Harry Potter hogwarts rules that you better follow
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363) Ms Granger are hereby forbidden to invite her great-great-...-greataunt Evangeline McDowell at Hogwarts, even if she'll be a better DADA teacher.
363a) No, not even her cousin Integra Hellsing.
363b) Or her godmother Belldandy.
363c) And certainly not your penpal Louise Franþoise Le Blanc de La ValliÞre and her slave/familiar/boyfriend Saito Hiraga.
364) Will the student body stop to try to summon The Raikage, Killer Bee or Kamina into the school?
363a) No, not even her cousin Integra Hellsing.
363b) Or her godmother Belldandy.
363c) And certainly not your penpal Louise Franþoise Le Blanc de La ValliÞre and her slave/familiar/boyfriend Saito Hiraga.
364) Will the student body stop to try to summon The Raikage, Killer Bee or Kamina into the school?
365) The houses of Hogwarts are Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff, Gryffindor and Slytherin, not Poinginoh, Pooperscoop, Snackewyrm and Wunnybun.
365a) Nor is there a House Riffindor for crazy inventors.
366) I know that the Founders set up the dorms so that boys cannot enter the girl's dorms without setting things up so that girls cannot enter the boy's dorms. Witches should not get any ideas from this.
367) Using invisibility cloaks and ketchup to make it look as if there are severed body parts strewn across the room is not an acceptable prank.
365a) Nor is there a House Riffindor for crazy inventors.
366) I know that the Founders set up the dorms so that boys cannot enter the girl's dorms without setting things up so that girls cannot enter the boy's dorms. Witches should not get any ideas from this.
367) Using invisibility cloaks and ketchup to make it look as if there are severed body parts strewn across the room is not an acceptable prank.
370. students are no longer allowed to summon members of the 82nd airborne into the great hall of hogwarts. especially the one with a thing for foxgirls..... we stills haven't found a few of the 7th years after he bribed some people to turn a few students into them.
371. ok seriously.... did you have to some an entire battallion of paratroopers from the 82nd again with that one nutjob. no no no no, i don't if they are helping you go after voldemort since they consider him a terrorist.
371. ok seriously.... did you have to some an entire battallion of paratroopers from the 82nd again with that one nutjob. no no no no, i don't if they are helping you go after voldemort since they consider him a terrorist.
373. "Magic: the Gathering" is a muggle-designed trading card game, and therefore fictional.
373a. There are no such things as Planeswalkers.
373b. Harry Potter surviving the Killing Curse is not proof of the contrary.
373c. Under no circumstances are the Weasley Twins to be given a deck of Magic: the Gathering Cards and told that they are suggestions for new spells.
374. Merlin was a powerful wizard. He was not an alien.
375. The Lost City of Atlantis is precisely that: lost.
375a. It has not been relocated to the bottom of the ocean on a planet in another galaxy, and I should stop attempting to convince people otherwise.
376. Creating a modified Taboo spell that dumps green slime on anyone who trips it is not an appropriate extracurricular activity.
376a. Doubly so if the key phrase is "I don't know."
377. The giant squid is not Godric Gryffindor, and blasting it with anti-transfiguration charms is not an appropriate use of time.
378. "Deus ex Machina!" is not a legitimate incantantion.
378a. Taking steps to "prove otherwise" is expressly forbidden.
373a. There are no such things as Planeswalkers.
373b. Harry Potter surviving the Killing Curse is not proof of the contrary.
373c. Under no circumstances are the Weasley Twins to be given a deck of Magic: the Gathering Cards and told that they are suggestions for new spells.
374. Merlin was a powerful wizard. He was not an alien.
375. The Lost City of Atlantis is precisely that: lost.
375a. It has not been relocated to the bottom of the ocean on a planet in another galaxy, and I should stop attempting to convince people otherwise.
376. Creating a modified Taboo spell that dumps green slime on anyone who trips it is not an appropriate extracurricular activity.
376a. Doubly so if the key phrase is "I don't know."
377. The giant squid is not Godric Gryffindor, and blasting it with anti-transfiguration charms is not an appropriate use of time.
378. "Deus ex Machina!" is not a legitimate incantantion.
378a. Taking steps to "prove otherwise" is expressly forbidden.
381-Using any kind of time-traveling artefact, spell or unholly technomagic contraption is strictly forbidden.
381a-Particularly if you intend to kidnap from the past famous historical figures such as Salazar Slytherin and Godric Griffindor to set up a grudging and/or Death Match.
382b-Convincing Salazar Slytherin to kill any kind of progeny he may had by pointing the stellar example born from his bloodline such as the Gaunt family and Tom Marvolo "I-am-a-fucking-hypocrite-muddleblood" Riddle is forbidden. It may result the direst possible consequences.
381a-Particularly if you intend to kidnap from the past famous historical figures such as Salazar Slytherin and Godric Griffindor to set up a grudging and/or Death Match.
382b-Convincing Salazar Slytherin to kill any kind of progeny he may had by pointing the stellar example born from his bloodline such as the Gaunt family and Tom Marvolo "I-am-a-fucking-hypocrite-muddleblood" Riddle is forbidden. It may result the direst possible consequences.
Heh. Calvin and Hobbes...
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386. Yes, I realize that the majority of our incantations are Latin-based. But that DOES NOT MEAN that we're to find a way to use Ecclesiastical Latin for spells! It pisses off both the Catholics and Protestants something fierce.
386a. That means that, 'Deum lachesad ac ionnam imbeat aperiri' will NOT be opening a doorway to ANYWHERE!
386b. 'Course it will. We just gotta find the right wand movements.
386c. FRED AND GEORGE WEASLEY!
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386. Yes, I realize that the majority of our incantations are Latin-based. But that DOES NOT MEAN that we're to find a way to use Ecclesiastical Latin for spells! It pisses off both the Catholics and Protestants something fierce.
386a. That means that, 'Deum lachesad ac ionnam imbeat aperiri' will NOT be opening a doorway to ANYWHERE!
386b. 'Course it will. We just gotta find the right wand movements.
386c. FRED AND GEORGE WEASLEY!