Naruto Stories you wish you can destroy

There is also the fact Clan Name isn't necessarily the same as the Family Name.

Bolt might well be "Bolt Uzumaki of the Hyuga Clan"
 

goldenarms

Well-Known Member
MastaofBitches said:
Opposites Attract by snowyassas1n reviews

You know the old saying Opposites Attract? Well that will be applied in this harsh world known as Remnant as one brave Faunus will rise above the hate and prejudice against his kind to become known as the greatest hunter alive. Of course it doesn't hurt that he can seduce any girl he meets.
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,315 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 118 - Published: 17h ago - Naruto U., Velvet Scarlatina, Cinder Fall
Here's the author's note from the start of the first chapter:



[font=Arial, Verdana, sans-serif]AN: Had this idea swimming around in my head after reading a couple RWBY fics and Naruto fics. Naruto was born in the world of RWBY so no Chakra. He will have a unique semblance and fighting style though. I have not watched Volume three but I know what happens and I will just say that I am highly disappointed in the show now and I will not watch it anymore. That will not stop me however from writing fanfiction for it as I love the RWBY universe it just means that from the end of Volume 2 onwards is AU. In my opinion Gray, Kerry and Miles ruined Volume 3 with the maidens thing and then killing off PYRRHA WTF is up with that! So I am warning you now that the maidens are not happening in this fic. You can bring on all the flames you want but this is fanfiction so I can write freely.[/font]

[font=Arial, Verdana, sans-serif]Also regarding Cinder, her plans will be different here and it will seem like she is a villain at first.[/font]
:no:

Also, "Seems like she is a villian"? You're taking the character Volume 2 was spent building up as the Big Bad, and you're going to make her one of the good guys? Wait, let me guess, Ozpin and the Huntsmen are Villains with Good Publicity, right? Honestly, I was more annoyed with Penny and Roman's deaths than I was Pyrrha's. Pyrrha's death serves a purpose, as motivation for Jaune, and a chance for him to develop as a more complex character. Roman's death was a cop out so Ruby didn't die.
....well, now I'm spoiler'd to shit on RWBY. Thanks...

Fan of Fanfics said:
Yorae Rasante said:
Is that the one with crossovers that turned Naruto into a breasted guy with micropenis because, according to his own math, "XX + XY = XXXY, meaning he is three times more female than he is male" or something stupid like that?
I admit I used to read the one this one was shown at, not for liking it, but for the same hypnotic trainwreck effect that made me finish chunnin exam day and partially kissed hero... Not that it is even close to as bad as those two, but the effect of keeping reading despite not enjoying was the same.
What is it about the terrible fics that compel us to read them? Is it the everlasting hope that perhaps the author will progress and evolve enough to bring the story up to a higher level? Is it just the sensation that forces us to stare at the wreck on the highway, or to go to a NASCAR race to see someone crash and burn? Seriously, I'd love to know.
So many cool ideas.... so many shitty executions.
 
goldenarms said:
MastaofBitches said:
Opposites Attract by snowyassas1n reviews

You know the old saying Opposites Attract? Well that will be applied in this harsh world known as Remnant as one brave Faunus will rise above the hate and prejudice against his kind to become known as the greatest hunter alive. Of course it doesn't hurt that he can seduce any girl he meets.
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,315 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 118 - Published: 17h ago - Naruto U., Velvet Scarlatina, Cinder Fall
Here's the author's note from the start of the first chapter:




[font=Arial, Verdana, sans-serif]AN: Had this idea swimming around in my head after reading a couple RWBY fics and Naruto fics. Naruto was born in the world of RWBY so no Chakra. He will have a unique semblance and fighting style though. I have not watched Volume three but I know what happens and I will just say that I am highly disappointed in the show now and I will not watch it anymore. That will not stop me however from writing fanfiction for it as I love the RWBY universe it just means that from the end of Volume 2 onwards is AU. In my opinion Gray, Kerry and Miles ruined Volume 3 with the maidens thing and then killing off PYRRHA WTF is up with that! So I am warning you now that the maidens are not happening in this fic. You can bring on all the flames you want but this is fanfiction so I can write freely.[/font]

