Harry Potter Magical Time Loops

firestorm

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Delcera said:
shout27 said:
firestorm said:
Harry sighed. "Another loop, another idiot Voldemort" he thought, as he waited for Pettigrew to dress Lord Voldemort. He shuddered at the mental images that the thought conjured.

"And now, we duel, Potter!" Harry, shaken out of his reverie, barely caught his wand.

"Aw, crap, this again? Well, I don't need my wand this time..." he thought, and pulled out a small notebook.

"Hey, Voldemort, how do you spell your name again?"

"..."

"What? If I'm gonna die, I at least want to find out who killed me!" Oh, how much of a lie that was.

"V...O...L...D...E...M...O...R...T..."

"Sweet, thanks!"

And the Death Eaters watched in shock as their Dark Lord fell to the ground, pierced through the brain by a frozen spike of urine falling from a passenger jet.

Harry chuckles. "Oh, I have SO got to thank that Yamagi guy when I see him again."
The only problem with that, is that he'd have had to put down Tom Marvalo Riddle. . . at least I think that was his real and full name. Voldemort counts as an alias ala 'L' I believe. It would be amusing for a loop like that to end in Harry's death for that particular oversight though. . .
I dunno-- it might act differently since Riddle gave up his birth name. "L" knew that what everybody called him was just an alias, but Riddle does not go by the name Tom Riddle anymore. He truly believes himself to be Lord Voldemort. That makes all the difference in the world, I think.

Also, who is Harry's shinigami? After all, I don't believe we've ever seen somebody using a Death Note without a shinigami floating over their shoulder...
Hmm, looks like I overlooked that. I do remember a line in one of the books where Dumbledore tells Harry to "use his true name"...

Then again, it could just be Dumbledore doddering away again.
 
"Show?" Harry said, amused. He'd have to watch that some time. But for now... He manifested his Zanpakutou and activated his Shikai and Bankai, before pulling down his Vizard mask. "There is always some truth in television, you know."
 

Typhonis

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Harry could only stare in abject horror at who sat in the headmasters position at the head table as they awaited to be sorted.

"Geetings. I am Gendo Ikari, Headmaster of Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry. ......"

"We're fucked" Harry said under his breath.
 

shout27

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Typhonis said:
Harry could only stare in abject horror at who sat in the headmasters position at the head table as they awaited to be sorted.

"Geetings. I am Gendo Ikari, Headmaster of Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry. ......"

"We're fucked" Harry said under his breath.
Epic Asshole. . . everyone needs one in their story :p
 

nixofcyzerra

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shout27 said:
Typhonis said:
Harry could only stare in abject horror at who sat in the headmasters position at the head table as they awaited to be sorted.

"Geetings. I am Gendo Ikari, Headmaster of Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry. ......"

"We're fucked" Harry said under his breath.
Epic Asshole. . . everyone needs one in their story :p
They've got Snape. Surely that's enough.

Then again, is he epic?
 

Karnath

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nixofcyzerra said:
shout27 said:
Typhonis said:
Harry could only stare in abject horror at who sat in the headmasters position at the head table as they awaited to be sorted.

"Geetings. I am Gendo Ikari, Headmaster of Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry. ......"

"We're fucked" Harry said under his breath.
Epic Asshole. . . everyone needs one in their story :p
They've got Snape. Surely that's enough.

Then again, is he epic?
Not even remotely. They both pine after dead women, Snape is a whiney bitch who never even got with the woman in question and just treated her son like crap, Gendo on the other hand mind fucked everyone around him and engineered the apocalypse to get back the woman he loved. Snape is just Dumbledore's and Voldemort's bitch, Gendo made the world his bitch.
 
A woman isn't worth having if you aren't willing to destroy the world for her.
 
Destroying the world for a women?

What would that mean for her Beauty as measured in Helen (or Linda)?

? ? The Helen (H): that amount of beauty required to launch one thousand Achaean ships of approximately eight tons empty displacement each, or approximately eight-thousand tons of shipping, and to destroy one city.

? ? The milliHelen (mH): a more convenient measure than the Helen, that amount of beauty required to launch one ship and burn down a single house.

? ? The Linda (L): a more up to date measure; that amount of beauty required to launch eight-thousand tons of shipping in a single ship and destroy a city.

? ? Dos Lindas: (ex-Venganza) an antique aircraft carrier of sixteen-thousand tons unladen displacement, restored and recommissioned to take part in the war waged against Salafi terrorists and their supporters by the Legion del Cid (qv). Destroyed cities: TBA.

