Well, since people seem to have been complaining left and right about the "naked boobies" in Nanoha Force, myself, RadiantBeam and TheShinySword decided to have fun with the complaints and how Touma and Lily first met...
Nanya said:
"I have a question."
Touma blinked at Lily.? "Yes?"
"How come I'm the only girl in this series to get nipples?"
"uhh..."
"I mean, it's nice that there's some realistic anatomy now, but why start with me?"
"The others were covered up with light?"
"Oh, that makes sense then."
Touma blinked at Lily.? "Yes?"
"How come I'm the only girl in this series to get nipples?"
"uhh..."
"I mean, it's nice that there's some realistic anatomy now, but why start with me?"
"The others were covered up with light?"
"Oh, that makes sense then."
RadiantBeam said:
"... Wait, Touma..."
"Yeah?"
"How come I'm not covered up with light?"
"... Uh..."
"Yeah?"
"How come I'm not covered up with light?"
"... Uh..."
TheShinySword said:
"Because we're the bad guys!" Touma declared. "So we should cover you in darkness!"
"Yeah!"
"Wait... but then I wouldn't be able to see your breasts."
"YEA- wait what?"
"Okay Lily I understand! We're neutral."
"Huh?'
"You can't see the good guys breasts 'cause of light and you can't see the bad guys because of darkness, so we'll be neutral!"
"... Touma... you just want to stare at my boobs don't you..."
And that is my official analysis of Force
"Yeah!"
"Wait... but then I wouldn't be able to see your breasts."
"YEA- wait what?"
"Okay Lily I understand! We're neutral."
"Huh?'
"You can't see the good guys breasts 'cause of light and you can't see the bad guys because of darkness, so we'll be neutral!"
"... Touma... you just want to stare at my boobs don't you..."
And that is my official analysis of Force
Nanya said:
"Would you be offended if I said yes?"
"..."
"Hey, i could be staring at the other..."
"my breasts are fine to stare at!"
"..."
"Hey, i could be staring at the other..."
"my breasts are fine to stare at!"
RadiantBeam said:
"... So you don't have a problem with it?"
"NO!"
"Okay, most other girls do..."
"But if you're not staring at my breasts, then you'll be staring at the other girls," Lily grumbled under her breathing.
"What was that?"
"Nothing, nothing."
"NO!"
"Okay, most other girls do..."
"But if you're not staring at my breasts, then you'll be staring at the other girls," Lily grumbled under her breathing.
"What was that?"
"Nothing, nothing."
TheShinySword said:
If Lily was Tsundere wouldn't it be more:
Lily: WAAAAAH" *Smack into the air* Don't look at them!
Touma: *Goes flying then magically rebounds* D: You mean I can't?
Lily: ... >//> well if it's you it's okay
Touma: *staaaare*
Lily: WWAAAAH *smack* *5 seconds later* Omigod are you okay? D:
Lily: WAAAAAH" *Smack into the air* Don't look at them!
Touma: *Goes flying then magically rebounds* D: You mean I can't?
Lily: ... >//> well if it's you it's okay
Touma: *staaaare*
Lily: WWAAAAH *smack* *5 seconds later* Omigod are you okay? D:
Nanya said:
Ha ha!? Good point.
...
Touma:? ...? *Puts binds on Lily and goes back to staring at her breasts*
Lily:? WAAAAAHH!!? Touma's into bondage!
Touma:? ...? I think I am.
...
Touma:? ...? *Puts binds on Lily and goes back to staring at her breasts*
Lily:? WAAAAAHH!!? Touma's into bondage!
Touma:? ...? I think I am.
Nanya said:
Touma:? Speaking of liking...? *Takes off Lily's shirt*
Lily:? EEEEK!? *Punch!*? OMG!? I'm so sorry!
Touma:? Heh heh, boobies...
Lily:? ....Pervert.
Touma:? Only because they're yours.
Lily:? *Ker-blush*
Touma:? Not like I have a girlfriend.
Lily:? ...AWWW!? *Tackle-hug, kiss*
Touma:? *thinking*? Heh heh!? Works every time.
Lily:? EEEEK!? *Punch!*? OMG!? I'm so sorry!
Touma:? Heh heh, boobies...
Lily:? ....Pervert.
Touma:? Only because they're yours.
Lily:? *Ker-blush*
Touma:? Not like I have a girlfriend.
Lily:? ...AWWW!? *Tackle-hug, kiss*
Touma:? *thinking*? Heh heh!? Works every time.
RadiantBeam said:
Touma: Uh, Lily..
Lily: What?
Touma: Your towel fell off...
Lily: Are you complaining?
Lily: What?
Touma: Your towel fell off...
Lily: Are you complaining?
TheShinySword said:
Touma: YES! It's ruining your maiden hood! You won't be fit to get married at this rate.
Lily: But Touma when we first met I was naked.
Touma: ....
Lily: Please take responsibility.
Touma: Y-Yes ma'am
Lily: But Touma when we first met I was naked.
Touma: ....
Lily: Please take responsibility.
Touma: Y-Yes ma'am
Nanya said:
Lily:? After all, it's yours.
Touma:? HUH?!
Lily:? You don't know?? If you see me naked, that means that any children that I have are yours by default.
Touma:? What screwed up rule is that?!
Lily:? The rule of all harem animes.
Touma:? We're in a harem anime now?
Touma:? HUH?!
Lily:? You don't know?? If you see me naked, that means that any children that I have are yours by default.
Touma:? What screwed up rule is that?!
Lily:? The rule of all harem animes.
Touma:? We're in a harem anime now?
RadiantBeam said:
Lily: Well, since you're the only guy currently around... yeah!
Touma: O.O
Touma: O.O
TheShinySword said:
Touma: Wait a minute, But since it's just you and me isn't it rather... A DRAMATIC ROMANCE!
Lily: With your constant fixation on my breasts I'd say it's a romantic comedy.
Lily: With your constant fixation on my breasts I'd say it's a romantic comedy.