Hmm, I hadn't had an idea for a Ranma fic for a while, so it seems that I was due to have another.
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Ranma Saotome sighed as he read the latest challenge letter that heÆd received aloud.
ôDear Ranma Saotome, I hope that you are suffering greatly.
I expect that you will meet me at the Hikawa Shrine in Juuban at 12:30 on Friday the 10th so that we can settle this feud once and for all.
Signed
Maomolinö
ôWhat did you do now, Saotome?ö Nabiki asked with her usual predatory smirk.
ôNuthinÆ,ö the pigtailed martial artist replied. ôAt least, I donÆt think I did anthinÆ.ö
ôYou must have done something to upset him,ö the mercenary girl insisted. ôI didnÆt think that he wanted anything more to do with you.ö
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Elsewhere, Shampoo was going over her plan with Maomolin.
ôYou sure this help Ranma like cats?ö the purple haired Amazon asked as she finished her preparations for the ritual.
ôYes! For the last time, this will mean that Ranma wonÆt hate cats any more. HeÆll like you whatever form youÆre in,ö the demonic feline replied testily. ôNow finish up mixing that potion. It needs to cure overnight.ö
ôHai, hai,ö Shampoo muttered as she added in some exotic herbs to the bowl.
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At the appointed time for the challenge, Ranma strolled as nonchalantly as he could manage onto the grounds of the Hikawa Shrine.
ôYo, Maomolin, whatÆs going on?ö he asked as he averted his gaze to maintain his usual carefree tone.
ôThis!ö the large white cat declared as he threw a potion over Ranma.
ôWhat the hell?!ö the pigtailed martial artist demanded as he wiped the warm gunk from his face.
ôThis is what I wanted to do to you, make you suffer as much humiliation as you caused me!ö
Ranma blinked. ôO-oh-kay. So weÆre all even now, are we?ö
ôYes,ö Maomolin declared. ôBy the way, you shouldnÆt have such a problem with cats.ö
ôReally? You mean it?ö
ôYes. Have a nice life, Saotome!ö the large feline smirked before disappearing into thin air.
Ranma looked around him in disbelief. ôThat was one of the oddest challenges IÆve ever had.ö
Seconds later, the heavens opened and the residue from the demonic catÆs assault was washed off. It took a short while longer for him to realise what was going on, but Ranma noticed that he wasnÆt a girl.
He was a lion.
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Yes, this idea is just an excuse to use the like "JESUS CHRIST, IT'S A LION! GET IN THE CAR!" in a fic.
What are YOU going to do about it?