Naruto Alternate Prisoners
- Thread starter Mr. Mysterious
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Andrew Joshua Talon said:
The Mythbusters or Mike Rowe. What havoc they would be causing that would make the Hokage seal Jamie Hieneman and Adam Savage into a baby I have no idea.
It just seems like it has at least a little potential for amusement.
It just seems like it has at least a little potential for amusement.
In response to your avatar Crovax...
Barney. Whenever he's faced with a violent confrontation, Naruto starts a nasally song and dance routine that results in the eyes and/or ears of every ninja who can see and/or hear him starting to bleed profuseley. They die shortly after, usually from a severe cranial aneurism.
Konoha learned their lesson quickly, after the first assassination attempt... now known as the "I Love You, You Love Me, Every Dies Massacre" that killed well over three hundred of Konoha's population in less than five minutes. Everyone in Konoha now has a set of chakra-activated earplugs, and the little training necessary to use them, and knows to close their eyes whenever Naruto's voice starts to turn nasal.
No one treats him badly, because that really sets him off.
Barney. Whenever he's faced with a violent confrontation, Naruto starts a nasally song and dance routine that results in the eyes and/or ears of every ninja who can see and/or hear him starting to bleed profuseley. They die shortly after, usually from a severe cranial aneurism.
Konoha learned their lesson quickly, after the first assassination attempt... now known as the "I Love You, You Love Me, Every Dies Massacre" that killed well over three hundred of Konoha's population in less than five minutes. Everyone in Konoha now has a set of chakra-activated earplugs, and the little training necessary to use them, and knows to close their eyes whenever Naruto's voice starts to turn nasal.
No one treats him badly, because that really sets him off.
Mr. Mysterious said:
In response to your avatar Crovax...
Barney. Whenever he's faced with a violent confrontation, Naruto starts a nasally song and dance routine that results in the eyes and/or ears of every ninja who can see and/or hear him starting to bleed profuseley. They die shortly after, usually from a severe cranial aneurism.
Konoha learned their lesson quickly, after the first assassination attempt... now known as the "I Love You, You Love Me, Every Dies Massacre" that killed well over three hundred of Konoha's population in less than five minutes. Everyone in Konoha now has a set of chakra-activated earplugs, and the little training necessary to use them, and knows to close their eyes whenever Naruto's voice starts to turn nasal.
No one treats him badly, because that really sets him off.
Barney. Whenever he's faced with a violent confrontation, Naruto starts a nasally song and dance routine that results in the eyes and/or ears of every ninja who can see and/or hear him starting to bleed profuseley. They die shortly after, usually from a severe cranial aneurism.
Konoha learned their lesson quickly, after the first assassination attempt... now known as the "I Love You, You Love Me, Every Dies Massacre" that killed well over three hundred of Konoha's population in less than five minutes. Everyone in Konoha now has a set of chakra-activated earplugs, and the little training necessary to use them, and knows to close their eyes whenever Naruto's voice starts to turn nasal.
No one treats him badly, because that really sets him off.
Gah, I can't really think of what hasn't been suggested at this point...
Mr. Mysterious said:
Carmen Sandiegofied!Naruto...
Me said:
"Paint the Hokage Monument?" Naruto asked quizzically. "Why the hell would I," he asked as he set down the bucket and the paintbrush, "do something so utterly mundane?"
With a smile, still standing on the head of the Shodai's carving, he looked at the ANBU across from him. The ANBU shuddered at the promise she could see in those blue eyes.
"Bye bye," Naruto declared with a grin. Then he added softly, "Boom."
The unseen marks he'd painted all over the Hokage Monument exploded into a crashing mix of rock and dust. Then his hand started flashing tbrough seals, before the ANBU woman could taker her first steps toward him. With a flash of white light and a puff of smoke, the boy was gone... and so was the monument he'd been standing on.
Sarutobi, still in his office, simply stared slack-jawed. He didn't even notice that his robes had caught fire until the flames reached a very sensitive area of his lap.
"DAMN! That's gonna leave a mark!"
Asuma, sitting across from him, was unable to contain his laughter as he idly wondered whether his father was talking about his lap or the missing monument. It didn't really matter, he was probably right in either case.
With a smile, still standing on the head of the Shodai's carving, he looked at the ANBU across from him. The ANBU shuddered at the promise she could see in those blue eyes.
"Bye bye," Naruto declared with a grin. Then he added softly, "Boom."
The unseen marks he'd painted all over the Hokage Monument exploded into a crashing mix of rock and dust. Then his hand started flashing tbrough seals, before the ANBU woman could taker her first steps toward him. With a flash of white light and a puff of smoke, the boy was gone... and so was the monument he'd been standing on.
Sarutobi, still in his office, simply stared slack-jawed. He didn't even notice that his robes had caught fire until the flames reached a very sensitive area of his lap.
"DAMN! That's gonna leave a mark!"
Asuma, sitting across from him, was unable to contain his laughter as he idly wondered whether his father was talking about his lap or the missing monument. It didn't really matter, he was probably right in either case.
Freiza from DBZ.
The Getbackers from well... Getbackers.
Tasker from Kiba. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Characters_of_Kiba#Key_Spirits
One of the Saints from Saint Seiya, preferably an evil one.
The Witchblade and its current wielder from Witchblade.
That's all I have for now.
The Getbackers from well... Getbackers.
Tasker from Kiba. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Characters_of_Kiba#Key_Spirits
One of the Saints from Saint Seiya, preferably an evil one.
The Witchblade and its current wielder from Witchblade.
That's all I have for now.
Daneel Rush said:
Flamewolf said:
Daneel Rush said:
- Souffle.
Kushina's hypothetical and absurdly cute little sister?
Seven-years-old Inuzuka Hana?
Twelve-years-old Mitarashi Anko?
All of the above, plus any loli within sight?
Fathers who now have to explain concepts to their daughter they didn't want to have to explain until they were thirty...they shall have their revenge!
decibels said:
Yagami Light from deathnote.
How easy would it be to win over a boy who has nothing else going for him? Try to angle things to spread 'justice' throughout this lawless world. Though admitedly without the death note his path is much more difficult, unless he starts studying jutsu making in an attempt to create a proxy...
Though for the record I love that Carman Sandeigo snip. Would be fun...