Miscellaneous game fanfic ideas

zerohour

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Final Fantasy 8 Idea:

SeeD members and candidates are required to undergo psychological evluation, as well a period visit to a psychologist. Frequency determined on a case by case basis.

Honestly, this makes sense to me. SeeD invests a hell o a lot of time, money and resources in its soldiers, and if one of them goes nuts, it could ruin their reputation and business, effectively destroying them. I think they'd be more than willing o shell out the money to keep their soldiers mentally stable than risk someone going Sephiroth and ruining their business.

Effects(Haven't played in a while, so sorry if I mess this up):

Selphie: Don't really see much change...

Irvine: Maybe another weapon of choice, or he's calmer under pressure.

Quistis: Either she stays as an instructor, or doesn't become one at all. Either she gets the qualities of a leader, or she realizes that it isn't for her.

Squall: Still cold, but is more capable of connecting with others.

Seifer: Still a jackass, but is professional when on duty.

Zell: Still see him being pretty much he same.


Thoughts?
 

zeebee1

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You're assuming that they all become better people with therapy. Not everyone gets there own success story.
 
AWJ said:
ttestagr said:
I really need to sit down and play FF5.
Yes, you do. Especially since it finally has an English translation that doesn't completely suck.

FF5 had major harem potential--your party, at least in the second half of the game, consists of one male and three females spanning the spectrum of moetude--the strong-willed and kind-hearted heroic princess, the fiery reverse-trap pirate queen, and the animal-telepathic delicious loli. It's a shame the game came out before the "harem" concept took off in Japan. Square Enix could have done so much with it if they made a full remake (ala FF3) instead of just tacking on a bonus dungeon.

Oh well, it just leaves that much more ground for fanfic to cover.
I need to go get a copy of FF5. Long ago as that post was it should be pretty cheap used by now...

Speaking of... *casts Summon Skeleton to Necro thread* Wow, almost a year. Meh, 'misc' threads are immune to Necro complaints.


So then, a thought I had the other day... Okami/Brutal Legend. Can't do it yet, Brutal Legend not being for another year probably, but the other day, I had this vision of Ammy in rocker gear. Leather jacket, mohawk, face-paint... damn near died laughing. I'm also seeing an Axe (both kinds) for a Divine Instrument.
 

armedlord

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Just seeing this thread made me remember some off hand idea about Ike from Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance getting hit by a botched magical spell by a one of the few remaining enemy Daein mage's that survived the war, where it sends him off to a place that is far different from where he was born and raised from.

Where you ask? Why, in front of a certain green haired swordswoman of the plains before a group of bandits attack.

Why yes, Ike is in Elibe and taking over the role of tactician (let's assume that Soren instills tactics into him or something) as well as possibly teaching Lyn (or anyone else) his style of swordfighting.
 
They call Okami "The Game Zelda wants to be" which brought up a pair of ideas to my head.

The first, most obvious one, is Zelda as a God-Wolf. Which could be kind of neat. But it's obvious and would be rather hard to do without being Mary-Sueish.

The second one was more brought on by the comment "Okami is the game Zelda drools over being." Remove the last word...

"...!" Link exclaimed.

"That's right! I'm leaving you for Amaterasu!"

Ammy: Arrru?

"Amaterasu-sama is just so much cooler, I never stood a chance!"

"Hm...?" Link grunted, a sound of contemplation.

"What?"

Link: :drool: *salute* *flee!*

Issun: It didn't occur to me until just now, but... you're female, Ammy?

Ammy: *nod*

Issun: So you're... :drool:

Zelda: :huh!:
 

Konous

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? They call Okami "The Game Zelda wants to be" which brought up a pair of ideas to my head.

The first, most obvious one, is Zelda as a God-Wolf. Which could be kind of neat. But it's obvious and would be rather hard to do without being Mary-Sueish.

The second one was more brought on by the comment "Okami is the game Zelda drools over being." Remove the last word...

.....Okay I need documentation and under what context and why these people said this.

I played Okami and loved it, to death, but nothing can compare to Twilight Princess.....nothing.


But the whole Zelda ghost wolf thing you mentioned....has me wondering about potential smut for Link.

Maybe in his wolf form, maybe not, but I always wondered what Amaterasu would look like if she took on the form of a mortal.
 
Okami was before TP came out. And for the Zeldas before that... yeah, Okami was better. TP I would say brought it up to nearly even, though I still think the Celestial Brush is cooler than Link's toys. Matter of opinion, TP vs. Okami is.

Amaterasu Omikami-sama was said to be incredibly beautiful, take that as you will. I have a few pictures that various artists have imagined out of it, some furrier than others, but they're all pretty awesome. I'll dig 'em out later, though I'll probably post them in the lemon section, since a few are ecchi.
 

Konous

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I can see to that easily, I enjoyed both games immensely. Which one is better...eh hard to say, really.


However after looking on Deviantart, I am unsurprised to find I'm not the first to think of this Okami Link bit.


Hrm.....Crackfic I think we know where this is going.
 
A few ideas, which can be used individually or together. Bit of crossover, but it's here because two of the three characters are game characters.

