Evangelion Fiendish Eva Idea Thread
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The main problem I see with this, is by rule of funny it is to be doomed to failure, and by Gendos own wording.
The issue as I see it, is he was very deliberate in not telling her what exactly it was she would be distracting them from.
By that very problem, it would not only be hilarious, but funny were she to distract them the wrong way and lead them tright to what he wanted them distracted from...
The issue as I see it, is he was very deliberate in not telling her what exactly it was she would be distracting them from.
By that very problem, it would not only be hilarious, but funny were she to distract them the wrong way and lead them tright to what he wanted them distracted from...
Something character driven after the events of the 14th Angel.
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In Tokyo-3, there were certain things that one accepted as day to day realities. Some of these were occupational hazards, like the frequent emergencies that resulted in massive property damage or crowded public transport.
For Misato Katsuragi, it was the need to self-medicate with alcohol. She knew the dangers of drinking that amount of beer every night, but the drinking helped her sleep.
Tonight, however, she had a good reason for drinking to excess: Shinji had finally come home.
For what had felt like the longest time, the Third Child has been trapped inside the entry plug of Unit-01. It had only been thirty-one days, but the fact that it was Shinji who was the one who kept the Katsuragi household running had made things worse.
Asuka, for all her claims of brilliance, lacked any domestic competence.
MisatoÆs domestic incompetence was somehow even worse.
Beer cans and takeaway containers were piling up. Laundry was being washed on the most basic setting. Pressing the uniforms wasnÆt even attempted.
For all the claims of adulthood from Misato and Asuka, they needed supervision. And it was Shinji Ikari who provided that supervision.
Misato opened the door to her apartment and led Shinji and Asuka inside.
ôSorry about the mess, Shin-chan,ö the Major apologised. ôIÆve been a bit busy lately.ö
ôItÆs alright, Misato-san,ö Shinji replied. ôI understand.ö
ôAnyway, letÆs celebrate!ö Misato beamed as she held up the beer sheÆd bought on the way home from NERV. ôI donÆt normally do this, but tonightÆs a special occasion. IÆm going to let you and Asuka have some beer!ö
ôWhat? Seriously?ö the redhead asked. ôNo strings attached?ö
ôWell, if youÆre sick, youÆre cleaning it up.ö
ôFair enough,ö Asuka shrugged. She reached into the bag and cracked open a beer. After taking a long drink of it, she turned to Shinji. ôYou want one, Shinji?ö
ôNo thank you.ö
ôYou alright, Shinji?ö Asuka asked.
ôIÆm just tired, thatÆs all,ö Shinji answered. ôDo you mind if I go to bed early?ö
ôBut you have to eat something!ö Misato insisted.
ôIÆm not hungry,ö the young man insisted.
ôOk, but weÆre still celebrating, right Misato?ö Asuka asked, hoping to milk this permission for alcohol for as long as possible.
ôHell yeah!ö the Major declared. She opened a beer for herself and nearly drained it. ôThatÆs the good stuff. So, are you really going to go to bed and leave two ladies alone?ö
ôIÆm sorry, Misato-san, I just donÆt feel like celebrating,ö Shinji answered. ôSorryàö
As the young Ikari entered his room and closed the door, Asuka felt something she wasnÆt used to feeling. She may have declared her hatred for Shinji on several occasions, but that didnÆt mean she wanted to see him suffer.
ôMisatoàö
ôLet him have his space, Asuka,ö Misato said wisely. ôHeÆs tired andà Hell, I have no idea what happened to him while he was in Unit-01.ö
ôButàö the redhead protested weakly. SheÆd needed her own space after Shinji had been trapped. If someone had come knocking on her door, sheÆd have unleashed a torrent of abuse upon them. ôOk, IÆll leave him alone for tonight.ö
ôThatÆs better,ö the Major smiled before killing the rest of her beer. ôBesides, our foodÆs getting cold.ö
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In his room, Shinji stood still, unsure of what to do next. He didnÆt feel like celebrating with Misato and Asuka.
He didnÆt feel like tidying up the apartment.
He didnÆt feel like playing the cello.
He didnÆt feel like masturbating.
He didnÆt feel like doing _anything_.
He let out a sigh and lay down on his bed, his eyes taking in the detail of the ceiling. It hadnÆt changed.
Not that he expected it to, but he wasnÆt sure if that was comforting or not.
Sighing again, Shinji closed his eyes and tried to clear his mind.
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Misato and Asuka were just finishing off their food. The pair had washed the spicy fried noodles down with couple of cans of beer each and were starting to loosen up.
The only thing that seemed to be missing was Shinji.
Not that he was a great conversationalist, but his presence was somewhat comforting, even if Misato tended to spend far too much time teasing him.
The Major missed that. She looked wistful as she put her chopsticks down.
ôSomething wrong, Misato?ö
ôNo, I was just thinking that I missed Shinji.ö
Asuka nodded. ôIt wasnÆt the same without Shinji around here.ö
Misato smirked, but decided against teasing her redheaded roommate just yet. ôAnother beer, Asuka?ö
ôYes please,ö the pilot nodded as she cleared the table.
That round of beers were drunk in silence. It wasnÆt something that Misato picked up on until she saw Asuka playing with the ring pull on the top of the can.
ôSome celebration, huh?ö
Asuka shrugged before draining her can, her third of the night. ôSo, how much did you miss Shinji?ö
ôToo much,ö the purple-haired woman admitted. ôWhat about you?ö
ôA little. Not that I like him or anything, itÆs just that the lunches at school arenÆt as good,ö Asuka explained.
Misato nodded. ShinjiÆs cooking was one of the highlights of her day. ôDo you ever get the feeling that weÆre taking advantage of Shinji?ö
ôNo.ö
ôReally? I mean, look at this place û it looks like a bombsite. Shinji managed to keep it tidy,ö the Major countered. ôThatÆs on top of expecting him to risk life and limb piloting Unit-01.ö
ôWell, when you put it like that, I suppose we are,ö the redhead conceded. ôWhat do you want to do about it?ö
ôI donÆt know. Another beer?ö
ôGo on, you twisted my arm.ö
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Or something. I don't know any more. I might have more of this thing, ending to something highly inappropriate, but I don't know if I can be bothered with this one. Especially given that I really should write more of so many other stories first.
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In Tokyo-3, there were certain things that one accepted as day to day realities. Some of these were occupational hazards, like the frequent emergencies that resulted in massive property damage or crowded public transport.
For Misato Katsuragi, it was the need to self-medicate with alcohol. She knew the dangers of drinking that amount of beer every night, but the drinking helped her sleep.
Tonight, however, she had a good reason for drinking to excess: Shinji had finally come home.
For what had felt like the longest time, the Third Child has been trapped inside the entry plug of Unit-01. It had only been thirty-one days, but the fact that it was Shinji who was the one who kept the Katsuragi household running had made things worse.
Asuka, for all her claims of brilliance, lacked any domestic competence.
MisatoÆs domestic incompetence was somehow even worse.
Beer cans and takeaway containers were piling up. Laundry was being washed on the most basic setting. Pressing the uniforms wasnÆt even attempted.
For all the claims of adulthood from Misato and Asuka, they needed supervision. And it was Shinji Ikari who provided that supervision.
Misato opened the door to her apartment and led Shinji and Asuka inside.
ôSorry about the mess, Shin-chan,ö the Major apologised. ôIÆve been a bit busy lately.ö
ôItÆs alright, Misato-san,ö Shinji replied. ôI understand.ö
ôAnyway, letÆs celebrate!ö Misato beamed as she held up the beer sheÆd bought on the way home from NERV. ôI donÆt normally do this, but tonightÆs a special occasion. IÆm going to let you and Asuka have some beer!ö
ôWhat? Seriously?ö the redhead asked. ôNo strings attached?ö
ôWell, if youÆre sick, youÆre cleaning it up.ö
ôFair enough,ö Asuka shrugged. She reached into the bag and cracked open a beer. After taking a long drink of it, she turned to Shinji. ôYou want one, Shinji?ö
ôNo thank you.ö
ôYou alright, Shinji?ö Asuka asked.
