Harry Potter Magical Time Loops

Prince Charon · Mar 15, 2009

Liberus said:

So, the incoming students give her head, and after a while, she screams out a name...

mandalorianjedi · Mar 15, 2009

Prince Charon said:

Given Sayuri's oblivious and innocent personality I can't help but feel dirty even reading parts of this. She's like the ultimate, destructive foxgirl loli.

mandalorianjedi · Mar 16, 2009

Harry was ready for this.

He was going to end it once and for all. For better, or for worse.

Or at least for this loop.

Besides, he'd always wanted to see the look on ole snake face when he did something like this. Perhaps, when this was all over, he'd learn how to make pensieves so he could show Ichigo, Naruto and Ranma later in one of their infamous merged loops.

Things were definitely going his way this loop. His Godfather was free, Snape had been sacked and Dumbledore had managed to get each of the Horcruxes and have them destroyed. Hell, Harry even managed to get Cedric out of the damned graveyard in time.

All that was left was Voldemort and the Snake, as Harry had found ways in previous loops to deal with his little "scar" problem.

Everything was set. All was in place. The traitor Pettigrew was there. Members of Voldemort's Inner Circle were arriving and Snake Face was monologuing, whilst Nagini just laid near the cauldron, absorbing the ambient heat from the fire.

"Now, Potter... We duel..." said Voldemort confidently with a pleased smirk.

He tossed Harry back his wand, to which Harry gave him a very feral "Kenpachi-ish" grin.

"Any last words, Potter?" asked Voldemort smugly, though he was a bit unsettled seeing Harry's grin.

"Ban..." Harry half-whispered, before yelling out as a Snake-like mask covered his face, "KAI!"

Harry was right, the look on Voldemort's face WAS priceless, as were the expressions of those of the Inner Circle.

The Vizard Who Lived was pretty sure that Wormtail wasn't the only one who had soiled himself right before his death...

pillz · Mar 16, 2009

The Vizard Who Lived.

BWAHAHAHHAHA. HAHAHAHHAHA. AHAHAHAHAHA.

mandalorianjedi · Mar 16, 2009

"You know... The skills I've learned from your worlds have come in handy..." said Harry as he laid down on the beach.

Others in the troupe were Naruto, Ichigo, Shinji and Ranma. Each were relaxing for once in a loop. They had no plans for Harems, World Domination, Universal Destruction, Damsels in Distress, or Acts of Ultimate Heroism.

They were officially on vacation. And it was glorious.

"Hmm... Kawarimi was especially helpful this time around..." commented Ichigo.

"It's a good thing Harry had that Portkey ready and you taught us Shunpo, or else I don't think we'd have made it out of there," added Ranma to Ichigo.

"It feels good to relax, doesn't it. It's a good thing we're the only ones whose abilities transfer from world to world or else the girls would have caught up to us- or we'd have not gotten away at all," said Harry.

As fun as these loops could be, a guy just needed to take a break once and a while.

"I kind of feel sorry for Aang though..." said Naruto with a frown. "It is his world after all..."

Harry snorted. "His world, his problems. We're on vacation."

"Harry's right. Sometimes sacrifices have to be made," said Ranma. "Besides, he's only been around for the last 15 or so Loops. He hasn't had to deal with Rei, Sakura, Anko and the others like we have."

They all collectively shuddered.

"Poor, poor Aang... He will be missed..." said Naruto as he lifted his drink in a solemn toast.

"May his sacrifice be remembered always..." said Shinji, also raising his glass, as did the others.

"He'll get over it in a Loop or 30... I don't think the girls could do anything to him too mentally or emotionally scarring," said Harry uncaringly.

The others nodded in agreement as they went back to their drinks ignoring the problems of the Loops and the Avatar World for as long as possible.

blackkyuubi · Mar 16, 2009

mandalorianjedi said:

Wonder when they realize it was at this point that they all jinxed themself to a hell full of everlasting nookie?

elof · Mar 16, 2009

Well all i can say for Ang is poor Ang. Since you have already added the Avatar series why not add one more. My suggestion is a Dresden files loop. Wonder how dreasden would react to the loop? not to mention the others reaction? like say murphy, the white council, morgan?

sith2886 · Mar 16, 2009

some one has to do a Star Wars loop. luke kicking bens ass for not dropping him off with his family on naboo would be funny as hell or him screwing with mara's head during his trip to jabba's palace.

"you owe me jabba, my father saved your son and killed dooku, i think han is a fiar trade don't you"

sorry, but come on it would be funny.

jaredstar · Mar 16, 2009

okay i am a little confused. what problems is aang having that they would pity him so.

mandalorianjedi · Mar 16, 2009

jaredstar said:

Refer to the Naruto New Intros Thread.

The majority of Aang's problems stem from the multiple women that each of them know. The boys are overstressed physically, mentally, emotionally, sexually and just about any other way you could think of.

As Naruto said in one of those loops, he's questioned everything about himself and sometimes he just wants a break and be left alone.

