Naruto Stories you wish you can destroy

KurokamiDG

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MastaofBitches said:
[font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial]Orphan Devil[/font][font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial] [/font][font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial] by [/font][font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial]Jay3000[/font][font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial] [/font][font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial]reviews[/font]

[font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial]One night Naruto was left to die by one devil he loved the most because he didn't have what she wanted but he was saved by his friends who always believe in him. And now with them he will prove to everybody that he is not what they believe.
Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,729 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 1,121 - Updated: Jun 12 - Published: Feb 26 - [Naruto U., Katase, Murayama, Sona S.][/font]
The reviews alone for this thing have guaranteed I'll never read it.
Holy fuck what is wrong with these people. Are they actually serious when they spout that shit in the reviews?
 
Wondering what review you guys are talking about exactly. I barely read them, but went to the author's page.

This is one of the characters he hates the most and the reason:
"Iruka ( THE MOTHERF*ING BASTARD, HE WAS THE F*ING REASON PREVENTING THE SERIES FROM HAVING A BADDASS NARUTO, I HATE HIM AS MUCH IF NOT MORE THAN THAT WRETCHED EXCUSE OF A FATHER)"
 
Yorae Rasante said:
"Iruka ( THE MOTHERF*ING BASTARD, HE WAS THE F*ING REASON PREVENTING THE SERIES FROM HAVING A BADDASS NARUTO, I HATE HIM AS MUCH IF NOT MORE THAN THAT WRETCHED EXCUSE OF A FATHER)"
How is a dead Naruto badass?
 
I think he believes Naruto became a nice person instead of showing everyone how badass he supposedly is because of Iruka?
I don't know, it makes no sense and just shows me how low the quality of his fics must be.

Everywhere there is a chance of a crazy reviewer, but if the author is crazy already...
 

goldenarms

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Yorae Rasante said:
Wondering what review you guys are talking about exactly. I barely read them, but went to the author's page.

This is one of the characters he hates the most and the reason:
"Iruka ( THE MOTHERF*ING BASTARD, HE WAS THE F*ING REASON PREVENTING THE SERIES FROM HAVING A BADDASS NARUTO, I HATE HIM AS MUCH IF NOT MORE THAN THAT WRETCHED EXCUSE OF A FATHER)"
I know that sentence anywhere... he's a disciple of dracohalo117.*

 

seitora

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ah, dracohalo117

LightningHunter, we miss you. You were supposed to sacrifice yourself for the redemption of man by skewing dracohalo's work, no matter how much of your lifeforce was ebbed in the process.
 
dracohalo117? Who's that? :huh:
 
I remember the name... checked the profile, but none of the fic names ringed a bell...
I think his main characteristic (besides the behemothian profile, does he really expect people to read it?) are his challenges on a forum he made.
And one on his profile, of RWBY, in which he basically wants people to give Jaune (just started watching so now I know who he is) a sword from somewhere else with powers that has to, as in his challenge demands so, overwrite his personality and appearence to fit the sword's preferences. Oh, and he has to fight for his own soul controlling his body despite the old soul overwriting him slowly anyways.

And, as was pointed out, that Iruka hate rant WAS copy-pasted from his profile...
 

goldenarms

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Yorae Rasante said:
I remember the name... checked the profile, but none of the fic names ringed a bell...
I think his main characteristic (besides the behemothian profile, does he really expect people to read it?) are his challenges on a forum he made.
And one on his profile, of RWBY, in which he basically wants people to give Jaune (just started watching so now I know who he is) a sword from somewhere else with powers that has to, as in his challenge demands so, overwrite his personality and appearence to fit the sword's preferences. Oh, and he has to fight for his own soul controlling his body despite the old soul overwriting him slowly anyways.

And, as was pointed out, that Iruka hate rant WAS copy-pasted from his profile...
While we have talked about dracohalo117 before (partly because of that 46 page, 19K+ profile of his and his utter hatred of Iruka) he didn't draw on LightningHunter's radar to personally dissect his work line by line here -- that honor was bestowed upon fg7dragon's Naruto: Chaos Mage. Not that it prevented him from flaming the shit out of dracohalo in reviews, though, especially Wrath to Come and Naruto of the Four Doujutsu -- complete with artwork by draco himself.

 
That picture is nightmare fuel...