? ? From Baen's Encyclopedia of New and Old Earth,
? ? Terra Novan Edition of 475 AC
Does EVA tonnage rates more then equivalent displacement? How many cities exist in Post-Impact Earth? Do you need to factor in the complete UN Pacific Fleet or just the damaged/destroyed ships?
 
I'm thinking those measurements might be insufficient...

After all, "apocalypse" could refer to erradicating all forms of organic life on a planet, or even wiping out the entire planet itself. Not just cities, fleets or even whole countries. I'm talking Jenova level shit.
 

The Vale

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mandalorianjedi said:
I'm thinking those measurements might be insufficient...

After all, "apocalypse" could refer to erradicating all forms of organic life on a planet, or even wiping out the entire planet itself. Not just cities, fleets or even whole countries. I'm talking Jenova level shit.
you know, i'm suddenly struck that there aren't more FFVII/Eva crossovers...
 

SotF

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The Vale said:
mandalorianjedi said:
I'm thinking those measurements might be insufficient...

After all, "apocalypse" could refer to erradicating all forms of organic life on a planet, or even wiping out the entire planet itself. Not just cities, fleets or even whole countries. I'm talking Jenova level shit.
you know, i'm suddenly struck that there aren't more FFVII/Eva crossovers...
I'd actually been considering one, and this could partially explain why Sephiroth went off the deep end. His "angelic" nature was partially suppressed until close contact with Jenova and mixed with his view of his life and what he was being shattered he lost it.

1st Impact happened centuries after the events of Final Fantasy VII, after Adam and Lilith couldn't sense Jenovas presence and thus a "free" world to take control of and moved in.

Adam landed intact, but was frozen because of it in the arctic.

Lilith unleashed something that bound with the humans that survived the double hit on the planet.

Prior to 2nd impact, an expedition to the antarctic found human remains buried in the ice and dirt before bringing it back. The remains were transferred to a research project to understand this ancient man.

Cue 2nd Impact and the unleashing of a heavy dose of energy similar enough to Jenova to trigger a release similar to what happened in the Northern crater, but for a brief instant causing devastation to the area and wiping out everything near it. People reacted thinking this was a nuclear strike started the major wars right after it leading to the later ascendancy of the UN.

Unfortunately, this triggered a partial regeneration of Sephiroth, his age reduced by lack of biomass during regeneration and being found as the only survivor anywhere near it.

Cue Sephiroth trying to understand this world, and especially everything else.

Not to mention he still hears the whispers of mother...

Cue the first angel attack and a total recal by the one winged angel.
 

Canis

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SotF said:
The Vale said:
mandalorianjedi said:
I'm thinking those measurements might be insufficient...

After all, "apocalypse" could refer to erradicating all forms of organic life on a planet, or even wiping out the entire planet itself. Not just cities, fleets or even whole countries. I'm talking Jenova level shit.
you know, i'm suddenly struck that there aren't more FFVII/Eva crossovers...
I'd actually been considering one, and this could partially explain why Sephiroth went off the deep end. His "angelic" nature was partially suppressed until close contact with Jenova and mixed with his view of his life and what he was being shattered he lost it.

1st Impact happened centuries after the events of Final Fantasy VII, after Adam and Lilith couldn't sense Jenovas presence and thus a "free" world to take control of and moved in.

Adam landed intact, but was frozen because of it in the arctic.

Lilith unleashed something that bound with the humans that survived the double hit on the planet.

Prior to 2nd impact, an expedition to the antarctic found human remains buried in the ice and dirt before bringing it back. The remains were transferred to a research project to understand this ancient man.

Cue 2nd Impact and the unleashing of a heavy dose of energy similar enough to Jenova to trigger a release similar to what happened in the Northern crater, but for a brief instant causing devastation to the area and wiping out everything near it. People reacted thinking this was a nuclear strike started the major wars right after it leading to the later ascendancy of the UN.

Unfortunately, this triggered a partial regeneration of Sephiroth, his age reduced by lack of biomass during regeneration and being found as the only survivor anywhere near it.

Cue Sephiroth trying to understand this world, and especially everything else.

Not to mention he still hears the whispers of mother...

Cue the first angel attack and a total recal by the one winged angel.
Sounds interesting, but I have one very important question - is Sephiroth meant to be a good guy or a bad guy in this? Or perhaps the better question: Is he meant to be THE Bad Guy or THE Good Guy?
 

Neko Hibiki

Cute Snow Princess
Harry just stared at who was sitting in the Headmaster's seat this time.