Being a merged loop, the boys decided to vacation together away from their enemies and their women, leaving Aang to deal with them all.

Prince Charon · Mar 16, 2009

mandalorianjedi said:

jaredstar said:

Refer to the Naruto New Intros Thread.

The majority of Aang's problems stem from the multiple women that each of them know. The boys are overstressed physically, mentally, emotionally, sexually and just about any other way you could think of.

As Naruto said in one of those loops, he's questioned everything about himself and sometimes he just wants a break and be left alone.

Being a merged loop, the boys decided to vacation together away from their enemies and their women, leaving Aang to deal with them all.

... which includes dealing with his own women, poor chap. Imagine what Azula would get up to, after only a few loops, much less a few hundred.

TerraBull · Mar 16, 2009

t:

What are the qualifications to get a time loop?

I could suggest Thundercats? He-Man or the She-Ra varient?

Rift120 · Mar 16, 2009

TerraBull said:

No real qualifications short of no attempts to end the loops.... now i fyou want to start a new thread loop based around one of those series I'd suggest floating a fused loop in one o the established threads to see how popular the idea is....

but having say Harry wake up in bed with sorceress from He-man could be some funny stuff... and there is no rule against it (Hell I introduced a POwer rangers fused loop over int he Naruto thread!)

SotF · Mar 16, 2009

Harry jerked awake with a shudder.

Ending up looping to Coruscant was not quite what he'd ended up describing as fun.

Sure, conquering the galaxy with Revan and Malak was relatively amusing, but then the jawless bastard had to betray them for spite.

At least he was back in the cupboard, so probably a normal loop.

Weapons fire immediately dispelled that notion and instant before the locked door was ripped off its hinges by a form made familiar by the previous loop.

"Query: Where are we meatbag?"

"HK," he muttered while crawling out.

"Addendum: And where are we, last I remembered was pursuing the Master out of known space, and now I am on a primitive mudball where the meatbags have not apparently even discovered energy weapons."

A brief pause as the droid reloaded.

"Statement: Unfortunately, the master had ordered me to follow you if he was unavailable."

Oh yes, this loop would be fun.

Hawk · Mar 16, 2009

SotF said:

I expected comment like:
Amused Statement: This is not however a negative condition.

At that point, but pretty funny nonetheless.

dogbertcarroll · Mar 16, 2009

I am continually surprised by how many fics are improved when a homicidal robot is added in.

fitzgerald · Mar 17, 2009

"The one with power the vanquish the Dark Lord will be born as the seventh month dies." The ghostly figure of Sibyll Trelawney finished reciting the prophecy from atop of Dumbledore's penseive.

Harry merely arched his eyebrow in response and commented dryly, "Well that clears everything up nicely. Not to mention it nicely outline's what I'll need to do to defeat Voldemort."

Albus gazed steadily at the intriguing and not to mention surprising third year student before him, Harry Potter after all wasn't at all like what he been expecting, or indeed planning on being like.

Courage, Albus knew beyond a shadow of a doubt was a quality Harry had plenty of after the event's of his first year at Hogwarts.

Cunning too, following Harry's swift and remarkable defeat of Lucius Malfroy's plot the year previous. Asking 'Moaning Myrtle' for information on the happenings of the first time Tom Riddle had opened the Chamber purely because Harry had deduced just when Myrtle had died. Lucius had been neatly outmanoeuvred and then fleeced of great sum's of money when Harry had the audacity of proposing Slytherin Alumina fund and create a permanent sanctuary for the "Living Relic of Salazaar."

Skill to considering the magical skills Harry displayed in fending off and then neatly trapping the Dementors that had boarded the Hogwarts Express to search for the recently escaped Peter Pettigrew. Skill's that Albus knew for a fact the still 'recovering' Sirius Black hadn't taught his Godson since his release from incarceration.

"Perhaps you'd share that tidbit of information with me then Harry," Albus asked with a twinkle in his eye as he reached for the dish containing his favourite candy, lemon drops. "And I'd be delighted to help formulate a successful strategy to defeat Voldemort."

"Quite simple really," Harry stated cheerfully. Raising his right hand up slightly Harry made a small gesture causing a single lemon drop to rise up from the dish and loop and twirl its way into the palm of his hand. "I after all am a master of"

"The Schwartz," Harry answered after a suitable dramatic pause.

"Harry," Albus chided, disappointment clearly visible on his face even through his long white beard, the twinkle gone from his eye. "I'm a rather big fan of Mr Brook's works, especially his musicals. Not to mention the Star Wars movies being required viewing for anyone who seeks to understand modern American muggles."

Harry just pouted at this.

"That was clearly some nicely controlled wandless magic. An accomplishment that's worthy of congratulations in and of itself, but something Voldemort already knows," Albus stated clearly as he gazed down upon the young child before him.

"The Schwartz isn't just telekinesis," Harry said with a slight sniffle. Moving his right hand in front of his crotch Harry focused hard for a moment.

'Schnnnnn' with that bright magenta light surged upwards from Harry's hand creating a three foot long span that hummed and crackled lightly.