[font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial]Dragon Shadow Blade[/font][font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial] by [/font][font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial]Wolfbeastx[/font][font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial] [/font][font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial]reviews[/font]

[font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial]Not all stories are told the same Naruto descendant of the Septim line aboundened and betrayed by his own mother, root agent of high calibur and Dovahkiin out to do his family job and get back before the year is up. Naruto x Harem fanfiction mods are added as well as the Winx Club girls harem maybe expanded or hpgirls drop.
Crossover - Naruto & Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,252 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Published: Jun 15- Naruto U., Serana[/font]
Seems someone forgot to proofread their summary...

[font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial]Darkness Always Finds A Way[/font][font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial] [/font][font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial] by [/font][font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial]windstorm16[/font][font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial] [/font][font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial]reviews[/font]

[font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial]Abandoned by his family, hated by his village, molded in the dark, rises as a destroyer. Konoha what have you created.
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,040 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 127 - Updated: Jun 15 - Published: Jun 12 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama[/font]
I don't think Gnarl is going to be pleased about someone stealing, and reworking his catchphrase.

[font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial]The Prince of the night[/font][font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial] [/font][font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial] by [/font][font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial]Nick Tanico[/font][font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial] [/font][font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial]reviews[/font]

[font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial]"My life was filled with suffering no one should ever live in their young life, it wasn't until I was taken from my home world into a world of Myths and Legends" Strong, smart, a bit dark but not evil, multi-legacy, emotionally unstable Naruto, dark but not evil grey Naruto, NaruHarem. With bits of X-overs elements. AU story-all chapter 1-8 has been Beta please check it out.
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 79,681 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 874 - Updated: Jun 14 - Published: Jan 3, 2015 - Naruto U., Nyx[/font]
So, he's a less sociopathic Sasuke then?
 

KurokamiDG

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goldenarms said:
Yorae Rasante said:
Wondering what review you guys are talking about exactly. I barely read them, but went to the author's page.

This is one of the characters he hates the most and the reason:
"Iruka ( THE MOTHERF*ING BASTARD, HE WAS THE F*ING REASON PREVENTING THE SERIES FROM HAVING A BADDASS NARUTO, I HATE HIM AS MUCH IF NOT MORE THAN THAT WRETCHED EXCUSE OF A FATHER)"
I know that sentence anywhere... he's a disciple of dracohalo117.*

So I'm just trying to figure out why the guy thinks that it was a terrible idea to make Kushina into a Jinchuuriki? And why he's so dumb, but it would be hard to actually explain that.
 
KurokamiDG said:
goldenarms said:
Yorae Rasante said:
Wondering what review you guys are talking about exactly. I barely read them, but went to the author's page.

This is one of the characters he hates the most and the reason:
"Iruka ( THE MOTHERF*ING BASTARD, HE WAS THE F*ING REASON PREVENTING THE SERIES FROM HAVING A BADDASS NARUTO, I HATE HIM AS MUCH IF NOT MORE THAN THAT WRETCHED EXCUSE OF A FATHER)"
I know that sentence anywhere... he's a disciple of dracohalo117.*

So I'm just trying to figure out why the guy thinks that it was a terrible idea to make Kushina into a Jinchuuriki? And why he's so dumb, but it would be hard to actually explain that.
It takes away from Naruto's uniqueness? :huh.:
 
Also, that way there is no more way for 'Kushina is alive but thinks he is a monster' stories, I guess.
 
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[font=Arial, Verdana, sans-serif]Transforming Ninja[/font][font=Arial, Verdana, sans-serif] [/font][font=Arial, Verdana, sans-serif]»[/font][font=Arial, Verdana, sans-serif] by [/font][font=Arial, Verdana, sans-serif]The Dark Dragon Emperor[/font]
[font=Arial, Verdana, sans-serif]After failing the Genin Exam for the second time, Naruto goes into the forest and stumbles across an ancient relic. After receiving new powers, he's ready to become the most powerful ninja in the world! Only one problem...how does he change back to being flesh and blood? Cooperation with Yatsushiro Ryko. Disclaimer: We own nothing but our OC's and story idea.[/font]

[font=Arial, Verdana, sans-serif]T, English, Adventure, chapters: 13, words: 169k+, favs: 287, follows: 320, updated: Apr 6 published: Sep 22, 2015, [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Hiruzen S., Optimus Prime[/font]


[font=Arial, Verdana, sans-serif]If you can get through the first chapter, you're a stronger mind than I. It's like a contest to see how many clichés he can fit in that first chapter alone...[/font]
 
The reviews really aren't much better.
 
