciously like 'The trees ar-'.
"AAH! Don't talk. We've got an hour left, so all you you just attack me and get it over with. You take the fucking bells and you're genin for good, you don't and you get to go back to the academy for another year, DO YOU HEAR ME?" Kakashi yelled. He never yelled, lazy arse that he was, and indeed he thought he might be coming down with something. Case of terminal pissed offedness.
Of course, Kakashi would regret his words in three... two... on- A harpoon lanced through the space where Kakashi had been, then reeled back to the black sedan, which raced off through the forest at blinding speeds. As Kakashi jumped from tree to tree staying ahead of the manic contraption, he almost missed as a blast of green energy sang forth from Sakura's... guitar. As loud riffs shook the air, she caught his eye and winked, winked damnit!
"LET'S GO tsukinukeyou ze
yume de mita yoake e
mada mada tooi kedo
MAYBE dou ni ka naru no sa
ai ga areba itsu datte,"
Sakura sang, firing bolts of greenish white energy that made Kakashi want to abandon his mission and dance for some reason. Fortunately that thought made him think of Mighto Gai, and if anything, Kakashi had resolved to never be anything like Mighto Gai. Instead, he fired off a high powered Katon at the car, enough to melt even the finest steel. The car raced through unscathed, and fired off some form of yellow beam. Kakashi kawamiried out of the way.
"ore no uta wo kikeba
kantan na koto sa
futatsu no HA-TO wo KUROSU saseru nante"
There was no sign of Naruto, where the hell was Naruto? Kakashi didn't have time to ponder as a dozen green arrows bolted past him. Atop a tree to his left stood Naruto, crazy looking Bow in hand. He smirked and knocked another two arrows.
"yozora wo kakeru LOVE HEART
moeru omoi wo nosete
kanashimi to nikushimi wo uchiotoshite yuke
omae no mune ni mo LOVE HEART
massugu uketomete destiny
nan-oku-kousen no kanata e mo
totsugeki LOVE HEART!"
Sakura continued to fire multi hued beams of energy at him, and then the last Uchiha automobile did something odd and fired itself upwards at him, jumpting like no collection of metal and plastics should. It nearly piled over him if not for the timely intervention of a lightning bolt. Kakashi panted, and shuishinned back to the clearing. The sound of crunching trees as the Last Uchiha Automobile raced towards him was nothing compared to the rock music coming from Sakura.
Someone tapped Kakashi on the shoulder, and he turned. Naruto stood grinning sheepishly astride an entire forest of trees. Trees with faces, arms, and legs. Trees that looked very angry right now.
"I tried to tell you sensei, but the trees really don't like you, dattebeyo!"
This was followed by even more crunching, though it was not trees breaking for once. And Kakashi? Well he would wake up in two days under the tender mercies of one of the Konoha doctors. He would find a letter on his bed addressed to him with no signier.
It said
C rank Mission, escort duty
But this was not the part that scared Kakashi. No, it was the 'Estimated time for mission: Three weeks.
Kakashi shivered in his bed.
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Well this was a little odd one, and not really cracky that much. I'm not so good at combat, so I apoligize if it's lackluster. Dialogue too, bleh.
Anyways, while Sasuke should be obvious, the others less so.
Sasuke: KITT (from Knight Rider)
Sakura: Mylene Jenius (from Macross Seven)
Naruto: Ambush Commander (Magic the Gathering elf, turns trees animate)
I have an idea, but I'm having trouble figuring out the character to use for Sakura to complete the team. Can anyone think of any lunatic nuns (preferably sword-or-gun-wielding) OTHER than Yumie from Hellsing or Rosette from Chrono Crusade? If not, can anyone think of a good androgynous priest that might work?
Er. How crazy do you mean? Would Ciel do? I'm not sure if Yukariko Sanada really counts, but that's a possibility...other than that, the main one I can think of is Sister Hildegard from the Joe's World books, but I'm not sure whether she's crazy or just really, really determined. Then again, almost no one's read that series, I imagine, so. :unsure:
Hopefully that's semi-helpful.
Hopefully that's semi-helpful.
This comes from a combination of reading this thread and watching "Justice League: The New Frontier" on the same day.
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"The World Finest Ninja Team, reporting for duty, sensei!"
Kakashi looked up when he heard the voice and froze. This was his team?