The first is simply getting Kamina(Gurren Lagann) and Kefka(FFVI) in the same room. Lulz ensue. Those two would antagonize the hell out of each-other, and if you keep them from fighting somehow, the conversations will be hilarious to watch.

The second is someone being attracted to and attempting to woo Fujin. For those of you that don't remember her, she was a semi-minor character in FFVIII. She spoke no more than about ten words in the entire game, one at a time... maybe two once... and all of them were spoken in an overly loud voice, almost a yell. She also wears an eyepatch and does not restrain herself from injuring idiots: usually Rajin. Was part of Seifer's "Disciplinary Committee"

And whaddya know, a snippet has just appeared.

~~~

"I HATE YOU!"

"YOU ARE NOT A REAL MAN!"

"AT LEAST I DON'T NEED A LITTLE BOY TO FIGHT FOR ME!"

"YOU BASTARD! I'LL RIP YOUR EYES OUT AND FEED THEM TO YOU!" The shirtless blue-haired man was about to lunge at the freak in the clown suit when a large shuriken whistled by, causing him to pause in surprise as his right arm fell off. The other one was gone a moment later as the giant throwing star returned to its owner, a silver-haired woman with an eyepatch that was glaring at him for some reason. He noted that the clown was also de-armed, so he took his eyes off the freak long enough to yell at the woman.

"WHAT WAS THAT FOR, WOMAN!?" He shouted, feeling his arms start dripping. She glared harder and pointed past him at a large evil-looking book floating in the air that was practically dripping malice. It seemed to calm a bit as he turned as white as a sheet, and slowly floated away.

"Pansy." The clown jabbed, stomping his toes.

"BASTARD! I'LL GET YOU FOR THAT!" The yelling resumed as they played a game of trying to stomp each-others' toes, knocking their heads together more often than they actually scored. A moment later, the whistle of air and a pair of thunks, and they were both legless as well as armless. Kamina didn't even slow down this time.

"Get over here and fight me like a man!" He yelled at Kefka, attempting to scoot forward without falling on his face.

"What're you going to do, bleed on me?" Kefka mocked back, only encouraging him. Meanwhile, the silver-haired woman approached, still glaring at both of them. In a single swift movement, they both found their mouths taped shut.

"DRAW." Fujin stated before walking away. Both of them were distracted enough this time to notice the severe woman, and had one thought in complete agreement with each-other.

K... Kawaii!

~~~

The Makaiverse(Disgaea, Makai Kingdom, etc.) seemed like a good place, where you could put the three of them on equal terms. Not to mention that the ensuing silliness fits well. And no, I really couldn't resist the Monty Python joke. It was too easy.

So, Kamina and Kefka competing to win the heart of Fujin because they inexplicably find her incredibly cute. Gentlemen, May the Crack be With You.
 

toraneko

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And then Yoko aces Fujin with her .50-cal anti-Ganmen rifle.

"Mine, bitch."

BAD END
 

JiigarGhen

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toraneko said:
And then Yoko aces Fujin with her .50-cal anti-Ganmen rifle.

"Mine, bitch."

BAD END
After which, Kefka goes <s>insane</s>more insane, and aces the whole world after reattaching his limbs.
 
:rolleyes: Nobody noticed who that was in the background? I was hoping to imply that they had fought before, and caused enough property damage that Overlord Zeta banned them from doing it again. As far as Yoko goes, well... she's probably still alive at this point. Even if she was there, however, she would be more pissed off at Kamina, especially since, as you probably know, Fujin would show zero interest unless one of them actually managed to impress her. Yeah, good luck.

Also, Kefka does have the ability to control himself, as long as there are bigger fish around to eat him when he tries something. And it'll be a while before he can pass up Zeta. He'll be pissed when he finds out he has to be able to take down Baal and Uber-Prinny Baal as well before he can kill indiscriminately.

But anyway, this is supposed to be crack-comedy.
 
Excuse the double post, but I just had to get this idea out.

We all know how pimp Link is, right? Some of you may have seen this pic, and it inspired me to an idea:

The pic.

Let's say we go with that idea, that that's what happens when Link finds Blind in the dungeon. Blind had nothing against Link, didn't even want to be holding the maiden, but as it turns out, Ganondorf had cursed Blind the Thief. Genderbent. The only way to break the curse is with light, and with the searing pain that Blind feels when in too much light, enough to break the curse would drive him/her insane. This is what happened when she was daydreaming and didn't see the light Link was leading her to.

This time, things go a little different. When Blind is about to turn back, resigned to the fact that she can't leave the dungeon, Link tells her to wait a moment, runs into town, bashes a thief in the head and steals a parasol and sunglasses. Viola, Blind's free from the dungeon. The sorcerer/thief doesn't quite know what to think, but at the very least, she lets the crystal drop from its prison so that Link can go find it while she waits outside.

From there it's a romance/comedy/adventure as Blind is determined to stay at Link's side. She mostly just wants to stab Ganondorf in the face for everything he did, but she does inevitably fall for our hero.

