Sailor Moon Sailor Loops

Innortal said:
Don't forget, not all Slytherins even fit into the house.á Malfoy's biggest dream was being a follower or like Daddy.á Hell, the hat wasn't even on Draco's head before it told him where to go.

And a case could be made that it puts you in the house where you make friends.

Usagi knows she is reborn royalty, has a grand destiny, and has no problem sending evil does straight to hell via a giant pink heart.á Cunning she is not.á But ambition is out there.

Plus, she is Looping now.
It's less that she has some grand destiny and more that Usagi knows that there's the possibility that she might become Neo-Queen Serenity. The future isn't set in stone, something that she understands quite well.

Also the major difference between Usagi and Draco is that Draco wants power and didn't really care or truly understand just what he would have to do to get it. Which the reason that he was willing to become Voldemort's lacky. Where as Usagi frankly doesn't give a damn about it.

The major problem that I'm having is that Usagi utterly lacks any of the traits necessary for the Slytherins house. She isn't ambitious whatsoever, doesn't care about being famous or great, and isn't particularly cunning either.
 
AbyssalDaemon said:
Innortal said:
Don't forget, not all Slytherins even fit into the house.á Malfoy's biggest dream was being a follower or like Daddy.á Hell, the hat wasn't even on Draco's head before it told him where to go.

And a case could be made that it puts you in the house where you make friends.

Usagi knows she is reborn royalty, has a grand destiny, and has no problem sending evil does straight to hell via a giant pink heart.á Cunning she is not.á But ambition is out there.

Plus, she is Looping now.
It's less that she has some grand destiny and more that Usagi knows that there's the possibility that she might become Neo-Queen Serenity. The future isn't set in stone, something that she understands quite well.

Also the major difference between Usagi and Draco is that Draco wants power and didn't really care or truly understand just what he would have to do to get it. Which the reason that he was willing to become Voldemort's lacky. Where as Usagi frankly doesn't give a damn about it.

The major problem that I'm having is that Usagi utterly lacks any of the traits necessary for the Slytherins house. She isn't ambitious whatsoever, doesn't care about being famous or great, and isn't particularly cunning either.
I really think you guys are over analyzing this; it doesn't matter if it's realistic, or logical or what have you, it was clearly a whimsical little three line snippet meant as humor.

Maybe I'm alone here, but who cares why she's in Slytherin - I mean, Usagi's greatest ambition could be getting married, or hell to keep breathing (given the number of people who seem to want her dead I'd certainly consider it an ambition). The point is that it happened, instead of cutting it down trying to explain why it isn't possible, how about we seem some optomism, maybe post some snippets about why it could.
 
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The reason is Usagi is the Anti-Slytherin. She has zero potential to get into the house. You might as well label Ron a Ravenclaw. She only becomes motivated but when her friends are in danger when it comes to herself she is incredibly unmotivated. The whole reason she has so much power is because she doesn't want it. You'd have to find a very flimsy excuse to get her into Slytherin.

Not to mention she'd want to be with the rest of her friends.
 

Typhonis

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" Hotaru Tome ......Slytherin and may God have mercy on your souls you poor sods."

"Is she supposed to be laughing like that?"
 
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Typhonis said:
" Hotaru Tome ......Slytherin and may God have mercy on your souls you poor sods."

? "Is she supposed to be laughing like that?"
Is the hat high? First Usagi, than Hotaru, who is next in Slytherin, Mamoru?
 

Nanya

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SeiyaxUsagi said:
Typhonis said:
" Hotaru Tome ......Slytherin and may God have mercy on your souls you poor sods."

á? "Is she supposed to be laughing like that?"
Is the hat high? First Usagi, than Hotaru, who is next in Slytherin, Mamoru?
Beryl smirked, she knew it was a good idea to give that hat as many drugs as she could.

"Call me old will they?"
 
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Nanya said:
SeiyaxUsagi said:
Typhonis said:
" Hotaru Tome ......Slytherin and may God have mercy on your souls you poor sods."

áá "Is she supposed to be laughing like that?"
Is the hat high? First Usagi, than Hotaru, who is next in Slytherin, Mamoru?
Beryl smirked, she knew it was a good idea to give that hat as many drugs as she could.

"Call me old will they?"
"Well you do look pretty ancient." Queen Serenity said casually, showing off her great eighteen year old body.