ôIÆm just tired, thatÆs all,ö Shinji answered. ôDo you mind if I go to bed early?ö
ôBut you have to eat something!ö Misato insisted.
ôIÆm not hungry,ö the young man insisted.
ôOk, but weÆre still celebrating, right Misato?ö Asuka asked, hoping to milk this permission for alcohol for as long as possible.
ôHell yeah!ö the Major declared. She opened a beer for herself and nearly drained it. ôThatÆs the good stuff. So, are you really going to go to bed and leave two ladies alone?ö
ôIÆm sorry, Misato-san, I just donÆt feel like celebrating,ö Shinji answered. ôSorryàö
As the young Ikari entered his room and closed the door, Asuka felt something she wasnÆt used to feeling. She may have declared her hatred for Shinji on several occasions, but that didnÆt mean she wanted to see him suffer.
ôMisatoàö
ôLet him have his space, Asuka,ö Misato said wisely. ôHeÆs tired andà Hell, I have no idea what happened to him while he was in Unit-01.ö
ôButàö the redhead protested weakly. SheÆd needed her own space after Shinji had been trapped. If someone had come knocking on her door, sheÆd have unleashed a torrent of abuse upon them. ôOk, IÆll leave him alone for tonight.ö
ôThatÆs better,ö the Major smiled before killing the rest of her beer. ôBesides, our foodÆs getting cold.ö
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In his room, Shinji stood still, unsure of what to do next. He didnÆt feel like celebrating with Misato and Asuka.
He didnÆt feel like tidying up the apartment.
He didnÆt feel like playing the cello.
He didnÆt feel like masturbating.
He didnÆt feel like doing _anything_.
He let out a sigh and lay down on his bed, his eyes taking in the detail of the ceiling. It hadnÆt changed.
Not that he expected it to, but he wasnÆt sure if that was comforting or not.
Sighing again, Shinji closed his eyes and tried to clear his mind.
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Misato and Asuka were just finishing off their food. The pair had washed the spicy fried noodles down with couple of cans of beer each and were starting to loosen up.
The only thing that seemed to be missing was Shinji.
Not that he was a great conversationalist, but his presence was somewhat comforting, even if Misato tended to spend far too much time teasing him.
The Major missed that. She looked wistful as she put her chopsticks down.
ôSomething wrong, Misato?ö
ôNo, I was just thinking that I missed Shinji.ö
Asuka nodded. ôIt wasnÆt the same without Shinji around here.ö
Misato smirked, but decided against teasing her redheaded roommate just yet. ôAnother beer, Asuka?ö
ôYes please,ö the pilot nodded as she cleared the table.
That round of beers were drunk in silence. It wasnÆt something that Misato picked up on until she saw Asuka playing with the ring pull on the top of the can.
ôSome celebration, huh?ö
Asuka shrugged before draining her can, her third of the night. ôSo, how much did you miss Shinji?ö
ôToo much,ö the purple-haired woman admitted. ôWhat about you?ö
ôA little. Not that I like him or anything, itÆs just that the lunches at school arenÆt as good,ö Asuka explained.
Misato nodded. ShinjiÆs cooking was one of the highlights of her day. ôDo you ever get the feeling that weÆre taking advantage of Shinji?ö
ôNo.ö
ôReally? I mean, look at this place û it looks like a bombsite. Shinji managed to keep it tidy,ö the Major countered. ôThatÆs on top of expecting him to risk life and limb piloting Unit-01.ö
ôWell, when you put it like that, I suppose we are,ö the redhead conceded. ôWhat do you want to do about it?ö
ôI donÆt know. Another beer?ö
ôGo on, you twisted my arm.ö
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Or something. I don't know any more. I might have more of this thing, ending to something highly inappropriate, but I don't know if I can be bothered with this one. Especially given that I really should write more of so many other stories first.
Here's an idea: In order to conceal Rei's origins from government oversight (SEELE may be powerful but they're not ALL powerful), Gendo has Ritsuko make Rei... A family.
A Mother, a big sister, a little sister, and perhaps an ordinary guy tapped as her "stepfather". The mother and sisters are of course Rei clones aged properly and mentally adjusted to fulfill their roles, but given Ritsuko's issues, they naturally are quite twisted.
As in, the older sister want to bang Shinji, the mother is about as ditzy as Orihime and the little sister is absolutely terrifying...
A Mother, a big sister, a little sister, and perhaps an ordinary guy tapped as her "stepfather". The mother and sisters are of course Rei clones aged properly and mentally adjusted to fulfill their roles, but given Ritsuko's issues, they naturally are quite twisted.
As in, the older sister want to bang Shinji, the mother is about as ditzy as Orihime and the little sister is absolutely terrifying...
Rei's Diary
This is something that I once thought might be a good idea to write. Your mileage will vary.
That said, if someone was interested in continuing this "idea", then all you need to do is ask and give credit where appropriate.
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Rei’s Diary
By Lord Raa
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Disclaim-me-do: Unacceptable behaviour is unacceptable.
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Gendo Ikari was beginning to wonder if using Rei to remove Naoko Akagi was the wisest of moves. While Rei was always expendable, given her nature, he was unsure of what changes there would be between the old Rei and the new one and if they were likely to alter his scenario.
‘Perhaps if Rei wrote her thoughts and feelings down in a diary, I could use them to alter her situation to keep things on track?’ he pondered. Leaning back in his chair, he considered the potential problems. ‘Fuyutsuki wouldn’t object because it’s important for understanding the processes involved with activating a new clone. I’ll arrange for her to have a laptop immediately.’
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Rei Ayanami looked at the laptop computer she’d been given by the Commander.
“Sir, is there something that you want from me?†she asked.
“Yes,†the bearded man nodded. “From today, I want you to keep a log of your daily thoughts, feelings and experiences. I have had a simple program created so that you only need to type in your entry for that day and it will upload it automatically. It is necessary so we can gauge how well your training is going and if we need to alter anything to improve you as a pilot.â€
“I see, Sir,†the blue-haired girl nodded. “How often do you want me to update this log?â€
“At least once per day, ideally before you go to sleep at night. Don’t worry, access to this will be restricted.â€
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Five years later
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Rei Ayanami woke up five minutes before her alarm clock sounded. Her red eyes blinked at the sunlight shining through her bedroom’s Venetian blinds.
‘Most unusual, I have not experienced such a night’s rest like that,’ she thought. ‘Perhaps this is worthy of note.’
Stepping onto the tiled floor, the blue-haired girl walked to where her laptop was situated and started it up.
Looking at her injured hand, Rei decided that she was going to be later than usual for school. ‘Typing this entry will take longer than usual.’
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Gendo Ikari looked at the email that had just been delivered to his inbox.
“Rei’s updated her journal already?†he asked rhetorically. He opened the message, expecting to see a clinical description of some discomfort that the pilot had experienced in the night.
The Commander blinked, rubbed his eyes and looked at another message before returning his attention to the latest instalment of Rei’s journal.
‘¬It seems that during the night, my thoughts about Pilot Ikari have turned increasingly erotic.¬’
“WHAT?†he demanded from the computer display.
‘¬It is the first time I have had thoughts of this nature about someone who is male. It is confusing, as I do not know how to proceed.¬’
“This is not good,†Gendo decided.
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I think you can guess what the core of the idea is from these few paragraphs.
This is something that I once thought might be a good idea to write. Your mileage will vary.
That said, if someone was interested in continuing this "idea", then all you need to do is ask and give credit where appropriate.