[font=Arial, Verdana, sans-serif]Also regarding Cinder, her plans will be different here and it will seem like she is a villain at first.[/font]
:no:

Also, "Seems like she is a villian"? You're taking the character Volume 2 was spent building up as the Big Bad, and you're going to make her one of the good guys? Wait, let me guess, Ozpin and the Huntsmen are Villains with Good Publicity, right? Honestly, I was more annoyed with Penny and Roman's deaths than I was Pyrrha's. Pyrrha's death serves a purpose, as motivation for Jaune, and a chance for him to develop as a more complex character. Roman's death was a cop out so Ruby didn't die.
....well, now I'm spoiler'd to shit on RWBY. Thanks...
Sorry...
 
fg7dragon's The Otsusuki Transmigrant, where Harry Potter becomes immortal, gets the rinnegan and the mangekyo sharingan (or was it Kaguya's rinnesharingan? not that it matters), steals memories from both almost every powerful ninja AND WIZARD to have existed until that point and later puts Kaguya's mind in Ginny Weasley's body (since unlike in canon her soul was consumed by Tom despite Harry doing everything in canon by that point) so he got a teacher, steals protected magical animals so he doesn't have to train handsigns as much and gets a magical menagerie he can use for otherwise impossible weapons and to create philosopher stones until they don't fit his house, and performs sexual rituals that empower himself and the respectivelly sharingan'ed and rinnegan'ed Susan Bones and Luna Lovegood...
all completely reasonable actions to fight Voldemort and will totally not make the fight one-sided and boring
...currently reached the Skyrim level of the Triwizard Tourney. You know, the one where Harry is teleported to Skyrim, becomes a Dragonborn and sleeps and soulsucks his way through the story (you know, so he can get shouts without needing to kill dragons and kill dragons without the need to actually fight them to the death).
And it seems he will make the character play through not only the main story but also the main sidequests, and we get to watch everything. Joy.

No, I have no idea why I did not drop this pile of shit in the first chapters. This is not even a trainwreck to keep me entertained, it just sucks and sucks and is a terrible dark cloud in my browser that makes me stop reading until I force myself through it.
Is anyone really reading this that isn't suffering the same? This is not even wish-granting, it mixes so many things and makes up even more bullshit it doesn't even fit with itself.
 

da_fox2279

California Crackpot
Yorae Rasante said:
fg7dragon's The Otsusuki Transmigrant, where Harry Potter becomes immortal, gets the rinnegan and the mangekyo sharingan (or was it Kaguya's rinnesharingan? not that it matters), steals memories from both almost every powerful ninja AND WIZARD to have existed until that point and later puts Kaguya's mind in Ginny Weasley's body (since unlike in canon her soul was consumed by Tom despite Harry doing everything in canon by that point) so he got a teacher, steals protected magical animals so he doesn't have to train handsigns as much and gets a magical menagerie he can use for otherwise impossible weapons and to create philosopher stones until they don't fit his house, and performs sexual rituals that empower himself and the respectivelly sharingan'ed and rinnegan'ed Susan Bones and Luna Lovegood...
all completely reasonable actions to fight Voldemort and will totally not make the fight one-sided and boring
...currently reached the Skyrim level of the Triwizard Tourney. You know, the one where Harry is teleported to Skyrim, becomes a Dragonborn and sleeps and soulsucks his way through the story (you know, so he can get shouts without needing to kill dragons and kill dragons without the need to actually fight them to the death).
And it seems he will make the character play through not only the main story but also the main sidequests, and we get to watch everything. Joy.