"Indeed." Queen Nehellenia agreed.

"What are you like 40?" Princess Kakyuu inquired.
 

Nanya

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SeiyaxUsagi said:
Nanya said:
SeiyaxUsagi said:
Typhonis said:
" Hotaru Tome ......Slytherin and may God have mercy on your souls you poor sods."

áá "Is she supposed to be laughing like that?"
Is the hat high? First Usagi, than Hotaru, who is next in Slytherin, Mamoru?
Beryl smirked, she knew it was a good idea to give that hat as many drugs as she could.

"Call me old will they?"
"Well you do look pretty ancient." Queen Serenity said casually, showing off her great eighteen year old body.

"Indeed." Queen Nehellenia agreed.

"What are you like 40?" Princess Kakyuu inquired.
"At least I'm not some washed up ancient hag that uses magic to hide her true age."
 
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Nanya said:
SeiyaxUsagi said:
Nanya said:
SeiyaxUsagi said:
Typhonis said:
" Hotaru Tome ......Slytherin and may God have mercy on your souls you poor sods."

áá "Is she supposed to be laughing like that?"
Is the hat high? First Usagi, than Hotaru, who is next in Slytherin, Mamoru?
Beryl smirked, she knew it was a good idea to give that hat as many drugs as she could.

"Call me old will they?"
"Well you do look pretty ancient." Queen Serenity said casually, showing off her great eighteen year old body.

"Indeed." Queen Nehellenia agreed.

"What are you like 40?" Princess Kakyuu inquired.
"At least I'm not some washed up ancient hag that uses magic to hide her true age."
"My people just have a long life span!" Queen Serenity explained, "Read the manga loser."

"The same goes for me! Besides I'm actually 16." Princess Kakyuu defended.

"Hey, whatever. At least I'm not the one who gets bossed around by the runt of the litter." Nehellenia said brushing the false queen off, "At least I didn't get killed by Sailor Venus."
 

Nanya

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SeiyaxUsagi said:
Nanya said:
SeiyaxUsagi said:
Nanya said:
SeiyaxUsagi said:
Typhonis said:
" Hotaru Tome ......Slytherin and may God have mercy on your souls you poor sods."

áá "Is she supposed to be laughing like that?"
Is the hat high? First Usagi, than Hotaru, who is next in Slytherin, Mamoru?
Beryl smirked, she knew it was a good idea to give that hat as many drugs as she could.

"Call me old will they?"
"Well you do look pretty ancient." Queen Serenity said casually, showing off her great eighteen year old body.

"Indeed." Queen Nehellenia agreed.

"What are you like 40?" Princess Kakyuu inquired.
"At least I'm not some washed up ancient hag that uses magic to hide her true age."
"My people just have a long life span!" Queen Serenity explained, "Read the manga loser."

"The same goes for me! Besides I'm actually 16." Princess Kakyuu defended.

"Hey, whatever. At least I'm not the one who gets bossed around by the runt of the litter." Nehellenia said brushing the false queen off, "At least I didn't get killed by Sailor Venus."
"No one reads the manga. You can't make fun of it." Beryl muttered. "Besides, I took out the Moon Kingdom... Better than some people did."

((Okay, I'm done. Just had to do that.))
 
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Nanya said:
SeiyaxUsagi said:
Nanya said:
SeiyaxUsagi said:
Nanya said:
SeiyaxUsagi said:
Typhonis said:
" Hotaru Tome ......Slytherin and may God have mercy on your souls you poor sods."

áá "Is she supposed to be laughing like that?"
Is the hat high? First Usagi, than Hotaru, who is next in Slytherin, Mamoru?
Beryl smirked, she knew it was a good idea to give that hat as many drugs as she could.

"Call me old will they?"
"Well you do look pretty ancient." Queen Serenity said casually, showing off her great eighteen year old body.

"Indeed." Queen Nehellenia agreed.

"What are you like 40?" Princess Kakyuu inquired.
"At least I'm not some washed up ancient hag that uses magic to hide her true age."
"My people just have a long life span!" Queen Serenity explained, "Read the manga loser."

"The same goes for me! Besides I'm actually 16." Princess Kakyuu defended.

