theunderbolt said:
Well Sasuke originally wanted to repopulate his clan.
Who knows. This Naruto might end up breaking Sasuke enough for it to happen. :lol:
A_T_Sigma said:
ah, I might have read these a long time ago, (wow i really haven't been here in forever) but all of it and the new editions still bring laughter to my face. I laughed loud enough that I woke people up. *snerks*
Oh Froop-kun please continue to have those amazing random bursts of creativity.
These are most enjoyable.
Well it was a long break between postings so if you had read them it would have had to been along time ago. :lol:
But seriously, I'm glad people get a laugh out of them. That was the whole reason I started writing these.
Well that and perverted Naruto is pretty epic.
Anyway, another snippet. Tayuya this time. I decided against the recover Sasuke arc. This Naruto would never let that happen. He likes trolling Sasuke to much and they are almost friends.
Sasuke would also never leave because he's terrified of what Naruto would do and also he's been training with Naruto as team 7, so he's stronger than he was in canon as well.
Sound Four Sounding Off.
Tayuya panted breathlessly. “
This fucker is strong.†Was the main thought flowing through her head.
Things had seemed to start off so well. They had found the emo fag boy and cornered him. He was even more of a pussy that she thought. When they had cornered him to give him Orochimaru’s offer he had curled up in a ball and started babbling about some Naruto coming after him if he left. Why the fuck would a fishcake chase after him?
He was so pathetic they decided to withhold the offer and just take the pussy with them. The problem occurred at the moment when the blond pretty boy had shown up. The three useless pricks with her were unconscious in moments and she couldn’t figure out why. Sure he was an annoying asshole but he didn’t seem that strong right?
Things went further downhill when she got pissed off at the bastards constant evading and she called upon the first level of her seal to finish the emo lover off. When the marls from the seal crawled across her skin the blond pretty boy’s expression changed and she felt a small tingling of fear.
***
Naruto himself had witnessed what was happening to Sasuke. To be honest in one way it was kind of sad that Sasuke was worried about him, in another it was totally amusing. In any case he couldn’t let these snake lovers take his favourite toy. Trolling Sasuke was way too much fun for that.
Looking more carefully at the situation Naruto noticed that one of the four was a female. And a pretty hot one at that. Time for some old Uzumaki charm he thought to himself before he moved.
Before anyone had relaised what was going on the three males where all unconscious and he was facing the remaining female.
“Hey babe. How about you take a real man home instead of him.†He spoke, throwing a careless finger in the direction of Sasuke. Her reaction amused him greatly.
“I’m on orders to take the wuss shrimp dick with me!†she spat at him.
“Oh what a dirty mouth there babe.†Naruto chuckled at her. “I bet you’d get real wild in bed!â€
She didn’t deign him with a response and started to furiously attack him.
Naruto always fancied himself more of a lover than a fighter with the ladies so he just danced around her attacks. Letting them miss by the narrowest of margins. The small grin on her face told him she thought she would have him soon. It turned into a look of mild frustration after a period of time and she stopped for a moment.
Weird seals began creeping all over her exposed skin including her face. Naruto assumed this was some form of advanced version of Orochimaru’s curse seal. If he could ever be bothered he might check out Sasuke’s sometime and see if he could remove it. Unfortunately for Tayuya at this time this seal enraged him.
Her triumphant looked changed rapidly after a murderous look came over his face and any thoughts that’s she would now have an advantage evaporated.
“You stupid bitch!†Naruto screamed at her. “Why would you use this power damn it?!â€
*SLAP!*
As enraged as he was, Naruto was still a pervert. The slap landed fair on Tayuya’s backside. As foul mouthed as Tayuya was even she was speechless for ones. How she ended up laying over his lap in such a short time she couldn’t figure out.
*SLAP!*
A squeaked forced its way out of Tayuya’s mouth before she could stop herself. It was the most girly thing that had ever come from her mouth she was sure.
“Those marks are hideous!†Naruto raged while he continued to paddle her behind. “They ruined such a pretty face!â€
Tayuya couldn’t be sure if the red that had forced its way onto her cheeks was caused by embarrassment or rage. Being who she was she went with rage. Allowing the seal to take more control of her the marks slowly disappeared, her skin darkened, dark marks formed around and near her eyes. Lastly horns sprouted from her head.
With her transformation complete she tried to break his grip but still found herself unable to. The smacking of her backside had stopped which she was glad for, or maybe she was not. This blond pretty boy had totally befuddled her.
She managed to sneak a glance at him and he had his head lowered, his eyes shadowed by his hair. She trembled in fright at the sight. If he had got so angry over her using the level one seal she was terrified at the rage he was about to unleash at her using the second level.
The silence hung in the air for a while. Tayuya squirming even more.
“You…†Naruto finally spoke.
Tayuya gulped.
“You grew hand holds for me! Now we won’t have to worry about ripping your hair out when I get rough! I think I’m in love.â€
Tayuya blinked. “Hand holds? He must mean my horns. Hand holds for what?†She thought.
It took her a moment before she made the connection. Her mouth open in shock for a few moments.
In her current befuddled state she just decided that giving up was easier.
“All right you stupid fuck. I’m dripping wet here. Take me to your room quickly or I’ll just rip that shit off and you’ll never use them again!â€
In the next instant Tayuya was slung over Naruto’s shoulder as he was bounding over buildings in a hurry to get to his apartment.
Meanwhile Sasuke straightend himself up, dusted himself off and headed home. He really needed to find a mirror so he could genjutsu that scene from his own head.