Looking for a time travel fic, and I only remember a few bare bones pretenses about it. It's complete, so that should help narrow it down, only I don't believe it was ever listed as complete rather than the author just saying 'the end.'
Anyway, it begins with Naruto waking up pissed as hell because his bed is uncomfortable, I believe he mentally threatens to take the mattress is force feed it to his sales men. I think the time begins just as he's put on team 7, or maybe when the bell test is suppose to happen.
Naruto is confused about the time travel, wonders why everyone is shitting on him, thinking it's stupid they were purposefully trying to turn Konoha's 'weapon' against them. He doesn't have problems thinking himself as a weapon, he was apparently raised that way in his time.
It follows standard OP Naruto as he goes around having fun, screwing women and essentially leaving babies behind that ultimately concludes as some kind of world wide peace (So long as he's alive) since he's given each village some of his babies with his bloodlines.
I don't even know why I want to re-read it, but it's been annoying me endlessly that I can't find it.
I do remember Kyuubi is some woman with whom he has liasons, or they are at least very close. She can leave his body at will I believe as well. Thanks in advance if you find anything, no matter how awful the story appears to be.