"Ya'all listen up." said the new Headmaster. "I am J.D. Hogg, Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. And I expect ya'all to lisen' tah and obehy tha rhules."

"Oh this is just great, really peachy." Harry said in a sarcastic manner very quitely.

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AN Yes I know there are mispellings, I was just trying to get his southern accent to come across here, so please ignore them.

Enjoy the idea, or not, don't flame.

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GaelicDragon

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Neko Hibiki said:
Harry just stared at who was sitting in the Headmaster's seat this time.

"Ya'all listen up." said the new Headmaster. "I am J.D. Hogg, Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. And I expect ya'all to lisen' tah and obehy tha rhules."

"Oh this is just great, really peachy." Harry said in a sarcastic manner very quitely.

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AN Yes I know there are mispellings, I was just trying to get his southern accent to come across here, so please ignore them.

Enjoy the idea, or not, don't flame.

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:rofl:

Harry and Ron riding around on an orange rug with a horn that pays Dixie.

Or a change to Mr. Weasley's car type.
 

Finbar

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Ouch, I've just finished watching a certain movie and when I read the Southern Accent....

"Mr Potter has not been behaving. It seems he does not understand the rules here. This is what we call a failure to communicate."

And Snape as Snake Eyes.......

Cheers

Finbar
 

drakensis

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"You will now be sorted into your Houses. While you are at Hogwarts, your House will be your family. Each House stands for certain ideals."

Harry perked up. Five Houses? Someone else must be in this loop for that to have happened.

"House Kurita stands for honour and obedience. House Steiner values strength and wealth. House Marik values freedom and independence. House Liao -" And here Harry saw McGonagall's lips tighten slightly "- value ambition and cunning. Finally, House Davion value courage and chivalry."
 

Lord Raine

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drakensis said:
"You will now be sorted into your Houses. While you are at Hogwarts, your House will be your family. Each House stands for certain ideals."

Harry perked up. Five Houses? Someone else must be in this loop for that to have happened.

"House Kurita stands for honour and obedience. House Steiner values strength and wealth. House Marik values freedom and independence. House Liao -" And here Harry saw McGonagall's lips tighten slightly "- value ambition and cunning. Finally, House Davion value courage and chivalry."
You madman. Lemme guess. Harry ends up uniting Steiner and Davion?

At least the Sorting Hat will be happy.
 
drakensis said:
"You will now be sorted into your Houses. While you are at Hogwarts, your House will be your family. Each House stands for certain ideals."

Harry perked up. Five Houses? Someone else must be in this loop for that to have happened.

"House Kurita stands for honour and obedience. House Steiner values strength and wealth. House Marik values freedom and independence. House Liao -" And here Harry saw McGonagall's lips tighten slightly "- value ambition and cunning. Finally, House Davion value courage and chivalry."
Not familiar with the crossover.
 

shout27

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the DragonBard said:
drakensis said:
"You will now be sorted into your Houses. While you are at Hogwarts, your House will be your family. Each House stands for certain ideals."

Harry perked up. Five Houses? Someone else must be in this loop for that to have happened.

"House Kurita stands for honour and obedience. House Steiner values strength and wealth. House Marik values freedom and independence. House Liao -" And here Harry saw McGonagall's lips tighten slightly "- value ambition and cunning. Finally, House Davion value courage and chivalry."
Not familiar with the crossover.
BattleTech universe. . . otherwise referred to as MechWarrior or MechCommander. I believe.
 
Obviously, back then, the idea didn't take as that thread is dead. This one is already far longer than the other one.
 

okais

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drakensis said:
"You will now be sorted into your Houses. While you are at Hogwarts, your House will be your family. Each House stands for certain ideals."

Harry perked up. Five Houses? Someone else must be in this loop for that to have happened.

"House Kurita stands for honour and obedience. House Steiner values strength and wealth. House Marik values freedom and independence. House Liao -" And here Harry saw McGonagall's lips tighten slightly "- value ambition and cunning. Finally, House Davion value courage and chivalry."
Wow, i now cant help but wonder if the Clans in Battletech now represented by either Beauxaton or Drumstrang.
 

Neko Hibiki

Cute Snow Princess
Harry just stared as three new students were called up to be sorted. They were transfer students, thus why they were being sorted together now.

"Would Carrie Fernandez, Reinhardt Schneider, and Cornel please come to the front and try on the Sorting Hat?" asked Professor McGonnagal.

Harry just muttered under his breath. "Oh bloodly hell."
 
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