Sasuke looked ALMOST like a ninja, the black body armor and cloak were a bit excentric but not too bad. The cowl with..horns?...ears, maybe? Watever it was it made for a strange mask. On his chest was what at first glance resembled the Uchiha Fan symbol. Only the red part had been replaced with a yellow oval with a bat inside it.
Sakura on the other hand looked like the second coming of Tsunade, tall, powerfull, endowed. The fact that she wore a skimpy red and blue outfit trimmed with gold armor also deserved notice.(Why she wore any armor while exposing that much skin was a whole other question.) Finally she had a length of rope in hand and replaced her headband with a tiara.
Finally there was the one who spoke. Naruto Uzumaki stood proudly in between his teammates with his hands on his hips. The kid looked like he'd stolen a jumpsuit from Gai's closet and dyed it blue. On his chest was a sheild with the konoha leaf symbol on a yellow background. And hanging from his back was an...orange cape?
Kakashi had only one thought. 'I hope they don't pass. Gai would never let me live down such a strangly dressed team.'
(Meanwhile across Konoha.)
Gai was most pleased. "Neji, my pupil, I am so glad you have chosen to dress in our team colors!"
"It would seem that fate has a cruel sense of humer. But I will abide by my uniform." Spoke the newly appointed Green Lanturn.
Tenten ignored them since she was still wondering about her strange new bloodline that covered her in green flames. Not far away Lee was practicing the archery she had shown him and was mumbling something about boxing gloves.
It wouldn't be until a few months later when Jokemaru and Gazzaro of the Desert turned up at the Chunin Exams that a new age would begin. The age of...The Justice Leaves.
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Yeah, I'm not sure if that was good but it wouldn't quit bugging me to get out.
Naruto: Superman, The Nin of Tomorrow. Replacing all the red in the costume with orange and the S with a leaf.
Sasuke: Batman, The Dark Avenger. Makes sense in a lot of ways. Heir to a rich family driven by witnessing the death of his parents.
Sakura: Wonder Woman, I know it was already used but noone else would have really fit.
As a bonus I had Gai's team as three green colored DC heroes. Green Lanturn, Green Arrow, and Fire I was gonna make Tenten a female GA and Lee into Martian Manhunter, but it seemed insulting to turn a genius of hard work into the swiss army knife of superpowers.
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"The World Finest Ninja Team, reporting for duty, sensei!"
Kakashi looked up when he heard the voice and froze. This was his team?
Sasuke looked ALMOST like a ninja, the black body armor and cloak were a bit excentric but not too bad. The cowl with..horns?...ears, maybe? Watever it was it made for a strange mask. On his chest was what at first glance resembled the Uchiha Fan symbol. Only the red part had been replaced with a yellow oval with a bat inside it.
Sakura on the other hand looked like the second coming of Tsunade, tall, powerfull, endowed. The fact that she wore a skimpy red and blue outfit trimmed with gold armor also deserved notice.(Why she wore any armor while exposing that much skin was a whole other question.) Finally she had a length of rope in hand and replaced her headband with a tiara.
Finally there was the one who spoke. Naruto Uzumaki stood proudly in between his teammates with his hands on his hips. The kid looked like he'd stolen a jumpsuit from Gai's closet and dyed it blue. On his chest was a sheild with the konoha leaf symbol on a yellow background. And hanging from his back was an...orange cape?
Kakashi had only one thought. 'I hope they don't pass. Gai would never let me live down such a strangly dressed team.'
(Meanwhile across Konoha.)
Gai was most pleased. "Neji, my pupil, I am so glad you have chosen to dress in our team colors!"
"It would seem that fate has a cruel sense of humer. But I will abide by my uniform." Spoke the newly appointed Green Lanturn.
Tenten ignored them since she was still wondering about her strange new bloodline that covered her in green flames. Not far away Lee was practicing the archery she had shown him and was mumbling something about boxing gloves.
It wouldn't be until a few months later when Jokemaru and Gazzaro of the Desert turned up at the Chunin Exams that a new age would begin. The age of...The Justice Leaves.
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Yeah, I'm not sure if that was good but it wouldn't quit bugging me to get out.
Naruto: Superman, The Nin of Tomorrow. Replacing all the red in the costume with orange and the S with a leaf.
Sasuke: Batman, The Dark Avenger. Makes sense in a lot of ways. Heir to a rich family driven by witnessing the death of his parents.
