Evangelion Fiendish Eva Idea Thread

Vassago

Well-Known Member
#51
PCHeintz72 said:
Would have been better if it was 'Pilot' 'not Pilot' instead.

Gendo: 'You will Pilot Unit 1'
Shinji: 'I won't'
Gendo: 'You will'
Shinji: 'I won't'
Gendo: 'You will'
Shinji: 'I won't'
Gendo: 'You will'
Shinji: 'I will'
Gendo: 'You won't'
Shinji: 'I will'
Gendo: 'You won't and that is final'
Shinji: 'Ok'? Walks out.
Gendo: 'This is not in the scenario'
How would that apply to Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck trying to figure out who would raise Shinji? It'd work when Shinji is finally summoned by to Tokyo-3 (or was it 2? I forgot), but Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck don't have anything to Pilot for Shinji.

I think you had a serious attack of the "misread somebodies post" syndrome. It doesn't help when you access the Hivemind and have hundreds of different minds all reading the same thing in different ways with different opinions being formed.
 

PCHeintz72

The Sentient Fanfic Search Engine mk II
#52
Vassago said:
PCHeintz72 said:
Would have been better if it was 'Pilot' 'not Pilot' instead.

Gendo: 'You will Pilot Unit 1'
Shinji: 'I won't'
Gendo: 'You will'
Shinji: 'I won't'
Gendo: 'You will'
Shinji: 'I won't'
Gendo: 'You will'
Shinji: 'I will'
Gendo: 'You won't'
Shinji: 'I will'
Gendo: 'You won't and that is final'
Shinji: 'Ok'á Walks out.
Gendo: 'This is not in the scenario'
How would that apply to Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck trying to figure out who would raise Shinji? It'd work when Shinji is finally summoned by to Tokyo-3 (or was it 2? I forgot), but Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck don't have anything to Pilot for Shinji.

I think you had a serious attack of the "misread somebodies post" syndrome. It doesn't help when you access the Hivemind and have hundreds of different minds all reading the same thing in different ways with different opinions being formed.
Ehhh...

Actually, you are only half right. I was not so much replying that what I wrote was better for that particular scenario of raising him, but I would have thought a scene I myself would have preferred seeing in a WB theme for a crack NGE story.
 

Prince Charon

Well-Known Member
#53
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#54
Prince Charon said:
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Yes, but she'd actually follow through.

And this presents the possibility of Asuka telling Toji and Kensuke "I'm bored. Let's have a threesome!"
 

Vassago

Well-Known Member
#55
PCHeintz72 said:
Ehhh...

Actually, you are only half right.? I was not so much replying that what I wrote was better for that particular scenario of raising him, but I would have thought a scene I myself would have preferred seeing in a WB theme for a crack NGE story.
Oh. Then I guess I'm the one suffering from the "misread somebodies post" syndrome. Quite troublesome that. :sweat2:
 

Lord Raa

Exporter of Juice Tins
#56



A penguin is indeed fine too.

I'm pondering a plan for this crackalicious idea.
 

BakaNeko

Well-Known Member
#57
Lord Raa said:
*Sexy picture snipped*

A penguin is indeed fine too.

I'm pondering a plan for this crackalicious idea.
A scenario where Penpen is a total pervert? or how about Shinji is really inside Penpen's head and a total pervert.

One of Rei's freaky powers could let her hear Shinji... and take him home...
 
#59
I think you're meaning... Transfusion... but I could be completely wrong. Granted it doesn't have the actual characters, but it is crack filled and hilarious.
 

bluepencil

that's why it's trash can, not trash cannot
#63
Actually, I've always found that it is the most incongruous of combinations that work the best.. or to be more precise, the crackiest. What really rubs the wrong way in thinking about it that is that the main characters are completely central to the theme of their stories. It's as if any other way would be 'robbing' them of their rightfully-earned awesomeness.
 

PCHeintz72

The Sentient Fanfic Search Engine mk II
#64
ceyx0991 said:
PCHeintz72 said:
Lord Raa said:
ceyx0991 said:
Is there any chance for a NGE/TT Gurren Lagann cross?
The two settings don't mesh.
Not just that... the whole feel does not mesh.
But you know you want to see Kamina forcing Shinji to grow a spine!
Not when on top of that I personally didn't like the series, at all.
 