Harry waved the beam of light too and fro, his right hand still held directly in front of his crotch, and in a gleeful tone stated, "See, see let's see wandless magic do this."

Albus just bowed his head and pinched the bridge of his nose. Harry while courageous, cunning, skilled and a rather powerful young wizard was also deluding himself into believing he had powers out of a movie.

mandalorianjedi · Mar 17, 2009

That...

Was...

Totally...

WICKED!!!

:hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail:

dogbertcarroll · Mar 17, 2009

ROTFLMAO!

That should be continued with Harry actually doing his utmost to convince everyone he has it.

Nikas_Zekeval · Mar 17, 2009

Harry looked around the classroom at the unfamiliar faces, all wearing hiate. This loop was stranger than most, a weird fusion of the Wizarding World and the Elemental Nations. His own hiate had the lion of Gyrffindor, and the other Houses had their own wizard shinobi as well. As near as he could figure on his own, Hermoine wasn't awake this loop, Hogwarts was currently hosting this loop's mishmash of the Triwizard's Cup and the Chuunin Exams. No one from Naruto's world, or any other he recognized yet though.

For some reason he felt a strange chill as a 'Nippon' School all kunochi/witch team was introduced. Nanoha Takamachi, Fate Testarossa, Hayate Yagami, and their sensei/House Mistress Lina Inverse. All their hiates bore a stylized mushroom cloud. Instincts honed over God knows how many loops told him this loop wouldn't end well, and soon based on how much he was shivering. Actually his instincts were screaming to run far away, find a deep hole, and pull it in after him.

broken_soul01 · Mar 17, 2009

It is, indeed, a wonder why Nanoha and Slayers have not been brought in before now. Truly, If one is to look at the scale of destruction caused by the previous series in this conclave of madness, only the Evangelion crew compares to the sheer overkill that is both Nanoha and Slayers. Truly, this is a travesty that must be rectified, post haste!

tl;dr - Darr, me likey!!!11!!1!1

Nikas_Zekeval · Mar 17, 2009

broken_soul01 said:

I was thinking for this Harry saying in the previous loop "It's not like anything worse can happen". To which the Universe took notice and said, "Oh, a challenge."

I was half thinking the "Dirty Pair", but locked on to the biggest examples of magical overkill that immediate came to mind.

Harry watched Percy show off his magic info cards. "How about Nanoha Takamachi, Fate Testarossa, and Hayate Yagami."

The bookish Weasley looked smug and pulled out three cards, going paler than Nearly Headless Nick when he read them. "Harry, this is just asking about some names you overheard, right?"

Harry shook his head, "No, they are here, why?"

Percy was shaking and Harry looked down at the cards, "They are Team Devestation. Led by the legendary Dragon Spooker, She Who Destroys the Town While Saving It. Maybe we can get a portkey for Timbuktu, they are almost as bad as Beauxbaton's 'Dirty Pair'." A pair of busty French Witches in Auror robes suddenly appeared with wands thrust in Percy's face, "Er, I beg your pardon, I meant to say "The Lovely Angels".

(Yes, this is Loop is Ridiculous Overkill)

Hawk · Mar 17, 2009

broken_soul01 said:

I thought it was because the pantheon of Slayers is not reconcilable with that of OMG.

I've never seen it done well. I've seen it done in stories that are good enough to ignore the inconsistencies, but never a version that really works. There is one I have in mind that got real close, but then blew it on the very cusp of success.

Slayers is a good series, but is a bit limited in crossover potential.

Prince Charon · Mar 17, 2009

Nikas_Zekeval said:

broken_soul01 said:

I was thinking for this Harry saying in the previous loop "It's not like anything worse can happen". To which the Universe took notice and said, "Oh, a challenge."

I was half thinking the "Dirty Pair", but locked on to the biggest examples of magical overkill that immediate came to mind.

Harry watched Percy show off his magic info cards. "How about Nanoha Takamachi, Fate Testarossa, and Hayate Yagami."

The bookish Weasley looked smug and pulled out three cards, going paler than Nearly Headless Nick when he read them. "Harry, this is just asking about some names you overheard, right?"

Harry shook his head, "No, they are here, why?"

Percy was shaking and Harry looked down at the cards, "They are Team Devestation. Led by the legendary Dragon Spooker, She Who Destroys the Town While Saving It. Maybe we can get a portkey for Timbuktu, they are almost as bad as Beauxbaton's 'Dirty Pair'." A pair of busty French Witches in Auror robes suddenly appeared with wands thrust in Percy's face, "Er, I beg your pardon, I meant to say "The Lovely Angels".

(Yes, this is Loop is Ridiculous Overkill)

So, some version of Hakashin Recca should show up soon, then?

Hawk · Mar 17, 2009

Prince Charon said:

I have to say: DO NOT WANT!

It can be decently funny yes, but Aleh bringing up what is meant to be a parody SI in discussions about power levels, when they have nothing to do with his story at all, annoys me to no end.

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