"Hey, whatever. At least I'm not the one who gets bossed around by the runt of the litter." Nehellenia said brushing the false queen off, "At least I didn't get killed by Sailor Venus."
"No one reads the manga. You can't make fun of it." Beryl muttered. "Besides, I took out the Moon Kingdom... Better than some people did."

((Okay, I'm done. Just had to do that.))
Nehellenia rolled her eyes, "You only took out the moon kingdom because I cursed the Princess to never inherit the throne the day of her birth. You never would have won if I didn't do that. Besides you didn't do anything Metallia did."
 

Innortal

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ôOkay, this world is very fucked up,ö stated Rei.

ôI kind of like it,ö smiled Haruka, looking at the available pokÚgirls.

Yes, dear readers. The Sailor Senshi had entered a Loop involving the PokÚgirl World.

ôWAAAAAH!ö cried Usagi, spotting one girl on the street. ôUsa followed us and now sheÆs a skank!ö

Meanwhile, the Dark Lady growled. For some reason, she wanted to put her fist through the blondÆs head. Maybe she had some Bunnygirl ancestry. Though the guy beside her seemed like a real hunk.

ôIÆll take the Vixxen!ö demanded Haruka.

ôOh, we are so talking about this when we get back,ö growled Michiru.
 

bissek

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"What happened to the Starlights?" Usagi asked, pointing at the three alien Senshi staring blankly at the wall.

"They got into a fight with Nanoha. She broke them."
 

AbyssalDaemon

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bissek said:
"What happened to the Starlights?" Usagi asked, pointing at the three alien Senshi staring blankly at the wall.

"They got into a fight with Nanoha. She broke them."
How'd Nanoha brake them?
 
AbyssalDaemon said:
bissek said:
"What happened to the Starlights?" Usagi asked, pointing at the three alien Senshi staring blankly at the wall.

"They got into a fight with Nanoha. She broke them."
How'd Nanoha brake them?
I would guess that whatever it was started with "Starlight" though what she is following that with after looping for so long is another matter.
 

bissek

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blackedout said:
AbyssalDaemon said:
bissek said:
"What happened to the Starlights?" Usagi asked, pointing at the three alien Senshi staring blankly at the wall.

"They got into a fight with Nanoha. She broke them."
How'd Nanoha brake them?
I would guess that whatever it was started with "Starlight" though what she is following that with after looping for so long is another matter.
What did you think a Starlight Breaker would do to a Starlight?
 

blackkyuubi

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bissek said:
blackedout said:
AbyssalDaemon said:
bissek said:
"What happened to the Starlights?" Usagi asked, pointing at the three alien Senshi staring blankly at the wall.

"They got into a fight with Nanoha. She broke them."
How'd Nanoha brake them?
I would guess that whatever it was started with "Starlight" though what she is following that with after looping for so long is another matter.
What did you think a Starlight Breaker would do to a Starlight?
:blink: :rofl:
 

Nanya

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bissek said:
"What happened to the Starlights?" Usagi asked, pointing at the three alien Senshi staring blankly at the wall.

"They got into a fight with Nanoha. She broke them."
:snigger: :snigger:

Good one. *Laughs*
 
A Modest Proposal

Setsuna took one look at the sparkling innocence in her queen's eyes, the steady, stable loyalty of her senshi, and smiled gently, "Your majesty, the time has come to solidify Crystal Tokyo."

Rei blinked, "Solidify, I thought we already took care of all the threats to Crystal Tokyo?"

Pluto nodded as she turned to the brunet and smiled, "Yes, no external threats continue to exist; however, that does not mean we can be lax; unless we carefully cultivate the idea in the minds of the people, a utopia for man will never be realized."

Ami nodded thoughtfully in the background, "That is true I suppose."

Usagi just placed her hands on Setsuna's shoulders, her eyes misty over her friend's ever-present vigilence, "Setsuna...I, I just want to say how much it means to me - to all of us, that even in this time of peace you continue to look out for us and endevor to guide us on the path I know we must walk. This has been hard for us, but in some ways it's been even harder for you and I just - I just want to say thank you."

Usagi took a step back and gave a brief bow, then with a strangled laugh she reached forward and hugged the green haired senshi.

Setsuna didn't even blink.