Lord Raa

Exporter of Juice Tins
#65
bluepencil said:
Actually, I've always found that it is the most incongruous of combinations that work the best.. or to be more precise, the crackiest. What really rubs the wrong way in thinking about it that is that the main characters are completely central to the theme of their stories. It's as if any other way would be 'robbing' them of their rightfully-earned awesomeness.
Agreed, however, I like to think that I use a sliver of logic to set up most of my crackfics.

I can't see how a NGE/TTGL cross would work, given that their settings are so different. That is the stumbling block that I would have in writing such a crossover.
 

dogbertcarroll

Well-Known Member
#66
Shinji raised by... Brock Sampson!

Of course if you want to be a real bastard you could also have it turn out that Yui had an affair with Brock because Gendo was sterile.

Hmmm.

Gendo as a renegade member of the guild?

Rei arching Shinji?
 

Luthorne

Well-Known Member
#68
PCHeintz72 said:
Brock Sampson!
Ummm... Who is this guy?
Wiki Sez said:
Brock Samson is one of the main characters on the Adult Swim show The Venture Bros., serving as a parody of Doc Savage, Race Bannon and other super-competent individuals in adventure serials. His name is a play on Doc Samson (Doc/Brock) of Marvel Comics, who is based on on Biblical strongman Samson, with whom Brock shares a near-indestructible nature and, except for a few episodes at the beginning of the second season, long hair and similar appearance. He is voiced by Patrick Warburton.

Brock was born the older of two children to a single mother in Omaha, Nebraska. Little is known about his childhood or his background, aside from his 1/2 Swedish, 1/4th Polish, and 1/4th Winnebago ancestry.

Sometime around the early 1980s, he received a football scholarship to an unnamed college where his fellow students included Thaddeus "T.S." Venture, The Monarch, Pete White, and Werner ?nderbheit. Brock was assigned as a roommate for upper-classman Rusty Venture, who never much saw his future bodyguard except at night, when Brock would bring home a revolving door of female classmates to have sex with, while Rusty laid awake in the bottom bunk of their bunk bed set.

Brock's college career ended one fateful afternoon when he accidentally killed Tommy, the team's deaf quarterback, during practice. Haunted by the guilt and furious at the ramifactions of his actions (having been booted from the team and as such, losing his scholarship), Brock drank heavily and returned to his dorm and vented his frustrations by beating Rusty and his friends (Underbheit, White, and another student, Mike Soryama) in a blind fit of rage. Expelled for his murderous rampage, Brock left school in disgrace with his final words to Rusty Venture being to relay the revelation that Rusty's father had died.

With no other options, Brock joined the military (in the episode "Past Tense", Brock says that he is joining the Army, though in the later episode "Assassinanny 911", he is said to have joined the Marines). Within several years, Brock was recruited to join O.S.I., aka the Office of Secret Intelligence, a SHIELD-esque organization of super spies that have been "thanklessly defending this big-ass country since the second American revolution (the invisible one)." There, he was taken under the wing of Colonel Hunter Gathers, an eccentric yet brilliant secret agent (modeled after Hunter S. Thompson). Hunter personally oversaw Brock's training and as a result, became what Brock later described as being the "second closest thing to a father" he ever had.

Brock eventually rose to the rank of Level 8, Class A; which granted Brock a License to Kill. Brock would use this newfound right with great zeal (it also indicates he is an organ donor). Strangely enough, he failed to notice when his cherished license to kill expired in one episode, and only found out when he gave his license as proof of identity.

With Colonel Gathers, Brock faced what he would later describe as "mind-blowing weirdness at every turn" as an agent of OSI. He befriended fellow agent (and Johnny Quest main character) Race Bannon and during a period stationed in Vietnam during the 1980s, developed a rivalry with a fellow agent named Hauser, who Brock would met again several years later during a visit to the White House, as a Secret Service agent assigned to protect the President.