Except for one little aspect: the unending selflessness. It annoys the piss out of her, so she tries to teach him that taking what he's earned isn't a bad thing, and he should graciously receive whatever award he can get. Teaches him to be a little selfish.

Things are great, they're a couple by the time they face Ganny, and Blind gets to stab him in the face many times. Knowing that she doesn't qualify for use of the Triforce, she lets Link touch it rather than become a dark queen. She knows that he'll wish for some reward, though it may be meager, and she could probably live the rest of her days in luxury with him.

Unfortunately, Link was a wee bit more selfish in his request than she anticipated. Link now has a Desert Kingdom and a harem. She's the head of the harem, but still... :headbanger:

That was just the funny finale in my head. And the irony of a past Link creating the Gerudo race that ends up being a pain in the ass for his successor.

Edit: Turned the pic into a link. If it still doesn't work, I'll throw it on photobucket. Damn geocities. Convenient for small file storage, pain in the ass otherwise.
 

Watashiwa

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Scygnus Darkhawk said:
Unfortunately, Link was a wee bit more selfish in his request than she anticipated. Link now has a Desert Kingdom and a harem. She's the head of the harem, but still... :headbanger:

That was just the funny finale in my head. And the irony of a past Link creating the Gerudo race that ends up being a pain in the ass for his successor.
:mellow: :huh: :eek: :lol:

EPIC WIN.

That is all.

Oh, BTW, can't see shit, Captain!
 
Was this just an idea you had or something you actually plan to write?

(Come on, write it, you know you want to. :yay: )
 
An idea at the moment. Don't have anything like a full outline forming in my brain yet. So if somebody wants to run with it, feel free.
 

toraneko

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Wow, that would have to be a pretty severe timeline-screw. For A Link to the Past to occur before Ocarina of Time...

What happened, did someone play the Chicken Dance on the Ocarina or something?
 
You know, that's got to be one of the funniest "A Wizard Did It" type excuses I've heard. And I don't try to keep track of the Zelda timeline, as it really doesn't seem to make any sense to me.

Also, "I've got an idea that's to DIE for!" :snigger:
 

toraneko

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Scygnus Darkhawk said:
You know, that's got to be one of the funniest "A Wizard Did It" type excuses I've heard. And I don't try to keep track of the Zelda timeline, as it really doesn't seem to make any sense to me.
Ah. Well, at the time Ocarina of Time was released, the timeline was simple to understand:

Ocarina of Time -> A Link to the Past -> The Legend of Zelda -> Zelda 2: the Adventure of Link

After that, subsequent games made it unnecessarily complicated.

Also, "I've got an idea that's to DIE for!" :snigger:
I am missing a joke here, I think. :huh.:
 

toraneko

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Ahh, Legendary Frog. I had forgotten you.

Thanks for reminding me of that one, Scyggy. ^_^
 

Ryuujinn

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You know, I'm surprised that no one's come up with a God of War / Xena: Warrior Princess / Hercules: The Legendary Journeys crossover yet.
 

spooky316

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Resurrecting this thread to propose an idea I just came up with.

What with all the talk about Diablo III and MandalorianJedi's new fic, I've come up with an idea for Diablo II. It features the main character of a sorceress, but wait! Not just any old sorceress. The recent revival of Slayers has inspired me to base this sorceress off Lina Inverse. :D

Of course, I'd still use the Diablo sorceress's appearance and skills, but with Lina's attitude and ideas. It might also possibly feature a Paladin version of Gourry.

I'd picture the enemies as follows (just to give an idea):

Prime Evils = Shabranigdo, Dark Star, etc.
Andariel, Duriel = Mazoku Lords (Gaav, Phibrizzo, etc.)

Thoughts, opinions?

EDIT: The Prime Evils aren't being replaced by Mazoku, that's just a rough power estimate in case people were wondering.
 

Watashiwa

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spooky316 said:
Diablo II.

Lina Inverse.

:D
ARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!

*runs away*

(ahem)

It's certainly... original. What's scary is how good a fit it becomes. High level sorceresses don't have much to fear from anything, and Lina for better or worse doesn't fear anything.

I say "meh", but when DII came out I was busy with Monkey Island.
 
A Persona 3 crossover idea, sort of.

One random day during the events of P3, a few of the members of SEES encounter a white-haired man looking like he just walked out of a Ren-Faire. He looks the dark and brooding type, and he's checking newspapers and occasionally asking if anyone's seen anything strange. The Apathy Syndrome victims seems to interest him for a moment, but he gives up after a few minutes of looking at them. They pass it off as random weirdness...

That night, when they head for Tartarus, they get a surprise. A new structure has arisen not half a block away from Tartarus. It looks to be of similar height (or is it just a few inches taller? "MINE'S BIGGER BITCH!") but the style is quite different. I expect somebody's read Bram Stoker, so the comment "This doesn't look like Transylvania." would probably be on their minds.

That's right, Castlevania/P3. Playing Symphony of the Night I am, and this just popped into my head. I dunno what would happen, but I think "Situation: FUBAR" would probably describe it pretty well.
 
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