No, I have no idea why I did not drop this pile of shit in the first chapters. This is not even a trainwreck to keep me entertained, it just sucks and sucks and is a terrible dark cloud in my browser that makes me stop reading until I force myself through it.
Is anyone really reading this that isn't suffering the same? This is not even wish-granting, it mixes so many things and makes up even more bullshit it doesn't even fit with itself.
I honestly can't believe you didn't shoot yourself after reading the first chapter, just to get rid of the memory of reading it. This is just horrendous. Holy fuck. Talk about crappy stories...
 
da_fox2279 said:
Yorae Rasante said:
fg7dragon's The Otsusuki Transmigrant, where Harry Potter becomes immortal, gets the rinnegan and the mangekyo sharingan (or was it Kaguya's rinnesharingan? not that it matters), steals memories from both almost every powerful ninja AND WIZARD to have existed until that point and later puts Kaguya's mind in Ginny Weasley's body (since unlike in canon her soul was consumed by Tom despite Harry doing everything in canon by that point) so he got a teacher, steals protected magical animals so he doesn't have to train handsigns as much and gets a magical menagerie he can use for otherwise impossible weapons and to create philosopher stones until they don't fit his house, and performs sexual rituals that empower himself and the respectivelly sharingan'ed and rinnegan'ed Susan Bones and Luna Lovegood...
all completely reasonable actions to fight Voldemort and will totally not make the fight one-sided and boring
...currently reached the Skyrim level of the Triwizard Tourney. You know, the one where Harry is teleported to Skyrim, becomes a Dragonborn and sleeps and soulsucks his way through the story (you know, so he can get shouts without needing to kill dragons and kill dragons without the need to actually fight them to the death).
And it seems he will make the character play through not only the main story but also the main sidequests, and we get to watch everything. Joy.

No, I have no idea why I did not drop this pile of shit in the first chapters. This is not even a trainwreck to keep me entertained, it just sucks and sucks and is a terrible dark cloud in my browser that makes me stop reading until I force myself through it.
Is anyone really reading this that isn't suffering the same? This is not even wish-granting, it mixes so many things and makes up even more bullshit it doesn't even fit with itself.
I honestly can't believe you didn't shoot yourself after reading the first chapter, just to get rid of the memory of reading it. This is just horrendous. Holy fuck. Talk about crappy stories...
I'm surprised I didn't shoot myself after the first line of that little 'description' given here.
 
I want to know why anybody would click that link in the first place.
 
Yorae Rasante said:
fg7dragon's The Otsusuki Transmigrant, where Harry Potter becomes immortal, gets the rinnegan and the mangekyo sharingan (or was it Kaguya's rinnesharingan? not that it matters), steals memories from both almost every powerful ninja AND WIZARD to have existed until that point and later puts Kaguya's mind in Ginny Weasley's body (since unlike in canon her soul was consumed by Tom despite Harry doing everything in canon by that point) so he got a teacher, steals protected magical animals so he doesn't have to train handsigns as much and gets a magical menagerie he can use for otherwise impossible weapons and to create philosopher stones until they don't fit his house, and performs sexual rituals that empower himself and the respectivelly sharingan'ed and rinnegan'ed Susan Bones and Luna Lovegood...
all completely reasonable actions to fight Voldemort and will totally not make the fight one-sided and boring
...currently reached the Skyrim level of the Triwizard Tourney. You know, the one where Harry is teleported to Skyrim, becomes a Dragonborn and sleeps and soulsucks his way through the story (you know, so he can get shouts without needing to kill dragons and kill dragons without the need to actually fight them to the death).
And it seems he will make the character play through not only the main story but also the main sidequests, and we get to watch everything. Joy.

No, I have no idea why I did not drop this pile of shit in the first chapters. This is not even a trainwreck to keep me entertained, it just sucks and sucks and is a terrible dark cloud in my browser that makes me stop reading until I force myself through it.
Is anyone really reading this that isn't suffering the same? This is not even wish-granting, it mixes so many things and makes up even more bullshit it doesn't even fit with itself.
The skyrim thing sounds hilarious.
 