Brock's career as a field agent would ultimately come to an end, when he became involved in Colonel Gathers' attempt to expose the existence of the then-secretive "Guild of Calamitous Intent". Linking college professor Hamilton J. Fantomas to the Guild, Brock and Gathers used disgraced game show contestant Billy "Quizboy" Whalen as a mole to infiltrate Fantomas' class and gain his sympathy in order to find out what he was up to, with the newly granted artificial limbs and eye that Gathers gave Billy to force him to spy for them. The plan failed though when Billy was roped into an experiment designed to restore Professor Fantomas' withered and deformed limbs , inadvertedly turning him into the villainous "Phantom Limb" in the process. The failure of the plan resulted in Colonel Gathers being reassigned to Guam and Brock being punished by being taken out of active field duty and assigned bodyguard duty for the military's top scientific contractor: Rusty Venture.

Hence Brock was assigned to protect Dr. Thaddeus Venture and his family, ostensibly to prevent Venture's more dangerous inventions from falling into villainous hands and threatening national security. The official code name for this assignment is "Operation Rusty's Blanket." ("Rusty" was Dr. Venture's much-despised childhood nickname.) It is revealed in "The Invisible Hand of Fate" that the man who gave Brock this assignment was secret Guild of Calamitous Intent member Sgt. Hatred, whose secret identity was OSI Sgt. Haine.

It is hinted at in the third season episode "The Buddy System" that Brock may have a teenage son, Dermott Fictel, of whom he is unaware. Dermott revealed his connection to Brock after being captured by #24 in "Tears of a Sea Cow", to which #24 didn't believe him.

Brock embodies the 'strong, but silent' stereotype, usually speaking in a low, gravelly murmur and maintaining a casual aura. He speaks in an oddly calm manner in anything short of the most urgent circumstances, and his level voice is often at odds with his perpetually-crazed expression. However, he also has a hair-trigger temper which can cause him to snap at the slightest provocation, including a friendly touch on the shoulder at an inopportune moment. When he is engulfed in a fit of rage, he exhibits near super-human strength, a facial twitch, and is apparently capable of enduring almost any kind of physical punishment imaginable, and his "normal" endurance is nearly as impressive. Even when shot in the shoulder, he only lost consciousness for a few hours. Simple surgery to remove the bullet revealed that Brock's body harbored three additional bullets, a blowgun dart, two shark's teeth, a bayonet tip, a twisted paper clip, and a meager handful of buckshot, none of which seemed to bother him in the slightest.

Brock's ability to endure pain is matched only by his ability to dish out pain to others, which he does with great enthusiasm. As mentioned, he possesses a license to kill, and has proven himself quite capable and willing to kill anyone or anything at a moment's notice, in a manner that is as grisly as it is creative. He is also known to be quite thorough in ensuring that a threat is completely eliminated. On at least one occasion, he urinated on what appeared to be a mummy's corpse, in the belief that defiling it would prevent any subsequent reanimation. Additionally, he can be briefly seen through the eyes of another character killing two men by pinning them to the wall with a running lawnmower.

In combat, he scorns firearms, instead preferring bladed weapons (particularly his serrated Bowie knife), blunt objects, or his bare hands. He does, however, appear to make an exception for certain projectile-based weapons. He expressed a fondness for a functioning net cannon, his sole complaint against them is that too often they merely "mess up the guy's hair." In addition, he honors one of his mentor's only rules: to never kill women or children, only subduing them with nonlethal means when necessary. Brock has an odd relationship with Dr. Venture. He doesn't always take the man seriously, yet dotes on him when he's hurt or ill. The two sometimes reminisce about their past escapades with fondness and even camaraderie and laughter. Brock even obeys Dr. Venture's rule that he can't smoke inside the compound, and helps with domestic chores. Dr. Venture seems to have a fondness for Brock, even sharing simple things with him like having extra coupons for shopping.

