When that task was finished, Arceus turned to Mew. ôAnd now, the most important task of all must be performed. Everything we have done so far has merely been setting the stage for what is to come. You know what you must do.ö
Mew nodded. ôYep, I certainly do, Big Guyàbut, I think IÆm gonna need a little jumpstart, if you know what I mean.ö She fluttered her big blue eyes at him sensually.
ôVery well,ö said Arceus.
And then they made love. Right there. In front of their somewhat disturbed and more than a little freaked-out children and Latias.
ôOhàuhàFather!ö Palkia screamed, clutching his eyes. ôI didnÆt need to see this!ö
ôIf they werenÆt my parents, IÆd have no problem watching this, but since they are, it seems horribly wrong!ö Dialga agreed.
ôItÆs a beautiful physical expression of true loveàso why exactly do I feel like throwing up?ö wondered Mesprit.
ôYou lucky bastard, you donÆt even have to watch this, since your eyes are always closed,ö Azelf accused Uxie enviously.
ôActually, since I know everything, I donÆt need to see with my eyes,ö Uxie said emotionlessly. ôAs such, every single moment of their passion is engraved into my brainàas well as every moment of every other time they will have intercourse, which, believe me, will be a lotàforever.ö
ôàOh,ö said Azelf. ôUmàIàsorry.ö
ôI also keep my eyes closed because anyone who looks into them will lose their memories,ö Uxie added.
ôOh! Then do you think you couldàö Azelf asked.
ôVery well.ö Uxie opened his eyes. Azelf looked into them. Uxie closed his eyes again.
Azelf blinked. ôWho am I? Where am I? Hey, that big white thing and that smaller pink thing are having sex!ö
ôYes,ö Uxie agreed. ôYes, they are.ö Mesprit sweatdropped.
