Harry Potter hogwarts rules that you better follow
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MWkillkenny84 said:
388) The person who has summoned the Godaime Mizukage and Tsunade Senju naked has to remove the bloodstains from the nosebleed of all the male students/teachers (and some of the female students) without the use of magic.
395) Mr. Potter did NOT travel back in tiem and space to japan
395a) and while he wasn't there he did NOT meet a Nodoka, and father a pigtailed black haire dboy with a gender bending curse....
395b) She certainly is about to track down Harry carryinga magical sword to hep defeat Voldermort...
(a OLD addventure idea I posted here once i think)
edit: http://z14.invisionfree.com/The_Fanfiction...wtopic=7177&hl= if your interested
395a) and while he wasn't there he did NOT meet a Nodoka, and father a pigtailed black haire dboy with a gender bending curse....
395b) She certainly is about to track down Harry carryinga magical sword to hep defeat Voldermort...
(a OLD addventure idea I posted here once i think)
edit: http://z14.invisionfree.com/The_Fanfiction...wtopic=7177&hl= if your interested
398) Hogwarts is a school of magic, not muggle tricks. We do not appreciate the practice of hypnosis, and when we figure out who used it to make Draco Malfoy sing The Lumberjack Song in front of the Minister of Magic and the entire School Board, they will be in serious trouble.
399) Wizards do not play tennis. Thus we do not need to do anything about the blancmanges that are turning everyone in the school into Scotsmen so that they can win Wimbledon.
399a) Besides, McGonagall is enjoying having the school filled with her countrymen.
399b) Nevermind, the transformation wore off after Ron ate all the blancmanges.
399) Wizards do not play tennis. Thus we do not need to do anything about the blancmanges that are turning everyone in the school into Scotsmen so that they can win Wimbledon.
399a) Besides, McGonagall is enjoying having the school filled with her countrymen.
399b) Nevermind, the transformation wore off after Ron ate all the blancmanges.
Reikson said:
MWkillkenny84 said:
400) Potter, please, un-summon Miss Aesland. We DO NOT want to know HOW you've managed to summon Morrigan Aesland, but you can't have her as a pet!
dan27 said:
Reikson said:
MWkillkenny84 said:
400) Potter, please, un-summon Miss Aesland. We DO NOT want to know HOW you've managed to summon Morrigan Aesland, but you can't have her as a pet!
Reikson said:
dan27 said:
Reikson said:
MWkillkenny84 said:
400) Potter, please, un-summon Miss Aesland. We DO NOT want to know HOW you've managed to summon Morrigan Aesland, but you can't have her as a pet!
401) The Weasley Twins are not autorized to conctact the Narutaki Twins. Period.
402. The weasley twins are no longer allowed to watch Saturday morning cartoon shows...
402a. Especially ones from Japan
402b. Now undo whatever those red and white balls did to Professer snape and Malfoy.
402c. Just because they can only say there name DOES NOT MEAN THEY AREN'T COMPLAINING ABOUT IT!
402a. Especially ones from Japan
402b. Now undo whatever those red and white balls did to Professer snape and Malfoy.
402c. Just because they can only say there name DOES NOT MEAN THEY AREN'T COMPLAINING ABOUT IT!
Rift120 said:
402. The weasley twins are no longer allowed to watch Saturday morning cartoon shows...
402a. Especially ones from Japan
402b. Now undo whatever those red and white balls did to Professer snape and Malfoy.
402c. Just because they can only say there name DOES NOT MEAN THEY AREN'T COMPLAINING ABOUT IT!
402a. Especially ones from Japan
402b. Now undo whatever those red and white balls did to Professer snape and Malfoy.
402c. Just because they can only say there name DOES NOT MEAN THEY AREN'T COMPLAINING ABOUT IT!
I just had a horribly hilarious idea.
At some point, Remus and Sirius get to drinking, and reminiscing about the good old days at Hogwarts. They get to talking, and make a list of "rules" about various things that would be hilarious.
Now the next day, Sirius gets to thinking. What would be an epic prank? Get Harry to swear an oath to break every one of those rules. If things are supposed to get worse, he's not allowe to tell anyone about the list.
He would have to trick Harry, but I doubt Sirius is going to worry about that too much, since it's for Harry's own good, and think of the hilarity that would ensue.
Obviously, parts of the list here would have to be excluded, since crossover rules and similar rules wouldn't be applicable, but that still leaves a good amount of hilarity.
At some point, Remus and Sirius get to drinking, and reminiscing about the good old days at Hogwarts. They get to talking, and make a list of "rules" about various things that would be hilarious.
Now the next day, Sirius gets to thinking. What would be an epic prank? Get Harry to swear an oath to break every one of those rules. If things are supposed to get worse, he's not allowe to tell anyone about the list.
He would have to trick Harry, but I doubt Sirius is going to worry about that too much, since it's for Harry's own good, and think of the hilarity that would ensue.
Obviously, parts of the list here would have to be excluded, since crossover rules and similar rules wouldn't be applicable, but that still leaves a good amount of hilarity.