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Rei’s Diary
By Lord Raa
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Disclaim-me-do: Unacceptable behaviour is unacceptable.
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Gendo Ikari was beginning to wonder if using Rei to remove Naoko Akagi was the wisest of moves. While Rei was always expendable, given her nature, he was unsure of what changes there would be between the old Rei and the new one and if they were likely to alter his scenario.
‘Perhaps if Rei wrote her thoughts and feelings down in a diary, I could use them to alter her situation to keep things on track?’ he pondered. Leaning back in his chair, he considered the potential problems. ‘Fuyutsuki wouldn’t object because it’s important for understanding the processes involved with activating a new clone. I’ll arrange for her to have a laptop immediately.’
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Rei Ayanami looked at the laptop computer she’d been given by the Commander.
“Sir, is there something that you want from me?†she asked.
“Yes,†the bearded man nodded. “From today, I want you to keep a log of your daily thoughts, feelings and experiences. I have had a simple program created so that you only need to type in your entry for that day and it will upload it automatically. It is necessary so we can gauge how well your training is going and if we need to alter anything to improve you as a pilot.â€
“I see, Sir,†the blue-haired girl nodded. “How often do you want me to update this log?â€
“At least once per day, ideally before you go to sleep at night. Don’t worry, access to this will be restricted.â€
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Five years later
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Rei Ayanami woke up five minutes before her alarm clock sounded. Her red eyes blinked at the sunlight shining through her bedroom’s Venetian blinds.
‘Most unusual, I have not experienced such a night’s rest like that,’ she thought. ‘Perhaps this is worthy of note.’
Stepping onto the tiled floor, the blue-haired girl walked to where her laptop was situated and started it up.
Looking at her injured hand, Rei decided that she was going to be later than usual for school. ‘Typing this entry will take longer than usual.’
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Gendo Ikari looked at the email that had just been delivered to his inbox.
“Rei’s updated her journal already?†he asked rhetorically. He opened the message, expecting to see a clinical description of some discomfort that the pilot had experienced in the night.
The Commander blinked, rubbed his eyes and looked at another message before returning his attention to the latest instalment of Rei’s journal.
‘¬It seems that during the night, my thoughts about Pilot Ikari have turned increasingly erotic.¬’
“WHAT?†he demanded from the computer display.
‘¬It is the first time I have had thoughts of this nature about someone who is male. It is confusing, as I do not know how to proceed.¬’
“This is not good,†Gendo decided.
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I think you can guess what the core of the idea is from these few paragraphs.
Shinji x Hikari idea
Another abandoned idea.
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More Than
By Lord Raa
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Disclaim-me-do: But if you don’t have the belief that there may or may not be a God, then what do you have?
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Hikari Horaki frowned slightly when she heard her famous friend badmouth Shinji for the umpteenth time that week.
“I know that you and he didn’t get off on the best footing, but Ikari-kun always seemed so polite to me,†she replied.
“Bah,†the redhead said dismissively. “It wouldn’t surprise me if he borrowed ecchi stuff off his idiot friends!â€
“He’s not like that,†Hikari insisted. “He’s always been so polite to me.â€
“Feh,†Asuka snorted, “If you’re that impressed with him, why don’t you date him?!â€
“But…â€
“See, he’s not worth dating! You can’t even stomach trying to prove me wrong,†the pilot smirked.
Hikari felt angry at the way the quiet and polite pilot was being denigrated. “I’ll prove it to you, Asuka-chan. I’ll prove that Ikari-kun isn’t as bad as you say he is!â€
“Fine, so when are you going to ask him out?†Asuka asked, testing her friend’s resolve.
“I…â€
“See, you talk tough, but you haven’t got the stomach to ask out someone like Shinji. Just leave him be, it’ll give him experience for how’ll he die – alone and unloved.â€
Hikari’s anger flared. “I’ll do it now!â€
The redhead blinked when her best friend stood up and walked over to where Shinji was sitting quietly.
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“Excuse me, Shinji-kun,†Hikari said with a blush on her cheeks.
“Yes, Horaki-san?â€
“I need to talk to you. In private.â€
“What? Oh, right, well, see you back in the classroom, Shinji,†Kensuke said.
When they were alone, the brunette sat beside Shinji and smoothed out her skirt. “Shinji-kun, there’s something I wanted to ask you.â€
“There is, Horaki-san?†the pilot asked.
“Yes, you see, I wanted to know if you were…†Hikari paused in her task, unable to look Shinji in the eye. Taking a deep breath, she steadied her nerves. “I wanted to know if you were interested in going out for coffee this afternoon?â€
“…†Shinji blushed lightly. “You want to go out with me?â€
“Yes.â€
“Why?â€
The brunette gulped nervously. “The thing is, Shinji-kun, I’ve got a confession to make: Asuka-chan was complaining about you earlier and after I stuck up for you, she challenged me to prove that you’re not as bad as she said she was.â€
“Oh, I see,†the pilot replied. ‘Maybe I should move out of Misato-san’s apartment…’
“But that doesn’t mean that I don’t like you,†Hikari added quickly. “I just need to get to know you better. Asuka does tend to visit me at my house rather than invite me over.â€
Shinji nodded mutely.
Hikari glanced around and saw Asuka looking smug. “So, I’ll see you after school. Don’t forget, or I’ll never forgive you!â€
“Ok, Inchou-san.â€
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Shinji was unsuccessful in his attempt to keep the negative thoughts about his upcoming date with Hikari from his mind.
On the one hand, she’d always been polite towards him and treated him better than Asuka ever did, but on the other hand, she WAS Asuka’s friend and there was a chance that they were planning something together.
“But is Inchou-san like that?†he asked himself as the hands of the clock slowly moved round.
The chimes sounded the end of the school day, causing the majority of the student body to perk up greatly.
The two notable exceptions were Rei Ayanami and Shinji Ikari.
“Well, Shinji-kun,†Hikari said as she walked up to the pilot, “Are you ready to go on our date?â€
“I…†The pilot swallowed nervously. Then he heard Asuka’s chuckles from the other side of the classroom. “I’m ready, Hikari-san.â€
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Asuka was mildly surprised when she saw her roommate get up to go with her friend on their hastily arranged date.
‘Did he agree to go with Hikari-chan because he likes her or because he’s too spineless to say no?’ she pondered.
As the pilot gathered her things up, she found that she couldn’t decide what the case was with her roommate’s motivation.
“I have to know,†she admitted to herself. After allowing the couple to gain a head start, she slipped out of the classroom to find out what their relationship actually was.
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Another abandoned idea.
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More Than
By Lord Raa
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Disclaim-me-do: But if you don’t have the belief that there may or may not be a God, then what do you have?
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Hikari Horaki frowned slightly when she heard her famous friend badmouth Shinji for the umpteenth time that week.
“I know that you and he didn’t get off on the best footing, but Ikari-kun always seemed so polite to me,†she replied.
“Bah,†the redhead said dismissively. “It wouldn’t surprise me if he borrowed ecchi stuff off his idiot friends!â€
“He’s not like that,†Hikari insisted. “He’s always been so polite to me.â€
“Feh,†Asuka snorted, “If you’re that impressed with him, why don’t you date him?!â€
“But…â€
“See, he’s not worth dating! You can’t even stomach trying to prove me wrong,†the pilot smirked.
Hikari felt angry at the way the quiet and polite pilot was being denigrated. “I’ll prove it to you, Asuka-chan. I’ll prove that Ikari-kun isn’t as bad as you say he is!â€
“Fine, so when are you going to ask him out?†Asuka asked, testing her friend’s resolve.