Brock has an avuncular, if not paternal, relationship with the Venture boys. He seems especially fond of Hank, who idolizes him in turn. Samson shows greater concern for their well-being and development than Dr. Venture ever has, expressing concerns over Hank's sanity and Dean's effeminacy (though he never expresses the latter in such blunt terms), and also gives them useful advice on their first big date ("Victor. Echo. November."). However, Brock has been slightly annoyed by Hank from time to time. His relationship with Venture and the boys has matured to the point that he refers to them as his family ("Hate Floats"), and it is suggested that he prefers being their bodyguard to the weirdness and moral ambiguity of his former life ("Assassinanny 911"). It is also possible that Brock has a son of his own ("The Buddy System"). Brock seems to be on a friendly basis with H.E.L.P.eR., the Venture's robot, even going so far as to have arguments over Led Zeppelin (H.E.L.P.eR. dismisses Zeppelin as "jock rock") and sharing appreciation for poetry. Brock seems to treat H.E.L.P.eR. almost as an equal, unlike Doctor Venture, who criticizes and yells at the hapless robot most of the time.

It is of particular note that Brock's personality and relationships have evolved considerably throughout the series. In the beginning of the series he seemed to be hostile to most of the family, largely ignoring them and just focusing on brutally murdering his enemies and having sex with as many women as possible. As the series has continued he has begun showing considerably more affection to the Ventures, and a great deal of worry about their safety. Things have also been shown as disturbing him greatly, a big difference from the unfeeling Brock in the early episodes.

He seems to be unfazed by most supervillains, despite his comment that the Guild of Calamitous Intent is the only organization he still respects; the only one who seems to be able to deal with Brock on his own level is Phantom Limb. Brock has proven himself able to sneak up on Limb and hold him at knife-point, successfully convincing the Limb to not attack the Venture family anymore. He also has a past history with David Bowie, who in the Venture Brothers universe is also a shapeshifting mutant and the leader of Guild, under the title of Sovereign. Whether or not Brock knows of Bowie's leadership role in the Guild is ambiguous, though when they meet face to face in Showdown at Cremation Creek (Part I), Brock makes cryptic references to a past encounter in Berlin, Germany that according to Brock, would have justified him killing Bowie on the spot had Bowie's bodyguards and Dr. Girlfriend not intervened to keep the two men from coming to blows.

Brock's remarkable ability to survive extensive injury has served him well, including the following incidents:

Episode: "Dia de Los Dangerous!"

Event: Shot with over two dozen tranquilizer darts as well as apparently lethal darts, hit with a truck, and buried alive.

Effects: Extreme rage upon waking several hours later, downs a bottle of tequila and in retaliation he runs over many of the Monarch's henchmen with his car.


Episode: "Careers in Science".

Event: Exposed to the vacuum of space for several seconds without protective equipment, or even a shirt, which caused his body to freeze.

Effects: Slight nosebleed, coughed up a pink chunk the size of a small kiwifruit but didn't feel anything missing and decided to "go lie down."


Episode: "The Incredible Mr. Brisby".

Event: Drugged with a chloral hydrate-laced cigarette, dumped into a tar pit.

Effects: None, after washing off tar.


Episode: "Return to Spider-Skull Island".

Event: Bashed over the head with a pipe wrench, chained to the roof of his own car which subsequently catches fire and crashes through a window.

Effects: Loss of mullet.


Episode: "Hate Floats".

Event: Shot in the shoulder at close range with a 9mm pistol.

Effects: Brief period of unconsciousness due to blood loss.


Episode:"Assassinanny 911" (in flashback).

Event: Stabbed simultaneously in the kidneys with drug-tipped stilettos, pinned to a bed with a sai in each shoulder, and trapped in a burning room.

Effects: Frustrated anguish over lack of cigarettes.


Episode: "I Know Why the Caged Bird Kills".

Event: Falls victim to plastic explosives while investigating a dumpster, later hit head-on by a car.

Effects: Charred clothes, lost a shoe.


Episode: "íViva los Muertos!"

Event: Assaulted en-masse by dozens of gun-toting Monarch henchmen in the Venture Compound Hangar.

Effects: Guilty conscience for killing the last retreating henchman.


Episode: "Showdown at Cremation Creek (Part II)"

Event: Clinging to the top of Phantom Limb's Command Craft as it crashes into the floor of the Grand Canyon.