Sakura: Wonder Woman, I know it was already used but noone else would have really fit.
As a bonus I had Gai's team as three green colored DC heroes. Green Lanturn, Green Arrow, and Fire I was gonna make Tenten a female GA and Lee into Martian Manhunter, but it seemed insulting to turn a genius of hard work into the swiss army knife of superpowers.
Kakashi let out an involuntary shudder. He didn't know if the Hokage had done this on purpose or not, but sitting in the clearing before him had to be one of the creepiest teams of genin he'd ever seen.
First there was Naruto who, far opposed from his normal loud and flashy orange jumpsuit, was now wearing a brown hooded cloak and brown slippers. His eyes had an empty, glassy look to them as he sat by the tree, staring into the lit lantern that he held in his hand.
Kakashi had been watching him for almost ten minutes and could swear that the boy hadn't blinked once. And what the hell was the lantern for?
Next to Naruto was Sasuke, who looked almost how Kakashi would have expected. He was crouched, not focusing on anything and, judging by the movement of his mouth, was muttering to himself. He wore bright red pants that were tied by a belt at the knees, and a tight black jacket over a long buttoned-down white shirt. Though his hair hid his eyes from view, the twisted smirk on his face spoke volumes for the boy's personality.
Finally, and though Kakashi couldn't figure out why, the most disturbing member of the team, Sakura was dressed in a bright red dress with a matching ribbon and hood, with a white apron tied on over top of it. In her hands she cradled a covered wicker basket, something that a normal person would bring to a picnic.
All that combined with the cheerful grin on her face made it seem like she was on a nice family outing instead of attempting to become a shinobi.
Deciding that they'd waited long enough, he made his appearance, and was basically ignored as his new students continued staring, muttering and humming. He quickly filled them in of the details to the test (and couldn't repress the urge to shiver at the glint in the eyes of Sakura and Sasuke when he mentioned that they should come at him with the intent to kill) and gave the signal to begin. Sakura was the first to react, as she began skipping merrily into the woods. Sasuke quietly followed suit, walking hunched over in an almost leisurely pace in another direction. Last was Naruto, who stumbled to his feet, pulled out what appeared to be a very small kitchen knife, and without a word began walking veeeeery veeerry sloooooowly toward Kakashi.
And quite frankly, it scared the living piss out of the man. In his time as a ninja he'd faced brutal cutthroats, assassins, and some of the most vicious and powerful people imaginable, and none of them even came close to freaking him out as much as this little emotionless, slow-walking, lantern-carrying boy before him did. The worst part was that he couldn't even rationalize his fear: At the pace the boy was going there was no way he'd be able to catch Kakashi, but the jounin just had this fear in the pit of his stomach that if he did get caught, something bad would happen.
With that in mind, he decided he'd go test out his other students first, and sprinted away.
"Let's start with Sakura," he resolved.
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"SASUKE! LET'S START WITH SASUKE!"
*BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM*
*RA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TAT*
"KA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! RUN SENSEI, RUN!!"
Oh and he did. All over the village he ran. He ran like the twelve year old girl that was currently assaulting him with grenades and an AK-47. He ran like a cat from a starving Akimichi. He ran so fast that some weird coyote flung itself over the edge of the Hokage monument trying to catch him on a poorly built ACME rocket car. And still the psychotic girl chased after him.
Where in the FUCK did that girl find so much heavy artillery?! And HOW in the fuck did she manage to fit it all into that tiny basket?!
"FIRE IN THE HOLE! TEE-HEE!"
*BOOOM*
And WHY THE FUCK wasn't she running out of ammo?!
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Panting like a dog, Kakashi finally came to a stop within the thick foliage of the forest. It had taken almost fifteen minutes of constant running, (part of which consisted of explaining to Gai that no this was not a challenge to him for a race, yes that was Haruno Sakura cackling maniacally behind him, and yes that was a flamethrower she was blasting them with,) but he had finally managed to lose the girl.
Now exhausted, clothes in tatters and scared to High Heaven, Kakashi realized just how badly he needed a vacation.
"The Legendary guy, huh? Feh!"
Kakashi looked around, spotting Sasuke entering the clearing in front of him. In his terror-filled sprint around Konoha, he'd forgotten that he was actually in the middle of testing the kids. He straightened up, trying to get back into the swing of things. At least Sasuke didn't seem to be carrying any weapons of massive destruction anywhere on him.