“I…â€
“See, you talk tough, but you haven’t got the stomach to ask out someone like Shinji. Just leave him be, it’ll give him experience for how’ll he die – alone and unloved.â€
Hikari’s anger flared. “I’ll do it now!â€
The redhead blinked when her best friend stood up and walked over to where Shinji was sitting quietly.
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“Excuse me, Shinji-kun,†Hikari said with a blush on her cheeks.
“Yes, Horaki-san?â€
“I need to talk to you. In private.â€
“What? Oh, right, well, see you back in the classroom, Shinji,†Kensuke said.
When they were alone, the brunette sat beside Shinji and smoothed out her skirt. “Shinji-kun, there’s something I wanted to ask you.â€
“There is, Horaki-san?†the pilot asked.
“Yes, you see, I wanted to know if you were…†Hikari paused in her task, unable to look Shinji in the eye. Taking a deep breath, she steadied her nerves. “I wanted to know if you were interested in going out for coffee this afternoon?â€
“…†Shinji blushed lightly. “You want to go out with me?â€
“Yes.â€
“Why?â€
The brunette gulped nervously. “The thing is, Shinji-kun, I’ve got a confession to make: Asuka-chan was complaining about you earlier and after I stuck up for you, she challenged me to prove that you’re not as bad as she said she was.â€
“Oh, I see,†the pilot replied. ‘Maybe I should move out of Misato-san’s apartment…’
“But that doesn’t mean that I don’t like you,†Hikari added quickly. “I just need to get to know you better. Asuka does tend to visit me at my house rather than invite me over.â€
Shinji nodded mutely.
Hikari glanced around and saw Asuka looking smug. “So, I’ll see you after school. Don’t forget, or I’ll never forgive you!â€
“Ok, Inchou-san.â€
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Shinji was unsuccessful in his attempt to keep the negative thoughts about his upcoming date with Hikari from his mind.
On the one hand, she’d always been polite towards him and treated him better than Asuka ever did, but on the other hand, she WAS Asuka’s friend and there was a chance that they were planning something together.
“But is Inchou-san like that?†he asked himself as the hands of the clock slowly moved round.
The chimes sounded the end of the school day, causing the majority of the student body to perk up greatly.
The two notable exceptions were Rei Ayanami and Shinji Ikari.
“Well, Shinji-kun,†Hikari said as she walked up to the pilot, “Are you ready to go on our date?â€
“I…†The pilot swallowed nervously. Then he heard Asuka’s chuckles from the other side of the classroom. “I’m ready, Hikari-san.â€
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Asuka was mildly surprised when she saw her roommate get up to go with her friend on their hastily arranged date.
‘Did he agree to go with Hikari-chan because he likes her or because he’s too spineless to say no?’ she pondered.
As the pilot gathered her things up, she found that she couldn’t decide what the case was with her roommate’s motivation.
“I have to know,†she admitted to herself. After allowing the couple to gain a head start, she slipped out of the classroom to find out what their relationship actually was.
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Shinji-Hikari-Asuka threesome idea
I'll cut this one off, so it doesn't cause anyone trouble.
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Hikari kept stealing nervous glances at her door as her friend played on her games console.
“What’s up, Hikari? You checking out the paintwork on your door or something?†Asuka asked with a smirk as she bashed buttons on the control pad.
“No,†the brunette answered. “It’s just…â€
“Just what?â€
“Well, I want to ask you a question. It’s kinda…â€
Reaching a save point in the game, Asuka turned to her friend. “What is it, Hikari? You know that I can’t tell you a lot about NERV, but if I can answer your question, I will.â€
Hikari nodded before closing her eyes and taking a deep breath. “I was wondering if you knew anything about… you know… sex?â€
The redhead shook her head in disbelief. “Hikari Horaki, are you asking me about the ‘birds and the bees’?â€
“No, I know about getting pregnant and everything, but I was just wondering what it’s like to… you know, with a boy,†the brunette answered, her face burning bright red.
Asuka didn’t want to lie to her about her own lack of experience to her best friend, but she didn’t want to appear too boastful and, as a consequence of her pride, like a girl of loose morals. It was quite a quandary for the redheaded pilot.
“Well, kissing a boy isn’t quite like kissing another girl,†she half explained. “Why, is there a boy you like?â€
“Well, sort of,†Hikari answered, her blush not receding. “And you hear all these stories about how a girl’s first time is painful or how the boy just used her. I was just wondering if you knew if it was true or not, that’s all.â€
“Who’s the boy you like?†Asuka asked.
“T-Touji-kun.â€
“Touji? Shinji’s idiot friend?â€
“He’s not an idiot, he’s a nice guy,†the brunette insisted. “He’s really caring when you get to know him. I heard he’d been looking after his little sister.â€
The pilot closed her eyes in contemplation. After a moment, she shook her head. “Hikari-chan, you’re incredibly naïve. Yeah, let’s pretend that there’s more to Touji than just sports and trying to look up a girl’s skirt. But do you really think he’d be gentle?â€
“What do you mean, Asuka-chan?â€
“Think about it this way, Hikari-chan, imagine you’re kissing him. He gets adventurous and puts a hand on your chest. What do you reckon he’s going to do?â€
“I…†Hikari blushed heavily as she considered the scenario.
“He’s going to grab your boob quite hard and he’ll hurt you. It’s not entirely his fault,†Asuka said philosophically, “he’s not going to know any better.â€
“Touji-kun wouldn’t try to hurt me on purpose!†the brunette insisted, defending her crush.
“I don’t think he’d want to hurt you on purpose, but the guy wouldn’t know how to treat a girl in that situation,†the redhead placated. Seeing the look of scepticism on her friend’s face, she elaborated. “And I don’t know about you, but that could make me wonder if I wanted to go all the way with him. I mean, if he’s hurting me when he’s copping a feel, what’s he going to do when he’s…â€
Hikari’s eyes widened when she realised what being left unsaid. “I… I hadn’t thought about it that way.â€
“Most girls don’t,†the pilot shrugged nonchalantly. She didn’t really know if that was the case or not, but she didn’t want to appear as naïve as her friend.
“So, what should I do, Asuka-chan? I want to know if that sort of thing is nice with a boy, but I don’t want him to hurt me.â€
Asuka let a long breath as she considered the options. “I don’t really know, Hikari-chan. I mean, if you don’t mind pretending, I suppose you could get a friend to kiss you.â€
Hikari looked confused as she tried to process that suggestion. “I’m not sure I understand…â€
“One of you pretends to be a boy. But if that’s a bit too weird for you, I guess you could find a boy that’s willing to do anything you ask, no matter what it is.â€
The brunette considered the second option. “But there’s only one boy I know like that…â€
“Who?â€
“Shinji-kun.â€
“That idi…†Asuka trailed off as she thought about Shinji in that way. ‘Actually, that makes good sense.’ “Are you sure that you’re willing to let Shinji take your virginity?â€
Hikari suddenly found the save menu screen interesting.
“I mean, sure, he’d be more gentle than Touji, but you’d be doing it with Shinji and you don’t like Shinji that way,†the redhead continued. ‘Would I be ok with my first time being with Shinji? Sure, I could use him to learn what would make Kaji feel good, but still…’
“Hikari-chan, it’s not up to me to stop you doing it with a guy, but you’re my friend and I don’t want to see you hurt.â€
“Thanks, Asuka-chan,†the brunette smiled warmly.