MastaofBitches said:
I want to know why anybody would click that link in the first place.
I was bored and looking for any new fics that would interest me. I didn't even notice the author...
The summary had potential if done right, in my opinion. I personally have a soft spot for Kaguya despite her coming totally out of left field at the eleventh hour, been waiting for the new filler featuring her.
...
It was FAR from done right...
 
MastaofBitches said:
I want to know why anybody would click that link in the first place.
Unfortunately, a lot of people, apparently. Just checked it. That thing is close to 2K in favs...somehow
 

KurokamiDG

Well-Known Member
Fan of Fanfics said:
MastaofBitches said:
I want to know why anybody would click that link in the first place.
Unfortunately, a lot of people, apparently. Just checked it. That thing is close to 2K in favs...somehow
Some people are probably just starting out reading Naruto fics and go for the most popular ones. fgdragon7 is just perfect bait for newbies.
 
That weird feel of disgust and exasperation when a reader of your story seems to also like the likes of Kyuubi16... Well, can't say he likes him, he just commented he would expected someone like him or someone called Red Reaper to forget details of their stories because they wrote so many.
I agree that it is a bit unprofessional, but being compared with Kyuubi16, if he is not a fan of his, is a low blow.

And if he is, I worry about my writing since he is one of my most active reviewers.

But again, half of his messages are either asking for future plans or saying what he thinks should happen because it was done so in another fic I did not enjoy so much (in some of them I thought they were REALLY bad), so I should have seen the warning signs.
 
Yorae Rasante said:
That weird feel of disgust and exasperation when a reader of your story seems to also like the likes of Kyuubi16... Well, can't say he likes him, he just commented he would expected someone like him or someone called Red Reaper to forget details of their stories because they wrote so many.
I agree that it is a bit unprofessional, but being compared with Kyuubi16, if he is not a fan of his, is a low blow.

And if he is, I worry about my writing since he is one of my most active reviewers.

But again, half of his messages are either asking for future plans or saying what he thinks should happen because it was done so in another fic I did not enjoy so much (in some of them I thought they were REALLY bad), so I should have seen the warning signs.
I've had similar problems with people telling me I should do something in my fics because they were done in other fics that they liked. Don't get me wrong, most of my early work (and some of my current work) is pretty bad. Not Kyuubi16 bad, but bad all the same, and I'm always open to suggestions. But the main suggestion given is to turn non-harem fics into Harem fics. I can only imagine Kyuubi16 is high up on the favs list of those people.
 

seitora

Well-Known Member
We had a chuckle a few years back (the search engine works pretty good so you can probably find it too) in this very same topic I think about the reviews on the first few chapters of A Fox with a Dog's Fang where the author said he wasn't going to pair Naruto and Hinata, and several of the reviewers practically BEGGED him to ship the two
(There's an old and a new version of the story, this is from the old one)
To wit, a review of chapter two;
[font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial]firl jausalmcha[/font][font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial] [/font][font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial]chapter 2 . Feb 18, 2008[/font]

[font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial]hello,

you should put hinata into the harem. i have plenty reasons to believe that naruhina is canon (definate for the show):

one, in the colectors books when everyone else has their feelings for someone described it says they have a CRUSH on whoever, but in hinata's case it says she HARBORS FEELINGS for NARUTO, this implies that her feeling are more than a crush. 

two, post-shippuden hinata is MORE OPEN AND CONFIDENT THAN BEFORE THE TIME-SKIP, in otherwords she isn't as shy, meaning she will muster up the courage to tell naruto her feelings. 

three, naruto JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED and WILL INSTANTLY LATCH ONTO anyone who IS TRULY IN LOVE with him. 

four, in shippuden, naruto admits that he thinks of sakura AS A SISTER, meaning he's available. 

