Evangelion Alternate Guardians for Rei

Lord Raa

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#1
Now, I know that Gendo would not allow anyone to jeopardise his plans, but what if someone else raised Rei?

Someone like....

Alucard from Hellsing?

Or maybe the Black Lagoon company?



Come on people you know that there's a crackfic or three out there from this idea :p
 

Dartz_IRL

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#2
Black Lagoon...

Rei V anyone? I think I did that, but only for a short gag type thing.

"Lordy Lord fucking Christ Mary-Sues..."

Random did one with Rei moving in with Kaji, I think it was called 'Folded Wings'. It was...well it was a Random fic, what do you expect.
 

windfalcon

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#3
Rei with.... Kasumi Tendo a la Ranma 1/2.

Girl who is emotionally dead? Meet girl who is perpetually positive...

Rei would either kill herself, kill Kasumi, or find herself saying oh my in that emotionless tone of hers...

Haruhi Suzumiya (older version) would be a nice bit of crack... though all in all, it would mostly be por Kyon raising the girl.
 

GoatMan

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#4
Alright, you want a really wacky idea?

Michael Coldsmith Briggs III, or "Archangel" from Airwolf.

Rei would be wearing nothing but white dresses, white slacks with her white turtlenecks, and anything associated with the color white, while refined in the ways of upper-class covert ops.
 

captainpg

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#5
windfalcon said:
Rei with.... Kasumi Tendo a la Ranma 1/2.

Girl who is emotionally dead? Meet girl who is perpetually positive...

Rei would either kill herself, kill Kasumi, or find herself saying oh my in that emotionless tone of hers...
Rei with an imagination is just a big enough wrench in the works.
It could be as simple as some X-over character being part of the Gehern staff and unwittingly undoing Gendo's efforts of making her emotionally inert.
Kasumi getting a job as a nurse and winds up telling Rei stories of Ranma's exploits whenever she performs Rei's physicals when Ritsuko's busy.
I can imagine Rei pouring water on Shinji and asking him why he's not turning into a girl.(Or on Asuka and wondering why she doesnt turn back into Shinji.)
 

GenocideHeart

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#6
Rei raised by THE /b/tard by definition - ANONYMOUS.

"You gonna get REIped!"

:snigger:
 

Ordo

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#7
Dr. Tanubaum From Bioshock. I kind of like the image of a Big Daddy following Rei around where ever she goes. It might not take kindly to what it would percieve as Mistreatment of it's little sister.

Gendo: "Rei, you will pilot the eva against...."

BD: "GROOOOWWWLLL!"

Voice1: "It's Loose!"

Voice2:"Shoot it, shoot it!.........Oh my Go-"

BD crashes through the wall and hoists Gendo up by his neck as it's drill begins to whirl menacingly.

V from V for Vendetta or Evie.

Rei with a very dry sense of humor and a slight flair for the dramatic, and a love for old movies and plays?
 

WannabeKurt

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#9
William Shakespeare

Nanao Ise

Ichimaru Gin...oh god i just scared meself...
 

SotF

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#11
By Tobi..

"Rei is a good girl..."
 

SotF

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#13
David Alan Abramczyk said:
Jus-Just who is this Tobi everyone keeps talking about, anyway?
One of the few amusing characters from Naruto.
 
#14
regarding Haruhi - oh heck. I can just see Gendou smiling evilly at the Brigade, claiming it's important and all that bull that Rei's piloting Evangelions, Haruhi, of course is positively for it (her junior SOS-dan member becomes part of an ancient conspiracy!) and Kyon's facepalming as if there's no tomorrow.

Besides, the interesting similarities between Yuki und Rei.

Hm. Another interesting possibilty regarding a Guardian for Rei would be Belldandy, of AMG; I mean, Rei *is* somehow related to them.
 

GenocideHeart

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#15
How about Komamura from Bleach?

Yes, it's random. Yes, I'm sure there is a way to work him in a crackfic like this. :p
 

minstril

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#16
NanuNanu14 said:
Brianna Diggers, for the crack factor

Tex, for more crack
For Tex, that brought a scene to my mind

Rei's being wheeled out on a stretcher and Shinji catch's her when it falls over, with one eye uncovered she says "Buenos dias, cockbite'
 

Prince Charon

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#17
Rei raised by Ichigo and Rukia.

Semi-related idea: all of the Rei-clones have separate souls, and Rei I was adopted after her death by Ichigo and Rukia (and/or whoever else you want to 'ship him with). Soul Society has no intention of allowing Gendo and SEELE to kill the whole world in an attempt to become gods.
 

Stratagemini

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#18
Rei raised by Luna Lovegood.

Can't you just hear her delivering wildly outrageous theories and stories about bizzare animals that don't really exist in that Deadpan voice? The potential just for Asuka's reaction is priceless.

Even more priceless would be if Gendo couldn't stop her from spouting off classified info with the bizzare theories so after Rei just spouted off a bunch of ridiculous lies and one classified detail He has to reprimand her for releasing classified info.

This is the perfect recipe to torment Asuka.
 

PCHeintz72

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#19
Hmmm... how about this one for a lark

The Doctor, from Voyager.
 

GoatMan

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#20
I'm sorry, you mentioned the Doctor once before for Shinji's guardian.

No, you want to have fun, have Rei raised by Sergeant Todd from "Soldier".
 

SotF

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#21
How about her being raised by The Doctor from Doctor Who...mass mayhem would probably ensue.
 

windfalcon

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#22
Rei, raised by Roger Smith and R Dorothy...

"Ikari Gendo.. you are a louse"

Alternately, Rei raised by Dorothy, Shinji raised by Roger Smith, and Asuke raised by Norman...
 

PCHeintz72

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#23
GoatMan said:
I'm sorry, you mentioned the Doctor once before for Shinji's guardian.

No, you want to have fun, have Rei raised by Sergeant Todd from "Soldier".
Both are equally valid.

As for your counter suggestion. I have never heard of it.

EDIT: Actually, i might have, is that the one where the guy is in a contest with a robot to determine the better soldier for a military project, I saw about 10 minutes of it once.
 

GoatMan

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#24
PCHeintz72 said:
GoatMan said:
I'm sorry, you mentioned the Doctor once before for Shinji's guardian.

No, you want to have fun, have Rei raised by Sergeant Todd from "Soldier".
Both are equally valid.

As for your counter suggestion. I have never heard of it.

EDIT: Actually, i might have, is that the one where the guy is in a contest with a robot to determine the better soldier for a military project, I saw about 10 minutes of it once.
Just look up Kurt Russell's roles on IMDB.com.

"But... one soldier against seventeen soldiers... What are you going to do?"

"I'm going to kill them all, Sir!"
 
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