191. wandless magic that enables you to shoot lightining from your fingertips is NOT A PARTY TRICK.....
191a. It CERTAINLY Isn't for dressing up in a hooded cloak and convicning the Muggleborn that Hogwarts has been invaded by the Sith
192. SUggest to hermione that Crookshank's likes her os much due to her 'transfiguration' accident in 2nd year at your own risk..
193. Fred and George... please stop staring at Hary and GInny and cackling about Super Babies of DOOM...
194. Harry is NOT Fred, Hermione Velma, nor is Ginny Daphne and Ron IS CERTAINLY NOT SHAGGY!
194a. "But hte appiete is the same" is not a valid justification.
195. Muggleborn students will cease commosioning video game CGI scenes in order to convince the pureblods that the Muggles have super tech capable of detecting them
195a. or are summoing demons
195b. or have giant robot eyes spying on hogwarts....
196. All decks of cards will be turned over for magical inspection by instructors before entering Hogwarts premiese.
196a. This includes Clow Cards..
196b. AND ESPECIALLY Duel monster cards...
197. If a student finds a strange dagger, sword, ring, hat, wristwatch, etc.... they are to turn it over to Hogwarts staff immediatly.... NOT pick the item up and yell out the activation phrase of the ficitional item it resembles...
197a. I don't care that it worked! We still can't get Harry ont he gorund, much less out of that green uniform... and the weasley twins refuse to unsummon their Zords
And just to kick off the inevitabel Warhammer 40k rule list
198. THere is no such thing as the "Pettrigrew Heresy", and Harry Potter isn't the most revered Primarch of the God-emperor Prongs!
(not sure how rule 198 got written but I suspect it invovled taintede butterbeer and a smuggled warhammer book)