“Plus, you’ve got to find a way to convince Shinji,†the pilot smirked. “How curious are you?â€
“I don’t understand, Asuka-chan.â€
The redhead managed to avoid rolling her eyes, but took in a deep breath to prepare herself for what she had to say. “You want to know what it feels like to be with a boy, yes? Well, your options are to risk being hurt either physically or emotionally or you try it with Shinji.â€
“Well, I guess…â€
Asuka nodded and followed up with her point. “Well, since you don’t want to be hurt, you need to get Shinji to agree to do what you want him to. And that is my point. If you’re willing to start dating him, you’ll be waiting a while for him to make a move. At least you know how he’ll feel about you when he does, but remember what he does.â€
“I see,†Hikari nodded. “So I should just wait until I’m older to try it with another guy?â€
“You don’t have to if you don’t want to,†the blue-eyed girl said gesturing with her right index finger. “If you’re sure that you’re itching to do this, then you can still use Shinji, but you’ll need to take the initiative.â€
Asuka checked her watch and sighed. “Look, Hikari-chan, I need to get going or Misato will kick up a fuss, but tomorrow night, she starts a night shift rotation. You can come over for dinner and if you’re still determined to try something, I’ll help you convince Shinji.â€
“Ok, Asuka-chan.â€
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The next evening, Shinji was clearing away the dinner plates while Asuka and Hikari digested their meals, the redhead casting a questioning glance at her friend.
Hikari blushed when she realised what Asuka was referring to. After closing her eyes and taking a deep breath to compose herself, she looked her friend straight in the eyes and nodded.
“Let’s do this then,†the female pilot smirked. “Shinji, there’s something we wanted to ask you.â€
“Oh?†the young Ikari asked. “I was about to make some tea, but I can make you coffee if you’d prefer.â€
“We’re not talking about hot drinks, Shinji,†Asuka deadpanned. “It’s more to do with friends helping friends out.â€
“Oh, err… ok?â€
“Don’t be like that, Shinji, it’s not like we’re going to get you to go to a bad neighbourhood and score us some drugs,†the redhead chuckled. “Sit down, this is important.â€
Shinji blushed as he did as he was told. “What did you want me to do for you?â€
“There comes a time in a girl’s life when she starts to get curious about things. And it’s one of those times,†Asuka started to explain. “How do you feel about helping Hikari-chan out?â€
The young man couldn’t quite put his finger on why something felt strange about this request, but experience had taught him that Hikari wouldn’t let Asuka’s teasing go too far. “What is it you want me to help you with?â€
“B-boys,†Hikari stammered, her cheeks bright red. “I want to know what it’s like to… you know… with a boy.â€
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The snippet I wrote did start to get a little smutty at the end there.
I'll cut this one off, so it doesn't cause anyone trouble.
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Hikari kept stealing nervous glances at her door as her friend played on her games console.
“What’s up, Hikari? You checking out the paintwork on your door or something?†Asuka asked with a smirk as she bashed buttons on the control pad.
“No,†the brunette answered. “It’s just…â€
“Just what?â€
“Well, I want to ask you a question. It’s kinda…â€
Reaching a save point in the game, Asuka turned to her friend. “What is it, Hikari? You know that I can’t tell you a lot about NERV, but if I can answer your question, I will.â€
Hikari nodded before closing her eyes and taking a deep breath. “I was wondering if you knew anything about… you know… sex?â€
The redhead shook her head in disbelief. “Hikari Horaki, are you asking me about the ‘birds and the bees’?â€
“No, I know about getting pregnant and everything, but I was just wondering what it’s like to… you know, with a boy,†the brunette answered, her face burning bright red.
Asuka didn’t want to lie to her about her own lack of experience to her best friend, but she didn’t want to appear too boastful and, as a consequence of her pride, like a girl of loose morals. It was quite a quandary for the redheaded pilot.
“Well, kissing a boy isn’t quite like kissing another girl,†she half explained. “Why, is there a boy you like?â€
“Well, sort of,†Hikari answered, her blush not receding. “And you hear all these stories about how a girl’s first time is painful or how the boy just used her. I was just wondering if you knew if it was true or not, that’s all.â€
“Who’s the boy you like?†Asuka asked.
“T-Touji-kun.â€
“Touji? Shinji’s idiot friend?â€
“He’s not an idiot, he’s a nice guy,†the brunette insisted. “He’s really caring when you get to know him. I heard he’d been looking after his little sister.â€
The pilot closed her eyes in contemplation. After a moment, she shook her head. “Hikari-chan, you’re incredibly naïve. Yeah, let’s pretend that there’s more to Touji than just sports and trying to look up a girl’s skirt. But do you really think he’d be gentle?â€
“What do you mean, Asuka-chan?â€
“Think about it this way, Hikari-chan, imagine you’re kissing him. He gets adventurous and puts a hand on your chest. What do you reckon he’s going to do?â€
“I…†Hikari blushed heavily as she considered the scenario.
“He’s going to grab your boob quite hard and he’ll hurt you. It’s not entirely his fault,†Asuka said philosophically, “he’s not going to know any better.â€
“Touji-kun wouldn’t try to hurt me on purpose!†the brunette insisted, defending her crush.
“I don’t think he’d want to hurt you on purpose, but the guy wouldn’t know how to treat a girl in that situation,†the redhead placated. Seeing the look of scepticism on her friend’s face, she elaborated. “And I don’t know about you, but that could make me wonder if I wanted to go all the way with him. I mean, if he’s hurting me when he’s copping a feel, what’s he going to do when he’s…â€
Hikari’s eyes widened when she realised what being left unsaid. “I… I hadn’t thought about it that way.â€
“Most girls don’t,†the pilot shrugged nonchalantly. She didn’t really know if that was the case or not, but she didn’t want to appear as naïve as her friend.
“So, what should I do, Asuka-chan? I want to know if that sort of thing is nice with a boy, but I don’t want him to hurt me.â€
Asuka let a long breath as she considered the options. “I don’t really know, Hikari-chan. I mean, if you don’t mind pretending, I suppose you could get a friend to kiss you.â€
Hikari looked confused as she tried to process that suggestion. “I’m not sure I understand…â€
“One of you pretends to be a boy. But if that’s a bit too weird for you, I guess you could find a boy that’s willing to do anything you ask, no matter what it is.â€
The brunette considered the second option. “But there’s only one boy I know like that…â€
“Who?â€
“Shinji-kun.â€
“That idi…†Asuka trailed off as she thought about Shinji in that way. ‘Actually, that makes good sense.’ “Are you sure that you’re willing to let Shinji take your virginity?â€
Hikari suddenly found the save menu screen interesting.
“I mean, sure, he’d be more gentle than Touji, but you’d be doing it with Shinji and you don’t like Shinji that way,†the redhead continued. ‘Would I be ok with my first time being with Shinji? Sure, I could use him to learn what would make Kaji feel good, but still…’
“Hikari-chan, it’s not up to me to stop you doing it with a guy, but you’re my friend and I don’t want to see you hurt.â€
“Thanks, Asuka-chan,†the brunette smiled warmly.
“Plus, you’ve got to find a way to convince Shinji,†the pilot smirked. “How curious are you?â€
“I don’t understand, Asuka-chan.â€
The redhead managed to avoid rolling her eyes, but took in a deep breath to prepare herself for what she had to say. “You want to know what it feels like to be with a boy, yes? Well, your options are to risk being hurt either physically or emotionally or you try it with Shinji.â€
“Well, I guess…â€
Asuka nodded and followed up with her point. “Well, since you don’t want to be hurt, you need to get Shinji to agree to do what you want him to. And that is my point. If you’re willing to start dating him, you’ll be waiting a while for him to make a move. At least you know how he’ll feel about you when he does, but remember what he does.â€
“I see,†Hikari nodded. “So I should just wait until I’m older to try it with another guy?â€
“You don’t have to if you don’t want to,†the blue-eyed girl said gesturing with her right index finger. “If you’re sure that you’re itching to do this, then you can still use Shinji, but you’ll need to take the initiative.â€
Asuka checked her watch and sighed. “Look, Hikari-chan, I need to get going or Misato will kick up a fuss, but tomorrow night, she starts a night shift rotation. You can come over for dinner and if you’re still determined to try something, I’ll help you convince Shinji.â€
“Ok, Asuka-chan.â€
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The next evening, Shinji was clearing away the dinner plates while Asuka and Hikari digested their meals, the redhead casting a questioning glance at her friend.