Effects: None.


Episode: "Home Is Where The Hate Is".

Event: Attacked by Sergeant Hatred's entire army.

Effects: Blood stains on his clothes, temporary heavy breathing.


Episode: "Now Museum, Now You Don't".

Event: Nearly coaxed back to an exploding island.

Effects: None.




Hopefully of some help. I don't know much, having only seen one episode a long time ago, since I don't really watch television. :mellow:

Edit: Full article here.
 

Lord Raa

Exporter of Juice Tins
#69
Time for a "new" idea.

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Gendo Ikari was beginning to wonder if using Rei to remove Naoko Akagi was the wisest of moves. While Rei was always expendable, given her nature, he was unsure of what changes there would be between the old Rei and the new one and if they were likely to alter his scenario.

æPerhaps if Rei wrote her thoughts and feelings down in a diary, I could use them to alter her situation to keep things on track?Æ he pondered. Leaning back in his chair, he considered the potential problems. æFuyutsuki wouldnÆt object because itÆs important for understanding the processes involved with activating a new clone. IÆll arrange for her to have a laptop immediately.Æ


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Yes, Rei has to keep a diary of her thoughts.

Potential for delicious crack and for a character study of Rei.

At least that's what pops into my head.

Your mileage may vary.
 

PCHeintz72

The Sentient Fanfic Search Engine mk II
#70
Hmmm...

Potentially, it would seriously mess up his scenario when Rei III gets a hold of Rei II's last entries dealing with the younger Ikari.
 

dogbertcarroll

Well-Known Member
#71
Hmmm. Best to have Gendo have forgotten about the laptop by then. So say before Shinji arrives it always says the same thing (similar to The shining) and so the interest falls to nil, otherwise they'd simply wipe it and keep the two separate as much as possible.
 

JumperPrime

Well-Known Member
#72
Or Rei is sneakier than Gendo thinks and hides the laptop somewhere Section 2 can't find it before Rei III takes up residence in the apartment, who promptly finds it without even realizing she was looking for it(an echo from Rei II, we know it's possible, I think such an echo is why Rei III turned against Gendo at the last moment in EoE)

Why would Rei II bother to hide the laptop containing her diary? Maybe an offhand comment by Shinji, Asuka, Misato, or even Ritsuko about diaries makes her realize that she should keep it in a safe place, rather than just leaving it on the table next to Gendo's broken glasses
 

GoatMan

Well-Known Member
#73
Better yet...

Kaji and the Japanese government learn of and develop their own Seventh Generation OS scanning/storage technology, using it to reprogram Rei as the ultimate assassin. While she could easily be replaced by Rei III, the subtle coding as a result of Kaji's handlers would be reinforced by Ayanami's regular download sessions.

As such, when Rei III is activated, she has an unusual compulsion to wander off for a single day out to the edge of Tokyo-2, to a single, abandoned home.
 

Hypothesis

Well-Known Member
#74
Andrew Joshua Talon said:
I love this snippet, and it has in turn inspired another ungodly nutty idea in me:

Asuka Langley Soryu. She's been a bitch, a bigger bitch, a sexually repressed bitch... You get the idea.

But, what if something happened during her childhood besides the death of her mother to make her, well... More mellow?

*snippet snipped*

An Asuka who takes after Osaka from Azumanga Daioh.
Osaka? For a moment there, I thought you were going for Luna Lovegood.

EDIT: Sorry for the necropost...
 

Lord Raa

Exporter of Juice Tins
#75
Hypothesis said:
Andrew Joshua Talon said:
I love this snippet, and it has in turn inspired another ungodly nutty idea in me:

Asuka Langley Soryu. She's been a bitch, a bigger bitch, a sexually repressed bitch... You get the idea.

But, what if something happened during her childhood besides the death of her mother to make her, well... More mellow?

*snippet snipped*

An Asuka who takes after Osaka from Azumanga Daioh.
Osaka? For a moment there, I thought you were going for Luna Lovegood.

EDIT: Sorry for the necropost...
Wait, what?

You necroed one of my threads with a reference to Hairy Pooper?
 
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