Evangelion Alternate Guardians For Shinji

Da-Guru

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Robots can too drink!



But yeah, all joking aside, I have an idea that I find oddly intriguing: Ikari Shinji as raised by DC's Holy Trinity of Batman, Superman, and Wonder Woman.

It was inspired when I was looking through some comics and came upon Kingdom Come. All spoilers aside, they mention the idea of a kid raised by all three of them at the end...and I thought, "Why not Shinji?"

Hmm, a Shinji with a very strong sense of justice, an uncompromising ethical code that he sticks to regardless of how much it hurts him.

He has no powers. His training is about what you'd expect from a teenage boy. That is, he can defend himself but he's not really up to roof hopping.

It'd be tough to keep from Stu-ing him. Throw in a bunch of self-loathing for his failures (like the casualties of the Sachiel fight) and that might even him out a bit. Maybe even an inferiority complex from being raised by three paragons and never managing to measure up to the standards they placed on themselves. You'd also have to keep his overall effect on the plot limited to what he can actually do. For instance, Shinji isn't going to be able to reason that the AT field might be similar enough to Superman's invulnerability field to use Kryptonite on an Angel. But Bruce or Lex might figure that out. Hell, maybe save that one for Supes himself to conjure up.

The other issues come from the Trinity themselves. Bruce is easy enough to handle. No matter how badass you are, a broken spine is a broken spine. So yeah, he could be wheelchair bound due to a Second Impact injury. So keep him as a voice over a telephone or messages over IM. Kal-El probably wouldn't want to get involved due to having prior engagements like the reconstruction of certain cities or other major issues to deal with. Diana, same. Or maybe Wonder Woman returned to her home to help them rebuild after Shinji left to go to Tokyo 3. I dunno. But they'd have to stay out of the plot for a good bit.

Or there's another option. They're just too small. Supes gets smacked around by the Angels for the simple mass issues. And the AT field basically makes them as durable as the last Kryptonian himself. So the Trinity is largely useless against the Angels. So they work on other problems.
 
Any AT field can be pierced with sufficient power. Just let Supes pick up speed by flying around the planet a couple times and then smash into them directly. He may not be the Flash, but getting hit by something as tough as Superman flying at just a hair under c should put any Angel on the shelf. AT Field or not.
 

Lord Raa

Exporter of Juice Tins
GenocideHeart said:
Any AT field can be pierced with sufficient power. Just let Supes pick up speed by flying around the planet a couple times and then smash into them directly. He may not be the Flash, but getting hit by something as tough as Superman flying at just a hair under c should put any Angel on the shelf. AT Field or not.
But didn't you see that cover where Supes outran Flash?

It was on Superdickery.
 
Lord Raa said:
GenocideHeart said:
Any AT field can be pierced with sufficient power. Just let Supes pick up speed by flying around the planet a couple times and then smash into them directly. He may not be the Flash, but getting hit by something as tough as Superman flying at just a hair under c should put any Angel on the shelf. AT Field or not.
But didn't you see that cover where Supes outran Flash?

It was on Superdickery.
THAT NEVER HAPPENED.

:spank:
 

Lord Raa

Exporter of Juice Tins
GenocideHeart said:
THAT NEVER HAPPENED.

:spank:
<a href='http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=279:superman-just-cant-let-anyone-be-better-than-him&catid=28:superdickery&Itemid=54' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>I beg to differ, sir!</a>
 

Da-Guru

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You know, I'd think people would prefer to argue about the merits of the idea rather than comic book continuity/canon. But hey, I've been wrong before.

Personally, I ascribe to the literary agent hypothesis. That is, I figure that the people telling the story may have just made shit up to make the story more interesting. And thus, it doesn't really matter if it's slightly inconsistent from story to story. So long as it's consistent within the story itself and don't break my suspension of disbelief too badly.

All this fanwank is the reason why I don't like to talk about American comics. It's impossible to bring up the subject without people getting mad.

Besides, that might be a Silver Age Superman there. Silver Age Superman was essentially a god in human form. Hell, they had to invent new types of Kryptonite, give everyone and their mother Super-Copy-Powers, and show up other heroes to keep Superman interesting. This is the man that punched out a Cosmic Horror.

And I could mention that both Wally West and Barry Allen were limited to just below the speed of sound. Wally was the Flash that finally broke that barrier.
 

Crusader

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Shinji raised by <a href='http://callofduty.wikia.com/wiki/Alex_Mason' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>Alex Mason</a> or <a href='http://callofduty.wikia.com/wiki/Viktor_Reznov' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>Viktor Reznov</a>

If raised by Reznov my guess is that Shinji would be the new Chernov.
 

FourthWall

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Shinji as a Shikigami of the Gensokyo Portal Gun herself, Yukari Yakumo.

Or a Shikigami of a Shikigami.

Or a Shikigami of a Shikigami of a CHEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNN.
 

DaJuggernaut

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FourthWall said:
Shinji as a Shikigami of the Gensokyo Portal Gun herself, Yukari Yakumo.

Or a Shikigami of a Shikigami.

Or a Shikigami of a Shikigami of a CHEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNN.
This will only end in tears, giggles, trains, or surprise invasive surgery.

Edit: And the twelth angel will hate Yukari sooooooo much.
 