I'm going to guess Naruto doesn't simply stumbles on the Masterforce Braclets?
 
So, added a review to Fairy Tail Dragon Slayer's Naruto The Foxy Titania.

[font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial]Er... you do know that XXXY, that you used in the other version, is an actual medical condition, unlike this XXXXXY one, right? And that changing someone's dna does not work like addition, but by substitution? That that little X in the XY is actually a LOT of smaller pieces of genetic code put together, and that changing the dna means changing some small parts of the code since the overall difference between a human and other mammals is less than 10 percent sometimes?[/font]

[font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial]Just thought you should know.[/font]
When he answered "Naruto chakra magic" and I didn't accept it and tried arguing back, dude went balistic.
I'd post the whole thing here, but he blocked me until I "apologized" through a "guest review". Anyone got an idea how to see the messages I sent or got from someone who blocked me?
This is the last message I got through e-mail (didn't get all of them there, or I'd just add them here without mine):
Well I don't want to give away damn spoilers to MY story just like that.

How about I just give away ALL of the spoilers to my story?

I should not HAVE to explain myself.

I am a popular author for a REASON!
I know what I am doing, I have shit planned out, but JUST because I don't tell everyone what I am doing, doesn't mean I don't know what I am doing.
 
Yorae Rasante said:
So, added a review to Fairy Tail Dragon Slayer's Naruto The Foxy Titania.


[font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial]Er... you do know that XXXY, that you used in the other version, is an actual medical condition, unlike this XXXXXY one, right? And that changing someone's dna does not work like addition, but by substitution? That that little X in the XY is actually a LOT of smaller pieces of genetic code put together, and that changing the dna means changing some small parts of the code since the overall difference between a human and other mammals is less than 10 percent sometimes?[/font]

[font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial]Just thought you should know.[/font]
When he answered "Naruto chakra magic" and I didn't accept it and tried arguing back, dude went balistic.
I'd post the whole thing here, but he blocked me until I "apologized" through a "guest review". Anyone got an idea how to see the messages I sent or got from someone who blocked me?
This is the last message I got through e-mail (didn't get all of them there, or I'd just add them here without mine):

Well I don't want to give away damn spoilers to MY story just like that.

How about I just give away ALL of the spoilers to my story?

I should not HAVE to explain myself.

I am a popular author for a REASON!
I know what I am doing, I have shit planned out, but JUST because I don't tell everyone what I am doing, doesn't mean I don't know what I am doing.
I could have told you he'd act like that. Asshole's an Egomaniac, and has no issue casually ignoring canon for whatever fanon he favours at any given time.
 

goldenarms

Well-Known Member
MastaofBitches said:
Yorae Rasante said:
So, added a review to Fairy Tail Dragon Slayer's Naruto The Foxy Titania.



[font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial]Er... you do know that XXXY, that you used in the other version, is an actual medical condition, unlike this XXXXXY one, right? And that changing someone's dna does not work like addition, but by substitution? That that little X in the XY is actually a LOT of smaller pieces of genetic code put together, and that changing the dna means changing some small parts of the code since the overall difference between a human and other mammals is less than 10 percent sometimes?[/font]

[font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial]Just thought you should know.[/font]
When he answered "Naruto chakra magic" and I didn't accept it and tried arguing back, dude went balistic.
I'd post the whole thing here, but he blocked me until I "apologized" through a "guest review". Anyone got an idea how to see the messages I sent or got from someone who blocked me?
This is the last message I got through e-mail (didn't get all of them there, or I'd just add them here without mine):


Well I don't want to give away damn spoilers to MY story just like that.

How about I just give away ALL of the spoilers to my story?

I should not HAVE to explain myself.

I am a popular author for a REASON!
I know what I am doing, I have shit planned out, but JUST because I don't tell everyone what I am doing, doesn't mean I don't know what I am doing.
I could have told you he'd act like that. Asshole's an Egomaniac, and has no issue casually ignoring canon for whatever fanon he favours at any given time.
Fuck that guy with a rusty filet knife. I'm so disgusted with his opening chapter that I cannot express myself in words, and writing him a review feels more like a waste of my time.

EDIT: Huh, I did send him something brief -- that he should print it up onto paper, then burn those papers before deleting it off his computer, FFN and every archive out there, then take a shower for a week to wash off the shame.
 