Sasuke smirked. "Don't think for one second you can escape. Orochi's curse is upon you!"
Kakashi's eyes widened. Orochi? Surely he couldn't mean Orochimaru the Sannin? What could he have possibly done to Sasuke?
"What do you mean, Sasuke?"
The Uchiha's body trembled as purple flames enveloped his fists. "You will burn! Burn until your blood BOILS!"
To Kakashi's credit, even in his weakened state he managed to dodge every single purple fireball that was sent his way, and he would have successfully been able to disable the Uchiha if he hadn't heard the distant 'La-La-La'ing' of THAT GIRL coming closer and closer to them. Unfortunately, it distracted him just long enough.
"Fun time's over!" Sasuke announced as he appeared directly behind the jounin instructor, and then proceeded to absolutely maul him in a flurry of kicks, punches, claws and even teeth. "Scream! Cry! Weep! And then-" He grabbed the back of Kakashi's tattered vest, engulfing his entire body in flames. "DIE!"
Kakashi screamed bloody murder, as one is wont to do when they're being burned alive. Blowing right past the laughing boy, he returned to the clearing where they had all started and jumped headlong into the nearby lake, effectively putting out the flames and offering a slightly soothing relief to his very damaged body.
As he weakly dragged himself onto the shore, he knew only one thing for certain. These kidsàno, these monsters absolutely could not be passed. Oh sure, they were qualified enough if they could do this kind of damage to him, but if he passed them today, that would mean he would have to be responsible for them. Follow them on missions. Be within five miles of them! And that he just could not do, no way no-
àWas he forgetting something?
Looking up, he saw with great horror that Naruto was standing directly over him, lantern and knife firmly in hand. The two stared at one another, unmoving for a good five seconds, and then-
"Doink!"
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
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Naruto: A Tonberry (Final Fantasy)
Sasuke: Iori 'Riot of the Blood' Yagami (King of Fighters)
Sakura: Bulleta B. Hood (Darkstalkers)
First there was Naruto who, far opposed from his normal loud and flashy orange jumpsuit, was now wearing a brown hooded cloak and brown slippers. His eyes had an empty, glassy look to them as he sat by the tree, staring into the lit lantern that he held in his hand.
Kakashi had been watching him for almost ten minutes and could swear that the boy hadn't blinked once. And what the hell was the lantern for?
Next to Naruto was Sasuke, who looked almost how Kakashi would have expected. He was crouched, not focusing on anything and, judging by the movement of his mouth, was muttering to himself. He wore bright red pants that were tied by a belt at the knees, and a tight black jacket over a long buttoned-down white shirt. Though his hair hid his eyes from view, the twisted smirk on his face spoke volumes for the boy's personality.
Finally, and though Kakashi couldn't figure out why, the most disturbing member of the team, Sakura was dressed in a bright red dress with a matching ribbon and hood, with a white apron tied on over top of it. In her hands she cradled a covered wicker basket, something that a normal person would bring to a picnic.
All that combined with the cheerful grin on her face made it seem like she was on a nice family outing instead of attempting to become a shinobi.
Deciding that they'd waited long enough, he made his appearance, and was basically ignored as his new students continued staring, muttering and humming. He quickly filled them in of the details to the test (and couldn't repress the urge to shiver at the glint in the eyes of Sakura and Sasuke when he mentioned that they should come at him with the intent to kill) and gave the signal to begin. Sakura was the first to react, as she began skipping merrily into the woods. Sasuke quietly followed suit, walking hunched over in an almost leisurely pace in another direction. Last was Naruto, who stumbled to his feet, pulled out what appeared to be a very small kitchen knife, and without a word began walking veeeeery veeerry sloooooowly toward Kakashi.
And quite frankly, it scared the living piss out of the man. In his time as a ninja he'd faced brutal cutthroats, assassins, and some of the most vicious and powerful people imaginable, and none of them even came close to freaking him out as much as this little emotionless, slow-walking, lantern-carrying boy before him did. The worst part was that he couldn't even rationalize his fear: At the pace the boy was going there was no way he'd be able to catch Kakashi, but the jounin just had this fear in the pit of his stomach that if he did get caught, something bad would happen.
With that in mind, he decided he'd go test out his other students first, and sprinted away.
"Let's start with Sakura," he resolved.
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"SASUKE! LET'S START WITH SASUKE!"
*BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM*
*RA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TAT*
"KA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! RUN SENSEI, RUN!!"
Oh and he did. All over the village he ran. He ran like the twelve year old girl that was currently assaulting him with grenades and an AK-47. He ran like a cat from a starving Akimichi. He ran so fast that some weird coyote flung itself over the edge of the Hokage monument trying to catch him on a poorly built ACME rocket car. And still the psychotic girl chased after him.
Where in the FUCK did that girl find so much heavy artillery?! And HOW in the fuck did she manage to fit it all into that tiny basket?!
"FIRE IN THE HOLE! TEE-HEE!"
*BOOOM*
And WHY THE FUCK wasn't she running out of ammo?!
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Panting like a dog, Kakashi finally came to a stop within the thick foliage of the forest. It had taken almost fifteen minutes of constant running, (part of which consisted of explaining to Gai that no this was not a challenge to him for a race, yes that was Haruno Sakura cackling maniacally behind him, and yes that was a flamethrower she was blasting them with,) but he had finally managed to lose the girl.
Now exhausted, clothes in tatters and scared to High Heaven, Kakashi realized just how badly he needed a vacation.
"The Legendary guy, huh? Feh!"
Kakashi looked around, spotting Sasuke entering the clearing in front of him. In his terror-filled sprint around Konoha, he'd forgotten that he was actually in the middle of testing the kids. He straightened up, trying to get back into the swing of things. At least Sasuke didn't seem to be carrying any weapons of massive destruction anywhere on him.
Sasuke smirked. "Don't think for one second you can escape. Orochi's curse is upon you!"
Kakashi's eyes widened. Orochi? Surely he couldn't mean Orochimaru the Sannin? What could he have possibly done to Sasuke?
"What do you mean, Sasuke?"
The Uchiha's body trembled as purple flames enveloped his fists. "You will burn! Burn until your blood BOILS!"
To Kakashi's credit, even in his weakened state he managed to dodge every single purple fireball that was sent his way, and he would have successfully been able to disable the Uchiha if he hadn't heard the distant 'La-La-La'ing' of THAT GIRL coming closer and closer to them. Unfortunately, it distracted him just long enough.
"Fun time's over!" Sasuke announced as he appeared directly behind the jounin instructor, and then proceeded to absolutely maul him in a flurry of kicks, punches, claws and even teeth. "Scream! Cry! Weep! And then-" He grabbed the back of Kakashi's tattered vest, engulfing his entire body in flames. "DIE!"
Kakashi screamed bloody murder, as one is wont to do when they're being burned alive. Blowing right past the laughing boy, he returned to the clearing where they had all started and jumped headlong into the nearby lake, effectively putting out the flames and offering a slightly soothing relief to his very damaged body.
As he weakly dragged himself onto the shore, he knew only one thing for certain. These kidsàno, these monsters absolutely could not be passed. Oh sure, they were qualified enough if they could do this kind of damage to him, but if he passed them today, that would mean he would have to be responsible for them. Follow them on missions. Be within five miles of them! And that he just could not do, no way no-
àWas he forgetting something?
Looking up, he saw with great horror that Naruto was standing directly over him, lantern and knife firmly in hand. The two stared at one another, unmoving for a good five seconds, and then-
"Doink!"
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
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Naruto: A Tonberry (Final Fantasy)
Sasuke: Iori 'Riot of the Blood' Yagami (King of Fighters)
Sakura: Bulleta B. Hood (Darkstalkers)
Had a couple of ideas but have no idea how to implement them.
Naruto proud possessor of the hero dial
Sasuke the Resurrection Man
Sakura has a great friend a pink genie that looks like a thunderbolt
All of which are from Dc comics
Also
"Alright if you want to win you must come at me with intent to kill" said Kakashi as he reached for his book. Naruto and Sasuke both shared a look as the stepped away from Sakura. Both set their feet and stared Kakashi straight in the eyes as they screamed out " GUYVER!"
Naruto proud possessor of the hero dial
Sasuke the Resurrection Man
Sakura has a great friend a pink genie that looks like a thunderbolt
All of which are from Dc comics
Also
"Alright if you want to win you must come at me with intent to kill" said Kakashi as he reached for his book. Naruto and Sasuke both shared a look as the stepped away from Sakura. Both set their feet and stared Kakashi straight in the eyes as they screamed out " GUYVER!"