Ummm...I think that I am going to post some
translate (from french) quote from some of my "work in progress" (or "work in no progress" with my very bad case of writter block).
In order for you to understand, I'm going to state a fact immediatly : my story is an AU where Naruto arms and right leg are in fact mecanical prothesis (Auto-Mail for the fun of it) and he is a Powerfull/Dark/Cool!Naruto (he angst a little because he is only half human now, nothing big but he don't like when people talk about it).
He also have a "I-hate-you-but-care-non-the-less" relationship with Kyubi (who is still a giant sadistic bastard with homicidal tendency and help Naruto only because he don't want to die just yet).
On with the show...
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"...that is WHY you would never understand the burden of my curse !"
"For someone using a "all seing eye", you are very blind, aren't you ?"
"What did you say ?!"
"Look, I an curently shirtless and if you would open your eyes you would see that I HAVE A FUCKING SEAL BIGGER THAN YOUR HEAD -a wonder in itself- ON MY STOMAC !!! SO DON'T EVER SAID TO ME THAT I CAN'T UNDERSTAND THE BURDEN OF AN "ETERNAL CURSE" EVER AGAIN DUMBASS !!!"
Neji and Naruto during the chunin exam
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"And what are you going to do after killing your brother with gay-king-n?1 help ? Immitate your new sensei and open a gay bar ? Go after pretty teens boys for stealling their body ? For a suposed genius, you really have no brain..."
Naruto to Sasuke in the Valley of the End
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"Hai, Hatake-san..."
"It is "Kakashi-sensei", Naruto..."
"Only when you finally teach me something useful, Hatake-
san..."
Naruto to Kakashi
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"I'll cut his arms first !"
*Clang*
"Wh...what ?!!"
"You're going to need something a lot more sharp before hoping to be able to cut my arm shark-face..."
Kisame and Naruto for their first meeting
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"And what sort of "gadgets" do you have on you at the moment ?"
"And what sort of hidden weapon specialist would reveal his secrets ?"
Kakashi and Naruto during the team introduction
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"You !!! A DEMON !!! Ah...ahahah...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..."
Long silence...
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I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT A TRUE DEMON IS !!!"
Naruto (and Kyubi) to Zabuza
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"Listen and listen well you little selfish bastard, you are curently a celebrity, you have tons of fangirls moping at your feet, the whole village would do anything for you and at last, at one point of your life you have know the love of a family.
Me on the other hand I have nothing but hate and assassination to keep me compagny, I have been torture during 10 hours by fours sadistics bastards -may rot in deepest level of hell for all eternity-, see my right forearm been reduct to crisp by a katon jutsu, feel the teketsu of my left arm explosed, have the nerves of my right leg expose to a raiton jutsu until they totally shutdown and finally my left eye crush into marmellade while still linked to my body by the optic-nerve.
Now, thanks to that, I'm a happy fucking cyborg with only 45% of my body still human with the current mission to drag his best friend sorry ass back to village just after a crapy B-rank mission.
So now Sasuke, if you don't shut the hell up and stop your drama about how you hate me for saving you from a life as Orochimaru sex-slave, I am going to make that you are welcom in the soprano of the village chorus, GOT IT ?!!"
Naruto to Sasuke while dragin him by his left foot just after the Valley of the End
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Well, I hope it's not too boring for your taste...