[font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial]Naruto the Second[/font][font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial] [/font][font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial] by [/font][font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial]Shawn129[/font][font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial] [/font][font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial]reviews[/font]

[font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial]A lonely Lilith pleads to God for a companion, she gets one in Naruto her first progeny /mate
Crossover - Naruto & True Blood - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,040 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 5h ago - Published: May 7 - Naruto U.[/font]
So, not only is he her first CHILD, he's also her first mate? How the hell does that work? I mean, is time travel involved? It would have to be so that he could impregnate his mother with himself.

[font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial]Blade of Fire[/font][font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial] [/font][font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial] by [/font][font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial]epic insanity666[/font][font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial] [/font][font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial]reviews[/font]

[font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial]another beating from Konoha has left Naruto at deaths door, well, an old Shinigami from another plain takes him as a student, forging his future as a legend, Look out Konoha, a legend has been chosen. NarutoXHarem, Sasuke Bashing, and such
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,985 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 5h ago - Published: Jan 13 - [Naruto U., Ino Y., Rukia K., Yachiru K.][/font]
'nough said.

[font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial]Re:Gamer[/font][font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial] [/font][font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial] by [/font][font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial]Akallas von Aerok[/font][font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial] [/font][font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial]reviews[/font]

[font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial]Normally, heroes are given a second chance, whether that chance be second life or another go at their current. Naruto was given such a chance because really, how could you not be called a hero after stopping an invasion? But could it truly be called a second chance if he is not even human? What the hell was he supposed to do as an Imp?
Crossover - Naruto & Re:Monster/??????? - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 87 - Words: 297,857 - Reviews: 3227 - Favs: 1,740 - Follows: 1,904 - Updated: Jun 30 - Published: Apr 26, 2015 - Naruto U.[/font]
I like the concept, not so much the execution. Not only is Naruto a NINO right off the bat (I think he's from another of the authors works?) Emiya Shirou is brought in for no readily apparent reason, other than to help Naruto learn his skills, and fill Gobukichi's role. A good chunk of the word count is also a list of stats, and learned skills.

[font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial]God of Yokai[/font][font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial] [/font][font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial] by [/font][font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial]TheFoolArcana97[/font][font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial] [/font][font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial]reviews[/font]

[font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial]Naruto Uzumaki. Sasuke Uchiha. Fate deemed them enemies but know, in a new world they are one in the same. They are the God Of Yokai. Naruto/Harem Summaries suck. Guest reviews automatically deleted
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/??????D×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,698 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 554 - Updated: Jun 30 - Published: Feb 17 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., H. Issei, T. Koneko[/font]
That's not a very good sign. Neither is Naruto and Sasuke being fused together for that matter.

Why do I always have to save these posts as drafts before I can post them? It's annoying and tedious.
 

goldenarms

Well-Known Member
MastaofBitches said:
[font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial]Naruto the Second[/font][font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial] [/font][font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial] by [/font][font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial]Shawn129[/font][font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial] [/font][font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial]reviews[/font]

[font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial]A lonely Lilith pleads to God for a companion, she gets one in Naruto her first progeny /mate
Crossover - Naruto & True Blood - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,040 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 5h ago - Published: May 7 - Naruto U.[/font]
So, not only is he her first CHILD, he's also her first mate? How the hell does that work? I mean, is time travel involved? It would have to be so that he could impregnate his mother with himself.
Sounds like the author decided to remake Avengers #200 with Naruto characters and a more willing Ms. Marvel OC.
 
[font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial]Neglected Gremory[/font][font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial] [/font][font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial] by [/font][font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial]Crowfeast[/font][font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial] [/font][font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial]reviews[/font]

[font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial]Naruto grew up over shadowed by his sister. Unknown to all he will become the strongest to ever exist with his peerage at his side nothing will stop him.
Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,835 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 20h ago - Published:Jul 7 - Naruto U., Serafall L.[/font]
...I think I'd rather read Twilight than this piece of shit.
 

seitora

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Nah man, as summaries go that one's hella tame
 

KurokamiDG

Well-Known Member
seitora said:
Nah man, as summaries go that one's hella tame
It's still dumb though. I mean, if Naruto is a Gremory - the one Devil noble family that was KNOWN for their compassion and close familial ties - then he would never be neglected for any reason.

I don't understand why people allow this neglected Naruto trend to continue. Being Naruto doesn't automatically mean a fucking sad childhood!
 
seitora said:
Nah man, as summaries go that one's hella tame
Yeah, but I actually read that one. Trust me, it's so much worse than the summary implies.
 
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