Dear Professor McGonagall,
First off I am sorry that my Uncle...well older Half brother by thousands of years but uncle works better..well that he destroyed the Hog's Head bar in a bender after dealing with the school's headmaster.
Second I am not the son of James Potter, but of Zeus. Yes Zeus and not Zuras of the Eternals. As much as being shoot eye beams, being able to fly, and having less embarrassing family would be a good thing.
Third playing video games with my cousin Alex is more challenging than the course work at your school. Seriously Baron Mordo in a weakened state can do more with a glance and a hand gesture than you do with a wand.
And finally the whole thing that 'Seer" let out was so Hera could get someone to try to kill me. And he failed at that. I doubt your headmaster understands that, so would want to have me fulfill that.
I am happy where I am in New York City and please come here. With a little luck I can show you the local stuff and get the man who lead Voldemort to my mother go through Arcade's Murderworld. Uncle Hercules still wants to kick his ass over an incident with Deadpool.
Sincerely,
Harry Potter
Avengers Mansion
First off I am sorry that my Uncle...well older Half brother by thousands of years but uncle works better..well that he destroyed the Hog's Head bar in a bender after dealing with the school's headmaster.
Second I am not the son of James Potter, but of Zeus. Yes Zeus and not Zuras of the Eternals. As much as being shoot eye beams, being able to fly, and having less embarrassing family would be a good thing.
Third playing video games with my cousin Alex is more challenging than the course work at your school. Seriously Baron Mordo in a weakened state can do more with a glance and a hand gesture than you do with a wand.
And finally the whole thing that 'Seer" let out was so Hera could get someone to try to kill me. And he failed at that. I doubt your headmaster understands that, so would want to have me fulfill that.
I am happy where I am in New York City and please come here. With a little luck I can show you the local stuff and get the man who lead Voldemort to my mother go through Arcade's Murderworld. Uncle Hercules still wants to kick his ass over an incident with Deadpool.
Sincerely,
Harry Potter
Avengers Mansion