Hikari blushed when she realised what Asuka was referring to. After closing her eyes and taking a deep breath to compose herself, she looked her friend straight in the eyes and nodded.
“Let’s do this then,†the female pilot smirked. “Shinji, there’s something we wanted to ask you.â€
“Oh?†the young Ikari asked. “I was about to make some tea, but I can make you coffee if you’d prefer.â€
“We’re not talking about hot drinks, Shinji,†Asuka deadpanned. “It’s more to do with friends helping friends out.â€
“Oh, err… ok?â€
“Don’t be like that, Shinji, it’s not like we’re going to get you to go to a bad neighbourhood and score us some drugs,†the redhead chuckled. “Sit down, this is important.â€
Shinji blushed as he did as he was told. “What did you want me to do for you?â€
“There comes a time in a girl’s life when she starts to get curious about things. And it’s one of those times,†Asuka started to explain. “How do you feel about helping Hikari-chan out?â€
The young man couldn’t quite put his finger on why something felt strange about this request, but experience had taught him that Hikari wouldn’t let Asuka’s teasing go too far. “What is it you want me to help you with?â€
“B-boys,†Hikari stammered, her cheeks bright red. “I want to know what it’s like to… you know… with a boy.â€
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The snippet I wrote did start to get a little smutty at the end there.
Yet Another AU Idea
A change for the start of the series with this one.
Again, I think you can see what the set up is and again, the idea is up for grabs if people are interested in it.
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Shinji Ikari stood silently at the funeral of his guardians as the drizzle turned to rain.
“Left alone again,†he whispered sadly as his tears were lost amongst the rain.
A uniformed policeman walked up to the grieving teenager and coughed politely to get Shinji’s attention.
“Excuse me, Ikari-kun, but it’s my duty to inform you that you have been summoned to Tokyo-3.â€
“W-why?†the blue-eyed youth asked as he sniffled, trying to compose himself.
“I don’t know the details, but I believe that it’s NERV that’s requesting your presence,†the brown haired man answered apologetically.
“NERV? My father is asking for me,†Shinji stated hollowly. “What does he want from me?â€
The policeman could not answer that question.
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Takeshi Horaki sighed after he read the contents of the letter that had been placed on his desk.
“Damn, why me?†he grumbled. “It’s not like raising three daughters isn’t trouble enough, is it?â€
“What’s up, Takeshi?†Mamoru Honda asked as he approached his fellow technician.
“I’ve just been told that I’ve got to look after some kid,†the greying man answered with a roll of his eyes. “I think it’s the Commander’s son.â€
“Why?†asked Honda. “Ignoring the fact that, you know, families should be together, why would they tell you to look after him? Surely there would be others better suited to looking after him. You know, people without teenaged daughters.â€
“I have no idea, Mamoru. But it seems that I’ll be getting some stipend to cover the costs of looking after the kid. Here, this is him.â€
Mamoru looked at the picture of Shinji Ikari that his colleague handed to him.
“He looks like a right bundle of laughs. Oh well, I guess that it’s better than him being a bishounen playboy.â€
“Don’t even joke about that,†the father of three warned.
“Sorry. So now what?â€
“I’ll have to talk to the girls and see what they say.â€
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A change for the start of the series with this one.
Again, I think you can see what the set up is and again, the idea is up for grabs if people are interested in it.
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Shinji Ikari stood silently at the funeral of his guardians as the drizzle turned to rain.
“Left alone again,†he whispered sadly as his tears were lost amongst the rain.
A uniformed policeman walked up to the grieving teenager and coughed politely to get Shinji’s attention.
“Excuse me, Ikari-kun, but it’s my duty to inform you that you have been summoned to Tokyo-3.â€
“W-why?†the blue-eyed youth asked as he sniffled, trying to compose himself.
“I don’t know the details, but I believe that it’s NERV that’s requesting your presence,†the brown haired man answered apologetically.
“NERV? My father is asking for me,†Shinji stated hollowly. “What does he want from me?â€
The policeman could not answer that question.
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Takeshi Horaki sighed after he read the contents of the letter that had been placed on his desk.
“Damn, why me?†he grumbled. “It’s not like raising three daughters isn’t trouble enough, is it?â€
“What’s up, Takeshi?†Mamoru Honda asked as he approached his fellow technician.
“I’ve just been told that I’ve got to look after some kid,†the greying man answered with a roll of his eyes. “I think it’s the Commander’s son.â€
“Why?†asked Honda. “Ignoring the fact that, you know, families should be together, why would they tell you to look after him? Surely there would be others better suited to looking after him. You know, people without teenaged daughters.â€
“I have no idea, Mamoru. But it seems that I’ll be getting some stipend to cover the costs of looking after the kid. Here, this is him.â€
Mamoru looked at the picture of Shinji Ikari that his colleague handed to him.
“He looks like a right bundle of laughs. Oh well, I guess that it’s better than him being a bishounen playboy.â€
“Don’t even joke about that,†the father of three warned.
“Sorry. So now what?â€
“I’ll have to talk to the girls and see what they say.â€
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I was struck by a thought earlier today. I was looking around random things and I saw that there were similarities between Tywin Lannister and Gendo Ikari.
We know that Gendo wants to be reunited with Yui after the activation test.
But what if Yui died before then?
How many things would change now?
1) Does Gendo have the motivation to keep on going? Do the plans for instrumentality continue? Yui was the one behind that, not Gendo.
2) Would there still be Rei? When did the cloning programme start before or after the activation test?
3) How different is the relationship between Shinji and Gendo? If Yui died in childbirth, then would Gendo resent Shinji for it? Would Gendo be more protective of his son? Is Shinji all he has left of Yui?
4) Do the Evangelions still work?
5) The absence of Yui would change other dynamics. How are the people of NERV treating Gendo and/or Shinji?
I'm sure that I could come up with other questions and points later, but now I need sleep.
We know that Gendo wants to be reunited with Yui after the activation test.
But what if Yui died before then?
How many things would change now?
1) Does Gendo have the motivation to keep on going? Do the plans for instrumentality continue? Yui was the one behind that, not Gendo.
2) Would there still be Rei? When did the cloning programme start before or after the activation test?
3) How different is the relationship between Shinji and Gendo? If Yui died in childbirth, then would Gendo resent Shinji for it? Would Gendo be more protective of his son? Is Shinji all he has left of Yui?
4) Do the Evangelions still work?
5) The absence of Yui would change other dynamics. How are the people of NERV treating Gendo and/or Shinji?
I'm sure that I could come up with other questions and points later, but now I need sleep.
Another idea
Something that came to me some time ago.
I don't think many of you have seen this, but I forget.
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“Oh, hi there, Hikari, who’s your new friend?†Kodama Horaki asked her sister.
“Hi, Nee-chan, this is Asuka, she’s just transferred to our school.â€
“Not only that,†the redhead smirked, flicking her long hair over her shoulder, “I’m the pilot of the new Evangelion unit that’s just arrived in Tokyo-3.â€
“So what happened to the other pilot?†the elder sister asked.
“NERV realised that leaving the safety of humanity in the hands of some feeble-minded pervert was a bad idea when they had someone as skilled as me to help out,†Asuka answered with no trace of humility or irony in her voice.
“I see. So, why didn’t they call on you for the first monster?†Kodama asked, finally entering her sister’s room.
“My Evangelion is a more advanced unit and wasn’t ready until a couple of weeks ago.â€
Hikari’s eyes flitted back and forth from her sister to her new friend. ‘I hope they’re not going to get off on the wrong foot like Suzuhara-kun and Aida-kun…’
The older brunette nodded. “So, tell me about yourself, Asuka-chan. How did you know that you were going to be a pilot?â€
Asuka smiled as she began to wax lyrical about one of her favourite topics.