Da-Guru

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I wonder if the greatest hero of 20th century Hollywood has been mentioned: Atticus Finch.

How, then, about the greatest villain: Hannibal Lecter?
 
dmw4000 said:
FourthWall said:
Shinji as a Shikigami of the Gensokyo Portal Gun herself, Yukari Yakumo.

Or a Shikigami of a Shikigami.

Or a Shikigami of a Shikigami of a CHEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNN.
This will only end in tears, giggles, trains, and surprise invasive surgery.

Edit: And the twelth angel will hate Yukari sooooooo much.
FTFY
 
Heres some stuff i posted as Silver Sun 17 on Fanfiction.net, edited and copyed what i put in a challange fic
Angel Beats and Haruhi Suzumaya series

This is a challenge IÆm putting out to everyone. When Shinji is abandoned by Gendo, one of two things must happen.
1. God decides to Humanity a fighting chance and sends him to the Angel Beats cast to be raised by them.
a. Shinji will grow up in the afterlife, but age at a normal pace. This means that he will spend 9-10 years in the afterlife while still being alive.
b. He can take after any cast member as long as he gains some fighting abilities.
c. He will return to the real world in time to receive the letter.
d. Gendo must still think that his plans are intact up until Shinji arrives in Unit 01Æs hanger.
e. Allowed pairings: Shinji and Asuka, Shinji and Rei, Shinji and Hikari, Shinji and Mana, Shinji and Maya, Misato and Kanji.
f. Bashing allowed (NGE only) as long as itÆs tasteful
g. Yurippe is the primary mother figure
h. Straight pairings only
2. Harhui Suzumiya is bored to tears one day and ends up stumbling upon Gendo abandoning Shinji and in a fit of ôdivineö inspiration decides to have herself, Kyon and the SOS Brigade raise him as their son.
a. Shinji will get a little bit of HarhuiÆs powers, but he canÆt destroy the world if heÆs bored
b. His personality will be a mix of Harhui and Kyon.
c. The other members of the SOS brigade become his aunts and uncle
d. Harhui is the primary mother figure with Kyon as the Primary father figure
e. He gets the letter from Gendo at 14.
f. Again Gendo thinks every things according to plan until Shinji arrives in the hanger.
g. Must have lots of tasteful humor
h. Bashing allowed (NGE only) as long as itÆs tasteful
i. Allowed pairings: Shinji and Asuka, Shinji and Rei, Shinji and Hikari, Shinji and Mana, Shinji and Maya, Misato and Kanji.
j. Straight pairings only
k. Gender bending allowed

Shinji of Fairy tail

This Idea is that the Fairy Tail Guild Master uses a hidden portal to go a different world for a few days to get away from the insanity of his guild. While there he finds a 4 year-old boy being left at a train station by his father while being told he is useless. Makarov takes offense at this and offers the boy a new home with people who wonÆt leave him for such a stupid reason, the child accepts and so Shinji Ikari changes the fate of himself and his world in true Fairy Tail style (forge your path and who cares what others say). Gendo, there is no word in the English or Japanese languages for how screwed you truly are. (Paraphrase of a quote from Shinji and Warhammer 40k summary, one of the best written and most original fics ever.)
Some guidelines
1. 1. First he has to return to his world in time to receive the letter calling him to Tokyo-3 at the age of 14
2. 2. He can learn any style of magic other than dark magic
3. 3. No god like Shinji, powerful yes, but FARIY TAIL powerful, meaning mass destruction in his battles while still being able to be beaten and sometimes having to snag victory form the jaws of defeat.
4. 4. The time line must be set up to make Shinji the same age as Wendy.
5. 5. Allowed pairings: Shinji and Wendy, Shinji and Askuka, Shinji and Rei, Shinji and Hikari, Shinji and Mana, and Misato and Kanji. Everyone else, your choice who they end up with as long as there is no male + male pairings
6. 6. Tasteful bashing is allowed, over the top is not
7. 7. Shinji is and must remain a member of Fairy Tail
8. 8. He is allowed to be in any of Fairy TailÆs canon events as long as he goes through the NGE story line at 14.
As one would say in French
Gend?, vous sont vissÚs
Online translater, So donÆt flame me if i got the translation wrong



so what do you think?
 

Crusader

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Polgara the Sorceress and Durnik the Blacksmith-turned-sorcerer.

At least I didn't suggest Ce'Nedra :sweat2:
 
Crusader said:
Polgara the Sorceress and Durnik the Blacksmith-turned-sorcerer.

At least I didn't suggest Ce'Nedra :sweat2:
Is there any particular reason why Polgara wouldn't just flatten the angels herself? Because both her and her father can, rather easily might I add, nuke entire pieces of landscape off the map if the fancy strikes them... and she's very protective of family. As you should know - hell, Polgara is borderline unreasonable when she perceives ANY threat to those she cares about.
 

bissek

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Nodwick.

If Shinji's going to be a cosmic butt monkey, he might as well learn the trade from a professional.
 
Shinji trained by Big Boss himself if its not taken

CQC + Eva=Pure Win

Punch Punch Spin Kick=DEAD ANGEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
How about Barnabas Collins from Dark Shadows?
 

Crusader

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Shinji raised by <a href='http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nLfg479JI8&feature=channel' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>Sgt. Frank Woods</a>



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