five, hinata is the ONLY other girl that he approaches in a friendly fassion, this means that HE ALREADY LIKES HER to an extent.

six, naruto was ALONE with a SELF-PROCLAIMED SUPER-PERVERT for THREE YEARS don'cha think he would become a little MORE PERVERTED, this would make him look for girls he would have a chance with. 

seven, hinata FOLLOWS naruto around half the time, he WILL eventually CATCH THE HINT. 

eight, naruto is getting smarter, he WILL eventually FIND OUT on his own. 

nine, hinata has matured a lot physically as well, he would notice THAT especially after TRAVELING with a SUPER PERVERT for THREE years. 

ten, naruto has gotten in touch with a ten-thousand year old kitsune, the kyuubi would probably tell him that hinata likes him out of sheer boredom. 

i could go on and on on this matter, so please consider changing your mind on the naruhina pairing, bye.[/font]
 
seitora said:
We had a chuckle a few years back (the search engine works pretty good so you can probably find it too) in this very same topic I think about the reviews on the first few chapters of A Fox with a Dog's Fang where the author said he wasn't going to pair Naruto and Hinata, and several of the reviewers practically BEGGED him to ship the two
(There's an old and a new version of the story, this is from the old one)
To wit, a review of chapter two;

[font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial]firl jausalmcha[/font][font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial] [/font][font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial]chapter 2 . Feb 18, 2008[/font]

[font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial]hello,

you should put hinata into the harem. i have plenty reasons to believe that naruhina is canon (definate for the show):

one, in the colectors books when everyone else has their feelings for someone described it says they have a CRUSH on whoever, but in hinata's case it says she HARBORS FEELINGS for NARUTO, this implies that her feeling are more than a crush. 

two, post-shippuden hinata is MORE OPEN AND CONFIDENT THAN BEFORE THE TIME-SKIP, in otherwords she isn't as shy, meaning she will muster up the courage to tell naruto her feelings. 

three, naruto JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED and WILL INSTANTLY LATCH ONTO anyone who IS TRULY IN LOVE with him. 

four, in shippuden, naruto admits that he thinks of sakura AS A SISTER, meaning he's available. 

five, hinata is the ONLY other girl that he approaches in a friendly fassion, this means that HE ALREADY LIKES HER to an extent.

six, naruto was ALONE with a SELF-PROCLAIMED SUPER-PERVERT for THREE YEARS don'cha think he would become a little MORE PERVERTED, this would make him look for girls he would have a chance with. 

seven, hinata FOLLOWS naruto around half the time, he WILL eventually CATCH THE HINT. 

eight, naruto is getting smarter, he WILL eventually FIND OUT on his own. 

nine, hinata has matured a lot physically as well, he would notice THAT especially after TRAVELING with a SUPER PERVERT for THREE years. 

ten, naruto has gotten in touch with a ten-thousand year old kitsune, the kyuubi would probably tell him that hinata likes him out of sheer boredom. 

i could go on and on on this matter, so please consider changing your mind on the naruhina pairing, bye.[/font]
Well, he wasn't wrong about it being canon. That being said, canon is nothing more than a guideline for Fanfiction, and most of those "reasons" are ridiculous.
 

The Ero-Sennin

The Eyes of Heaven
Staff member
Wow, you guys willingly look at this stuff? I looked at one summary on this page and vomited in my mouth some.
 
I may not be the brightest bulb in the collection, but even I ain't dumb enough to read the shit I post in this thread. I read the summary, and then post it here because 9.9 times out of 10, the fic is shite.
 