After a few moments the blonde broke the hug and stepped back to give the tacticurn senshi her space. Coughing, Setsune smiled at the eight other senshi and slowly got down to business, "Now, our main problem is that at this point we're a non-entity politically, we can hardly just stand up and declare that this planet is now under the jurisdiction of the Moon Kingdom: people would think we we were nutters. No, the only way to make this work is to get the backing of an already formed entity and then show them the light; with Usagi's bright spirit leading the way it should be a long battle, but ultimately a successful one."

The senshi blinked in suprise, but slowly nodded thoughtfully to themselves; while, they never thought it would be anything simple, no one - with perhaps the exception of Ami - really thought excessively about how they would somehow go from part-time super heros to administrators of a world wide system of government.

Setsuna smiled at the reciprocity of her audience, "What we need is a group that is hard working, dilligent, willing to get their hands dirty in a long, difficult fight and perhaps above all, willing to consider Usagi as a proper figure of authority. You know who I mean right?"

Minako looked at Mokoto and shrugged, "The English?"

"Mexico?"

"The Russians?"

"That's right the Germans," Setsuna continued, "Note the sharp features, the blonde hair, the blue eyes, the noble aura of authority and command - all we need is a little black leather and you'll be perfect!"

Usagi would never be considered the sharpest tool in the shed, but even she looked quisically at her advisor, "Aren't you talking about the..."

"Usagi," Setsuna inturrputed as she stood beside her queen and threw an arm across her shoulders, "Have I ever led you wrong? Trust me! Purification couldn't go more smoothly."
 

TerraBull

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I admit, seeing this made me think of the scene in Hellsing where the Vampire motivated the troops, or the parody that involved Mario and the Smash Bros all calling for 'Brawl'.

Setsuna knowing the Vampires when they were Mortal, guiding them to South America and Africa, then getting Usagi to be the Leather Queen. :p
 
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A Modest Proposal

Setsuna took one look at the sparkling innocence in her queen's eyes, the steady, stable loyalty of her senshi, and smiled gently, "Your majesty, the time has come to solidify Crystal Tokyo."

Rei blinked, "Solidify, I thought we already took care of all the threats to Crystal Tokyo?"

Pluto nodded as she turned to the brunet and smiled, "Yes, no external threats continue to exist; however, that does not mean we can be lax; unless we carefully cultivate the idea in the minds of the people, a utopia for man will never be realized."

Ami nodded thoughtfully in the background, "That is true I suppose."

Usagi just placed her hands on Setsuna's shoulders, her eyes misty over her friend's ever-present vigilence, "Setsuna...I, I just want to say how much it means to me - to all of us, that even in this time of peace you continue to look out for us and endevor to guide us on the path I know we must walk.? This has been hard for us, but in some ways it's been even harder for you and I just - I just want to say thank you."

Usagi took a step back and gave a brief bow, then with a strangled laugh she reached forward and hugged the green haired senshi.

Setsuna didn't even blink.

After a few moments the blonde broke the hug and stepped back to give the tacticurn senshi her space.? Coughing, Setsune smiled at the eight other senshi and slowly got down to business, "Now, our main problem is that at this point we're a non-entity politically, we can hardly just stand up and declare that this planet is now under the jurisdiction of the Moon Kingdom:? people would think we we were nutters.? No, the only way to make this work is to get the backing of an already formed entity and then show them the light; with Usagi's bright spirit leading the way it should be a long battle, but ultimately a successful one."

The senshi blinked in suprise, but slowly nodded thoughtfully to themselves; while, they never thought it would be anything simple, no one - with perhaps the exception of Ami - really thought excessively about how they would somehow go from part-time super heros to administrators of a world wide system of government.

Setsuna smiled at the reciprocity of her audience, "What we need is a group that is hard working, dilligent, willing to get their hands dirty in a long, difficult fight and perhaps above all, willing to consider Usagi as a proper figure of authority.? You know who I mean right?"

Minako looked at Mokoto and shrugged, "The English?"

"Mexico?"

"The Russians?"

"That's right the Germans,"? Setsuna continued, "Note the sharp features, the blonde hair, the blue eyes, the noble aura of authority and command - all we need is a little black leather and you'll be perfect!"

Usagi would never be considered the sharpest tool in the shed, but even she looked quisically at her advisor, "Aren't you talking about the..."

