Evangelion Fiendish Eva Idea Thread

Lord Raa

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dogbertcarroll said:
Low toned so people would have to lean in to hear it, complex and well thought out personal insults, and very few repetitions.
That's not Tourettes.





New idea that came to me after listening to a fair chunk of radio comedy lately.

Misato is like Minka from Hut 33. Only without the Polish accent and with normal speech patterns.
 
Lord Raa said:
dogbertcarroll said:
Low toned so people would have to lean in to hear it, complex and well thought out personal insults, and very few repetitions.
That's not Tourettes.





New idea that came to me after listening to a fair chunk of radio comedy lately.

Misato is like Minka from Hut 33. Only without the Polish accent and with normal speech patterns.
You'll let reality get in the way of a good joke?

I don't recall anyone doing a study on what effect Tourettes would have on a half angel anyway.
 

Lord Raa

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dogbertcarroll said:
You'll let reality get in the way of a good joke?

I don't recall anyone doing a study on what effect Tourettes would have on a half angel anyway.
That's less Tourettes more a smart mouth.
 
How about if Shinji had that stasis heart deseise frome Onegai Sensei. He froze when he saw his mother die and didn't wake for 3 or so years.
 

Lord Raa

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New idea.

Misato has a different role in Nerv.

She's the second in command of Nerv and she's scary.

Misato is based upon Malcolm Tucker from The Thick of It/In the Loop.

For those that do not know what I am talking about, here are the obligatory links. Please note that the video clips are not safe for work due to the strong language in them.

The Thick of It:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0459159/
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheThickOfIt
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_thick_of_it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T0Ofr6VYMI&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNnWYBK74Jc&feature=related


In the Loop:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1226774/
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/InTheLoop
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_the_Loop_%28film%29

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MSScBIopM8&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGzM08Z-XNw&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jzqK9ooEFc&feature=related
 

FinalMax

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Amusing. Proceed.
 

PCHeintz72

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Lord Raa said:
I've not ha a chance to check the links... but if it is anything like the misato in your other Misato AU... why not just continue that?
 

Lord Raa

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PCHeintz72 said:
I've not ha a chance to check the links... but if it is anything like the misato in your other Misato AU... why not just continue that?
She's got a different role in Nerv in this one.
 

Lord Raa

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New idea that I had type out.

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Gendo Ikari was not a nice man. ThatÆs not to say that he was the sort of man who tortured animals for sick amusement.

ôHahaha... no,ö the bearded man said, stopping his spontaneous and uncharacteristic laughter. ôNo, your job is defeat the Angels, Sohryu. Are you aware of the resources weÆre going to have to use to repair Units-01 and 02?ö

ôI...ö the redheaded pilot looked away nervously.

No, the Commander of NERV was known for his tendency to unleash a torrent of foul-mouthed abuse upon those that failed him.

ôI have some good news for you, Pilot Sohryu. IÆm in a rational mood right now, so IÆm not going to act upon my first instincts. But this is only because I donÆt know where I can find a large, sexually aggressive man with four arms to publically fist you to death,ö Gendo said calmly.

AsukaÆs face turned ashen as she processed the casually-worded threat.

Shinji, standing between his roommates wasnÆt sure what to do in confrontational situations at the best of times, let alone when his father was involved. The bearded man always intimidated him.

ôAnd as for you, Pilot Ikari,ö Gendo said, turning his attention to his son. ôJust what was your excuse for your actions? Pilot Sohryu is a reckless attention whore, desperate for recognition and approval. ThatÆs why she ran off into action. It might also be why she failed.

ôBut tell me why you werenÆt able to learn from her mistakes, Pilot Ikari. I want to know why you thought acting like Asuka, the retarded offspring of a village idiot and glamour model, was a good idea. Enlighten me, you fucknugget.ö

ôI... I donÆt know. IÆm sorry, Father...ö Shinji apologised.

ôDonÆt worry, you will be. You. Will. Be. Captain Katsuragi, while IÆm dealing with the insufferable cock-spurts at the UN, you will formulate a plan to defeat this Angel,ö the Commander instructed. ôUse whatever resources you need. I donÆt care if you have to sell the sexual favours of the pilots to raise money for your plan.ö

ôYes, Sir,ö the purple-haired woman saluted as Gendo stood up and left the room. ôSo, any ideas?ö


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PCHeintz72

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Sorry... to me that does not seem up to your usual levels.
 

