seeing the success that the rule thread is having in the naruto forum i decided make one here.
here are some i have come across else where and a couple of my own.
1. no matter how fun it may seem at the time it is a bad idea to summon all the hogwarts girls knickers. (mine)
2. Asking the ravenclaws or Hermione a rhetorical question while entertaining is discouraged. (mine)
3. Snorkaks are NOT hunted by being naked, and suggesting so to Luna Lovegood in the Great Hall is NOT acceptable. (jeconais)
4. Enchanting Devil's Snare to remove female clothing is NOT acceptable - no matter how many Anime movies you may have seen. (jeconais)
5. I am no longer allowed to ask to pat Crookshanks by asking "Hey Hermione, mind if I touch your pussy?" (finbar)
6. Stating you wanted to conserve water is not a good excuse for being in the girls shower under an invisibility cloak.(Tanaxanth)
7. "CONSTANT VIGILANCE!" is not a good excuse for placing spying charms in the girls/prefects bathrooms (Democable)
8. All male students will refrain from claiming that they "are the meat in the sandwich", should they be walking, sitting, or in any other way situated between the Patil twins. (camperx)
9. I will not charm anymore chairs to give vibrating massages (The girls hog them! Lavender hasn't left her chair or gotten rid of that goofy grin all weekend!). (Forrest Erbe).
lets see what you guys can come up with
here are some i have come across else where and a couple of my own.
1. no matter how fun it may seem at the time it is a bad idea to summon all the hogwarts girls knickers. (mine)
2. Asking the ravenclaws or Hermione a rhetorical question while entertaining is discouraged. (mine)
3. Snorkaks are NOT hunted by being naked, and suggesting so to Luna Lovegood in the Great Hall is NOT acceptable. (jeconais)
4. Enchanting Devil's Snare to remove female clothing is NOT acceptable - no matter how many Anime movies you may have seen. (jeconais)
5. I am no longer allowed to ask to pat Crookshanks by asking "Hey Hermione, mind if I touch your pussy?" (finbar)
6. Stating you wanted to conserve water is not a good excuse for being in the girls shower under an invisibility cloak.(Tanaxanth)
7. "CONSTANT VIGILANCE!" is not a good excuse for placing spying charms in the girls/prefects bathrooms (Democable)
8. All male students will refrain from claiming that they "are the meat in the sandwich", should they be walking, sitting, or in any other way situated between the Patil twins. (camperx)
9. I will not charm anymore chairs to give vibrating massages (The girls hog them! Lavender hasn't left her chair or gotten rid of that goofy grin all weekend!). (Forrest Erbe).
lets see what you guys can come up with