"Usagi,"? Setsuna inturrputed as she stood beside her queen and threw an arm across her shoulders, "Have I ever led you wrong?? Trust me!? Purification couldn't go more smoothly."
That is entire snippet seems to be heavily out of character for the entire group unless they're having one big joke or you happen to be using the Dub in which case they all have the wrong names.
 

Mercsenary

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AbyssalDaemon said:
violetshadows said:
A Modest Proposal

Setsuna took one look at the sparkling innocence in her queen's eyes, the steady, stable loyalty of her senshi, and smiled gently, "Your majesty, the time has come to solidify Crystal Tokyo."

Rei blinked, "Solidify, I thought we already took care of all the threats to Crystal Tokyo?"

Pluto nodded as she turned to the brunet and smiled, "Yes, no external threats continue to exist; however, that does not mean we can be lax; unless we carefully cultivate the idea in the minds of the people, a utopia for man will never be realized."

Ami nodded thoughtfully in the background, "That is true I suppose."

Usagi just placed her hands on Setsuna's shoulders, her eyes misty over her friend's ever-present vigilence, "Setsuna...I, I just want to say how much it means to me - to all of us, that even in this time of peace you continue to look out for us and endevor to guide us on the path I know we must walk.á This has been hard for us, but in some ways it's been even harder for you and I just - I just want to say thank you."

Usagi took a step back and gave a brief bow, then with a strangled laugh she reached forward and hugged the green haired senshi.

Setsuna didn't even blink.

After a few moments the blonde broke the hug and stepped back to give the tacticurn senshi her space.á Coughing, Setsune smiled at the eight other senshi and slowly got down to business, "Now, our main problem is that at this point we're a non-entity politically, we can hardly just stand up and declare that this planet is now under the jurisdiction of the Moon Kingdom:á people would think we we were nutters.á No, the only way to make this work is to get the backing of an already formed entity and then show them the light; with Usagi's bright spirit leading the way it should be a long battle, but ultimately a successful one."

The senshi blinked in suprise, but slowly nodded thoughtfully to themselves; while, they never thought it would be anything simple, no one - with perhaps the exception of Ami - really thought excessively about how they would somehow go from part-time super heros to administrators of a world wide system of government.

Setsuna smiled at the reciprocity of her audience, "What we need is a group that is hard working, dilligent, willing to get their hands dirty in a long, difficult fight and perhaps above all, willing to consider Usagi as a proper figure of authority.á You know who I mean right?"

Minako looked at Mokoto and shrugged, "The English?"

"Mexico?"

"The Russians?"

"That's right the Germans,"á Setsuna continued, "Note the sharp features, the blonde hair, the blue eyes, the noble aura of authority and command - all we need is a little black leather and you'll be perfect!"

Usagi would never be considered the sharpest tool in the shed, but even she looked quisically at her advisor, "Aren't you talking about the..."

"Usagi,"á Setsuna inturrputed as she stood beside her queen and threw an arm across her shoulders, "Have I ever led you wrong?á Trust me!á Purification couldn't go more smoothly."
That is entire snippet seems to be heavily out of character for the entire group unless they're having one big joke or you happen to be using the Dub in which case they all have the wrong names.
Somewhere in Time and Space.

A klaxon goes off


"I hate it when people try to force timelines."

"Just another Monday eh Frank?"

"You've no idea."
 
I just find it irritating when people seem to use fanon characterization instead of the canon for any series. Especially when that fanon has diverged so far from the actual series that you might as well slap new names on the characters as they're that different from their canon counterparts.
 

Innortal

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ôI hate Loops like this,ö grumbled Usagi as she sat down at the Gryffindor table.

ôItÆs not that bad,ö offered Ami.

ôHer name is Serena Potter,ö grumbled Rei. ôWeÆre in a damned Partially Fused Loop.ö

ôWait; I remember a Loop where you were named Serena,ö pondered Minako.

ôThat Loop we were based in America rather than Japan,ö offered Ami.

ôYou sure?ö

ôThe one where somehow, Haruka and Michiru were cousins.ö

Minako turned slightly green. ôOkay, now I remember; wish I didnÆt. But now I remember.ö

ôBut everything will be okay, right?ö asked Makoto.

ôAnd now, I would like to introduce or new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor, a Mr. Jay Dite,ö stated Dumbledore.

ôà WeÆre boned,ö sighed Makoto.
 
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