Prince Charon

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Well, this could lead to some divergent behavior on Asuka's part.
 

Lord Raa

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PCHeintz72 said:
Sorry... to me that does not seem up to your usual levels.
That's perfectly fine, it's just something that seemed funny to me at the time.

I might never work on this again, and I have been tempted to work on some Ranma related nonsense.
 
Given Rei is alone so much, she one day meets some missionaries from a somewhat extreme Christian sect and converts. She then becomes convinced Shinji is the new Messiah.
 

Lord Raa

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Andrew Joshua Talon said:
Given Rei is alone so much, she one day meets some missionaries from a somewhat extreme Christian sect and converts. She then becomes convinced Shinji is the new Messiah.
Hasn't Innortal already written something along those lines in one of his omake fics?
 
Lord Raa said:
Andrew Joshua Talon said:
Given Rei is alone so much, she one day meets some missionaries from a somewhat extreme Christian sect and converts. She then becomes convinced Shinji is the new Messiah.
Hasn't Innortal already written something along those lines in one of his omake fics?
I don't think so... If he has though, I'd appreciate a link.
 

Lord Raa

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Andrew Joshua Talon said:
Lord Raa said:
Andrew Joshua Talon said:
Given Rei is alone so much, she one day meets some missionaries from a somewhat extreme Christian sect and converts. She then becomes convinced Shinji is the new Messiah.
Hasn't Innortal already written something along those lines in one of his omake fics?
I don't think so... If he has though, I'd appreciate a link.
<a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2695150/7/The_Evangelion_Omake_Files_Innortal_Style' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>Try this</a>.
 
Lord Raa said:
Andrew Joshua Talon said:
Lord Raa said:
Andrew Joshua Talon said:
Given Rei is alone so much, she one day meets some missionaries from a somewhat extreme Christian sect and converts. She then becomes convinced Shinji is the new Messiah.
Hasn't Innortal already written something along those lines in one of his omake fics?
I don't think so... If he has though, I'd appreciate a link.
<a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2695150/7/The_Evangelion_Omake_Files_Innortal_Style' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>Try this</a>.
That's different though. That's part of Gendo's cult plot. Rei becoming an exaggerated caricature of a Christian with the rest of her fellowship thinking Shinji is the messiah is very different.
 
This idea isn't very fiendish but here it goes

After EOE Shinji gets sent back to episode 1. After realising that he's been sent back he is determined to save the human race, make Gendo his bitch yadda yadda yadda. So he gets a higher first time sych ratio and thus fights Sachiel. He defeats it, big explosion, wakes up in the hospital, yadda yadda yadda. But, as a result of his higher synch ratio, his mental contamination is worse and he gets total amnesia.

So yeah.
 

Prince Charon

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Darth Stumpy said:
This idea isn't very fiendish but here it goes

After EOE Shinji gets sent back to episode 1. After realising that he's been sent back he is determined to save the human race, make Gendo his bitch yadda yadda yadda. So he gets a higher first time sych ratio and thus fights Sachiel. He defeats it, big explosion, wakes up in the hospital, yadda yadda yadda. But, as a result of his higher synch ratio, his mental contamination is worse and he gets total amnesia.

So yeah.
:sweat2: If he gets total amnesia, what's the point of including the time-travel?
 
Idea: Shinji is sent into the past after after EoE. Unfortunatly he is sent into the body of Unit 1.

Idea: Shinji from EoE is sent back in time. Unfortunatly it was into the Rebuild universe.
 

Sdebeli

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Master of Squirrel-Fu inspired me with an idea...

Gendo from the end of EoE is sent back in time to exactly one second after it is too late to stop Yui from being absorbed into the Evangelion Unit-01.
 
Sdebeli said:
Master of Squirrel-Fu inspired me with an idea...

Gendo from the end of EoE is sent back in time to exactly one second after it is too late to stop Yui from being absorbed into the Evangelion Unit-01.
Or bette yet he's sent back right before and while he's still wondering what's going on Yui getts eaten. Que the sound of Gendo's soul finally snapping completely.
 

Aarik

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Master of Squirrel-Fu said:
Idea: Shinji from EoE is sent back in time. Unfortunatly it was into the Rebuild universe.
This is canon.

That is literally Rebuilds entire premise.

Shinji just has no real memory of the canon verse by virtue of having technically died.

He seems to have kept most of his Character Development though.
 
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