[font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial]Adventures of the NGS Trio[/font][font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial] [/font][font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial] by [/font][font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial]Crash5020[/font][font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial] [/font][font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial]reviews[/font]

[font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial]A story where a 9-year old Naruto Uzumaki lives at the Shuzen Estate with 9-year old Sonic the Hedgehog and Gohan the Saiyan where they regularly have misadventures.
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 47 - Words: 55,495 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 35 - Updated: May 18 - Published: Aug 14, 2013 - Naruto U., Moka A.[/font]
 
...at least the multi-crossovers I read when I started reading fanfics, and even then I knew they were bad quality, used space travel to search for the ultimate mcguffins as a background...
 

goldenarms

Well-Known Member
Yorae Rasante said:
fg7dragon's The Otsusuki Transmigrant, where Harry Potter becomes immortal, gets the rinnegan and the mangekyo sharingan (or was it Kaguya's rinnesharingan? not that it matters), steals memories from both almost every powerful ninja AND WIZARD to have existed until that point and later puts Kaguya's mind in Ginny Weasley's body (since unlike in canon her soul was consumed by Tom despite Harry doing everything in canon by that point) so he got a teacher, steals protected magical animals so he doesn't have to train handsigns as much and gets a magical menagerie he can use for otherwise impossible weapons and to create philosopher stones until they don't fit his house, and performs sexual rituals that empower himself and the respectivelly sharingan'ed and rinnegan'ed Susan Bones and Luna Lovegood...
all completely reasonable actions to fight Voldemort and will totally not make the fight one-sided and boring
...currently reached the Skyrim level of the Triwizard Tourney. You know, the one where Harry is teleported to Skyrim, becomes a Dragonborn and sleeps and soulsucks his way through the story (you know, so he can get shouts without needing to kill dragons and kill dragons without the need to actually fight them to the death).
And it seems he will make the character play through not only the main story but also the main sidequests, and we get to watch everything. Joy.

No, I have no idea why I did not drop this pile of shit in the first chapters. This is not even a trainwreck to keep me entertained, it just sucks and sucks and is a terrible dark cloud in my browser that makes me stop reading until I force myself through it.
Is anyone really reading this that isn't suffering the same? This is not even wish-granting, it mixes so many things and makes up even more bullshit it doesn't even fit with itself.
Well, just looking at the summary above had me like:

 
This may seem a bit odd, but anything by Jiraiya's Dream. It's not that his fics are badly written, but that they're terribly characterized. He's one of those authors that just use "Naruto" as a generic, angsty stand in for OC's, because he knows he wouldn't get nearly as many reviews, although I doubt he'd admit it.

Replaced is admittedly the worse of the two, since it's just Naruto being a needlessly dramatic angsty douche, because Rias and Akeno like Issei more than him. The guy just does not get Naruto's character, and tries to needlessly justify why "Naruto" acts nothing like Naruto. Even Sasuke isn't as bad as NINO is.
 
Most things by Bones Boy are horribly characterized and have Naruto as a NINO. I think the only one of his stories I like in the guilty pleasure kinda way is his Aphrodite Naruto and even then it's more because I have yet to find a good crossover with Percy Jackson.

But his Apollo Naruto especially ticks me off, Naruto is so outpfcharacter in it.


Link is down below

https://m.fanfiction.net/u/2541799/BonesBoy15
 

KurokamiDG

Well-Known Member
Hotaru of the 4 Emperors said:
Most things by Bones Boy are horribly characterized and have Naruto as a NINO. I think the only one of his stories I like in the guilty pleasure kinda way is his Aphrodite Naruto and even then it's more because I have yet to find a good crossover with Percy Jackson.

But his Apollo Naruto especially ticks me off, Naruto is so outpfcharacter in it.


Link is down below

https://m.fanfiction.net/u/2541799/BonesBoy15
Well, I do have to admit that he does make interesting stories despite his use of NINO. And I can forgive some of the AU ones since Naruto was raised somewhat differently in them.
 

KurokamiDG

Well-Known Member
Hotaru of the 4 Emperors said:
Doesn't explain how much of a dick his Apollo Naruto is. That version of Naruto is a cunt.
Yeah...he definitely is.

For no real reason really. Which is very odd.
 
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