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Half an hour later, Asuka had just finished an edited version of her life’s story and sat back on Hikari’s bed.
“Wow, I didn’t know that you were a college graduate, Asuka-chan,†Kodama said with a tone of genuine awe, eliciting yet another smirk from the redhead. “So, how far have you gotten with a boy?â€
“Boys? Feh,†the pilot snorted. “I’m not interested in boys – there’s only one man for me: Kaji-san!â€
“What’s he like, Asuka?†Hikari asked.
“Well, he’s cool and mysterious, kinda like James Bond, but without the Aston Martin,†Asuka gushed. The younger sister looked blank as her friend added, “But that’s ok – you know what they say about men with big, flashy cars!â€
“What do they say about men with big, flashy cars?†the Class Rep asked innocently.
“I’ve got this one,†Kodama turned to her sister. “Men who drive big cars are usually compensating for something.â€
“Compensating for what?â€
“For having a small penis, Hikari-chan,†the curvier brunette explained. When Hikari’s face turned bright red in embarrassment, she smiled and turned back to face Asuka. “So, how big is Kaji-san?â€
“I’m not sure, but I bet it’s impressive,†Asuka boasted. “It’s certainly bigger than that perverted idiot’s!â€
“Perverted idiot? You mean Shinji Ikari? I thought you said he was cute, Hikari,†Kodama teased.
“Well, he is, but…†the red-faced girl trailed off.
“But what? Is it possible that my serious and responsible sister has found someone she likes?â€
Asuka joined in on the teasing. “Well, for argument’s sake, let’s say that Shinji doesn’t look like the back-end of a bus, what could you possibly find attractive in someone so weak-willed and pathetic?â€
“Well, he’s polite and humble and he doesn’t try to peep on the girls in gym class,†Hikari explained, her cheeks refusing to go back to their normal hue.
“Oh? Perhaps he peeps on the boys in gym class instead,†Kodama teased, winking at Asuka.
“You know, that does make some sense,†the redhead nodded seriously. “I mean, he does whine a lot and he probably could pass for a girl if you put a dress on him…â€
“Transvestites: More than meets the eye!†the older sister announced in a mechanical voice, much to Asuka’s amusement.
Hikari looked mortified at the way her friend and sister were saying all manner of horrible things about someone they didn’t know. “How can you be so mean to Ikari-kun?â€
“Don’t be like that, Hikari, we’re just teasing you. Besides, it’s not like your boyfriend being a crossdresser is the end of the world,†Asuka said matter-of-factly.
“Maybe you can share fashion tips?†Kodama added. “Look, Hikari-chan, we’re just having some fun. From what you’re telling me, Shinji’s a scrawny guy that keeps himself to himself. I don’t know about you, but I’m looking for someone a bit manlier.â€
“Just because he’s ‘not manly enough for you’, it doesn’t mean you get to say nasty things about him,†the younger brunette chided.
(Whatever)
Something that came to me some time ago.
I don't think many of you have seen this, but I forget.
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“Oh, hi there, Hikari, who’s your new friend?†Kodama Horaki asked her sister.
“Hi, Nee-chan, this is Asuka, she’s just transferred to our school.â€
“Not only that,†the redhead smirked, flicking her long hair over her shoulder, “I’m the pilot of the new Evangelion unit that’s just arrived in Tokyo-3.â€
“So what happened to the other pilot?†the elder sister asked.
“NERV realised that leaving the safety of humanity in the hands of some feeble-minded pervert was a bad idea when they had someone as skilled as me to help out,†Asuka answered with no trace of humility or irony in her voice.
“I see. So, why didn’t they call on you for the first monster?†Kodama asked, finally entering her sister’s room.
“My Evangelion is a more advanced unit and wasn’t ready until a couple of weeks ago.â€
Hikari’s eyes flitted back and forth from her sister to her new friend. ‘I hope they’re not going to get off on the wrong foot like Suzuhara-kun and Aida-kun…’
The older brunette nodded. “So, tell me about yourself, Asuka-chan. How did you know that you were going to be a pilot?â€
Asuka smiled as she began to wax lyrical about one of her favourite topics.
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Half an hour later, Asuka had just finished an edited version of her life’s story and sat back on Hikari’s bed.
“Wow, I didn’t know that you were a college graduate, Asuka-chan,†Kodama said with a tone of genuine awe, eliciting yet another smirk from the redhead. “So, how far have you gotten with a boy?â€
“Boys? Feh,†the pilot snorted. “I’m not interested in boys – there’s only one man for me: Kaji-san!â€
“What’s he like, Asuka?†Hikari asked.
“Well, he’s cool and mysterious, kinda like James Bond, but without the Aston Martin,†Asuka gushed. The younger sister looked blank as her friend added, “But that’s ok – you know what they say about men with big, flashy cars!â€
“What do they say about men with big, flashy cars?†the Class Rep asked innocently.
“I’ve got this one,†Kodama turned to her sister. “Men who drive big cars are usually compensating for something.â€
“Compensating for what?â€
“For having a small penis, Hikari-chan,†the curvier brunette explained. When Hikari’s face turned bright red in embarrassment, she smiled and turned back to face Asuka. “So, how big is Kaji-san?â€
“I’m not sure, but I bet it’s impressive,†Asuka boasted. “It’s certainly bigger than that perverted idiot’s!â€
“Perverted idiot? You mean Shinji Ikari? I thought you said he was cute, Hikari,†Kodama teased.
“Well, he is, but…†the red-faced girl trailed off.
“But what? Is it possible that my serious and responsible sister has found someone she likes?â€
Asuka joined in on the teasing. “Well, for argument’s sake, let’s say that Shinji doesn’t look like the back-end of a bus, what could you possibly find attractive in someone so weak-willed and pathetic?â€
“Well, he’s polite and humble and he doesn’t try to peep on the girls in gym class,†Hikari explained, her cheeks refusing to go back to their normal hue.
“Oh? Perhaps he peeps on the boys in gym class instead,†Kodama teased, winking at Asuka.
“You know, that does make some sense,†the redhead nodded seriously. “I mean, he does whine a lot and he probably could pass for a girl if you put a dress on him…â€
“Transvestites: More than meets the eye!†the older sister announced in a mechanical voice, much to Asuka’s amusement.
Hikari looked mortified at the way her friend and sister were saying all manner of horrible things about someone they didn’t know. “How can you be so mean to Ikari-kun?â€
“Don’t be like that, Hikari, we’re just teasing you. Besides, it’s not like your boyfriend being a crossdresser is the end of the world,†Asuka said matter-of-factly.
“Maybe you can share fashion tips?†Kodama added. “Look, Hikari-chan, we’re just having some fun. From what you’re telling me, Shinji’s a scrawny guy that keeps himself to himself. I don’t know about you, but I’m looking for someone a bit manlier.â€
“Just because he’s ‘not manly enough for you’, it doesn’t mean you get to say nasty things about him,†the younger brunette chided.
(Whatever)
Gendo's Day Off
I was struck by a new idea today and I managed to grind some out for it.
Here's a snippet.
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“Tedious,†Gendo Ikari muttered after he replaced the receiver of his phone. “Mind-numbingly tedious.â€
“What is?â€
“Sensei, do you ever really think that we would end up having to deal with the inanities and minutiae of running Tokyo-3?â€
“No, but it’s a task that we have to fulfil in order to complete Instrumentality,†the grey-haired man answered. Though, if he was honest, he did like those aspects of his job.
It made him feel like a respected member of a city council, rather than the second in command of a shadowy organisation with a history of morally dubious decisions.
