Naruto Stories you wish you can destroy
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Because if Sturgeon's Law claims that 90% is a waste, it means there is still the rare 10% or less of worthwhile.
Really? That's how you want to phrase it? There's plenty else wrong with that summary, but for some reason, that was the part that really jumped out at me.
Also, apparently you can report Fanfics for having terrible grammar and spelling, so I'm not sure how half the content on ff.net is still there.
Also, apparently you can report Fanfics for having terrible grammar and spelling, so I'm not sure how half the content on ff.net is still there.
Now I'm imagining Orochimaru sitting at a desk a la Richard Pryor in Superman III, going over the list of what makes a baby when he comes across the last item marked "Unknown," and just plugs in "Ramen" as it just so happened to be what was nearby at the time. "He ain't gonna eat this stuff, so what the hell..."
I'd give my left arm for a Naruto and Sasuke bromance where they leave to travel the world after the Sound arc, under Jiraiya's tutelage. This possibly extends to Sasuke calmly taking up Jiraiya's mantle as a smutsmith, with Naruto providing him inspiration.
I dunno, Playboy!Naruto and Straight Man!Sasuke is kind of a funny concept in my mind. I imagine the boys taking the sparring match with Kakashi as a sign to cut loose, and the next thing Hatake knows dozens of wind blades are raining down on him while Sasuke turns the the sky into a firestorm, and suddenly a fiery tornado is roaring its way towards him.
I dunno, Playboy!Naruto and Straight Man!Sasuke is kind of a funny concept in my mind. I imagine the boys taking the sparring match with Kakashi as a sign to cut loose, and the next thing Hatake knows dozens of wind blades are raining down on him while Sasuke turns the the sky into a firestorm, and suddenly a fiery tornado is roaring its way towards him.
:headbanger: :headbanger: :headbanger:
Why do people write these sorts of fics? :no:
Super powered NINO-fics are getting seriously annoying at this point. Plus, if Rias actually did have a piece as Powerful as Naruto, she wouldn't have needed Issei in the first place, since she already had an "I win" button.
Why do people write these sorts of fics? :no:
Super powered NINO-fics are getting seriously annoying at this point. Plus, if Rias actually did have a piece as Powerful as Naruto, she wouldn't have needed Issei in the first place, since she already had an "I win" button.
The first fic... Am I right to believe "Lincoln" is either a fem!NINO or an SI!NINO?
The second... I got the appeal, actually, of seeing the reaction of the canon characters to a parallel version of themselves, specially if some of the events close to canon already happened, or even as I saw once in a crossover the non-crossing characters seeing and reacting to the cross, or even the characters reading the future. I didn't say I like them, but I can see the appeal - it could be like an MST3k if they do more than coo for the character's cool attitudes or weep for his suffering.
Too bad most of them don't...
The third, seriously. If you'll just take the name and appearance for the cross, why bother making it a cross? At least NINOs set in Naruto's world can say to share some of their past...
And as you said. The only reason she needed Issei was because she was out of options, and since even though he cost eight pieces he was at first a terrible mistake, too weak for anything useful until after she lost. Although, she is supposedly just lucky her pieces are as useful and she actually just wanted to save them so she'd probably do it for him anyway.
The second... I got the appeal, actually, of seeing the reaction of the canon characters to a parallel version of themselves, specially if some of the events close to canon already happened, or even as I saw once in a crossover the non-crossing characters seeing and reacting to the cross, or even the characters reading the future. I didn't say I like them, but I can see the appeal - it could be like an MST3k if they do more than coo for the character's cool attitudes or weep for his suffering.
Too bad most of them don't...
The third, seriously. If you'll just take the name and appearance for the cross, why bother making it a cross? At least NINOs set in Naruto's world can say to share some of their past...
And as you said. The only reason she needed Issei was because she was out of options, and since even though he cost eight pieces he was at first a terrible mistake, too weak for anything useful until after she lost. Although, she is supposedly just lucky her pieces are as useful and she actually just wanted to save them so she'd probably do it for him anyway.
That is true. But I think the reason of it in DxD case is that Naruto is a likeable protagonist, while Issei... not so much, I guess. Sure, he evolves, but it is quite subtle and in the start he is not a charismatic person.
It is a similar case with Familiar of Zero, people dislike Saito so most stories change him, most of the time by putting someone else in his place. Louise is not liked much either, but they see her as a bit sympathetic since the start with being a failure, so her future behavior is a bit also caused by Saito being an enabler (I know, rune brainwash, but this justification only appears a long time later and until then people saw it as him being like that just because).
Now, most DxD crossovers suffer one problem I think is a big plot hole...
By the end of the story, Naruto basically became a bodhisattva, or at least Kishimoto really wants to point on this direction. Now, and this is canon, Evil Pieces do not work on buddhas, even mutated pieces. Since from what I could find a bodhisattva already acquired buddhahood (actual therm I found) but decided to stay in the world for the benefit of others (buddhists feel free to correct me)...
It is a similar case with Familiar of Zero, people dislike Saito so most stories change him, most of the time by putting someone else in his place. Louise is not liked much either, but they see her as a bit sympathetic since the start with being a failure, so her future behavior is a bit also caused by Saito being an enabler (I know, rune brainwash, but this justification only appears a long time later and until then people saw it as him being like that just because).
Now, most DxD crossovers suffer one problem I think is a big plot hole...
By the end of the story, Naruto basically became a bodhisattva, or at least Kishimoto really wants to point on this direction. Now, and this is canon, Evil Pieces do not work on buddhas, even mutated pieces. Since from what I could find a bodhisattva already acquired buddhahood (actual therm I found) but decided to stay in the world for the benefit of others (buddhists feel free to correct me)...
I wish that there was some new ultra-popular series that everybody hates except for the people who write like shit so we could quarantine them all in that fandom.
Not everybody hates Hetalia, but it made a noble sacrifice by taking the attention of all the yaoi fangirls* so they don't write quite as much trash for the other fandoms
*there's acceptable yaoi stories where the writing is actually good and where I'll skip the actual sex parts, but 99% of it is still nonsensical garbage
Not everybody hates Hetalia, but it made a noble sacrifice by taking the attention of all the yaoi fangirls* so they don't write quite as much trash for the other fandoms
*there's acceptable yaoi stories where the writing is actually good and where I'll skip the actual sex parts, but 99% of it is still nonsensical garbage
...So question.
Would a fic with Naruto raised by his parents technically count as a NINO fic? I mean, his early life made him into the person he eventually became, so if there was a fic that actually didn't go down the stupid 'neglected by his parents for a sibling' arc that people enjoy so much would people still consider him as 'Naruto'?
Would a fic with Naruto raised by his parents technically count as a NINO fic? I mean, his early life made him into the person he eventually became, so if there was a fic that actually didn't go down the stupid 'neglected by his parents for a sibling' arc that people enjoy so much would people still consider him as 'Naruto'?
Well, with both parents and (considering who they are, even if he lacks Kurama) respect from the villagers, he would lose the parts he uses to connect with Gaara and Sasuke... But if they keep his personality straight enough... I mean, even in that AU pic of the whole family Kishimoto drew he was still acting like himself.