“It’s been a long day, Ikari. Getting out of here will help clear our heads.â€
“Indeed, Fuyutsuki. However, I’m not sure that an evening away from here will be enough to re-energise me. I’m taking tomorrow off. Maybe the day after,†the bearded man announced.
“On such short notice?â€
“Yes. Short of Angel attack, NERV can spare me for a couple of days. And even then, remember that the fourth Angel attacked while we were in Antarctica.â€
“We did only have Shinji to pilot then, but the Angels have been increasingly challenging to defeat...â€
“We now have three operational Evangelions and experienced pilots,†Gendo added. “But in the event of an attack, I’ll return to take my post.â€
“Very well, I’ll let people know. What are your plans for tomorrow?â€
“I don’t know yet. For once, I would like to not have to think about plans for such things. That said, I might visit Shinji...â€
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There's your set up. Though it's not stated here, but there is a trip to what amounts to a private beach with Rei, Asuka, Misato and Ritsuko going with the Ikaris.
There is an important question: does it go to slightly saucy town or head on straight to smut central?
I realise it's a daft question, but sometimes, the obvious answer isn't the best option.
I was struck by a new idea today and I managed to grind some out for it.
Here's a snippet.
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“Tedious,†Gendo Ikari muttered after he replaced the receiver of his phone. “Mind-numbingly tedious.â€
“What is?â€
“Sensei, do you ever really think that we would end up having to deal with the inanities and minutiae of running Tokyo-3?â€
“No, but it’s a task that we have to fulfil in order to complete Instrumentality,†the grey-haired man answered. Though, if he was honest, he did like those aspects of his job.
It made him feel like a respected member of a city council, rather than the second in command of a shadowy organisation with a history of morally dubious decisions.
“It’s been a long day, Ikari. Getting out of here will help clear our heads.â€
“Indeed, Fuyutsuki. However, I’m not sure that an evening away from here will be enough to re-energise me. I’m taking tomorrow off. Maybe the day after,†the bearded man announced.
“On such short notice?â€
“Yes. Short of Angel attack, NERV can spare me for a couple of days. And even then, remember that the fourth Angel attacked while we were in Antarctica.â€
“We did only have Shinji to pilot then, but the Angels have been increasingly challenging to defeat...â€
“We now have three operational Evangelions and experienced pilots,†Gendo added. “But in the event of an attack, I’ll return to take my post.â€
“Very well, I’ll let people know. What are your plans for tomorrow?â€
“I don’t know yet. For once, I would like to not have to think about plans for such things. That said, I might visit Shinji...â€
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There's your set up. Though it's not stated here, but there is a trip to what amounts to a private beach with Rei, Asuka, Misato and Ritsuko going with the Ikaris.
There is an important question: does it go to slightly saucy town or head on straight to smut central?
I realise it's a daft question, but sometimes, the obvious answer isn't the best option.
Ahhh... the old 'feel better by making others miserable'...
Or perhaps instead the old German concept of happiness at the misfortune of others.
Gendo in swimwere... the few images I've seen over the years are more than enough.
With Gendo... no interest. With Shinji and babes... as long as father not involved or watching... has more possibilities.
Or perhaps instead the old German concept of happiness at the misfortune of others.
Gendo in swimwere... the few images I've seen over the years are more than enough.
With Gendo... no interest. With Shinji and babes... as long as father not involved or watching... has more possibilities.
Necro time!
A new idea that I'm currently working on.
It could end up with lewds, but I'm not close to that point in the story right now.
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Misato Katsuragi was not happy with the information that this morning’s briefing was currently relaying.
Yes, it was politically awkward that the last mission against the Angels had required the use of an N² mine, but these extraterrestrials were a challenging foe. There was no set pattern for what the Angels looked like, no indication of what their strengths and weaknesses would be.
It was the perfect example of why tactical flexibility was important.
It was also the same argument that the UN used for having a “proper military presence on the battlefield” during missions.
“There’s a reason why we have shelters in Tokyo-3!” the Captain countered. “This isn’t the same as being taken out by a stray mortar shell, the first Angel self-destructed and took our a city block! Who knows what the next one might be able to do?!”
“That’s not what they’re suggesting,” Gendo Ikari said, unimpressed with the edict. “They learned of the two successful missions where Pilot Ikari was in the entry plug with another person. They believe that it may be possible to pilot with a ‘command presence’ in the Evangelions and have requested that we perform tests to determine the feasibility and send them the full data. Acceptance of this request is tied to the next round of funding.”
The room fell silent as they processed this. The decision to withhold funding would cripple both the HIP and the defence of Tokyo-3. They could understand why Commander Ikari hadn’t just rejected it out of hand.
“So what do we do now?” Misato asked. “Set up a sync test with a pilot and someone else in the entry plug?”
“Yes,” the bearded man said. “If the UN wants a command presence, then they shall have one. You, Captain Katsuragi, will be the first test with Pilot Sohryu.”
“Why Asuka?”
“We don’t have a plug suit in your size, and we don’t want Shinji to get distracted by you in a swimsuit,” Ritsuko Akagi replied. “You will be quite close for the duration of the test.”
“Probably for the best,” the purple-haired woman conceded. As much as she had started to like Shinji during his time in Tokyo-3, this did have the potential to make her home life much more complicated. At least with Asuka, there wouldn’t be much more awkwardness.
There was a short pause before Misato spoke again. “So, when are we doing these tests?”
“This afternoon,” the Commander answered. “If you cannot synchronise with Pilot Sohryu, we will try with again Rei and, as a last resort, Pilot Ikari. After the tests are completed, we will send off the data for them to analyse while we continue our mission.”
“Understood.”
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It could end up with lewds, but I'm not close to that point in the story right now.
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Misato Katsuragi was not happy with the information that this morning’s briefing was currently relaying.
Yes, it was politically awkward that the last mission against the Angels had required the use of an N² mine, but these extraterrestrials were a challenging foe. There was no set pattern for what the Angels looked like, no indication of what their strengths and weaknesses would be.
It was the perfect example of why tactical flexibility was important.
It was also the same argument that the UN used for having a “proper military presence on the battlefield” during missions.
“There’s a reason why we have shelters in Tokyo-3!” the Captain countered. “This isn’t the same as being taken out by a stray mortar shell, the first Angel self-destructed and took our a city block! Who knows what the next one might be able to do?!”
“That’s not what they’re suggesting,” Gendo Ikari said, unimpressed with the edict. “They learned of the two successful missions where Pilot Ikari was in the entry plug with another person. They believe that it may be possible to pilot with a ‘command presence’ in the Evangelions and have requested that we perform tests to determine the feasibility and send them the full data. Acceptance of this request is tied to the next round of funding.”
The room fell silent as they processed this. The decision to withhold funding would cripple both the HIP and the defence of Tokyo-3. They could understand why Commander Ikari hadn’t just rejected it out of hand.
“So what do we do now?” Misato asked. “Set up a sync test with a pilot and someone else in the entry plug?”
“Yes,” the bearded man said. “If the UN wants a command presence, then they shall have one. You, Captain Katsuragi, will be the first test with Pilot Sohryu.”
“Why Asuka?”
“We don’t have a plug suit in your size, and we don’t want Shinji to get distracted by you in a swimsuit,” Ritsuko Akagi replied. “You will be quite close for the duration of the test.”
“Probably for the best,” the purple-haired woman conceded. As much as she had started to like Shinji during his time in Tokyo-3, this did have the potential to make her home life much more complicated. At least with Asuka, there wouldn’t be much more awkwardness.
There was a short pause before Misato spoke again. “So, when are we doing these tests?”
“This afternoon,” the Commander answered. “If you cannot synchronise with Pilot Sohryu, we will try with again Rei and, as a last resort, Pilot Ikari. After the tests are completed, we will send off the data for them to analyse while we continue our mission.”
“Understood.”
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